Kansas City Model
Posted in Kansas City, The Dirty | December 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexis B*rke, she claims to be a model and an actress. She takes sh*t photos with some of KC’s worst photographers. Claims to be part of a modeling agency that’s really just some dude who sleeps with girls and gives them promo jobs at his club. She runs a web-store where she sells cheap chinese designer knock off, she creates “fake twitter” accounts about herself then pretends someone else did it so she can feel important.
There is no such thing as “models” in Kansas City. I decided.- nik
Anonymous says:
you guys are so obsessed with this girl its sad
to AnonymousShut up bitch says:
Stop Commenting Alexis It’s annoying ! Your not a model! Your a short weasel with a white trash boyfriend neither of you guys are hot you look like you should both go on the Tool Academy sign up please! Your both tools!
to Shut up bitchAlexis Burke says:
Hey it’s me just commenting on this letting everyone know everything defending me is written by me!!! I have a bunch of fake twitter and myspace accounts I made of myself pretending to be other people pretending to be me! Go check them out!
to Alexis BurkeMMMMMM says:
alexis is a beautiful person inside and out! stop talking about her on here. it is so sad that you have to come to this site to trash her. say it to her face maybe? doubt it, cuz ur all pathetic people.
to MMMMMMreally? says:
Alexis, stop. You’re not fooling anyone, we all know it’s you commenting
to really?dirty says:
your ugly
to dirtybich your pathetic says:
if your such a famous model then you wouldn’t be worrying about people talking sht on thedirty.com go to your private island that you can afford with all that money you have made modeling and chill out everyone knows your full of shi and always running your mouth your annoying stop checking up on this site and commenting under a million different names its weird
to bich your patheticKelly says:
seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL I AGREE SO MUCH!!
to KellyAnonymous says:
wow I just looked at the Seven Model Management website and a lot of those girls are gorgeous! Alexis was no where to be found. Not surprised. Those girls looked like they had class and real model potential. One thing I will point out is all the comments Alexis gets on her pictures are from either douchey pricks or nasty girls who are just as orange and tacky as her. I don’t think her existence would bother people so much if she wasn’t so fake, commented from different names, made fake myspaces and twitters, and pretended like she has stalkers. I think people like to look at her sites and pictures because it’s like they say, it’s like a bad car wreck but you just can’t seem to look away.
sorry girlie but that just seems to be the reality of it!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
you officially have NO life
to Anonymouswent to HS with Alexis says:
is that you alexis? commenting anonymously to make yourself look better. not surprised. wonder how many of those other comments were you ha. the person above is actually 100% correct. i laughed so hard when people told me you were on here. still laughing. 1st and last comment even tho i could say so much more.
p.s. tell cory to chill on those steroids he has a pin head nowdays.
to went to HS with AlexisROID FREAK says:
ya the roids r lookin gross esp on guys that are 5’5 lol and thats why he has so much body acne is anyone was wondering steroids will do the trick and nobody would be writing sht on here if she didn’t keep responding thats the whole cycle of it its all about her getting more attention negative or not its still attention and she keeps responding to it so if she really wanted people to mind there business she would shut her face
to ROID FREAKAnonymous says:
How come pretty much all the people who defended Alexis did it anonymously?
to Anonymousyour all pu*sys says:
How come pretty much all the people who are talking sh*t did it anonymously? Including yourself. Grow some balls and stop hiding behind a computer screen. Your all to scared to say it to her face probably because your all a bunch of fat and ugly people
to your all pu*sysAnonymous says:
First of all it was just a question, I didn’t attack in any way psycho. Oh and why did YOU post anonymously? MMMM is this by chance Alexis, AGAIN?! Checking at 8am, you’d think you’d be a lot better and smarter about pretending to be someone else since you’ve made so many fake networking sites for yourself. Idiot.
to Anonymousamanda says:
I used to work with her and you all are so wrong about her! She is a sweetheart. You all are such hateful and jealous people! You can say all these nasty things about her but the truth is you are saying it anonymous because your own life sucks so bad that you have to obsess over other people who are happy
to amandaHaleigh M (KU**) says:
:get a life amanda.. hahah why r u commenting on this at 7:23am
to Haleigh M (KU**)Haleigh M (KSU) says:
Hmm.. your gross
to Haleigh M (KSU)k thanks
bye
Haleigh M (KU**) says:
uhmm.. i go to KU and everryyonne talks about you in the WORST ways! I feel sooo bad for you.. your disgusttingg!!!
k thanks
bye
p.s. maybe you should do steriods like your boy toy.. haha and he must be a toy since you hide your relationship status with him on facebook.. lol i think ill give him a call soon!!
byeee
to Haleigh M (KU**)Kayla says:
haleigh mcelli*t? dont you have the clap
to KaylaAnonymous says:
FINALLLLLY someone puts something bout this dumbass cocky girl on here. She thinks shes hott sht when shes fcking far from it. shes fcking WEIRD looking.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
she has brown hair.. this is old
to AnonymousI'm sorry, Alexis says:
I’m sorry someone FINALLY called you out. YOU ARE NOT A REAL MODEL. real models get paid to take photos, not pay others. You will never be a model, you need a nose job and a boob job. Also, you’re too short and orange.
to I'm sorry, Alexisalso, tell your boyfriend to take it easy on the steroids…
Anonymous says:
i saw this girl at my gym and she has dark hair these must be old
to Anonymous... says:
Someone needs to post the pics of her NEW orange bikini pagent self. fcking WEIRD looking.
to ...8 ball says:
yeah someone does need to post them because her body is fcking rocking! the tan looks like complete sh*t tho
to 8 ball+2's says:
she finally got +2′s!! nose job next, alexis?
to +2'sAnonymous says:
alexis is a cool chick ya’ll just hate cause you cant get get any
to AnonymousLindsey E. says:
Don’t the these haters get you down! You know your better than that! Just ignore it.
to Lindsey E.Anonymous says:
+2s yeaaahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to Anonymous