THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have located more photos of your possible new celeb Nik, a nice variety showing her modeling with minimal make up, with her man spider sides, and showin off the chicken tatts you find so sexy.
This chick needs help… how can you look in the mirror and think you are normal looking?- nik
Also See: What Should We Call Her




Dman says:
This girl is total low class trash. Move along there is nothing here….
to Dmanbig al says:
Try painted lady or ugly bitch
to big albig al says:
“minimal make up”??? Looks like she gets it in 55 gal. drums.
to big alRobzilla says:
She looks like Mrs. Potato head.
to RobzillaSTR8UP says:
We should call her and tell her how terrible she looks. She has to check the other box when they ask for ethnic background info.
to STR8UPWhiteCollarCrook says:
Even the dog knows this chick is beat. Either that or she has really bad breath.
to WhiteCollarCrookDEEP4mayor says:
wtf? Thank God I grew up in the 80′s and 90′s
to DEEP4mayorDman says:
lol…. ugly bitch….lol… it has a ring to it.
to DmanCHINCHILLA says:
OIL SLICK
to CHINCHILLAgary says:
that douche with her looks like a roided up jimmy fallon
to garyCali says:
Spidey-Sense – in reference to her spider leg eyelash thingies/
to Calimizalai says:
.. Skunk.
to mizalaib*tchie says:
Fried Chicken!!! ahhahahah
to b*tchienice says:
i hope that is spray tan and not tanning bed. she will have skin cancer in a few weeks.. the chemicals are not that good either, but atleast its a little better then the tanning beds.. why would someone do this to themselves??? really….
to niceAnonymous in LA says:
“Toast”
to Anonymous in LAJess22 says:
“Orange Chicken”
to Jess22jess says:
tan-tra
to jessFloppy Flopper says:
Call her “Hefty” cuz she’s pure trash.
to Floppy FlopperSejanus says:
Hmm looks like Rihanna and Kate Gosselin made a baby.
to SejanusFred Farkel says:
What should we call her??
Pffffft.
Since I live near Detroit… please… allow me.
“DEEEEE-TROILET”
Thank you.
to Fred FarkelFred Farkel says:
Besides…
I can’t tell you how much I appreciate the nightmares I am going to have over those chicken clavicles.
to Fred FarkelWR in NJ says:
Chicken Chest, Perdue, Foghorn Leghon, Chicken Hawk, Pigeon, anything that makes fun of her prison tats…
to WR in NJwtf says:
All I say is when that chick was born the doctor puched her mother in the face. lol
to wtfRAINBOW Nik Richie says:
the “Juice” or
to RAINBOW Nik RichieLady “Orange” Marmalade
AK DA says:
I suggest Cancer barbie.
to AK DADA AK
JJ says:
I think the name Pigeon fits. I mean she is a dirty bird…
to JJUltrasonic says:
“Bête Noire” French, literal translation is Black Beast. A person or thing strongly detested or avoided. She might actually like it judging from her “Swallows” tatoos.
to UltrasonicMiami Army Member says:
wow…how does this “thing” go out in public. horrible!
to Miami Army MemberInglorious Bastard says:
FUB= Fu@king Ugly Baker
to Inglorious BastardZwei says:
I think BBQ Chicken fits her well
to Zweifree bird says:
call her free bird
to free birdNik Snitchie says:
Wow this chick does not look normal.
to Nik Snitchiepj says:
Morticia.
to pjAnonymous says:
Scared me when I saw the picture. Maybe it was for Halloween, no one would really go out looking like that.
to AnonymousNG Austin says:
Borange. This orange chick is way boring.
to NG AustinFoghorn Longhorn says:
Is that a bugger on her nose?
to Foghorn LonghornDahlia says:
Leatherface.
Someone must advise this girl that too much tan is very unattractive.
to DahliaFargin Bastige says:
Leather Wings
to Fargin Bastigewe need a new plague says:
Tucan Sam
to we need a new plaguegeez says:
Why it really does look like she has chickens on her chest.
to geezDIRTY NAME says:
CLOWN FISH!!!
to DIRTY NAMEName her says:
Clown fish or Burnt Roaster…any animalistic name will do.
to Name hermike says:
I think with all the paint on her face we should call her, Dutch Boy.
to mikemike says:
Is it just me or does her hand look huge. looks like she could palm a basketball.
to mikeOne Girl's Opinion says:
Call her Ganguro. Google it.
to One Girl's Opinionps says:
Since she has a bird tatted on her chest and she is orange. The only name that fits is “the oriole”
to psWangbone says:
with a head shaped like that and that ridiculous fall color skin tone, I think the name ‘Harvest Moon’ would be fitting.
to Wangboneme says:
chicken t*ts
to meKC says:
“Bird chest”, thats what u usually call someone with a small chest in the caribbean. It’s also kinda ironic she has two birds tattoed on her chest.
to KCCanadianChick says:
I…I…I just want to scrub her and feed her.
She’s so skinny, but I think that spray-tan and make-up account for half of her weight.
Someone get this girl an exfoliant and a pizza, stat.
to CanadianChickNole Girl says:
How about burnt bird? Or toasted.
to Nole Girlnunh says:
Yuck – tan much?
to nunh