Jersey Shore SGM Poser


SGM Poser

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m pretty sure I know the answer…real or fake Nik.  This is the kid from the MTV Jersey Shore show.

FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia… And you really want to know why all the advertisers are dropping?- nik


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  1. December 8, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Tommyboy says:

    Loser.

    Reply to Tommyboy
    • December 9, 2009 at 11:48 am

      LBreezy says:

      The show sucks. The chicks are beat. The dudes are nerds. And they all show poor representation of living life. Fighting, getting hammered and stealing girls with boyfriends, better yet, girls cheating on their boyfriends. What’s cool about this show again? Trash. Them and the show.

      Reply to LBreezy
  2. December 8, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Fred Farkel says:

    Oh my holy sweet Jesus, son of Mary and Joseph.

    Will someone please drive over and shoot me in the skull?

    Reply to Fred Farkel
  3. December 8, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    D Menace says:

    I guess if you can’t afford one, tattoo it on your side like a wish list.

    Reply to D Menace
  4. December 8, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Milwaukee says:

    Lame-O – Travis Barker has had that tattoo for about a decade now.
    When God makes a mistake, he drops it in Jersey.

    Reply to Milwaukee
  5. December 8, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Fred Farkel says:

    I keep coming back to look at this like gawking at it like a fatal accident.

    WTF is with this generation that cannot think 5 friggin minutes into the future???

    Reply to Fred Farkel
  6. December 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Fred Farkel says:

    Hey Jersey guy…

    “BENTLEY” would have been a lot more classy.

    Maybe you can get that erased and do it over.

    Git you some classier chicks and stuff.

    Reply to Fred Farkel
  7. December 8, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    peanut says:

    i think the show is hilarious. i mean a guy calls himself the situation how is that not funny and entertaining. mtv did this show because they know this is the only subset of americans that they could make a tv series about that wouldn’t cause a massive negative reaction. wonder what would have happened if they made a show called compton or duval street for the gays.

    Reply to peanut
  8. December 8, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    wildside333 says:

    travis barker has the same tat…….and nice ed farty jeans….uggh fckin guido!!!!!

    Reply to wildside333
  9. December 8, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    Ha says:

    someone really hates him eh….well i dont!
    come up to Vancouver where the real italians are Pauly <3

    Reply to Ha
  10. December 8, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    nuke jersey says:

    WHY did we liberate Italy??? My grandfather was wounded and our family lost a great uncle in WWII America should have let the germans keep Italy as a consolation prize, especially since those pussies helped the nazi’s to begin with.

    Reply to nuke jersey
    • December 11, 2009 at 3:47 am

      Hope you Die @sshole! says:

      You sorry piece of crap – what is your heritage?? Oh no….let me guess – I’m sure you are a nice redneck, trailer trash dwelling, beer swilling, woman abusing, dip spitting, wife beater wearing, stupid honky HICK!!!!

      Go back to screwing your mother and sister and leave Italians and Italy to the more educated and classy people. We don’t associate with your kind – we are too good for you and always will be!

      Reply to Hope you Die @sshole!
      • February 15, 2010 at 9:33 am

        Sweet Redemption says:

        Agreed. F*ck you white dirt and suck my long spaghetti c*ck. Who knows
        maybe your lady already was the whole while you’re writing this hating
        bullsh*t. “”You F*ckin Jerkoff”

        Reply to Sweet Redemption
  11. December 8, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    haha says:

    does that say cadillac?

    Reply to haha
  12. December 8, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    MDBitch says:

    Thank God I got outta Jersey when I did. Not that I ever went to the shore … I was avoiding the douchiness.

    Reply to MDBitch
  13. December 8, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    Megan says:

    Pauly D is my boyyyyyyy :D

    Reply to Megan
  14. December 8, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    wanker says:

    Queer as a $3 bill.

    Reply to wanker
  15. December 8, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Megan says:

    BTW– He’s not even from Jersey, he’s out of Rhode Island.. Guido countrrrrry.

    Reply to Megan
  16. December 8, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    WTH says:

    so i take it he has a caddie? or just wishing for one when he grows up?

    Reply to WTH
    • December 9, 2009 at 7:13 am

      Anonymous says:

      That’s the best part.. he does not have a Cadillac. How do these people go through life not realizing the rest of the world is laughing at them?

      Reply to Anonymous
  17. December 8, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    Anonymous says:

    hes hot and you know it

    Reply to Anonymous
  18. December 8, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    Tom Brady says:

    Awful

    Reply to Tom Brady
  19. December 8, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    jersey says:

    hes from rhode island..this should be tagged in the new england section too…

    Reply to jersey
  20. December 8, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Big Drew says:

    That’s what I call representin!!!!!!

    Reply to Big Drew
  21. December 8, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Classic says:

    Only someone from NJ would call themselves MDBitch. They are all so classy

    Reply to Classic
  22. December 8, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    Steve Rago says:

    I own a CTS and I have respect for fellow cadillac owners…lets have some respect for a great american brand!

    Reply to Steve Rago
  23. December 8, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Anon says:

    You have to love his tramp stamp also. lol

    What a douche.

    Reply to Anon
  24. December 8, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    5GregsTasteGreat says:

    He looks like Derek Jeter

    Reply to 5GregsTasteGreat
  25. December 9, 2009 at 12:09 am

    M.P. says:

    Dude works at a T shirt shop. Just sayin’.

    Reply to M.P.
  26. December 9, 2009 at 12:51 am

    ya... says:

    nice tramp stamp…

    Reply to ya...
  27. December 9, 2009 at 5:22 am

    Fred Farkel says:

    It snowed last night.

    I am going to go pick my baby up from school, just walk in and take her away from the teacher, drive around in the snow, buy her a new snow bunny outfit, take her to the park, throw snowballs.

    And then someday when she has a boyfriend like that, I’ll sit back and remember our snowday.

    Reply to Fred Farkel
  28. December 9, 2009 at 6:25 am

    The Pink Pirate says:

    Too bad it doesn’t say Studebaker

    Reply to The Pink Pirate
  29. December 9, 2009 at 6:55 am

    disgrace says:

    this guy is a waste of space, the Jersey Shore should’ve kept him, now he’s back in Rhode Island clamming it up for all the 16 year olds idolizing him because he’s on TV. Little do they know that he’s 29 years old, still lives off of mommy and daddy, is a DJ at the most gutter clubs in Rhode Island and has slept with some of the ugliest sea creatures on this side of the Mississippi.

    Reply to disgrace
  30. December 9, 2009 at 6:56 am

    Ricky Bobby says:

    What a D-bag, didn’t even take care of that tattoo. That artist should get to kick him straight in the balls.

    Reply to Ricky Bobby
  31. December 9, 2009 at 7:49 am

    Skinny Chuck says:

    I’m sure it should say Chrysler or Oldsmobile.

    Reply to Skinny Chuck
  32. December 9, 2009 at 7:57 am

    datruth says:

    I watched the 1st episode with morbid curosity and it didn’t disappoint, none of these jackasses are from Jersey, please remember that’s north jersey, I’m from south jersey and we are more redneck and white trashy, except for the quidos from philly, the best line was when this douchebag hit the guy in the bar about just cause he has spike hair he’s not a bitch, well he hit the guys as he was being held, then ran like a little bitch when the guy didn’t move after he hit, bring down south, will show him what a little bitch he is

    Reply to datruth
  33. December 9, 2009 at 8:32 am

    horn dog says:

    The show is freaking hilarious! Although i will not be idolizing any of them, the show is classik! I watched it online at mtv.com! Someone mentioned that show was freaking hilarious with all the guidos! I’ll be watching onling every week! Take a look, its very entertaining!

    Reply to horn dog
  34. December 9, 2009 at 8:48 am

    LMAO says:

    This kid’s a joke… 29 years old doing reality tv, still lives off his parents, hits like a b*tch from what I saw when he hit that guy and the guy basically laughed at him, and looks like one of the Gotti kids!

    Reply to LMAO
  35. December 9, 2009 at 8:54 am

    c says:

    It was on the news today, all the ads are dropping because people in Jersey are complaining that that is racism, kinda like if they put a show with a bunch of black people and called it something crazy advertisers dont want to look like they support that, when in all truth all of Jersey is like that and they are actually PROUD to look like idiots on a regular basis…but whatever :)

    Reply to c
  36. December 9, 2009 at 9:02 am

    /'/'/' says:

    this guy is soooo sexy

    Reply to /'/'/'
  37. December 9, 2009 at 9:18 am

    J Live says:

    What we have here seems to be a bit of a situation.

    Reply to J Live
  38. December 9, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Cadillac Douche says:

    Why would someone be proud to own a Cadillac? Cadillac is just a pimped out Chevy

    Reply to Cadillac Douche
  39. December 9, 2009 at 9:43 am

    dirty white boy says:

    Perfect that is why my father sold his place at wildwood. Because of loudmouths d*^&* like this poser..

    Reply to dirty white boy
  40. December 9, 2009 at 9:57 am

    NLMD says:

    The show is fantastic. Anyone that disagrees either has no sense of humor or is “offended.” Please.

    Reply to NLMD
  41. December 9, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Blondeelicious says:

    Love the show… HILARIOUS! :)

    Reply to Blondeelicious
    • December 9, 2009 at 11:47 am

      LBreezy says:

      No, the show sucks. The chicks are beat. The dudes are nerds. And they all show poor representation of living life. Fighting, getting hammered and stealing girls with boyfriends, better yet, girls cheating on their boyfriends. What’s cool about this show again? Trash. Them and the show.

      Reply to LBreezy
  42. December 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Drew says:

    I love how everyone trashes Jersey because of these idiots on “Jersey Shore.” Don’t you know that most of the people on the show aren’t even from NJ?

    Reply to Drew
  43. December 9, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    bobby goat says:

    id like to light him on fire!!

    Reply to bobby goat
  44. December 9, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    meg says:

    OMG, i was going to say something about the tramp stamp, but not even going to go there. Does anyone else notice that the cast of this show is outfitted in EDFARTY? Was there a clearance sale at the t-shirt shop?

    Reply to meg
  45. January 2, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Its ONE OF the REAL GOTTI BROS ALL GROWN UP

    Reply to Anonymous
  46. January 15, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Str8 Killa says:

    Pualy D is a f*g

    Reply to Str8 Killa
  47. February 9, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    Jack says:

    He lived off of this chick Nikki, she made really good money as an exotic dancer. So she was supporting him to at one point. He had all this designer stuff and expensive things. He really needs to get his act together. The girl was prego at 15 got an abortion. She is a real attractive mess. They both need to clean up their acts! Be responsible your 30 bro!

    Reply to Jack

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