Ft. Lauderdale Cougar
Posted in Cougars, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, The Dirty | December 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has gone through most of the guys here in “The Fort” so if you see on friday, look out. I am pretty sure she is pushing 30 and still going out, picking up guys on the internet and getting drunk on weekends. What is the cut off to be considered a cougar, 30?
Is it possible to have more of a man face than a man? She needs to stop taking pictures with her face next to dudes faces. The Cougar age is tricky… what do you think? Because you have to classify 25 year old chicks with kids in the category don’t ya?- nik
chuck norris says:
I believe that the cougar age starts at 33. Because my friends, at 33 they begin to feel desperate… desperate for their youth again. Searching for that lost youth and living vicariously through young men in their prime.
to chuck norrislol says:
I slept with her and her p$$y smelt Rank!
to lolJohnny Unitas says:
25 year old with kids is its own classification. Pumas..
to Johnny Unitashmmm says:
30 isn’t a courger you tard. More like 38+. When you turn 30 you are supposed to stop getting drunk on weekends? Idiot.
to hmmmIbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
Something tells me when you reach 38, you will push the age limit back to 45.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDAnonymous says:
A cougar is 40 and above..thats what i think
to AnonymousDirt says:
At 30? At that age you shouldn’t be getting blasted on a college night drink special but the weekends are still in game. What else are 30 year olds supposed to be doing with their weekends? If you’re successful in life, you deserve to kick back on those days.
to Dirtme says:
actually she would be a puma. A puma is the term for a girl in her thirties (or pushing thirties) who goes after younger guys. Cougars are 40+… HA HA!
to medub says:
In my opinion, cougars can be 28+, but I think it should be 31. a 25 year old with kids can be described as milfs with fu*k trophies or carry-ons
to dubHave you kicked your Ginger today? says:
29 isn’t even Milfy yet; is it all teenagers on this site now? That’s not a cougar, cougars are like 50…this girl still wants to be someone’s dreamkiller at 29. She better hurry up…
to Have you kicked your Ginger today?CaptainSoul says:
about 40+ is cougar… but it is more than age, it is predatory behavior of youth… that with some money from her divorce.
to CaptainSoulnik needs to figure a new term for the under-40 skanks… they are not cougars.
Hillary Duff says:
Cougars are 40+ women with grown children and divorced two times out prowling for young beat it up d**k!!!
to Hillary DuffDman says:
I must admit I slept with her 4 years ago and all I can say is she was great and her body was bangin !
to Dmanmiamiman says:
whats her name homie
to miamimancumbucket says:
Age 30-39 is a PUMA
to cumbucketage 40+ COUGAR
anon says:
I think looks have a lot to do with it. Some of you people might call me a cougar by my age, but the fact that people rarely think I’m over 22, and I got carded heavily the other day to buy a rated R movie takes my possible coug status away.
to anonDakota says:
She likes to bang, so what? Don’t we all?
to DakotaCouga says:
The true, old skool definition always was,and should remain, age 40 yrs and up AND on the hunt for Young man-meat
to CougaWha says:
dont you have to be hot to be a cougar?
to WhaAnonymous says:
Shims can’t be cougars.
to AnonymousMatt says:
Cougar is 40+; Puma is 30+
That you all knew that.
to MattBig Papa says:
Seriously?
to Big PapaI’ve had it from 18 – 50 and some of the old stuff is better than a lot of the young stuff. Those ‘cougars’ know how to handle the D and they know what they like so all the b.s. is removed from the equation.
Guys, c’mon…if you like the way it looks – STAB IT!
ALL puss is good, just in varying degrees!
Scream it from the rooftops: I love ‘the puss!!!’
Dunno says:
Crazy stalker chick. She must have blown my buddies phone up one weekend trying to get tag teamed, when he would return her calls she found another couple of guys to fill in. Total hoe, gross.
to Dunno