Merry Xmas Dirty Army


I am taking the day off to find myself since Santa didn’t get me sh*t this year.  I think I need to be meaner and reverse psychology his fat ass in 2010.  Sorry bro for breaking your Christmas gift.  You live, learn and love… I am still at the “live” stage in my life.

Hope everyone has a great Christmas!  I am headed to Church (San Juan Mission) now because I am in OC and that is the trendy thing to do today.  No need to text me either… spamming is not cool.


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  1. December 25, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Fred Farkel says:

    Dang.

    You and the fat chick would go good together.

    OK OK OK just kidding, sheeesh. ;-)

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  2. December 25, 2009 at 11:25 am

    STR8UP says:

    Have a Blessed Christmas from my family to yours Nik. I can’t wait for 2010 to hit. Let’s buckle up and enjoy the ride.

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  3. December 25, 2009 at 11:50 am

    joe says:

    Hey Nik! Have a lousy christmas. wind up in a car accident.

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  4. December 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    WhataDoucheCanoe says:

    Everything’s gonna be alright, alright/ It just takes some time

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  5. December 25, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    chachacha says:

    Omg u so cute here… love it. Merry Christmas!

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  6. December 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    big al says:

    Have a wonderful christmas nik

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  7. December 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Night's says:

    Merry Christmas! God Bless To All

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  8. December 25, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    McD says:

    Nik is a flaming homo proven by this video

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  9. December 25, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    TheSkrilla says:

    Merry Christmas Nik and the entire DA, except for Pucker and Leper. Hope you both o d tonight.

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    • December 26, 2009 at 1:15 am

      Pamela says:

      EXCUSE ME

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      • December 26, 2009 at 8:34 pm

        chachacha says:

        lol

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      • December 28, 2009 at 12:39 am

        Pamela says:

        I don’t say excuse me when I fart thanks, I hide it like other girls. I took medicine today so I am incredibly fascinated that you were aware of that, I just think we are speaking of two different kinds of drugs. Anyways, I will remove my ” excuse me” and replace it with “That was really rude for you to say that to me on Christmas as my little eight pound baby Jesus was being born on this same exact day – back in the day.”

        There you go, no excuses now.

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      • December 26, 2009 at 3:36 pm

        TheSkrilla says:

        You fart or what?

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      • December 26, 2009 at 12:50 pm

        PK$ says:

        There is no excuse for you Pucker, take your medicine

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  10. December 25, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Voody says:

    Merry Christmas DA! 2010 is going to be a bumpy ride…

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  11. December 25, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    JW says:

    Funny that you are going to church. Going through the motions I see…

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  12. December 25, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    CandyMan says:

    Dude, you better get back to work. Charlie Sheen got busted in Asspen for ‘allegedly’ beating down his old lady…

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  13. December 25, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    J-luv says:

    My neighbor got shot and killed today and now im a witness cuz i seen him run out,but other then that my xmas was good. come on 2010-

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    • December 26, 2009 at 6:07 am

      Fred Farkel says:

      Your neighbor is dead, but other than that you are having a nice day????

      You 20-something worthless jerks scare the sh!t out of me.

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    • December 26, 2009 at 12:09 am

      TheSkrilla says:

      You are one retarded individual. I think you mean you “saw” him run out and that “other than” that my xmas was good. Learn proper English you Mexican.

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  14. December 25, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    Rosered says:

    Karma’s a b*tch, uh?

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  15. December 25, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    the T says:

    Dumbass as usal

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  16. December 25, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Eh says:

    Nik tries entirely too hard to be funny…oh well

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  17. December 25, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    obvious says:

    Merry Christmas Nik!!

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  18. December 25, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Cat says:

    Nik, glad to hear you are going to church. But, don’t do it just to be trendy. I know this site is light hearted, but your spirituality is something you should take seriously. Just food for thought. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

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  19. December 25, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    this is lame says:

    o thought I could find info on the
    Charlie Sheen incident here but I guess I will have to go to TMZ Dik Richie is busy at the mosque today!!

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  20. December 25, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Inglorious Bastard says:

    Church? Hypocrit!

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  21. December 25, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Frank is a terrorist is a homosexual says:

    merry xmas

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  22. December 25, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    Sac says:

    Always vids of nik in the dark or all covered up so we can’t see him. I’d look good too if chicks could not see my face,

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  23. December 25, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    puppetzteppup says:

    merry xmas ~DA

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  24. December 26, 2009 at 12:00 am

    ya says:

    the mission sucks…. so boring

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  25. December 26, 2009 at 1:35 am

    Mr. Spock says:

    You reminded me of Max Wien*erg on the drums.

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  26. December 26, 2009 at 8:53 am

    kelli is an attention whore says:

    nik did you burst into flames when you walked into church?

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  27. December 26, 2009 at 9:44 am

    Walter says:

    The actual mission or the Basilioca? Parking is going to be a bitch.

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  28. December 26, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Hold your tongue and say -purse-, ok now -apple-... says:

    DUDE. You are beyond LOSER~ You think you’re the sheet!

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  29. December 26, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Hold your tongue and say -purse-, ok now -apple-... says:

    Sorry I meant to say you think you are the fuggin sheet!

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  30. December 26, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    Hold your tongue and say "purse", ok now "apple"... says:

    Dude. You are such a fuggin loser. You think you are the sheet!

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  31. December 26, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Haha says:

    Why the hat nik? Is the sun in your eyes?

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  32. December 26, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    WOW says:

    All i have to say is; you think someone whose talking SO much sh*t-that they actually have to make a website for it- would actually be good looking? NIK YOUR REALLY UGLY! like look at SO many guys and girls you say are thunder thighs, and big nose, and too fat, too skinny, tranny, ugly as f*ck, but really they are actually pretty and hot. like LOOK AT YOU. your SO UGLY. maybe its time to hang the website over to someones whose actually GOOD LOOKING

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  33. December 27, 2009 at 7:18 am

    Nazi Killer says:

    Since when have A-rabs celebrated X-mas?

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  34. December 27, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Anonymous Pacifist says:

    Oh God Almighty! He didn’t want to preach but provide some positive inspiration. You did the right thing on Christmas day.

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  35. December 27, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    WHAT A HOMO says:

    GREAT POST YOU WORTHLESS QUEER

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  36. December 27, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    really?!?!? says:

    Bahahaha is that Nik?
    Hes like 4 foot nothing…would of rated him about a 6 but because he cant even reach my tits i drop him down to a 4 (at best)

    Its ok there champ, go buy yourself a pair of shocks … i hear it gives you about another good inch in height :)

    dont want no short short man!

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  37. December 28, 2009 at 1:00 am

    Chloe says:

    Nik! You look great, I was at the mission on Thursday as well. Maybe we crossed paths? Hit me up sometime

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  38. December 28, 2009 at 10:55 am

    who Man? says:

    nik is a made up name to hide his middle-eastern heritage. he gargles his uncle osama’s ball gravy.

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  39. December 29, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    Ty says:

    BAHAHA! GOOD THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET! MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP BEIN A DOUCHE ALL THE DAMN TIME AND BE A REAL PERSON AND SOMEONE MIGHT LIKE YO STANK ASS! IT PAYS TO BE A FAKE PERSON (NIK) AND YOU’RE GETTING JUS WHAT YOU DESERVE!

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