Dirty 007
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was out to lunch with my boss, and spotted P-Nazi at Paradise Bakery near Gainey Ranch. I didn’t want to make a bad impression in front of her, but I had to sneak a picture while she wasn’t looking. For reasons of job security in these lovely economic times, this was the best I could do. I overheard a phone conversation he was having and he was interested in getting some steroids in order to become “bigger.” I think he may need an intervention…..although he was looking a little small.
He doesn’t need anything. He is P-Nazi… hes like a super hero. A God in Scottsdale.- nik
nik,
stop s@cking so hard!!.. we all know he mixes up your gutts.. FORGY!!
who gives a shit about this guy. He’s so 2007
Another day. Another hater. Just bc I’m $$$$$$$ again you all are back.
S@ck my balls P-NAZI. never mind youd probably like that..
dude if i see you out and about.. im going to run full force at you and side tackle your knees and take em out..
p nazi, you are not money. you are pesos. we should film you over the next 10 years to watch you evolve from 20k millionaire to trout 23k millionaire status. that would be epic.
pnazi has overdraft protection, do not, I REPEAT, DO NOT, try an outspend him at the bar. His Overdraft protection is limitless, until it comes time to pay the bill.
Thanks,
JP Morgan
I took this picture.
How can you be making money when you’re not working on a Tuesday afternoon? Since when are jeans business attire?
looks like he works the rope for j alexanders i would guess? since when did j alexanders get a rope? he is such a piece of sh*t
Let me tell you folks something. I am Pnazi’s steroid dealer. We met at LA Fitness, I noticed he had teeny tiny calves and hamstrings. I also noticed he had cycled before, I could tell very easily because some days he would come in bloated and full of water, and other days he would be lean like filet mignon. No marble.
So, I approached him in the boys bathroom, and it went down something like this:
Me:” hey man, I see you on thedirty all the time, your pnazi right?”
P: Yes, Yes I m actually. Would you like my autograph?”
Me: No, but I noticed you are looking extremely small. Your arms are way skinny, your tris and bis look like crap. And your legs, come on dude, you look like a seagull running down the beach in San Diego. Would you like me to help you pnazi”?
P: Yes, how can you help me?”
From that point I have been selling him a cocktail of Dianabol, Winstrol, equipoise, deca durabolin every month.
Onle last point, the first transaction, he was scared of doing the injection on himself. I obliged, felt it came with the package for the rookie user. He pulled down his pants around his ankles, which I felt was odd, and I did it. I said “ok, your done pnazi.” He then turned around and said “now its my turn to do the injecting”
game over
Pnazi was last seen in Tent City taking a 5 star dump in the mess hall. When the guards saw him, they broke out the 100,000 volt super tazer and let him have it for about ten minutes while all the other prisoners watched.
He was also caught masturbating in his bunk. When exposed, the other inmates tied his teeny weenie to a chair and threw it off the 2nd floor.
He is very skinny no, he needs some more, what do you call it…JUICE, the OJ
This picture could not be captured because P Nazi now moves at the speed of light. You see, here’s how it went down. P Nazi has two DUI’s. On the second one he was so angered, drunk, and frustrated he stormed out of the car and started heading toward the patrol car that pulled him over. However, at this point he had led them on a high speed chase down the 101 so there were helicopters and dozens of cop cars surrounding his leased CTS. When he made a move towards the officer, 14 others fired a tazer gun at him simultaneously. You know how they say you can get magic powers from being electrocuted? P awoke from his electrified trance and had gained the ability to move at the speed of light. That’s why this picture is blurry…hello! He can make it from Scottsdale to his true home and favorite place Tucson faster than you can say, “pomade.” And the best part is there is already a name picked out for him based on the superhero that has that ability. Flash! How funny is that? His superhero name is a part of a camera. It was meant to be. Now go back to masterbating and just realize, P could be in your home pounding your Mother right now, be out in no time, and you wouldn’t have time to leave your basement to catch him.
This guy is as old as Gretchen Rossi and Mapquest.
Pnazi will be making special guest appearances in Fashion Square this week with his puppet, Spencer. Spencer sits on Pnazi’s lap while pnazi has his hands in spencers pants and they pretend he is a ventriloquist.
Also, if you happen to be in Fashion Square During Dec 20- thru Christmas Eve, Pnazi will be making headlines as the first Santa Claus to be dressed up in a Louis Vuitton Santa outfit. The “LV” logo will emblazzon the entire outfit. Spencer will also be playing his Elf sidekick like in the Bad Santa movie, except he will be wearing a Gucci elf suit. Both will have boner proof costumes so they dont get overly excited by the visiting school children. Pnazi will also be sporting a beard made totally out of an old mans pubic hair, another industry first!
P-Nazi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…Bring back the original Dirty Scottsdale Celebs Nik
Isnt he the convicted child molester? why doesnt this bother everyone? shows what scottsdale all about if hes a god there.
most rumors are hilarious, but child molestation is something you retards shouldn’t be throwing around. F@cking grow up VDgirl.
well we wouldnt throw it around if the knee toucher didnt do it.got it rawdouche?
p nazi, the ubertool, the superdouche, one and only…biggest db in scottsdale, land of db’s.
he actually molested my puppy. sick f*ck.
I was minding my own business looking through the trash dumpster and the guy crawled in and toucked my knee then lifted my tail and he had his way with me. I lost the ability to land on my feet. Put this guy on blast and please teach him a lesson.
He oozes douche
i saved pnazi’s feces from a crap he took while at PCL one night. Who dumps at the club, right? Well, pnazi does. And now, oh yes I am planning on selling his turn on ebay to the highest bidder.
How come when you google his real name, nothing comes up…..He can’t be that important. From all those buy one get one cookies at paradise, you’d think he probably just spends his whole day working out and dyeing his hair
Pnazi will be waxing his ball sack at a special ceremony at Olive and Ivy’s New Years Eve. They will be naming a special martini after P, the Pnazitini, which will be vodka, olive juice, and special blue cheese olives that are special made to resemble Pnazi’s testicles. There will be little midget cocktail waitressess draped in link sausages serving adult beverages, and also will be special ice louge to take shots of Pnazis new alcoholic bottled Whiskey, Pnazi Bourbon 007. He will also be releasing his new A44hole chapstick, Pnazichappeda$$, for those days when your turd ring is a little dry.
I took this picture.
How can you be making money when you’re not working on a Tuesday afternoon? Since when are jeans business attire?