Missouri Hotties?


Missouri Hotties?

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Would you with any of these Missouri State sorority girls?

Answer: No, they are all a good 20 lbs overweight, and their man faces are not working in their favor.


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  1. December 4, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    CaptainSoul says:

    There is a reason Missouri sounds alot like Misery

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  2. December 4, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Nebraska where the "N" stands for Knowledge! says:

    They’ve got to fatten up for the winter.

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  3. December 4, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    kchic says:

    is this an oxymoron? there are NO hot chicks in Missouri! rock chalk!

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  4. December 4, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    girls poop too! says:

    for some reason an image of them all sittin around takin a fat shyt comes to mind. Turn on the fan ladies!! Front to back!

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  5. December 5, 2009 at 8:02 am

    PrincessTalufa says:

    Look. All you need is to get your hands on a pair of good old BEER GOGGLES. They work wonders. Plus, I can tell these lovely ladies would be cheap dates-like, 2 beers and they’d be all, “So you said you have a fish tank up in your room right, can we go see it?”. And then you’d both stumble up the stairs, to where “the magic happens”, and then the next day you wake up and your pee burns, but you know what, f*ck it, right? You just had sexy times with half of Phi Beta Kappa Gamma, all your friends will be like, “Duuuudddeee”….and you’ll be like “I know, duuuuddddeee”. Know what Ima sayin’?

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  6. December 6, 2009 at 3:21 am

    missouri man says:

    they look good to me

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  7. December 6, 2009 at 11:44 am

    widebuffalo says:

    I can really appreciate these girls. They would definitely keep me focused on my purpose for being in college – studying.

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  8. December 6, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    pothead says:

    i’m from the midwest and i’m ugly.

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  9. December 6, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Anonymous says:

    i think they all look hott

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  10. December 7, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Jerhico says:

    Faces of Horses

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  11. December 8, 2009 at 1:39 am

    Anonymous says:

    are you insane? Meet these girls in person and you’ll know that these girls are from the hottest sorority on campus. One of them was selected to be on Americas Next Top Model.

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  12. December 8, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    missouri beefhead says:

    they arent the hottest sorority on campus. they are the sluttiest sorority on campus.

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  13. December 8, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    muckfizzou says:

    how can they look like horses when the picture is distorted? i really can’t see their faces but i still think they are pretty hot, and i wouldn’t go as far as saying they are 20 pounds overweight either. maybe 5 pounds overweight…?

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  14. December 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Damn says:

    So usually I dont comment on this sh#t. But sick. I HATE Girls with FAT legs as much as I hate effing Jettas.

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  15. December 11, 2009 at 12:15 am

    Your stupid says:

    Angela the 4th girl from the left was selected over many girls to be on america’s next top model…she was beat by 1 girl…it was on the news and everything……hate on haters but your all stupid

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  16. December 17, 2009 at 11:12 am

    anonymous says:

    angela is one of the prettiest people i know at missouri state. she beat plenty of people in top model and went far. f*ck off everyone for hating. plus the other girls are not ugly at all.

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  17. December 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    TrevorPist says:

    Bullsh*t. These sk*nks are fat ugly ho-bags. I’ll bet their cork-sucking skills are horrible.

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  18. April 10, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    anonymous says:

    angela was voted most beautiful in high school and she is one of the prettiest people at missouri state. she is asked all of the time to model and has beautiful pictures. you are all pathetic and hiding behind your computer screens because you are not even close to looking as good as she does. go fck yourselves, honestly. GO MO STATE!!

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  19. April 21, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    MSU SLUTS says:

    Angela is a fake ass bitch…she will do anything to be liked…I bet she’s been gargling dicks down at Missouri state

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    • July 7, 2010 at 6:31 pm

      B.G. says:

      MSU SLUTS- gargling dicks? you probably dream of her gargling your dick…I’m sure you sit in the corner of the frat/sorority parties fantasizing about sleeping with every single one of these girls and just can’t wait to get home so you can grab your box of tissues and lotion and rub one out to the thought of them…I take that back, you most likely are not invited to the parties

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  20. January 4, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    Anonymous says:

    i know the girl with the big hooters all the way on the right shes actually pretty cool the rest idk though

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  21. February 12, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    prettiest girls ever says:

    all these girls are awesome and delta zeta kicks ass

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  22. February 23, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    Anonymous says:

    haha im putting out there maybe 94 percent of the girls at mizzou are ugly. even the hot sororities there have fat ugly chicks… midwest girls arent all that bad. kansas schools get alot of those rich girls from kansas city kansas but mizzou get the ugly st louis girls. highest crime rate in st louise because they cant get a hot girl to Fu3k

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  23. January 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Nik is a pig says:

    Nik if you seriously think that ALL of these girls in the pic are overweight, theres something seriously wrong with your brain. Either that or you just like skinny methheads.

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