Douche Bag Alert
Posted in ASU, The Dirty | December 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guys name is Geoffrey. yea that is how it is spelled. he is the biggest douche i have ever met in my life. he is ridiculously loud and obnoxious he never shuts the f*ck up. he thinks he is a player and that he is gods gift to women, but girls think he is just as big a douche as i do, and the only girl i have ever seen him with looks like a dog. he drags his feet around when he walks and when he talks he sounds like my retarded cousin, no wait my retarded cousin is more literate than this dumbass, even for ASU standards this guy is f*ckin stupid. he thinks he is black i swear i need to carry an ebonics dictionary to understand a god dam thing he says, and dont even get me started on his spelling. i dont know if his mom dropped him on his head or what but this guy has serious problems. he will stand in the corner at a party and look for the drunkest looking chick and then try to make his move because he knows no female would want anything to do with him were they sober, ladies watch out for this creeper, this guy needs to be blasted bad. Nik what do you think?
I hate white black people.- nik
why are nfl qb white? says:
PAYTON MANNING
TOM BRADY
ROTHERLSBERGER
FAVRE
RODGERS
RYAN
100 PERCENT OF THE TOP NFL QBS ARE WHITE-
to why are nfl qb white?CAN ANY NIGS OUT THERE GUESS WHY?
earl duke says.. says:
We blacks dont give a fu-k.. WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD PRO STARS BLACK AND THE FAST RUNNERS BLACK>. DUMB BITCH!! WE RULE NFL, NBA, TRACK, BOXING, GOLF AND EVERY GD SPORT YOU CAN NAME , PLUS WE GOT BIG DI-KS ON TOP OF IT AND KNOW HOW TO SCREW THE RIGHT WAY .. NOT THE WHITE WAY.. DUMB SKANKS!! NOW CAN YOU SALTINE FACES GUES WHY!! HUH!!
to earl duke says..Ceezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
Everytime I read your posts, I imagine you yelling out of a balcony, like a crazy geto female waiving around a broom. Stop stating your race is the master race; especially if your only defense is your BBD.
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!APES says:
WHAT WOULD NIGS DO IF THERE WAS NO PRO SPORTS?
to APESEh says:
We would probably find another reason for you to hate us.
to EhCeezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
Seeing they dominate baseball and basketball, you better hope they don’t pick up golf…
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!Anonymous says:
u guys might be physically better then some whites but ur all dumb as sh*t only a hand full go on to become professional athletes and the rest sit around dealing drugs and shooting ppl, plus y do u think when some black guy gets shot in some crappy neighborhood the cops dont do anything, its cuz everyone is just waiting for u guys to kill each other off and the white ppl will be rid of blacks with out actually having to do anything, the average white person is much smarter than the average black person and u arguement proves it because all u think u need in life is a big nasty *ss d*ck and a strong body, well guess what after 30 years when ur heart is too weak to get ur *ick up and ur too old to run ur just gonna be a useless sack of dumb sh*t like u started out in the first place
to AnonymousCeezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
Who e’fing cares? Why are most defensive ends black? Go back to polishing the hubcaps hung on your trailor. There are awesome black, white, hispanic, and pacific islanders in the NFL; that’s all you need to know fa99.
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!why are nfl qb white? says:
why is it that 90 PERCENT OF NFL QB ARE WHITE WHEN 99 PERCENT OF THE SPORT IS NIGS
to why are nfl qb white?-TAKES BRAIN
earl duke says.. says:
wHERE DO YOU CRACKER ASS CRACKERS GET THE BRAINS FROMM.. I SEE NOINE.. GOOD THAT YOU ASSH-LES THINK YOU AARE SMART BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE GOING FOR YOU..!!
to earl duke says..Ceezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
Did you fall all over the keyboard? I’m no college professor but fu@k, make some sense.
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!earl duke says.. says:
PLEASE .. WHO THE HELL CANT THROW A GD BALL, YOU WHITE CRACKERS PALY FRISBEE ALL YOU GD LIFE , YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO THROW A GD BALL.. NOT MUCH BRAINS FOR THAT.. ITS WHAT YOU DO WITH THE BALL AFTER ITS THROWN . YOU DUMB ASSHO-ES!!
to earl duke says..Ceezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
I think most people that know anything about football would say QB is prob the hardest position…
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!APES says:
ITS NOT ABOUT THROWING THE BALL
to APESITS ABOUT BEING ABLE TO READ THE PLAYS
IF YOU APES COULD READ THEN YOU MIGHT BE QB
..Yeah says:
If you posted a picture of yourself along with your address, I might actually respect that post a little.
to ..YeahCeezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
Com’mon you know he’s to chicken ish to say something to a minority like that…
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!woof woof says:
thats on creepy lookin mother f*cker
to woof woofwoof woof says:
that guy looks creepy as hell…..
to woof woofDirty Finger says:
Nik, you hit it on the head….those pieces of sh#t deserve to get the crap kicked out of them. they look so F*cking stupid. Retards like this are why much of the world laughs at americans….what a loser!
to Dirty Fingerhaha says:
Ernie is that you?/
to hahaEddie says:
God Geoffrey.. How dare you spell your name like that.. Personally i’ve always prefered Jephri…
to Eddieflat butt white girl says.. says:
I hate black white people too> Stay white and racist like your name stands for! I hate white people who pretend to like black people and the same for black.. I hate even worse white people trying to act black>
to flat butt white girl says.....chi... says:
true gangstas have cute cow wall decorations
to ...chi...Johnny Rotten says:
“he will stand in the corner at a party and look for the drunkest looking chick and then try to make his move….”
Hey! That’s what I do, too!
Before you complain about The Icy Hot Stunta’s spelling you should learn how to capitalize correctly.
to Johnny Rottendirty steak says:
yeah, they’re the worst.
to dirty steakJoan says:
What a puke..
to JoanAnonymous says:
They’re called wiggers!
to Anonymousearl duke says.. says:
ITS A LOT OF THOSE BITCHES.. AND THE WHITE WOMEN WITH THE FAKE BUTTS ARE CALLED .. WOOTYS.. FAKE A** BITCHES!!
to earl duke says..Cinderetta says:
They’re called wiggers
to Cinderettadont worry about it says:
hahahaha i figured geoff would end up on here eventually, its so funny because all that shit is so true
to dont worry about itafrodite says:
the top QBs are white not because it takes brains, but because you obviously fat, lazy, untalented white men watching the sport feel like football is somehow for you (even though, thank you, it was meant to be played and mastered by us) and that you own the team and the players. they keep white people in those positions just to humor you and so black people can laugh when your white qbs dive or run out of bounds to avoid tackles from the giant black guys on the field…instead of being an actual athete that moves and who, o gosh, run the ball!
to afroditekkk says:
stfu you stupid nig go pick some cotton
to kkkCeezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
Think of a better response you snake-wrestler…
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!american says:
heres a better one, everyone “not just white ppl” generally think black ppl: A. smell weird/bad B. have no social skills (in society for all you ni99ers out there) and C. have a bad attitudes. thats why they still train you and make money off you monkeys , then you get hurt or in trouble and they take back anything you made lol its great like slavery without having to house you fckers
to americanCeezee!! says:
He prob goes by G-kid or G, e’fing wigg…
to Ceezee!!Anonymous says:
That first picture looks retarded.
to AnonymousSheldon says:
Wigga please!
to Sheldonanonymous says:
nigs need to go to concentration camps and if this guy thinks he is black he should go with them
to anonymoussnowblower says:
ew he just added me on facebook. i said no
to snowblowersteez says:
If you actually meet this kid you will realize he has social development issues, so instead of ripping on him why don’t you just go drink bleach you fu*king tool.
And to the blacks, lets not forget Toby Gerhart that makes everybody on the field look like a fu*king pussy.
to steezwetahded says:
so he is a retard then?
to wetahdedYay Gerhart says:
I forgot how he won the Heisman and beat out a black guy
to Yay GerhartYa Momma says:
Yo Geoff is cool .. we both from the east coast – we share similar culture regardless of skin color .. its sad you guys are stuck in the 1800′s claiming someone can act “black”. 100% pure ignorance
to Ya Mommahahaha says:
its amazing how the nigs rush in to defend their own lmao
to hahaha..Yeah says:
Its amazing how tough an anonymous post can make someone feel.
to ..YeahTwin Lightning Bolts says:
This wiggaz pad iz da bomb!!
I’m gonna rush out and buy me some gangsta cow decorations for my wall too.
to Twin Lightning BoltsAnonymous says:
no this kid is a f*cking creep it has nothing to do with race at all. he constantly tries to add me and my friends and pokes us on facebook yet doesnt get the hint. leave us poor girls the f*ck alone you freak!
to AnonymousRoid-Donkey says:
Black people….
so there is a .0001% chance that one of you porch monkeys will make some “real” money IF you get lucky enough to become a professional athlete.
Beyond that your ass is bound to end up at McDonald’s serving my fries… if you are lucky and a Mexican doesn’t take your job.
Who the hell am I kidding, I’ll be stuck paying for your welfare…. fuck my life.
to Roid-DonkeySo Stupid says:
Yeah, Fck ur Life.
to So Stupid..Yeah says:
O look.. another internet thug who would never have the heart to say it person.. shit the internet is more potent than alcohol when it comes to providing false confidence.
to ..Yeah..Yeah says:
O look .. another internet thug who wouldnt have the heart to state his opinion in person.. damn the internet is more potent than alcohol when it comes to providing false confidence.
to ..Yeahjorge says:
this dude seriously never shuts the f*ck up. he is so annoying and talks like a retard.. he tries so hard to be black. wahs about his broken leg all the time and drags his feet like a god damn downs baby… f*ck him
to jorgeHA YOUR RIGHT^^ says:
Fool needs to pick up his feet when he walks. can hear his fuckin sandals while rocking socks scraping the ground from a mile away!
to HA YOUR RIGHT^^com100 says:
i had to sit behind this kid and ur right. after 1 day i avoided him at all costs because he asked me if i wanted to go smoke a blunt and drink some shots with him after class. that ended at.. 11:45 am? f*ggggggg
to com100OOOO WOWOW says:
haha this guy is also the worst basketball player ever. He told me he went to Uconn and played div 1 basketball wtf??? this guy seriously has a problem in life hopefully a certified professional can help him out.
to OOOO WOWOWNicole says:
camera phone pics are bad enough, but sh!itty quality phone pics w/ the flash in them and he still looks mentally retarded? balllaaaa. ahahaha. could be the “wanksta” version of my new haircut.. orrr not.
to Nicoleamerican says:
heres a better one, everyone “not just white ppl” generally think black ppl: A. smell weird/bad B. have no social skills (in society for all you ni99ers out there) and C. have a bad attitudes. thats why they still train you and make money off you monkeys , then you get hurt or in trouble and they take back anything you made lol its great like slavery without having to house you fckers
to americanAnonymous says:
this is a pathetic argument.
to Anonymouscody bayne says:
yup another white wigger i go to western connecticut state university. this is real cool to blog about another dude. yall are some real b*tch ass people for sayin your anonymous. put your name up and where you live and we will see really wats good. if not A+ for yall cyber gangstaz
to cody bayneGeoffrey Schwarzenbach says:
AAA lisen shoots out bloggers internet loser …..
wow ull got me word for word
ooo my god ………………..
My name is Geoffrey Schwarzenbach ull see me every day man up or woman up let me know you feel and be ready for a response
to Geoffrey Schwarzenbachwtf? says:
what the hell are you saying?
to wtf?Anonymous says:
that is not g-off responding. everyone is haters. f*ck all of you. get something better to do than hate on people who have more fun at asu that all of you.
to Anonymouslol ^^^^^ says:
i have no idea
to lol ^^^^^really nik... says:
this kid was in one of my classes…straight wig…homie looked like a fuc*in tard and a half. hit on busted ass chicks too
to really nik...Decent Human Being says:
This guy definitely looks like a d-bag…but almost every comment posted sounds like a racist f*cking moron. Christ. Give me a break.
to Decent Human BeingAnonymous says:
I have played basketball with this douche at the SRC. . . and he is just that. . . deuche.
to AnonymousKathy says:
I think I know this kid!! Does he live in McClintock hall? He calls all the girls cunts and seems frustrated that he can’t get laid.
to KathyAnonymous says:
hey does that kid live in McClintock? He calls all the girls c*nts and seems frustrated that he can’t get laid. He hangs out with some googly- eyed skinny white kid who’s like 4’6″ with 6 chains around his neck. I’m from New Bedford MA and these retards aint gangsta ur from CT and it’s shinin through the wiggerness
to Anonymoushahaah says:
i needed to delete this kid as a fb friend…would leave me the f*ck alone on fb chat….then proceeded to try and add me as a friend a bunch of times after
to hahaahUtah says:
This bitch needs to get his ass kicked.
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to iconshubashamed says:
i dated this guy…….couldn’t understand a damn thing he says…..he’s seriously a wigger……and acts embarrassed when HE sees me…..really?? he makes fun of me living in vista when i see him here quite frequently hanging out with other guys…..and when we were together, he’d suck his thumb like a baby when i was doing certain things to him…..there’s def something wrong with him….he claimed he was 21 when we met but he never went out drinking with me and my friends…..and he claimed that he played bball for UConn b4 he transferred to ASU….my friend from CT checked that out and of course it was false…..he’s def not god’s gift to women!
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