**Update** It Is About To Get Interesting Mr. Cheatah Woods


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Note the time and date for the jury: Sunday, December 6, 2009 at 3:00 PM (eastern).  Just want to lock it in before everyone else takes credit for it.  DIRTY ARMY Strong!

**Did I really just get a phone call from a “Friend of a Friend” asking how much to keep my nose out of it.  Sorry, but I am not one of these dumb Vegas tramps.  I don’t care that Tiger Woods was having orgies at The Palms on multiple occasions under the name Roy or that the night I was at Tao he knocked up some Vegas trash.  I don’t want to be on the payroll from the man “with the black suit”… I am more worried about the environment and concerned about how that Tree is doing that Tiger penetrated in front of his warm home.  Take your hush money and shove it up your ass.


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  1. December 6, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    blajoeme says:

    i hope this is true

    this just keeps getting better watching Tiger’s life crumble b4 our eyes

    Reply to blajoeme
  2. December 7, 2009 at 12:49 am

    Rude Bobby says:

    His pretty blonde wife will pay the price for not keeping her man happy and on a short leash. …she will have to share a percentage of child support with another woman. At least Tiger was smart enough not to enter a situation paying for a home or apartment for these sloots. …and wifey poo will get one of the houses, use of the vacation home with the kids, and about $2MM in alimony per year plus maintenance of the children’s home.

    He better un-ass himself and pull a Kobe and plant the equivalent of a oceanfront home on that finger of hers!

    Reply to Rude Bobby
    • December 7, 2009 at 10:22 am

      NG Austin says:

      They have an prenuptial agreement and now an ante-nuptial agreement, dumbass,

      Reply to NG Austin
    • December 7, 2009 at 10:10 am

      One Girl's Opinion says:

      Keep her man happy? lol. Men cheat b/c they like strange random pu55y. And b/c they are insecure. Don’t blame his actions on his wife.
      P.S. I hope she was banging his caddy behind his back!

      Reply to One Girl's Opinion
  3. December 7, 2009 at 3:03 am

    DFILTHYS says:

    And he payed that one skeezer to keep her mouth shut and not spill the beans.

    Reply to DFILTHYS
  4. December 7, 2009 at 4:03 am

    Palm Beach Princess says:

    this is a SHAME ! 1st the mistresses…. NOW a Basterd Child … Whats next a STD ?!?

    Reply to Palm Beach Princess
  5. December 7, 2009 at 4:08 am

    DirtManCanada says:

    His wife is probably a b*tch so he cheated on her – that’s why men cheat.

    Reply to DirtManCanada
    • December 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm

      Art Lover says:

      B.S! Men don’t cheat because women are bitches. Men cheat regardless if their partner is a bitch or not. Blaming the female partner for the man cheating is a cop out!

      Reply to Art Lover
  6. December 7, 2009 at 4:59 am

    American says:

    Tiger Woods is my idol. A guy with 150 million, a Swedish supermodel wife, one of the top athletes in the world, and he still manages to bang multiple women on the side. The definition of success.

    Reply to American
  7. December 7, 2009 at 7:37 am

    L* says:

    I heard on the radio this morning that you posted this. Nice job if this is true! He is such a db

    Reply to L*
  8. December 7, 2009 at 7:43 am

    DirtyP1 says:

    Great break Nik. I think you predicted an Obama victory too.

    Reply to DirtyP1
  9. December 7, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Fargin Bastige says:

    I bet the chicks will be lining up for a boning at his best bud’s bachelor party. I wonder if he’ll bring his wife to the wedding or go solo. I’m of the opinion that he’s going to seek spiritual counseling and get all super religious to exorcise the demons in his pants.

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  10. December 7, 2009 at 8:52 am

    Anon says:

    At the end of the day Tiger already has a billion dollars in the bank.

    Everyday he wakes up he has made $200,000 in interest.

    He is 33 and can play golf well into his 50′s maybe even 60′s. Do the math.

    He does not give a f*ck if you don’t buy his sh!t, or whatever. He can retire for 20 lifetimes at this point.

    His target market is men anyway who mostly don’t give a f*ck what he did, and quite frankly are proud of what he did.

    Reply to Anon
    • December 7, 2009 at 10:13 am

      xx says:

      your an idiot…money cant buy you f*cking character and class you probably dont know that…good one though :)

      Reply to xx
    • December 7, 2009 at 10:13 am

      Sknut says:

      Yeah I bet he has a billion just sitting in a bank account somewhere idiot. Like he hasn’t spent any of the money he has earned so far. He is the first athelete to earn a billion (estimated by forbes) not the first athlete to sit on a billion.

      Reply to Sknut
    • December 7, 2009 at 10:05 am

      daroo says:

      please mr. moron Anon (at 8:52).. do not speak for men in general, as you sir, are no man. A real man’s word is his currency, without it, you are nothing.

      Reply to daroo
    • December 7, 2009 at 10:01 am

      Aj says:

      You are a truely ignorant F8Ck! First Tigger has no where near 1 billion dollars in the bank! Ever heard of taxes!
      No really men/fathers are proud of what tigger has done, he was looked up to as a sold person that everybody thought was a truely good guy! The only people “animals” that look up to tigger for this crap is all the dumb-f*k ignorant niqqers who wouldnt know how to be a good man/father if it kicked them is their tiny limp purple crayon! Soon enough the out-cry and the huge loses that Nike and rest take, will soon cut his ass! He has tried his entire life not to be referred to as a Ni@@er… All you are is a typical scum-bag TIGGER!!!

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  11. December 7, 2009 at 9:54 am

    El Ganzo says:

    Stick it to ‘em Nick. Damn the man, Dirty Army doesn’t hold back from anybody.

    Reply to El Ganzo
  12. December 7, 2009 at 9:58 am

    earlene duke says:

    His wife is a gold diggin wh*re , he cheated with a bunch of gold diggin tramp ass wh*res, so what else is new!! if he has a mixed kid .. WHAT THE HELL IS NEW! show me a 100% kid dumbazz!

    Reply to earlene duke
  13. December 7, 2009 at 9:58 am

    lol says:

    im tryin to have a baby by him and be a milli!!!!!

    Reply to lol
  14. December 7, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Jersey Mike Hunt says:

    You blew it. You could have named an outrageous price.

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  15. December 7, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Maryland with Pride says:

    In all this BS one thing is fact. All these other women turned out to be gold digging tramps. They would kill Tiger for a few thousand. Mrs. Woods, take the kids and the cash and cement what Tiger really is……..A good for nothin, cheatin, dead beat black dad. Hey if the shoe fits

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  16. December 7, 2009 at 10:20 am

    oc DEUSTCHBAG says:

    nik you dont know shit stop blowing smoke up everyones ass u old ass homo midget.

    Reply to oc DEUSTCHBAG
  17. December 7, 2009 at 10:20 am

    Aryan Barbarian says:

    You guys are f-in sick. Tiger is no hero. He did this to his wife and kids. Is anything not off limits anymore. I expect this out of people wearing assliction and ed hardy. Any respectable MAN would never do this to their family. I would NEVER cheat on my wife and disgrace my kids like this. What a loser. Typical of his kind.

    Reply to Aryan Barbarian
  18. December 7, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Krissy says:

    Who wants to bet this is Hooman trying to get some network eye time?? Completely made up! Just Javon W*lker!

    Reply to Krissy
  19. December 7, 2009 at 10:31 am

    VEGASUM says:

    GETUMMMM ! Ps. Looohans by curious ……

    Reply to VEGASUM
  20. December 7, 2009 at 10:33 am

    Truth says:

    You can take the black man out the hood, but you can’t take the hood out the black man.

    Reply to Truth
  21. December 7, 2009 at 10:43 am

    money talks says:

    you should’ve turned this into a cool 5 million. no way this site can pull that much money

    Reply to money talks
  22. December 7, 2009 at 10:50 am

    piratehooker says:

    *ROARING APPLAUSE* nice nik, i just bet my husband that this breaks by tonight! nice

    Reply to piratehooker
  23. December 7, 2009 at 10:51 am

    bettyone says:

    ooh snap!!!

    Reply to bettyone
  24. December 7, 2009 at 10:53 am

    CanadianChick says:

    Wow.

    Um…nice blatant racism losers.

    Nik, I doubt you even bother reading these comments, but good on you for blasting them for trying to shut you up.

    I really don’t care what famous d-bag cheats on his wife, I really don’t. However, I can’t stand press being bullied into keeping things quiet.

    There are smart ways to keep your personal life private. If the man was stupid enough to let his life get this messy, then he can’t be surprised if it gets scooped by a site called “The Dirty” that’s just common sense.

    Reply to CanadianChick
    • December 7, 2009 at 12:44 pm

      wondering says:

      I totally agree with you whats with the racism on this site is it an anti anyone thats not white site?? this is my first and last time on here

      Reply to wondering
      • December 8, 2009 at 6:23 am

        Aryan Barbarian says:

        oh no, please don’t go. GTFO. Who cares what you think? NOBODY, that’s who. The Dirty Army makes it’s on rules. Now hit the f-in road before your feelings get hurt.

        Reply to Aryan Barbarian
      • December 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm

        no one cares says:

        if this is your first and last post. Only attention craved people need to announce this on a blog.

        Reply to no one cares
  25. December 7, 2009 at 10:56 am

    rcswagga says:

    I loves it no woner Elin went ape shit!!!!

    Reply to rcswagga
  26. December 7, 2009 at 10:57 am

    Anonymous in LA says:

    by this time next week, they’ll be claiming Tiger was squirmin’ Mother Teresa!…i bet if ya check, Einstein’s dick was doing his thinkin for him too. we’re guys…we want it all the time! the stranger, the better. besides, if you’re naive enough to believe man is monogamous by nature…then lemme sell you a turd-in-a-box, that’s really a genie!

    best line outta SNL: Tiger hit a tree and a shizload of bitches fell out!

    Reply to Anonymous in LA
  27. December 7, 2009 at 11:11 am

    hmmm says:

    sounds like we have more china man monkeys on the way

    Reply to hmmm
  28. December 7, 2009 at 11:11 am

    kooga says:

    wow Nik. You don’t have shit. You’re just directing traffic to this site. Don’t be a douche and try to mooch off the whole Wood’s media madness. If you got something concrete, then be the first one to say it out loud and then the rewards will come. You will get credited for it. DON’T FORGET THAT CRYING WOLF DOES HAVE ITS CONSEQUENCES.

    Reply to kooga
  29. December 7, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Justin Bobby says:

    Keep the pressuse on… that’s why i read this site every day.

    Reply to Justin Bobby
  30. December 7, 2009 at 11:41 am

    WhoWantstoKnow? says:

    hmmm and Truth,

    you two are even bigger losers than Tiger.

    Reply to WhoWantstoKnow?
  31. December 7, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Moe says:

    The Master (NIK) has spoken, now shut your effin mouths.

    Reply to Moe
  32. December 7, 2009 at 11:53 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    I don’t want to be on the payroll from the man “with the black suit”

    AND DONT FORGET A BIG PURPLE CRAYON..

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  33. December 7, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    wondering says:

    whats a big purple crayon?

    Reply to wondering
  34. December 7, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Snake Plisken says:

    His parents should have named him Cheetah Woods instead of tiger.

    Reply to Snake Plisken
  35. December 7, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    reacharound says:

    Tiger always acted so aloof, but he is just a typical run of the mill nog that knew how to play a white mans game.

    Reply to reacharound
  36. December 7, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Neo says:

    I would have to say that the devil got Woods good. He is a Idol that portrays what most men do. He needs to get his shit under control. As for every other man out there in the world this truly does show the truth always comes out. Woods went down in my book as a 16 year old child. If woods reads this your a douche, has been, always will be Fag.

    Reply to Neo
  37. December 7, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Judge Mental says:

    Wow. This is fantastic shit!!!!!! I’ll just consider this an early xmas present to all of us from Nik :)

    Reply to Judge Mental
  38. December 7, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Abigail says:

    Nik, you’re awesome. Way to break this stuff.

    Reply to Abigail
  39. December 7, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Will says:

    You people are a bunch of sheep. You will believe EVERYTHING Nik posts on here don’t you? The guy implies that he knows something, tells you all he just got a phone call and a bribe offer and you stupid people believe it. Jesus no wonder the guy makes money of this website, incredibly stupid people buy into his b.s.

    Reply to Will
  40. December 7, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    west bank says:

    thats good for his wife she should be punished for marrying a n*gger

    Reply to west bank
  41. December 7, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    wow says:

    Stick to your gunz hooman!!!! Don’t sell your soul for money

    Reply to wow
  42. December 7, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Judge Mental says:

    uuuuuhhmmm, west bank, aren’t u runnin like for a klan meeting or smthng? daaamn.

    Reply to Judge Mental
  43. December 7, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    Ed Turr says:

    As others said, you’d think that, with a tweet that apparently means so much to you, you’d at least proof-read it. I hope it turns out to be true and your tweet gets quoted around the world, always with an arch “sic” in it.

    Reply to Ed Turr
  44. December 8, 2009 at 1:38 am

    JJ says:

    All your claims are bs dude. ” A friend of a friend” please, you’ve got nothing. reveal sources or shut up!

    Reply to JJ
  45. December 8, 2009 at 8:24 am

    earl duke says says:

    Oh shut the fu-k , like that skank bitch is too good to get cheated on .. please… i heard the marriage was a publicity scam any damn way!!

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  46. December 8, 2009 at 11:46 am

    Chris Crooker says:

    Cheating on your wife with a million woman (thousands of dollars)

    Cashing into a fire hydrant while you’re under the influence of drugs while your wife chases you down with a golf club (ticket, $149)

    Having Nik Richie break the story about your vegas tramp’s love child on twitter – Priceless.

    Reply to Chris Crooker

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