**Update** It Is About To Get Interesting Mr. Cheatah Woods
Note the time and date for the jury: Sunday, December 6, 2009 at 3:00 PM (eastern). Just want to lock it in before everyone else takes credit for it. DIRTY ARMY Strong!
**Did I really just get a phone call from a “Friend of a Friend” asking how much to keep my nose out of it. Sorry, but I am not one of these dumb Vegas tramps. I don’t care that Tiger Woods was having orgies at The Palms on multiple occasions under the name Roy or that the night I was at Tao he knocked up some Vegas trash. I don’t want to be on the payroll from the man “with the black suit”… I am more worried about the environment and concerned about how that Tree is doing that Tiger penetrated in front of his warm home. Take your hush money and shove it up your ass.
OOOOH Spill the beans Nik!!!
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WOOOOOOOOOW
Nik- you’re such a loser.
WTFFFFFFF Tiger Woods is a damn fool
Ever its was posted last night on the interner Nik wasnt the first!! LOSER!!
I bet he is paying her to have an abortion so i doubt it will get blown up to the media
Oh Oh.
I’d be shocked if he had just one based on all the women who have surfaced.
…………….the question is…will you give any hints to prove it???? People said this a week ago……
Damn….wrap it up tiger…WTF are you thinkin
Oh tiger you hit a tree and it all comes out. Good luck with the side scratch that is on the way.
missing a verb in there?
need details please
I wish Tiger would bang me.
Wow.
wow wowwy
wow wowwy wow
congrats you tweeted a rumor first.
truly award winning stuff.
Tiger you are a big fat loser. Cheating on your wife and kids with these nasty women and putting your wife’s health at risk? What a piece of sh*t you are. I don’t care how many tournaments you win you will never be in the same sentence as Jack Nicklaus as far as I am concerned. You are aware that cheating on your wife in Florida is a crime… right ? Tiger Woods you are a loser. Take your money and shove it. Nike I will never purchase another Nike item again as long as this piece of garbage has anything to do with Nike products. Loser.
“You are aware that cheating on your wife in Florida is a crime… right ? ”
Ah Florida….a real hotbed for wise judicial decisions.
youre a moron.
I was just at Foot Locker and the nice purple crayon employee told me 85% of their sneakers are Nike. So good luck with that. Either way, your shoes were made by some third world noodle in a sweat shop.
your mother is a purple crayon lover!!
You must of been cheated on huh? It’s ok…there are groups that can help.
couldn’t have said it better — my family will not purchase any products he endorses
i agree as well. the tiger empire will hopefully crumble
You are aware that Jack Nicklaus ruined more vagina than cervical cancer right?! Get your facts straight. It is your moral obligation to give D to the less fortunate if you make it. Let Tiger chase his tail in peace.
what kind of douche bag are you that buys clothes or items because they are endorsed by a celebrity ??? lots of other ignorant celebs promote nike please dont punish them you freaking retard god people are such sheep !!!!
The poster never said that he or she purchased anything at Nike because of Tiger Woods, but that he or she would avoid the brand in the future if they continue with his endorsements . That’s a big difference and a perfectly reasonable response if a company does something that offends you for whatever reason, be it Tiger Woods or labor and environmental issues. The health issue cannot be understated as well; to cheat on your wife with the consistency, and variety of these “hostess” women all while having children is downright selfish and dangerous at best. People are perfectly justified in being somewhat outraged.
This will be interesting…
Nik,
If you break this and its true…YOU ROCK!!!
That would totally explain everything!
no way
who cares?
REALLY?!?!?!?
wow.
Nik… you need to get help with proof-reading your posts.
Who needs an army. We got Nik.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!! Love it Nik! Dirty Army Strong!
wow
no way nik. Cheatah, ha!
And which skank of the week is the “baby momma” as they call themselves?
Nik – the Dirty Army is never wrong. This is about to get very interesting…..
NO F-ING WAY!!! This would be the scoop of all scoops.
now he will be just like phil. A little bastard kid running around. Dumpy blonde wife at home.
wow!!! geez tiger woods!!
So where’s the evidence?
Wow… This is gonna get good!
I wonder if Tiger got the noodle or purple crayon gene. He’s either packing 3″ or 9″
Dayum. If this is true, then I’m putting 5 bucks down on mistress 1 being the baby momma. at 34 (so she says), divorced & getting dumped by one celeb after the other, she’s the only one i could see desperate enuf 2 get knocked up & smart enuf 2 do it by a mega $$$ celeb. also, she’s the only one tiger cut a mega deal w 2 shut the f*ck up. gotta go make some popcorn bc this movie is getting CRAHZY good!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to go, Cheetah! My theory is that he found out around the time his wife did as well and was running away from her vicious ass when he was in his wreck.. If I were Elin Id leave his ass too…Piece of shit.
thats what the dumb white bitch gets for messin with a nigga. and bitches will never learn either
Nik, name the prego skank so we’ll know you are not just guessing.
If I had money like Tiger I would have done the following:
1.Hire a bunch of 10′s to hang out at my house. The girls would be wearing thongs, high heels and tight t shirts. I would pay them about 2k a week each. They would put out whenever i wanted them to. For example, if girl X was cooking dinner and i walked by and bent her over, she’d oblige. I’d rotate the groups of girls once a week.
2.Find a smart and beautiful Ivy league chick and ask her to have two babies for me. In exchange I would give her X amount of millions up front, and support her the rest of her life. But I would not marry her.
3.Head back to the mansion and bang.
So true.
IF this is true, maybe TW can continue being “mentored” by Jordan…he has a few side scratches, but i think eventhough hes absent dad, he cuts a tidy check every month. or maybe Larry Bird can “mentor” TW on this one….what a mess….
tiger has a pre teen love child son in Texas too.
I love Tiger now. I never thought I could be like Tiger, but now I realize it is easy. I am married and have f*cked at least a 100 women outside my marriage. Thanks Tiger for making it honorable. I am going to call Nike and see if they want to endorse me.
if this is real, I will give drive to awful Arizona from my place in LA and give Nik the best BJ he has ever had…
so, if this is true, there will be another chinese/philipino/jiggafrican/latino mutt in the world.. thanks alot tiger, you can take the monkey out the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out the…..well we all know….. vote palin 2012!!!!! lets get some white back into the oval office..
Yes, lets get more white into the office so they can kill people and throw them off of boats ( Madoff ) or leave an entire state to go cheat on their wives with a random woman in South America.
Or maybe the new white prez can ask for ‘jobs in the bathroom stall? You have just been blown up.
That is amazing. I knew he was an idiot – but if didn’t wear a glove – or trusted this dingbats to pick one (and let them poke a hole in it) then he’s really stupid.
Tiger change his name….he goes by the name Cheetah now….
You know his PR people are begging him to go to sex rehab for a weekend to clear the slate. He needed to get advice from NBA players on how to cheat better.
John Daly is sitting back with a hooker in one arm a drink in one hand and laughing all the time.
i hope this is true
this just keeps getting better watching Tiger’s life crumble b4 our eyes
His pretty blonde wife will pay the price for not keeping her man happy and on a short leash. …she will have to share a percentage of child support with another woman. At least Tiger was smart enough not to enter a situation paying for a home or apartment for these sloots. …and wifey poo will get one of the houses, use of the vacation home with the kids, and about $2MM in alimony per year plus maintenance of the children’s home.
He better un-ass himself and pull a Kobe and plant the equivalent of a oceanfront home on that finger of hers!
Keep her man happy? lol. Men cheat b/c they like strange random pu55y. And b/c they are insecure. Don’t blame his actions on his wife.
P.S. I hope she was banging his caddy behind his back!
They have an prenuptial agreement and now an ante-nuptial agreement, dumbass,
And he payed that one skeezer to keep her mouth shut and not spill the beans.
this is a SHAME ! 1st the mistresses…. NOW a Basterd Child … Whats next a STD ?!?
His wife is probably a b*tch so he cheated on her – that’s why men cheat.
B.S! Men don’t cheat because women are bitches. Men cheat regardless if their partner is a bitch or not. Blaming the female partner for the man cheating is a cop out!
Tiger Woods is my idol. A guy with 150 million, a Swedish supermodel wife, one of the top athletes in the world, and he still manages to bang multiple women on the side. The definition of success.
I heard on the radio this morning that you posted this. Nice job if this is true! He is such a db
Great break Nik. I think you predicted an Obama victory too.
I bet the chicks will be lining up for a boning at his best bud’s bachelor party. I wonder if he’ll bring his wife to the wedding or go solo. I’m of the opinion that he’s going to seek spiritual counseling and get all super religious to exorcise the demons in his pants.
At the end of the day Tiger already has a billion dollars in the bank.
Everyday he wakes up he has made $200,000 in interest.
He is 33 and can play golf well into his 50′s maybe even 60′s. Do the math.
He does not give a f*ck if you don’t buy his sh!t, or whatever. He can retire for 20 lifetimes at this point.
His target market is men anyway who mostly don’t give a f*ck what he did, and quite frankly are proud of what he did.
You are a truely ignorant F8Ck! First Tigger has no where near 1 billion dollars in the bank! Ever heard of taxes!
No really men/fathers are proud of what tigger has done, he was looked up to as a sold person that everybody thought was a truely good guy! The only people “animals” that look up to tigger for this crap is all the dumb-f*k ignorant niqqers who wouldnt know how to be a good man/father if it kicked them is their tiny limp purple crayon! Soon enough the out-cry and the huge loses that Nike and rest take, will soon cut his ass! He has tried his entire life not to be referred to as a Ni@@er… All you are is a typical scum-bag TIGGER!!!
All those politicians don’t cheat, right?
please mr. moron Anon (at 8:52).. do not speak for men in general, as you sir, are no man. A real man’s word is his currency, without it, you are nothing.
Bravo
That is pretty much what i was trying to say, I just got a little carried away…
Yeah I bet he has a billion just sitting in a bank account somewhere idiot. Like he hasn’t spent any of the money he has earned so far. He is the first athelete to earn a billion (estimated by forbes) not the first athlete to sit on a billion.
your an idiot…money cant buy you f*cking character and class you probably dont know that…good one though
Stick it to ‘em Nick. Damn the man, Dirty Army doesn’t hold back from anybody.
His wife is a gold diggin wh*re , he cheated with a bunch of gold diggin tramp ass wh*res, so what else is new!! if he has a mixed kid .. WHAT THE HELL IS NEW! show me a 100% kid dumbazz!
im tryin to have a baby by him and be a milli!!!!!
You blew it. You could have named an outrageous price.
In all this BS one thing is fact. All these other women turned out to be gold digging tramps. They would kill Tiger for a few thousand. Mrs. Woods, take the kids and the cash and cement what Tiger really is……..A good for nothin, cheatin, dead beat black dad. Hey if the shoe fits
nik you dont know shit stop blowing smoke up everyones ass u old ass homo midget.
You guys are f-in sick. Tiger is no hero. He did this to his wife and kids. Is anything not off limits anymore. I expect this out of people wearing assliction and ed hardy. Any respectable MAN would never do this to their family. I would NEVER cheat on my wife and disgrace my kids like this. What a loser. Typical of his kind.
Who wants to bet this is Hooman trying to get some network eye time?? Completely made up! Just Javon W*lker!
GETUMMMM ! Ps. Looohans by curious ……
You can take the black man out the hood, but you can’t take the hood out the black man.
bahahahahahahaha
Replace black man with politician, and it doesn’t make sense. But the last 20 outrageous sex scandals I’ve saw: all white politicians.
Step up.
you should’ve turned this into a cool 5 million. no way this site can pull that much money
*ROARING APPLAUSE* nice nik, i just bet my husband that this breaks by tonight! nice
ooh snap!!!
Wow.
Um…nice blatant racism losers.
Nik, I doubt you even bother reading these comments, but good on you for blasting them for trying to shut you up.
I really don’t care what famous d-bag cheats on his wife, I really don’t. However, I can’t stand press being bullied into keeping things quiet.
There are smart ways to keep your personal life private. If the man was stupid enough to let his life get this messy, then he can’t be surprised if it gets scooped by a site called “The Dirty” that’s just common sense.
I totally agree with you whats with the racism on this site is it an anti anyone thats not white site?? this is my first and last time on here
if this is your first and last post. Only attention craved people need to announce this on a blog.
oh no, please don’t go. GTFO. Who cares what you think? NOBODY, that’s who. The Dirty Army makes it’s on rules. Now hit the f-in road before your feelings get hurt.
I loves it no woner Elin went ape shit!!!!
by this time next week, they’ll be claiming Tiger was squirmin’ Mother Teresa!…i bet if ya check, Einstein’s dick was doing his thinkin for him too. we’re guys…we want it all the time! the stranger, the better. besides, if you’re naive enough to believe man is monogamous by nature…then lemme sell you a turd-in-a-box, that’s really a genie!
best line outta SNL: Tiger hit a tree and a shizload of bitches fell out!
sounds like we have more china man monkeys on the way
wow Nik. You don’t have shit. You’re just directing traffic to this site. Don’t be a douche and try to mooch off the whole Wood’s media madness. If you got something concrete, then be the first one to say it out loud and then the rewards will come. You will get credited for it. DON’T FORGET THAT CRYING WOLF DOES HAVE ITS CONSEQUENCES.
He was right about Carrie Goodfinger. He knows what he’s doing so if you don’t like what he posts, GTFO.
He was right about Carrie Goodfinger.
Keep the pressuse on… that’s why i read this site every day.
hmmm and Truth,
you two are even bigger losers than Tiger.
The Master (NIK) has spoken, now shut your effin mouths.
I don’t want to be on the payroll from the man “with the black suit”
AND DONT FORGET A BIG PURPLE CRAYON..
whats a big purple crayon?
the blacks
His parents should have named him Cheetah Woods instead of tiger.
Tiger always acted so aloof, but he is just a typical run of the mill nog that knew how to play a white mans game.
I would have to say that the devil got Woods good. He is a Idol that portrays what most men do. He needs to get his shit under control. As for every other man out there in the world this truly does show the truth always comes out. Woods went down in my book as a 16 year old child. If woods reads this your a douche, has been, always will be Fag.
Wow. This is fantastic shit!!!!!! I’ll just consider this an early xmas present to all of us from Nik
Nik, you’re awesome. Way to break this stuff.
Oh geez stop riding nuts. Nik will never buy you anything.
You people are a bunch of sheep. You will believe EVERYTHING Nik posts on here don’t you? The guy implies that he knows something, tells you all he just got a phone call and a bribe offer and you stupid people believe it. Jesus no wonder the guy makes money of this website, incredibly stupid people buy into his b.s.
thats good for his wife she should be punished for marrying a n*gger
Stick to your gunz hooman!!!! Don’t sell your soul for money
uuuuuhhmmm, west bank, aren’t u runnin like for a klan meeting or smthng? daaamn.
As others said, you’d think that, with a tweet that apparently means so much to you, you’d at least proof-read it. I hope it turns out to be true and your tweet gets quoted around the world, always with an arch “sic” in it.
All your claims are bs dude. ” A friend of a friend” please, you’ve got nothing. reveal sources or shut up!
Oh shut the fu-k , like that skank bitch is too good to get cheated on .. please… i heard the marriage was a publicity scam any damn way!!
Cheating on your wife with a million woman (thousands of dollars)
Cashing into a fire hydrant while you’re under the influence of drugs while your wife chases you down with a golf club (ticket, $149)
Having Nik Richie break the story about your vegas tramp’s love child on twitter – Priceless.