Merry Xmas Dirty Army
Posted in Dirty TV, Newport, The Dirty | December 25th, 2009
I am taking the day off to find myself since Santa didn’t get me sh*t this year. I think I need to be meaner and reverse psychology his fat ass in 2010. Sorry bro for breaking your Christmas gift. You live, learn and love… I am still at the “live” stage in my life.
Hope everyone has a great Christmas! I am headed to Church (San Juan Mission) now because I am in OC and that is the trendy thing to do today. No need to text me either… spamming is not cool.
Fred Farkel says:
Dang.
You and the fat chick would go good together.
OK OK OK just kidding, sheeesh.
to Fred FarkelSTR8UP says:
Have a Blessed Christmas from my family to yours Nik. I can’t wait for 2010 to hit. Let’s buckle up and enjoy the ride.
to STR8UPnotrakeemsmith says:
hellla gay for that comment
to notrakeemsmithCowboys Fan says:
Lol agreed… STR8UP is a douche. get out of your mothers basement and do something!
to Cowboys Fanjoe says:
Hey Nik! Have a lousy christmas. wind up in a car accident.
to joeWhataDoucheCanoe says:
Everything’s gonna be alright, alright/ It just takes some time
to WhataDoucheCanoechachacha says:
Omg u so cute here… love it. Merry Christmas!
to chachachaStar says:
I thought it was very cute too
to Starreally?!?!? says:
you guys most be fat and under 4 feet tall
to really?!?!?big al says:
Have a wonderful christmas nik
to big alNight's says:
Merry Christmas! God Bless To All
to Night'sMcD says:
Nik is a flaming homo proven by this video
to McDgary says:
and he loves the purple crayon
to garyTheSkrilla says:
Merry Christmas Nik and the entire DA, except for Pucker and Leper. Hope you both o d tonight.
to TheSkrillaPamela says:
EXCUSE ME
to PamelaPK$ says:
There is no excuse for you Pucker, take your medicine
to PK$TheSkrilla says:
You fart or what?
to TheSkrillachachacha says:
lol
to chachachaPamela says:
I don’t say excuse me when I fart thanks, I hide it like other girls. I took medicine today so I am incredibly fascinated that you were aware of that, I just think we are speaking of two different kinds of drugs. Anyways, I will remove my ” excuse me” and replace it with “That was really rude for you to say that to me on Christmas as my little eight pound baby Jesus was being born on this same exact day – back in the day.”
There you go, no excuses now.
to PamelaVoody says:
Merry Christmas DA! 2010 is going to be a bumpy ride…
to VoodyJW says:
Funny that you are going to church. Going through the motions I see…
to JWCandyMan says:
Dude, you better get back to work. Charlie Sheen got busted in Asspen for ‘allegedly’ beating down his old lady…
to CandyManJ-luv says:
My neighbor got shot and killed today and now im a witness cuz i seen him run out,but other then that my xmas was good. come on 2010-
to J-luvTheSkrilla says:
You are one retarded individual. I think you mean you “saw” him run out and that “other than” that my xmas was good. Learn proper English you Mexican.
to TheSkrillaJ-luv says:
I’m not a mexican you gay white d#@k eater
to J-luvFred Farkel says:
Your neighbor is dead, but other than that you are having a nice day????
You 20-something worthless jerks scare the sh!t out of me.
to Fred FarkelRosered says:
Karma’s a b*tch, uh?
to RoseredAnonymous Pacifist says:
I’m sure for a b*tch it is!
to Anonymous Pacifistthe T says:
Dumbass as usal
to the TEh says:
Nik tries entirely too hard to be funny…oh well
to Ehobvious says:
Merry Christmas Nik!!
to obviousCat says:
Nik, glad to hear you are going to church. But, don’t do it just to be trendy. I know this site is light hearted, but your spirituality is something you should take seriously. Just food for thought. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
to Catthis is lame says:
o thought I could find info on the
to this is lameCharlie Sheen incident here but I guess I will have to go to TMZ Dik Richie is busy at the mosque today!!
Inglorious Bastard says:
Church? Hypocrit!
to Inglorious BastardFrank is a terrorist is a homosexual says:
merry xmas
to Frank is a terrorist is a homosexualSac says:
Always vids of nik in the dark or all covered up so we can’t see him. I’d look good too if chicks could not see my face,
to Sacpuppetzteppup says:
merry xmas ~DA
to puppetzteppupya says:
the mission sucks…. so boring
to yaMr. Spock says:
You reminded me of Max Wien*erg on the drums.
to Mr. Spockkelli is an attention whore says:
nik did you burst into flames when you walked into church?
to kelli is an attention whoreWalter says:
The actual mission or the Basilioca? Parking is going to be a bitch.
to WalterHold your tongue and say -purse-, ok now -apple-... says:
DUDE. You are beyond LOSER~ You think you’re the sheet!
to Hold your tongue and say -purse-, ok now -apple-...Hold your tongue and say -purse-, ok now -apple-... says:
Sorry I meant to say you think you are the fuggin sheet!
to Hold your tongue and say -purse-, ok now -apple-...Hold your tongue and say "purse", ok now "apple"... says:
Dude. You are such a fuggin loser. You think you are the sheet!
to Hold your tongue and say "purse", ok now "apple"...Haha says:
Why the hat nik? Is the sun in your eyes?
to HahaWOW says:
All i have to say is; you think someone whose talking SO much sh*t-that they actually have to make a website for it- would actually be good looking? NIK YOUR REALLY UGLY! like look at SO many guys and girls you say are thunder thighs, and big nose, and too fat, too skinny, tranny, ugly as f*ck, but really they are actually pretty and hot. like LOOK AT YOU. your SO UGLY. maybe its time to hang the website over to someones whose actually GOOD LOOKING
to WOWNazi Killer says:
Since when have A-rabs celebrated X-mas?
to Nazi KillerAnonymous Pacifist says:
Oh God Almighty! He didn’t want to preach but provide some positive inspiration. You did the right thing on Christmas day.
to Anonymous PacifistWHAT A HOMO says:
GREAT POST YOU WORTHLESS QUEER
to WHAT A HOMOreally?!?!? says:
Bahahaha is that Nik?
Hes like 4 foot nothing…would of rated him about a 6 but because he cant even reach my tits i drop him down to a 4 (at best)
Its ok there champ, go buy yourself a pair of shocks … i hear it gives you about another good inch in height
dont want no short short man!
to really?!?!?Chloe says:
Nik! You look great, I was at the mission on Thursday as well. Maybe we crossed paths? Hit me up sometime
to Chloewho Man? says:
nik is a made up name to hide his middle-eastern heritage. he gargles his uncle osama’s ball gravy.
to who Man?Ty says:
BAHAHA! GOOD THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET! MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP BEIN A DOUCHE ALL THE DAMN TIME AND BE A REAL PERSON AND SOMEONE MIGHT LIKE YO STANK ASS! IT PAYS TO BE A FAKE PERSON (NIK) AND YOU’RE GETTING JUS WHAT YOU DESERVE!
to Ty