THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gayviator’s top Shim Erica “Goose” Und*rwood getting a lap dance, I dont know about you, but I bet Gayviators rubbed one out to this.
All these girls make Miami look so bad. I never noticed before, but Goose really does have a beak.- nik
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why is erika not wearing make-up?
the boobies washed it off
“these girls make Miami look bad”? Heck, I was just wondering where this club was… (the sloot in the back looks especially nasty!)
She’s pretty. I like her. The nose is what it is..
I’m surrrreeee you do!
please will you stop posting pics of this pathetic escort on here, its bad enough we have to listen to her voice when we’re out…i wonder how many of you people who comment on her have seen her in person…you talk shit now, you have no idea how fuckin busted she is up close
what happened to yesterdays post .. ?
the perez hilton wannabe loves you E
LOL I KNOW WHO THIS IS….SON
where did yesterdays post go????? goose w/michelle braun???
I just rubbed one out to this picture
I THINK ALL THESE COMMENTS ARE WHACK. I THINK ERICKA IS THE SHIT AND HEFNER IS A PIMP. ALL THESE STEVE MADDEN WEARING BITCHES ARE JUST JEALOUS CUZ THERE BUSTED N THIER SHOES AINT AS FRESH AS YOURS..LMFAO.. THERE YOU GO ERICKA UR BOYS GOT YOUR BACK;)
OH BECAUSE THE PHARMACIST (RECEPTIONIST AT PAIN CLINIC) CAN AFFORD LOUBOUTINS ON HER “OWN” SALARY. MORE LIKE YOU PROBABLY GOT HER FROM THE BACK ELITE DUMBA**
ACTUALLY SHE CAN……SO MUCH IN FACT SHES GIVING AWAY LAST SEASONS. LOL! YOU PPL ARE WORTHLESS TRASH! HAHAHHA WE LOVE IT
If I bought fake shoes from China, I would give them away too. Did she give you her nasty crusty underwear too? I’m sure you just ADORED them!!
I think she’s disgusting ! Who’s stuff is she giving away ? Her and her dirty posse all share clothes and shoes (guys too)… NASTY! JEN B you’re hilarious too ! Ericka and her friends criticize you for being on here so much, when they’re on just as much as you !! (:
Listen bff! I’m not the one everyone is calling a nasty bird looking hooker/ not called the girl with herpes, so maybe you should really consider who you’re calling worthless and look in the mirror s*ank!!
THX B LOL
THIS IS A TRASH TALKING SITE ERICKA. SINCE YOU ARE TRASHY IT IS QUITE EASY TO PICK ON YOU. OBVS PEOPLE THINK YOU’RE DISGUSTING AND UGLY, JUST GET OVER IT. WE ALL CAN’T BE PRETTY. STOP THINKING PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF YOU BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT!!! WHY ARE NONE OF YOUR “REAL” FRIENDS COMING ON HERE W/ THEIR NAMES AND SAYING YOU’RE PRETTY???…. IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T REALLY THINK SO!
I dont know Ericka personally but this girl is obliviously BEAUTIFUL ! Who gives a f*ck about what surgery she had ? You little sl*ts who leave all the nasty comments most likely need an entire face transplant but cant afford it. Keep doing what your doing E ! If you didnt have people hating you’d be doing something wrong. Maybe you should put your doctors name on here so these lil wanna be b*tches can go get their faces fixed !
I would NEVER get surgery done in a walk-in clinic, but thanks for the suggestion.
Nice girl – f*ck off. No one comes on this website to “be nice” or “see valuable members of society”. Maybe you should start up a sunshiney website where all the flowers sing and puppies rain from the sky!
A**hole.
LOL WOW I SEE UR ON THE SITE AGAIN JUST BEING A LOOSER…DO YOU NOT HAVE A JOB? FYI ITS NOT A WALK IN CLINIC LOOK HIM UP ASSHOLE
wow! and here you are too!! what a pair we are! always on this site!
what’s his name? i will look him up and make sure to recommend him to anyone with $5 for a nose job.
stupid c*nt!
YES IM ON THE SITE LOOKING AT COMMENTS IM ON THATS WHY YOUR JUST A LOOSER COMMENTING ON ALL MY PICS WAIT TO YOUR LOVELY FAMILY PORTRAIT IS UP GLAD WE WERE FRIENDS ON FACE BOOK
HAHAHAHAH I LOVE IT ERICKA. LET THEM TALK! WITH THEIR CHEAP CLOTHES AND STEVE MADDEN SHOES HAHAHAHAHAH! GROSS PIGS! AND JEN B FIX UR HAIR PLEASE…..ILL EVEN PAY.
$5 NOSE JOB? U DONT EVEN HAVE $5. GO BACK TO SUPER CUTS AND GET UR HAIR FIXED OH AND FOR CHARITY AND PPL POOR LIKE ERICKA AND I ARE GIVING AWAY LOUBOUTINS JUST FOR FUN! WE HAVE PLENTY…OH BUT UR NOT OUR SIZE CAUSE UR A PIG!
You idiot! What? Did you go through all your friends on Facebook and try to figure it out? Sad as hell that it’s your only means of trying to guess who I am. I can just see you now…calling all your friends and asking them who they think it could be…searching through countless amounts of “friends” on facebook, trying to add up Jen + last name B…
loves it.
And if you haven’t already figured it out – I am obsessed with just pissing you off. With every response I read from you or one of your “friends”, it makes me laugh and smile and THAT, my friends, is all I need!
JENNIFER SCHR*NER BETTA…LOL
LOL Is this Mess? Or good ol’ Sabr*na from Texas??
I mean just shut the f*ck up already. You can call me pathetic all you want, but I’m not the one with skanky pics posted all over this website. I merely sit back and laugh at how I can fool all of you to your faces and then come on here and talk mad sh*t!! And I LOVE how none of you think I am using my real name!
And by the way – it’s not MY fault her family is SOOOOO UGLY! Go take it out on them.
THX!
JEN B…..your @it again. IT HONESTLY AMAZES ME HOW FUCKING PATHETIC YOU ARE. AND IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO U ARE BITCH I PROMISE YOU…..YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TYPE ON A F*CKING COMPUTER U STUPID CNT. IM NOT DISCLOSING WHO I AM BECAUSE THATS NOT IMPORTANT. NOR AM I DEFENDING ERICKA’S LOOKS OR INTELLIGENCE OR HER JOB. I KNOW WHO SHE IS AND SO DOES SHE. THIS SITE IS PEOPLE’S OPINIONS NOT FACTS. AND WE LAUGH AT EVERYTHING YOU WRITE AND OTHERS. YOUR NOT ON HERE BECAUSE U PROB HIDE IN YOUR HOUSE AWAY FROM EVERYONE ON YOUR COMP OBSESSING AWAY OVER MY BEST FRIEND. KEEP HIDING. YOUR FAMILY MUST BE SO PROUD TO HAVE RAISED SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU. THE DAY YOU WERE BORN WAS SUCH A HORRIBLE DAY AND SHOULD OF NEVER HAPPENED. U CANT BREAK MY BEST FRIEND BITCH! WHETHER SHE IS IN THE OFFICE OR IN A BIKINI….SHES HAPPY. ITS YOU THAT IS A MISERABLE F*CKING LOSER. YOUR ON HERE WHAT 5X IN THIS POST? YOU FEED OFF OF THIS TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. LIKE YOU SAID ABOUT THE UNDERWOOODS JENNIFER. YOUR FAMILY RAISED A PIG LIKE YOU. SO WHY DONT YOU SAY WHO YOUR REALLY ARE? AS IF WE DONT ALREADY KNOW. AND IF YOU ARE AROUND US AND I SEE YOU. YOU BETTER STAY HIDING IN YOUR HOUSE TYPING AWAY ON YOUR COMPUTER SECRETLY WISHING YOU WERE ONE OF US. I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. YOUR NO F*CKING PRIZE. AND YOUR TRAILER TRASH. I THINK ONE PAIR OF MY SHOES IS MORE THEN WHAT YOU MAKE IN A MONTH U DUMB BITCH. GET OFF THE SITE AND STOP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH. I PROMISE YOU…..IF NOT KARMA. I WILL GET YOU.
oh no! so scared!
OH AND JEN B….WHY ARENT U TAKING CARE OF UR UGLY CHILD? NO SURGEONS ARE WALK IN CLINICS U ASSHOLE! GET A F*CKING LIFE ALREADY. A $5 NOSE JOB? DO U EVEN HAVE THAT IN YOUR WALLET? WHEN U THINK UGLY WE THINK UR HUSBANDS FACE….AND FIX UR HAIR HONEY. THOSE STREAKS EEEK! THAT WAS COOL IN THE 90′S. YOU OVER WEIGHT ALONG WITH ALL UR FRIENDS. NO WONDER UR SO UPSET LMAO
This is hilarious!! Jen B you are amazing and absolutely correct about everything you say!! Ericka honestly who would ever have a child with you? Your gene pool is disgusting and just because you snort massive amount of cocaine and had every plastic surgery imaginable including your ass implants that doesn’t make up for the fact of what traits you would pass onto your children! This is all karma at its finest. At least work on your personality because the outside of you is only getting worse NOT better!!
Jennifer Schreiner Beaty? DONT WANNA ANSWERE THE QUESTION HUH?
ANSWER
YOUR SO STUPID! ASS IN IMPLANTS? COCAINE? NEVER! KARMA? WHATS WRONG….DID U ET PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL AND NOW THAT YOUR STILL AN UGLY PIG YOUR TAKING IT OUT ON ERICKA? JEN B YOU ARE SOOOOOO UGLY ALONG WITH UR CHILD AND UR HUSBAND LOL! DONT WORRY…YOUR FAMILY ALBUM IS COMING SOON BITCH
WAIT TO U SEE HER ALIEN BABY AND HUSBAND TO BAD YOUR BABY GIRL DIDNT GET YOUR LOOKS YOUR ATLEAST HALF DECENT UNFORTUNATELY I CAN POST YOU BUT SINCE YOUR A NOBODAY YOU WONT GET ANY COMMENTS ONLY ON HOW UGLY YOUR DAUGHTER IS HA HA HA HA HA
LOL
Whoever you think I am – it’s not who I am.
But put that ugly girl up on here so I can comment on her and her gross family along with yours!
Steve Maddens and bad hair? I can’t WAIT!
I guess that girl is going to be pretty confused when she realizes she has a new enemy.
You are as pathetic as your upper case typing. If you dont like being torn apart like a cheap whore than all you broads should stop acting like one. You think your lifestyle is cool now and fun but what you dont seem to comprehend is that you are ALL the laughing stock of Miami. Now you wonder why not one of you can find a man to settle down with. Because they will sleep with you but deemed your reputations they would have to be mentally retarded to bring you home to meet the parents. We all know that you are all cheap hookers. enough said.
LOL! That’s why she has to date a guy from Texas because NO ONE here will date her! Sad… it won’t be long until he finds out she’s a skeez
Who is she getting a lap dance from? JABA THE HUT? haha!
I am not actually Jen B darling and Ericka’s OWN SISTER is the one who told the whole world about her ass implants. Great family hu? HAHAHA!! Ericka Jen B is not the only person who hates you!! You make a lot of enemies by being a slutty tramp and sleeping with everyones boyfriends. Too bad they never keep you long because they realize what a gold digging whore you are. And buying your shoes offline at a 70% discount makes them just as much as Steve Maddens you idiot!!
haha!
and FYI – I’m not married, nor do I have kids. I am not this jen schreiner betty you keep calling me. But hey – it doesn’t really matter because if it f*cks up your friendship with her then HA!
ericka is pretty hot – and so is jen b! hi girls!!!
ew ericka is busted and so is her friend jen b. plus jen b has roast beef curtains her ex damien put a close up pic of it on myspace…nasty!! i hear ericka is the worst in bed haha!
HAHAHA.. he did put a pic up of her roast beef curtains, but the worst part is she will still hang with him after he humiliated her bc he has $$$$$
I am not Jen Bell*via, either
I didnt think you were Im just saying Jen Bellevia has roast beef…her ex put a pic of that nasty snatch on myspace.
That was not her pussy…lol your a idiot to belive someone post a pic and says its her pussy and you believe it….she goes and visit damin all the time and still remain friends
yes it was, and she even blogged an excuse lol what an idiot
He posted her beefy pussy and then a picture of her sleeping naked with both the times on them and date and it was less than a minute apart. So you are telling me he took a naked picture of Jen Bellevia and then ran and found some other girl and took a close up of her pussy? You are an idiot! Plus I am friends with Damien and he showed me the pics on his camera and yes it most deff was Jen’s roast beef pussy! That whole crew has been ran through a million times hence why they all have nasty vaginas!!
I AGREE I”VE SEEN IT TOO
lol this is all great…ericka, just let it go, let them posts the pics of you, let them write what they want, your wasting your time trying to argue…everyone down here knows you are/were an escort, and that your a stuck up bitch whos really just fugly…accept your life for what it is baby, no need to get all fired up
love it love it LOVE IT
Good old Ericka Underwood from Coral Springs. Ericka your barely from Miami Beach go back to coral springs,and tell Brandon and Carl I said whats up oh yeah tell Samantha Jo I said HOLLA
ERIKA is NASTY ESCORT!! I JUST FEEL BAD FOR HER!! HONEY ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY IN THE WORLD AND YOU ARE STILL NOT HAPPY!!! EVERY GUY SAYS YOUR LOUSY BED.. YOU ARE VERY INSECURE (WELL I WOULD BE TOO WITH THAT NOSE I PAID FOR.) WHAT ELSE? YOUR MOM IS ASHAMED OF YOU. YOU WORK IN A PAIN CLINIC THAT IS GOING DOWN BTW.. YOU HAVE A FAT NASTY SISTER. YOU WEAR FAKE LOUBOUTIN SHOES FROM CHINA. FAKE PURSES, FAKE WATCHES YOU ARE JUST ALLL FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to invite The Dirty Army to “The Hochstein Mansion Foreclosure Party” since we’re getting evicted from this place…the theme of the party will be “300″ and Lenny will be dressed as a Roman gladiator serving fried Twinkies to everyone…see you all next Friday…
Erika, you look like dog sh*t without make-up….eeeh!
EWW U LOOK REALLY UGLY UPCLOSE U DO HAVE A BUSTED FACE AND SUE THE GUY WHO GAVE U A NOSE JOB- ITS HORRIBLE. U LOOK LIKE A BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is hilarious!!!!!!!
WOW…U GUYS R GETTIN BRUTAL! ERICKAS MY FRIEND AND SHES ALWAYZ BEEN A HOTTIE…MOST OF THE PEOPLE WRITING ALL THIS SHIT R PROB GUYS WHO STRUCK OUT W HER…AND JEN B, IS THAT JEN BELLIVEA?!?! I THOUGHT U GUYS WERE ALL BUDS?!?! IM CONFUZED…BUT ERICKA, IT LOOKS LIKE UR BECOMING FAMOUS! HAHA THIS IS BETTER THAN FACEBOOK!
Ericka has ALWAYS had an ass!!!…and ive known here over 10 years….haterzzzz
Erika is one nasty WHORE.. I just don’t understand her.. She bangs everyone Boyfriends but then gets mad when her friends bang her ex Boy friend Chris?? I just dont get it.. he cheated on her all the time with HER FRIENDS!! I guess she lives in denial.. ohh wait her BF Jessica is her worst enemy and she just doesnt know it… HAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
mike bonney is addicted to G and spent time in the can….getting it in the can……
Who is the 3rd chic in this picture?
KEEP ON HATIN’ YOU JEALOUS LOSERS, I’M GONNA STICK MY ASS OUT AND FART ON ALL OF YOU
REAL CLASSY WHORIKA
You guys should leave her alone now. The worst one is Jessica not her.
BROWARD…i guarantee ur one of those fake little tools who feels like mr bigman behind ur keyboard…and when i see u out jumps on me sayn “yooo wassup kid??? how u been?!” i did time? if u consider goin 2 jail for 3 days til charges were dropped, than yes…im that guy….i guarantee ur just hatin on these girls bc u struck out with em in person. U know they look good, ur just not there type. dont worry buddy, theres plenty of fish in the sea…try that website, plentyoffish.com…thats probably ur only shot gettin a girl in real life…im addicted to G?! haha…until u say ur real name n stop being annonoymus, keep ur pie hole shut…ur prob better off stayn annonymus bc u know what i would do to u…have fun cuddling w ur pillow tnite loser…ill prob be w ur girlfriend and thats y ur holding a grudge…hahaha TOOOOL BOX
I thought you said this guy couldn’t get a girlfriend, now you’re saying you will probaby be with her?
You sound stupid.
Have YOU hooked up with these girls that look so good?
Thought not.
just bc she looks good i gota hookup w her?!? do u hookup w good lookn ppl u known since HS?
OOOOh but im the one who sounds stupid? lol
Stupid is wasting time writing to all these annonomus people…prob a bunch a 50 yr old fat guys in Idaho!
You spelled anonymous wrong, f*cking idiot.
So yes, you ARE the one who sounds stupid. You went to high school with Ericka?? Can I have your f*cking autograph?? You’re practically a STAR!! I am sure you will be interviewed when E does a true Hollywood story on her.
God I wish I could kick you in the nuts. They’re probably REALLY tiny.
whooooo meeeeee? xoxoxo they hang low
jen b…u comment every1s shit….such a computer nerd loser…lmao, get a hobby
I herd that Ericka Fu*ked the owner of that pain clinic that was shut down and she always had him buying her sht??? Any truth to that??? It really is to bad because the owner had a really beautiful girl…
sorry clinic owners girl i hope you see this. The truth hurts. And its sad. how Ericka could do that if she did and sleep at night. this is what i have herd right or wrong im sorry for all of you 