Note the time and date for the jury: Sunday, December 6, 2009 at 3:00 PM (eastern). Just want to lock it in before everyone else takes credit for it. DIRTY ARMY Strong!
**Did I really just get a phone call from a “Friend of a Friend” asking how much to keep my nose out of it. Sorry, but I am not one of these dumb Vegas tramps. I don’t care that Tiger Woods was having orgies at The Palms on multiple occasions under the name Roy or that the night I was at Tao he knocked up some Vegas trash. I don’t want to be on the payroll from the man “with the black suit”… I am more worried about the environment and concerned about how that Tree is doing that Tiger penetrated in front of his warm home. Take your hush money and shove it up your ass.
Nole Grad says:
OOOOH Spill the beans Nik!!!
to Nole Gradfirst says:
!
to firsttina says:
WOOOOOOOOOW
to tinakg says:
Nik- you’re such a loser.
to kgStacy says:
WTFFFFFFF Tiger Woods is a damn fool
to StacyWhat says:
Ever its was posted last night on the interner Nik wasnt the first!! LOSER!!
to WhatStacy says:
I bet he is paying her to have an abortion so i doubt it will get blown up to the media
to StacyFox says:
Oh Oh.
to FoxHollister says:
I’d be shocked if he had just one based on all the women who have surfaced.
to Hollistertruth says:
…………….the question is…will you give any hints to prove it???? People said this a week ago……
to truthasmiley420 says:
Damn….wrap it up tiger…WTF are you thinkin
to asmiley420Columbus MIke says:
Oh tiger you hit a tree and it all comes out. Good luck with the side scratch that is on the way.
to Columbus MIkeAintdAints says:
missing a verb in there?
to AintdAintssteve williams says:
need details please
to steve williamsCapt Dick Jackman says:
I wish Tiger would bang me.
to Capt Dick JackmanBrittany says:
Wow.
to Brittanywow says:
wow wowwy
to wowsparky says:
wow wowwy wow
to sparkyhuh? says:
congrats you tweeted a rumor first.
truly award winning stuff.
to huh?Dman says:
Tiger you are a big fat loser. Cheating on your wife and kids with these nasty women and putting your wife’s health at risk? What a piece of sh*t you are. I don’t care how many tournaments you win you will never be in the same sentence as Jack Nicklaus as far as I am concerned. You are aware that cheating on your wife in Florida is a crime… right ? Tiger Woods you are a loser. Take your money and shove it. Nike I will never purchase another Nike item again as long as this piece of garbage has anything to do with Nike products. Loser.
to Dmanjack rabbit says:
what kind of douche bag are you that buys clothes or items because they are endorsed by a celebrity ??? lots of other ignorant celebs promote nike please dont punish them you freaking retard god people are such sheep !!!!
to jack rabbitchill out says:
The poster never said that he or she purchased anything at Nike because of Tiger Woods, but that he or she would avoid the brand in the future if they continue with his endorsements . That’s a big difference and a perfectly reasonable response if a company does something that offends you for whatever reason, be it Tiger Woods or labor and environmental issues. The health issue cannot be understated as well; to cheat on your wife with the consistency, and variety of these “hostess” women all while having children is downright selfish and dangerous at best. People are perfectly justified in being somewhat outraged.
to chill outKS Kid says:
You are aware that Jack Nicklaus ruined more vagina than cervical cancer right?! Get your facts straight. It is your moral obligation to give D to the less fortunate if you make it. Let Tiger chase his tail in peace.
to KS KidTimothy lewis- Chi-Town beats producer says:
i agree as well. the tiger empire will hopefully crumble
to Timothy lewis- Chi-Town beats producersusan says:
couldn’t have said it better — my family will not purchase any products he endorses
to susanB-Boy says:
You must of been cheated on huh? It’s ok…there are groups that can help.
to B-BoyNike says:
I was just at Foot Locker and the nice purple crayon employee told me 85% of their sneakers are Nike. So good luck with that. Either way, your shoes were made by some third world noodle in a sweat shop.
to Nikeearlene duke says:
your mother is a purple crayon lover!!
to earlene dukejoshua says:
youre a moron.
to joshuaMr.Peanut says:
“You are aware that cheating on your wife in Florida is a crime… right ? ”
Ah Florida….a real hotbed for wise judicial decisions.
to Mr.PeanutHMMMMM says:
This will be interesting…
to HMMMMMTgable says:
Nik,
to TgableIf you break this and its true…YOU ROCK!!!
Jeff says:
That would totally explain everything!
to JeffLMAO says:
no way
to LMAObleh says:
who cares?
to blehstar says:
REALLY?!?!?!?
to starwow.
daroo says:
Nik… you need to get help with proof-reading your posts.
to darooSac says:
Who needs an army. We got Nik.
to Sacwhat the deuce? says:
AAAAAAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!! Love it Nik! Dirty Army Strong!
to what the deuce?Dude says:
wow
to Dudeha says:
no way nik. Cheatah, ha!
to haDahlia says:
And which skank of the week is the “baby momma” as they call themselves?
to Dahliairishmexgirl says:
Nik – the Dirty Army is never wrong. This is about to get very interesting…..
to irishmexgirlMr.Peanut says:
NO F-ING WAY!!! This would be the scoop of all scoops.
to Mr.Peanutteddy says:
now he will be just like phil. A little bastard kid running around. Dumpy blonde wife at home.
to teddyLori says:
wow!!! geez tiger woods!!
to LoriAnonymous says:
So where’s the evidence?
to Anonymous425 says:
Wow… This is gonna get good!
to 425Cheatah's Greg says:
I wonder if Tiger got the noodle or purple crayon gene. He’s either packing 3″ or 9″
to Cheatah's GregJudge Mental says:
Dayum. If this is true, then I’m putting 5 bucks down on mistress 1 being the baby momma. at 34 (so she says), divorced & getting dumped by one celeb after the other, she’s the only one i could see desperate enuf 2 get knocked up & smart enuf 2 do it by a mega $$$ celeb. also, she’s the only one tiger cut a mega deal w 2 shut the f*ck up. gotta go make some popcorn bc this movie is getting CRAHZY good!!!!!!!!!!!
to Judge MentalCheetah Sucks says:
Way to go, Cheetah! My theory is that he found out around the time his wife did as well and was running away from her vicious ass when he was in his wreck.. If I were Elin Id leave his ass too…Piece of shit.
to Cheetah Suckswest bank says:
thats what the dumb white bitch gets for messin with a nigga. and bitches will never learn either
to west bankMotorboat Captain says:
Nik, name the prego skank so we’ll know you are not just guessing.
to Motorboat CaptainJeb says:
If I had money like Tiger I would have done the following:
to Jeb1.Hire a bunch of 10′s to hang out at my house. The girls would be wearing thongs, high heels and tight t shirts. I would pay them about 2k a week each. They would put out whenever i wanted them to. For example, if girl X was cooking dinner and i walked by and bent her over, she’d oblige. I’d rotate the groups of girls once a week.
2.Find a smart and beautiful Ivy league chick and ask her to have two babies for me. In exchange I would give her X amount of millions up front, and support her the rest of her life. But I would not marry her.
3.Head back to the mansion and bang.
Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge! says:
So true.
to Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge!He Hate Me says:
IF this is true, maybe TW can continue being “mentored” by Jordan…he has a few side scratches, but i think eventhough hes absent dad, he cuts a tidy check every month. or maybe Larry Bird can “mentor” TW on this one….what a mess….
to He Hate Meanon says:
tiger has a pre teen love child son in Texas too.
to anonTiger is Awesome says:
I love Tiger now. I never thought I could be like Tiger, but now I realize it is easy. I am married and have f*cked at least a 100 women outside my marriage. Thanks Tiger for making it honorable. I am going to call Nike and see if they want to endorse me.
to Tiger is AwesomeKingMarthaStewart says:
if this is real, I will give drive to awful Arizona from my place in LA and give Nik the best BJ he has ever had…
to KingMarthaStewartwow says:
so, if this is true, there will be another chinese/philipino/jiggafrican/latino mutt in the world.. thanks alot tiger, you can take the monkey out the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out the…..well we all know….. vote palin 2012!!!!! lets get some white back into the oval office..
to wowCaleb says:
Yes, lets get more white into the office so they can kill people and throw them off of boats ( Madoff ) or leave an entire state to go cheat on their wives with a random woman in South America.
Or maybe the new white prez can ask for ‘jobs in the bathroom stall? You have just been blown up.
to CalebCandyMan says:
That is amazing. I knew he was an idiot – but if didn’t wear a glove – or trusted this dingbats to pick one (and let them poke a hole in it) then he’s really stupid.
to CandyManplaya says:
Tiger change his name….he goes by the name Cheetah now….
to playaER says:
You know his PR people are begging him to go to sex rehab for a weekend to clear the slate. He needed to get advice from NBA players on how to cheat better.
to ERJACKFHAMMERED says:
John Daly is sitting back with a hooker in one arm a drink in one hand and laughing all the time.
to JACKFHAMMERED