THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexis B*rke, she claims to be a model and an actress. She takes sh*t photos with some of KC’s worst photographers. Claims to be part of a modeling agency that’s really just some dude who sleeps with girls and gives them promo jobs at his club. She runs a web-store where she sells cheap chinese designer knock off, she creates “fake twitter” accounts about herself then pretends someone else did it so she can feel important.
There is no such thing as “models” in Kansas City. I decided.- nik




you have no clue says:
this must be a post from a jealous BIOTCH
to you have no cluethis chic is super sweet & nice – and she IS a model with a real agency..
She is still a young sweet heart & will go far… she has all her life..
I can’t beleive someone would say anything bad about her – except an ugly bitch that may be jealous… lol
and ps there are models in kc -they just aren’t found on the dirty..
Anonymous says:
this girl is gross, nothing about her is attractive. photoshop is for liars and if you look at her real pictures she is disgusting. i don’t even know this girl but this is most certainly not the best that kc has to offer, ew.
to AnonymousSling says:
Nah, there are girls in kc who pretend to be models…. very few would actually amount to anything outside of KC.
to Slingcute says:
One of the cuter KC girls posted, not as cute as Stephanie Imber though.
to cuteBackwoods says:
Couple nice shots in there….looks like +2′s would help….could easily top the scene in KC with some effort….
to Backwoodsyou have no clue says:
she is not even 21 yet… I’m sure you wouldn’t see her “around” YET
to you have no clueonout says:
yea +2s and shes would be smoking
to onoutKC fever says:
N*k – you idiot – James King is from this area. She’s not a model? get your facts straight you musl*m
to KC fever$500 says:
Shes on sugar daddy, does the nasty for 500. american
to $500BuffaloAjax says:
She looks retarded. I mean her eyeballs practically look at each other.Maybe it’s a special needs model agency.
to BuffaloAjaxKC dirty Detective says:
Not hard to top the scene in KC. I can only think of a couple hott girls in the whole city. She looks like she could be a ho.
to KC dirty Detectivetoss-my-salad says:
her face looks like my mom’s leather purse
to toss-my-saladKC Chief says:
Looks hot, someone is jealous!
to KC ChiefJDog says:
that other KC chick is hotter
to JDogKnow her says:
Alex is ultra sweet, and her a$$ets are rockin!
to Know herDunno why other girls gotta hate so much, strive to be more like Alex, and don’t hate… it’s uglier than you ho bags naked!
Mario A says:
haha, i actually deleted her on facebook because i got messages every ten seconds about her “fake chinese crap”….
but all and all, she’s a pretty nice girl.
to Mario Ac*ke whore? says:
caught her in the girls room once and sniffin like Kramer… coincidence? Heyll NO
to c*ke whore?Jayhawks says:
She doesn’t look anything like that in real life, trust me I was friends with her fake ass for too long in high school
to JayhawksMaria says:
Plenty of models have come from KC. Of course, because the money is elsewhere for models, they relocate, but that doesn’t mean there’s no talent in the stands in the Heartland.
She certainly looks attractive here!
to Mariayou're nasty says:
There are models here… but she it NOT one of them. her photos are lame.. everyone I know says she has the worst pictures. She plays the innocent sweet girl but anyone who knows her knows she’s a fake slut. No one is jealous of you sweetie. You just need to accept the fact that people don’t like you and aren’t afraid to let you know.
to you're nastyPeck says:
This is some serious BS, she is one of the most loyal and sincere people you will ever meet. Im a little upset to see someone who actually DOESNT deserve to be on here. Sounds like someone is jealous and a complete piece of S#!*. get over yourself, FYI she is a real model with a real agency, I was around when she landed the deal.
to PeckAnonymous says:
then the agency must be phony, no one is jealous she just isn’t pretty at all. it’s the truth
to Anonymousalexis says:
First off I am nice to everyone so its funny to see someone writing bad things about me when its not deserved and second Wow whoever wrote this about me has no life!! Find something better to do than trash people on the dirty and you sure know enough about my life stalker!
to alexisbrie says:
seriously..this is my sister youre trashing. she is NONE of the horrible things everyone is saying she is..i know her better than anyone. she is a REAL model and works for a REAL agency. she didnt make a “fake twitter” of herself cause whoever did made one of me and one of my friends also. quit stalking my sister and stay out of her business. if you dont like her than fine but what makes you think you have to post this kind of sh*t?! obviously youre a jealous bitch who spends their time on a computer all day stalking the hell out of people. maybe you should find another way to feel good about yourself.
to brie913 says:
didn’t you blow someone in the parking lot?
to 913haha says:
yes she did! and her dad pulled her out of the car by her hair!
to hahabvw biotch;) says:
ya she did. her freshman year tooo! whata whore
to bvw biotch;)brie says:
seriously..this is my sister youre trashing. she is NONE of the horrible things everyone is saying she is..i know her better than anyone. she is a REAL model and works for a REAL agency. she didnt make a “fake twitter” of herself cause whoever did made one of me and one of my friends also. quit stalking my sister and stay out of her business. if you dont like her than fine but what makes you think you have to post this kind of shit?! obviously youre a jealous bitch who spends their time on a computer all day stalking the hell out of people. maybe you should find another way to feel good about yourself.
to brieno way says:
DON’T KNOW THIS GIRL…DON’T KNOW ANY OF YOU.
to no wayAND I’M GLAD I DON’T KNOW ANY OF YOU.
ANYONE WHO WOULD GO ON THIS SH*TTY SITE AND
POST COMMENTS LIKE THESE ABOUT ANOTHER
PERSON IS NOT ONLY CRUEL…BUT ALSO A
BACKSTABBER.
REGARDLESSOF WHAT YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS WOMAN..
OR ANY WOMAN..NOONE DESERVES TO BE TREATED
LIKE THIS. ITS JUST THAT PEOPLE WHO POST THESE
TYPES OF THINGS ARE NASTY LOSERS.
I HAVE DONE BUSINESS FOR 10 YEARS WITH TALENT
AGENCIES HERE IN KANSAS CITY. I CAN TELL YOU THAT
THERE ARE SOME INCREDIBLY TALENT AND ATTRACTIVE
WOMEN IN THIS MARKET. THEY ARE FRESH..WHOLESOME
AND THEY HAVE A UNIQUE LOOK AND IMAGE THAT YOU
CAN’T FIND IN OTHER PARTS OF THE NATION.
STOP DOING THIS TO THIS GIRL AND THE REST OF THE
WOMEN ON THIS DISGUSTING SITE.
IF YOU HAVE ANY DECENCY OR CLASS YOU WILL
KEEP YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF AND LET OTHERS
LIVE THEIR LIVES.
YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. YOU
ARE THE EPITOME OF LOW LIFES WITH NO PERSONAL
CONFIDENCE.
NONE OF US ARE PERFECT…NONE OF US DESERVE TO
HAVE OUR CHARACTERS AND LIVES PICKED APART
BY LOSERS WHO REFUSE TO IDENTIFY THEMSELVES.
STOP THIS.
Sling says:
I lol’d
to SlingAlexis is a THIEF says:
Couple guys from my work were talking about how they each took her home after we saw this post. They say she ended up stealing money out of their wallets. After asking around it seems as though she has REALLY gotten around. This girl may actually have slept with over 100 people and yes including the dbag photographers she shoots with. Guard your wallets if you nail this hobag or you’ll end up paying for it. She’s prob like the other girls in KC and a closet hooker anyway.
to Alexis is a THIEFheeeelariousssss says:
Now when I hear ppl steal, that makes me pretty cranky. But hey dudes, if you keep yur pants on I am pretty sure yur wallet would be safe.
to heeeelariousssssKC Dirty Police says:
Total shim. Photoshop job is lousy too
to KC Dirty PolicePULL THE "TRIGGER" MODEL says:
saw this girl in person looks nothing like her pictures just your average little white girl who tans a lot but hey i can think of one actress she looks like. Does everyone remember Katey Sagal she plays Peggy Bundy on the show “Married with Children” (Al’s wife w/ the big hair) yeah deffinatley got the same facial features goin on but other than that just a skinny white girl who tans a lot Good luck with her modeling career ;0)
to PULL THE "TRIGGER" MODELPULL THE "TRIGGER" MODEL says:
(___Y___)
to PULL THE "TRIGGER" MODELbvw girl says:
pretty sure alexis is probably the sweetest girl i know.
and as for photoshop, name one photographer that DOESNT use it.
seriously, if all you do is post pictures and talk sh*t anonymously, you all are a bunch of f*cking pussies.
to bvw girlAnonymous says:
i think this is the WRONG girl to be posted on this website..
to Anonymousi crack up at all the trashy whores that get posted up on here, but alexis is gorgeous and far from trashy, someone needs to do their research!
keep it real says:
she may not be as “white trash” as a lot of people but shes still a wannabe model who’s deffinatley not and its annoying as f*ck and thats why she got on this site because she’s short too skinny and too orange skinned and deff. furthest thing from a model so she may not be trash but shes deff a joke
to keep it realAnonymous says:
its funny how some people say other peoples lives are ‘annoying as f*ck’ when they probably have nothing to do with them in the first place which means whoever is saying it is paying way to much attention to what someone else is doing than what they are doing themselves.
to Anonymousthats besides the point... says:
nobody said anyones life is “annoying as f*ck” they said its annoying that she thinks shes a model when shes not thats the end of it get over it and try a new career peace
to thats besides the point...bvw cheerleader says:
I wonder how many times alexis has created fake names to post comments about how nice she is…lol…
to bvw cheerleaderhonestly, she is a very sweet person, but it comes off as fake…who knows..
she used to be pretty..when she was a brunette and wasn’t ORANGE
she tans waaay too much, her and her bf are obsessed with their looks
she has no modeling potential whatsoever, she is barely over 5 foot
Anonymous says:
i wonder how many friends you even have?
to AnonymousTHANK YOU says:
yup! couldn’t agree with you more!
to THANK YOUyes! says:
AGREED!!!
to yes!really? says:
alexis is super nice! she’s 18 and has her own business, goes to school, and is a model with a real agency. don’t be jealous.
to really?Anonymous says:
she has blotchy skin.
to Anonymousyes says:
it’s orange too…so gross
to yesAlexa Hugunin fan club says:
If alexis is with a real agency then why wont she say the name of it??
to Alexa Hugunin fan clubhahah probably cuz its not real!!! YOur ugly!!!
And im sooo much prettier than you
and what happened to cory’s face??? oh yeah..BAD PLASTIC SURGERY.
Alexis says:
seven model management bitch call GREG my agent – since i can’t post the number on here you can look it up on google, pathetic that your afraid to post your real name!
to AlexisAlexis says:
Oh, and for the comment about cory. I am sorry whoever your p*ssy ass is that is afraid to post your name that you can’t get a guy HALF as good looking or loyal as mine. It must suck!
to Alexispower and light girl :) says:
i hooked up with your “loyal” boyfriend when i was in the power and light district. HAHA stupid bitch
to power and light girl :)Kyle says:
haha ya right this dudes only been out to pnl once and that didnt happen
to KyleAnonymous says:
Then tell her dumb ass you did it would be funny lol
to Anonymoussarah ol*on says:
Okay tiana or however you spell your ugly ass name, you’re psychotic, crazy obsession over some guy that doesn’t even remember your last name or what your stupid ass face looks like has officially gone too far. You are nuts if you think your child born body is even comparible to alexis. Cory moved on after the first hello from her. No stop poluting cyber space with your jealous, pitiful efforts to try and get him back. You make yourself look even more like a worthless, 50 cent slut a thug could get out of a vending machine. The jo is too classy for you
to sarah ol*onAlexa Hugunin fan club says:
im not tiana. youre stupid. there’s a ton of people who hate you cuz you smell like burnt skin and rotten cheese. and ur butthole is wider than your vagina… at least you dont need any lube.
to Alexa Hugunin fan clubAnonymous says:
i wasn’t f*ckin talking to you, i can read. tiana is the dumb whore that put her on this website. and you must be a huge deal if you have a fan club. feel proud. i haven’t even heard of your name in my life. your last name sucks BTW. and she hardly tans. your probably getting the rotten cheese stentch from your un-douched, over f*cked std fest of a “v*gina”. do us all the favor and jump infront of a bus. or alexis’ car. doubtful anyone(including your “fan” club of cracked out wh*res) will miss you.
to AnonymousAlexa Hugunin fan club says:
haha you are soo obsessed with yourself.. you check this like every hour!!! go sell that fake crap somewhere else because no real classy girl would want that fake stuff… maybe if you move to china town you’ll fit in… and ur bf is soo gross. he has acne all over his body because there was no more room on his face… hahaha and tell him to do something about his stretch marks…
to Alexa Hugunin fan clubAnonymous says:
Hahaha your such a stalker
to Anonymousalexis says:
Haha no he doesn’t. And I’m not sure what stretch marks you are talking about because everything I see looks really good. Your funny though! You must be an ugly ass bitch if your too afraid to tell the world your name!
to alexisfan club says:
tiana was the best cory ever had. your 100 steps below her… but i guess with a face like his he had to settle for so much less.
to fan clubAnonymous says:
i went to school with her and tianna looks like a beat mexican housewife who needs a f*cking entire mouth transplant, keep your mouth shut bitch no one wants to see those spikey messed up teeth and keep your clothes on, i know you think your hot sh*t but guys dont like wide ass hips that could stretch all the way across the USA. Your a jealous sl*t and your lucky no one has posted your SEX video on here yet. And everyone knows you put carmen on here also, get over your jealous tendencies because no matter what you do they both will always be better than your nasty ass
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
He was in a bike wreck you dumb fck and he was with alexis before and after his plastic surgery. He cheated on tianna with her twice. Don’t get me wrong, tianna is ok but there is no comparison there is no way he’d ever let go of alexis
to AnonymousAlexis says:
really haha is that why when she stalked him for months and tried to get back with him he never went back to her? You can’t go from sugar to vinegar! enough said!
to AlexisBVW girl says:
Alexis.. i know you and im sorry but you have no life now for getting on this all the time to check what people who HATE you say about you.. i pity you and you should get a new hobby!
to BVW girlCasting Agent says:
I run Kansas’s modeling business.. when someone needs someone im the one who chooses what agency i use. To be on this trashy website is really ruining you and your creating a name in the business thats not a very good one.
to Casting AgentBest wishes to you
Anonymous says:
your not a casting agent. if you are, you must be a sh*tty one because you cant spell for sh*t or even write a sentence that makes since
to Anonymousfan club says:
For someone who just bitched about spelling and grammar… uhh have you used spell check yourself lately? It’s: you’re; there should be comma before “or”; its “sense” not “since”. idiot.
to fan clubfan club#2 says:
Shut up victoria hickm*n
to fan club#2Seven Management Incorporated says:
Alexis, your not a good face for our company. We are thinking about dropping you from our company. Please call us tomorrow, we just cannot have our image being destroyed.
to Seven Management IncorporatedThanks so much
Alexis says:
My agent has already talked to me today and I can tell you right now everything is perfect and just as an FYI its not seven management incorporated you retard
to Alexisfan club says:
you’re not with seven management! youre five feet tall! just cuz you were in some shtty music video for a whole minute doesnt mean ur anything! you photograph with a bunch of lame people with cameras and photoshop..you dont get paid for that… your dumb alexis. no one likes you cuz ur fake and ugly and blotchy.
to fan clubhaha really? says:
haha really alexis you get on this??
haha really you have no life to be on this all the time!!1
haha really.. you got on at 8:09am to check this???
haha really alexis.. you photoshop every photo your in which makes your face look wet and shiny and kind of a wet apperance..
haha my mom thought you were in your mid 30s
haha really your obsessed with yourself..
haha really you get oon this way to much along with facebook
hahah and i really think that all the “people” who are defending you is yourself.. hahahahahahahahahah
to haha really?ewwww says:
I just watched that music video your in and your in your bra and underwear.. hahahahahahahahhahaha wow! SK*NNKKK!!!!
and by the wayyy.. you might want to save it for the imaganation.. insteadd of doing shi\ like that.. and anyone can be in a music video your not that specail sweetheart!!!
and ohh yeahh.. anyone can hire someone to take pictures of themselves.. once again your not that special..
and ohh yeah anyone can get fake jewelry and sell it.. hahahah
your grossssssss
and i feel soo bad for you on this website.. cuz you will never be off of it…
to ewwww