THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, this guys name is Mike Ward… I went to highschool with this kid and he was fat as hell and was such a nerd, and now is a skinny c*ke head who goes out clubbin in the suburbs thinkin he is hot sh*t when he is just a skinny little troll… what do you think?
Forgy love snow, it’s common knowledge.- nik
HATER... says:
Mike is an f*ckin guy!! Whoever posted this is a complete moron. First off, HIGH SCHOOL… Really? Get outta the past, loser!! Who cares if he was big, who cares if he was a loser. I didn’t know HS branded who you were for the future.
Mike rocksss! F the haters!! Everyone has em!…
to HATER...Kristina says:
holy hell! is this loser for real?!?! look at his coked out face!!! and his f*ckin fag panties stuffed with socks! what a h0mo!!!!!! LMAO loserrrrr!!!!!!!!
to Kristinaamber says:
ewwww gross
to ambersfksdkfjhsdkf says:
kids a homo
to sfksdkfjhsdkfAnonymous says:
ur the faggot , get off ur lazy ass and stop going on this website loser
to AnonymousDB says:
So we make fun of fat people when they are fat but when they lose weight its a sin? really?
to DBMichael Ward says:
hahahah yes! Ive never done coke in my life. Thats all. Note to all you guys out there: Never blow off a fat girl, or you end up on the dirty.
to Michael WardNo wayyyyy says:
This kid would never touch a drug, ever. He has a lot going for him. But hes probably laughing his ass off at this.
to No wayyyyyJohhnny says:
This kid was never fat? lmao. Kids hilarious.
to JohhnnyLannnnaa444 says:
No way. Michael is such a sweetie, would never touch drugs. And hes really not that thin, pictures are deceiving. Hes got a lot going for him.
to Lannnnaa444Michael Ward says:
hahahah, YES! Finally made the dirty. Ive never touched drugs in my life. Never will. Whoever posted this, is probably back in the burbs who dresses up to go out everynight, but is never going anywhere in life.Stay in school.
to Michael WardAudriana says:
Awe, I love mikey.
to Audrianasdfsdfs says:
Michael doing coke? hahaha lmao. never gonna happen.
to sdfsdfsmmmk says:
Michael would never touch drugs. I went to school with him, he graduated with him in college…he was top of his class and might be the most driven person Ive ever met. This site is a joke. P.S. I love you Michael.
to mmmkRealllly? says:
Michael Ward doing drugs? This just shows how stupid this site is, he would never. The kid is a genius , flew through college with a very high GPA now hes living his life. Whoever posted this is probably some loser back in the burbs who slams dollar bottles everynight. Ive never met anyone who doesn’t love this kid.
to Realllly?Unreal. says:
Too many people love this kid. Why? Because hes carefree and driven. You could learn a lot from someone like him….those pictures he took were him just having fun with his friends im sure…thats just way he is. F#*$ This….people like him dont belong on here…why? because hes actually going somewhere in life.
to Unreal.People need a life says:
First off, last time I talked to Michael he lived in the city…so no he doesnt club in the burbs. Secondly, drugs? hahaha. Joke. Just like this website.
to People need a lifeChiGIrl7 says:
There’s clubs in the burbs?
to ChiGIrl7AKSK says:
I wuv you Michael.
to AKSKMikkkkeeeeyyy says:
Knowing him, hes probably dieing laughing at this. But, when was he ever a loser, everyone loves this kid. Most driven person I know. AnYway, Mikey, love ya. Text ya in a bit.
to MikkkkeeeeyyyLMAO! says:
Yeahhhhh this totally wasn’t posted by MICHAEL WARD himself! PATHETICCCC BUDDY! real f*cking sad!
to LMAO!Kellygirl says:
Fatty? Ive known Mikey for years, never fat? He was a long distance runner. Some people arent lazy F*cks.
to KellygirlSam says:
Michael Ward doing coke? hahahahaahahahaha.
to SamGabby says:
DoNt kNow him, but He looks Fun
to Gabbywhy says:
looks like dj inphinity
to whyjaykay says:
Id kiss him
to jaykayDH says:
Lmao! First things first, I think it’s safe to this is a girl?! Let’s talk about how you’re a complete n utter moron for starters. Obviously youre pissed off you continuously get shut down by guys and Michael Ward clearly was one of them! Ps: highschool was 5 years ago!?
to DHAnonymous says:
Obviously whoever posted this has no life!! And you made a complete ass out of yourself!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
hahaha you people all need to get a life , mike doesnt do drugs its called working out you lazy fatass , sorry he prolly turned you down thats why you put this up , hes hilarious and mostly laughing at this.
to AnonymousCraig Owns All says:
Dont know this dude, but seems like from the comments hes got his shit straight. This p.o.s. site posted about my gf doing coke when she is straight edge as can be. F*ck it man
to Craig Owns AllFatty Gone Thin??? hahahha says:
When the f*ck was Mikey ever called a fatty. Boy has tons of friends, stays in shape, and educated. People grow the f*ck up.
to Fatty Gone Thin??? hahahhaK says:
Ward doing coke? LOL yeah right… the guy is a sweetheart, obviously someone is just jealous of how awesome he is. Love you kiddo!
to Kjlynn says:
why is everyone ignoring how sexy he is?
to jlynnThe dirty.... says:
Never put my two cents into this site, but I know michael (answer your phone dick) and hes never done drugs , hes smart as F*## and is the happiest dude I know. Bullshit. Whoever posted this is a P***y
to The dirty....pieces of shit says:
f*ck the c*nt who wrote this. Mike im calling you. Even though you probably think this is a big joke. F*cking guy never touched drugs and helped me a lot in college when I was having a hard time with some material. This irritates the f*ck outta me. I know he doesnt give a shit, but people need to grow the f*ck up
to pieces of shitAnonymous says:
judging by the those pictures hes taken seems like the kid doesnt give a f*ck what people think anyway, hah
to AnonymousThis site is pathetic, just like the person who posted it says:
I went to college with Michael and he helped me so many times when I needed it. Hes over the top smart, but down to earth and does whatever he wants. Im sure it was some lame f*cking girl he blew off that posted this. It irritates the fuck out of me that some c*nt posted this because hes one of the best guys i know. F*cking p*ssies. p.s. answer your f*cking phone Mike.
to This site is pathetic, just like the person who posted itRock says:
Okay people…if you have a problem with someone. Say it to them. Is the dirty really necessary? Grow the f*ck up. This kid is awesome.
to Rocknat says:
dont kno him but judging by those pics hes taken …sorta seems like he doesnt give a shit what people think anyway
to natAng says:
actually very attractive
to AngJJ says:
not to be creepy. but hes really pretty.
to JJBecky says:
yeah pretty GAY!!!! who the f*ck says “he’s really pretty?!” f*ckin emo losers do. worthless wh0re.
to Beckymichael ward likes to party says:
considering michael is my cousin i think i can confirm that he has never done a drug in his life i think that i can also confirm that he has never been fat especially not in highschool further more michael as always excelled in school including college. he can however drink anyone i know, despite his petite size, under the table and then get up the next morning and swim (which as a side note is something he does every morning, hence his slender frame) his ability to not only party hard, without the aide of drugs and do it without the after math of a hangover… well thats just god given tallent and to the best of my knowledge can not be found in the form of a powder. So bottom line here people is if being athletic, educated, DRUG FREE and surrounded by tons of friends who like himself are all living there lives to there fullest gets you on the dirty then where do i sign up…..and if anyone has any further questions comments or concerns michale does infact live in the chi now not the burbs and just so happens to throw parties on a regular basis so if whoever is slangin this blasphamy via the dirty would like to show up and speak there peace in person feel free, i doubt you would last very long, but then again your probably just some club/bar rat michael wasnt intrested in or some tool and michael hit and quit your girlfriend…..it happens
to michael ward likes to partyAnonymous says:
Michael is the only person I know who would get on this site and everyone gets pissed. Love this guy.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Stupppiddd, love you mikey <3
to AnonymousJozef says:
Hahaha.. Mike. this is f*ckin hilarious.. 96% of the comments proclaim the love we all have for you and the other 4 is girls who wanna bang.. haha anyways this is awesome im sure ur cryin right now
to JozefFran Ricko says:
It’s sad to see how many people have to stick up for him. Just sayin……..
to Fran RickotAmmy C. says:
lol, Michael probably didn’t want to sleep with a fat chick and now she posted his pic to try and insult him. But in reality it backfired on her.
lmao, nice bulge.
to tAmmy C.Enrique says:
Lol. It’s sad to see how many people HAVE to stick up for him? Really? Did you really say that? How about they don’t HAVE to do shit. They WANT to. They clearly have respect for him and care for him. Those people are called friends. It’s SAD how someone chooses to post bullshit lies on a gossip site…and then people like you say stupid shit like that in reponse. Just sayinnnn’.
to EnriqueSanta Monkey says:
It’s sad to see that you wasted a minute out of your life writing that………… JUST SAYINNNN!
to Santa MonkeyEnrique says:
Hey, Santa Monkey…it’s called mocking somebody, You almost had it there with your post. BUT I can’t give you credit if you don’t even know what you’re doing. I also can’t believe you had to make a comment about typing two words. Talk about wasting time? Not that your time is any of MY concern but perhaps you should take your own advice? All in all, you wasted your time reading my post, b*tching about it to yourself, wording it oh so meticulously, typing it (which must’ve been such a hassle for you if you think my post took a whole darn minute!), posting it, and now I hope you’re wasting more time reading this one.
to Enriqueauadhkajsdhad says:
lmao “enrique” not that i agree with “santa monkey” (where the heck do these names come from?!) but i seriously can’t even get a laugh out of what you said because all i see is blabbering bullsh*t…..all you people need to get a life, my god! HIGH SCHOOL MUCH?! so sad………not to mention you obviously are sitting on your fat a$$ waiting to see what santa monkey has to say so you can fire back some pointless cr*p….GET A LIFE!
to auadhkajsdhadEnrique says:
Hey, Santa Monkey…it’s called mocking somebody. You almost had it there with your post. Can’t give you credit if you don’t even know what you’re doing. I also can’t believe you had to make a comment about typing two words. Talk about wasting time.
to Enriquethis guys clearly a homo says:
i heard he gave guys like jon booth blowjobs in the high school bathroom what a f*ggot
to this guys clearly a homoMichael Ward says:
hahaha Chris you’re an asshole.
to Michael Wardumm says:
preeetttyyy eyes
to ummWLM says:
Mike posted 44 times under how many alias’? This guy sounds like a complete loser- u even had your pathetic cousin post for u? Mike sounds like a complete dork and from the pics I see watch your a*s around him.
to WLMAnonymous says:
HEY WLM , you sound like the biggest loser on here faggot
to AnonymousJenni says:
Aw, “anonymous” are we five years old? do we really need to call people “f*gg*ts” come on doll, grow up.
to JenniMichael says:
I am a flaming homosexual. Give it to me up the ass and call me Papa.
to MichaelJigJiggyJigJig says:
^ HA!
to JigJiggyJigJigrandom says:
id bang him.
to randomMike's Real "Couzin" says:
This fruitcake stuffs his fruit of the looms-
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