THE DIRTY ARMY: nik , this is melissa G also known as meli . she is a hooters girl in doral , shes a wh*re she thinks shes the hottest sh*t that hit the streets of MIA, shes a major c*ke head! she acts like she runs south miami she goes around trying to fight every girl she sees she thinks shes a gangsta she walks an talks like a guy! an yet she says shes classy w. a twist of hood !! this b*tch is a major joke an everyone needs to know ! what do you think nik?!
Her parents must be so proud of her direction in life.- nik
A.I. says:
i think who ever wrote this is just a hating ass hoe. that wishes that she can be in a BAD BITCHES shoes. go practice safe sex and fuck your self.
to A.I.A.I. says:
i think who ever wrote this is a hating a$$ hoe that wishes she was in a BAD B*TCHES shoes. go practice safe sex and F*UCK your self. =o)
to A.I.I Hate Hippies says:
You’re ugly, meli.
to I Hate HippiesAnonymous says:
Lmao to who ever wasted their time trying to make melook bad… I love u thanks for the laugh haterrr ! Mwa love always the one and always Melii g
to AnonymousAK DA says:
She is a hooters girl…
to AK DANo matter what you accomplish in life and I DO MEAN NO MATTER WHAT YOU ACCOMPLISH…
You will always be a hooters girl.
Life is over.. (she has a man with a 10 year plan as well)
Anonymous says:
Nik Richie ? wow what a flaming faggot . i see you’re trying to be nicole richie maybe and since you’re not a fine ass girl, but prob a fat fucking hairy herb, just like the douche that sent this, you made this ridiculous waste of time website to HATE on random chicks that aren’t even famous . what a pathetic nerd, whoever stalks this girl’s facebook to recruit the pics and info . GET A LIFE and a real journalist career, you weird stalker parasites .
to AnonymousCRIS says:
A BUTTERFACE BI*CH MOST LIKELY WROTE THIS. OR A FAT GIRL. MELI WORKSOUTS & DOES IT RIGHT AS YOU CAN SEE.
to CRISAnonymous says:
Nik Richie I’m going to poke your eyeball out, find someone with AIDS, and have them piss in it. THEN, rape you real hard.
I LOVE MY MELI ! <3
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Because starting a rumor/bashing website is the RIGHT direction, eh? Are your parents are proud? Maybe you don’t even have parents..
to AnonymousSkittles says:
MELI! YOUUU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL.. TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
FoShoFoLifeFoEva CLEVA TREVA! Mwaaa
to SkittlesSkittles says:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LACAGUEEEEEEEE
to SkittlesStop it your making me blush... says:
PLEASE, i bet this girl and all her stupid friends posted this shit on purpose. Why dont you guys just stick to promoting mediocre clubs and wearing stupid affliction shirts….losers.
to Stop it your making me blush...Anonymous says:
This girl is an annnoooooooyyyyying loud ass chonga. Hey meli, you could afford to lose a couple pounds. Saw you on a boat with a tanga and i threw up in my mouth a lil. Just saying….
to AnonymousClassy Little Lady says:
i heard she likes to steal clothes and take pictures wearing them.. shes real classYY NOOOTTTT!
to Classy Little LadySmellii G says:
CANT STAND THIS C*NT!….GHETTO? hahaha……..shes f*cking disgustingly UGLY!
to Smellii Gmeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
i love you guys!
to meliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMr. Coc*ine says:
Meli i love how you never leave me and take me every where you go….. we go to the clubs all the time and you keep me safe in-between yoursweaty ass t*ts……
Im sorry about all the Nose Bleeds…but im worth it right
Love, Mr. C*caine
to Mr. Coc*ineSucka Mothaf(cka says:
First of all, any nice comment written about her on here is one of her p(ssy sucking friends.
Having said that, someone showed me this website the other day and I couldn’t help but laugh when they showed me this (itch on here.
She’s a f(cking rich girl who uses her parents money to buy c(ke and her Hooter’s money to buy her sl(tty outfits. She MIGHT AS WELL be a man because she talks and acts like one. Not to mention, she has paper thin lips and the ugliest nose (with c(ke lodged in it). She constantly tries to fight girls, but all of them are small skinny short girls who have no chance. I can’t wait till a bi*ch her size knocks her the f*ck out, she damn well deserves it. She’s ALWAYS trying to stir up trouble and cause drama because her life is so damn miserable. She’s so damn miserable that her boyfriend left her to be some other b*tches daughter’s step daddy. Go figure. Hey MeLii G, go f8ck yourself because you know damn well that deep down you hate yourself.
to Sucka Mothaf(ckaNothing but the TRUTH says:
its sad that she had to tell all her friends to write good things about her, shes just a dumb bitch living off mommies and daddies money. shes nothing but a butterface which is why her man dumped that hoe for a dime piece girl. She works at hooters to make her self feel better about middle aged balding losers hollering at her. good job mama! And im sure if everyone in the world ran around c*ked up then we’d all be prize fighters. GROW UP HOE, stay in school(if you even are in school) and get a life, not one that consists of what club and what stripper store can i go shop at? Its sad that even YOUR closest friends stay talking sh*t about you!!!!
Ooooo and XOXOX love ya MELIII G!! your soo cool, who the f*ck includes the first letter of their last name to sound legit. loser ass leftover slut.
to Nothing but the TRUTHBen Dover says:
Hmmm what can I say… Here we go..for 1 she sucks in bed, can’t even ride a dick, she looks like halph man halph chupa cavra, pero no chupa ni cavra solo juele perico. Shouldve been on the us olympic team on the ski slope head first nose WIDE open arms straight back!! La Leona no es tan fiera como la pintan. puta!
to Ben DoverYou's A hoe..... says:
so sad, you stay tricking. someone please put a damn muzzle on this b*tch, her bark is wayyyy louder then her bite.
to You's A hoe.....lmao says:
wow this girl is a f*cking loserrrr , seriously she needs to grow the *uck up already .. an yesss finallyyyy thank you ” nothing but th truth ” you hit everything on point about this hoodrat . . an she really needs to leave other bi*ches baby daddys alone befor she gets her *ss merked..yep she a hoe but she cant help it she dont know aby better then to spread her legs an take a wak or some lines.. .
to lmaoHAHAHA says:
YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF HATING A*S HOES WHO WISH THEY COULD BE AS FINEEE AS MELI AND HAVE THE BANNGGGGIN’ BODY SHE DOES.
1. JEALOUS AS FU*K BECAUSE YOUR MAN IS PROBABLY STARRING AT HER EVERYTIME YOU WALK IN THE CLUB. 2. I LOVE HOW ITS THE GIRLS WHO COULDN’T GET THE JOB AT HOOTERS THAT HATE ON THE HOOTERS GIRL, YET ALL YOUR MEN LOOOOOOVE HOOTES LMAO 3. AS FOR HER X … WHAT A DOWNGRADE FROM MELI TO WHATEVER U CALL THAT MONSTER HE’S WITH 4.OBVIOUSLY BI”CHES AIN’T TAKING CARE OF THEIR BABY DADDIES!!! N LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THE BABY MAMAS AND WHERE THEY BEEN SLEEPIN AT!!
HAAAAAATTTTTTIIIINGGGG ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*** HOOOOOOOEEEEEEEES
to HAHAHANot as sad as you says:
LMFAO this girl is a disgrace to females. I can’t wait till someone knocks her *ss out, because as stated before… HER BARK IS WAYYYYYY LOUDER THAN HER BITE! She swears she’s some thug gangster girl (and who the hell would even want to be that) and she types like she’s in middle school.. b-cuz shez t0o c0ol 4 sk0ol 2 wriite wiit correkt spelliing ‘nd graMmar. Come on hunny, you went to private school. Name one “gangster girl” who went to a private school? Everyone knows she lives off her rich parents but all over Facebook she’s “chasiing dat paper $” or “hu$tliiing homiie”. Who cares if she works @ Hooters.. I love Hooters and all the girls that work there & I’m a girl so HA! But seriously, why did they hire her?! The only thing she’s got going is her abdomen and only 1/2 of that is real. She’s so *ucking gross her lips look like a 50 year old man’s lips and I can’t even imagine her other lips =x
to Not as sad as youfu*k ur life says:
LMFAOO !!!!! O M G !!! this sht has to be the funniest shit i’ve heard so far . everything on here abt this b*tch is pretty much on point . she needs to lay off the steroids before she starts growing some facial hair . f*ckin c*ke addict . her ass has gotten knocked the fu*k out a whole lot of times actually by her x boyfriend . hahahaha . maybe she shouldnt hate so much on the dime piece hes with now … atleast she looks like a lady & not like a man . this bit*h can probably bench more than a 200 lb man can . lmfaoo .. with her crooked bangs .. this b*tch goes around acting like shes big & bad when deep down she aint sht . & her parents are actually prob living off welfare by now trying to bail her brother out of jail so many damn times . f*ck her life . lay off the white girl ur already looking like a baser
to fu*k ur lifeLmaooo says:
Apart from the fact that she looks like a fossil tht hasn’t been touched for yrs what makes it more pathetic is tht she really believes she’s fine. Do your self a favor and hide for years till u have an excuse for looking ass ancient as u do And that will save yourself from the nasty floor moping u would get. No matter how hard u try to make yourself believe that u are some what cute, YOUR NOT! You have a fat ass forehead with a nasty witch nose which matches perfect with those ran threw lips tht looked chopped abd screwed just like they did u.. Your body? Lol u could work out for yrs nothings going to take that quarter back away from u. Sorry but u got nothing going for u. Estas de pinga and I actually feel sorry for ugly people but your one ugly bitch that has to get her mind right. That’s why the only n*gga that would pay mind to u is that nasty little fat midget you got by your side now. Try not to stick him up your nose too. I know it’s tempting
I can’t tell who’s the man in this relationship lol
to LmaoooBen dover says:
Damn tough crowd lol
to Ben doverfunny sht says:
couldn’t help to give my opinion. from a guys point of view, you really are nasty. you look like a ferret on steriods. i’ve seen you at hoots and don’t understand why they hired you. i know who you are because my boy hit it and ran lol. he also agrees with ben d*ver. you and that nerd your with make a perfect couple. both ugly ass people and your ex boyfriend is a dork too. heard hes a santero must of done crazy shit to get that little mami hes with now because that nigga is ugly ass fck. he looks like he came out of a dck. you out of an asshole and your boy frang hasnt even came out yet.. that ngga looks like an abortion. hasnt even finished growing. never seen so many ugly people at once. tell midget mack i cant wait to catch him without his middle school posse and tell your ex boyfriend cant wait to fck his new girl
i can play step daddy too, see you around probably take a wack with you next time
to funny shtfunny sh*t says:
couldn’t help to give my opinion. from a guys point of view, you really are nasty. you look like a ferret on steriods. i’ve seen you at hoots and don’t understand why they hired you. i know who you are because my boy hit it and ran lol. he also agrees with ben dover. you and that nerd your with make a perfect couple. both ugly a$$ people and your ex boyfriend is a dork too. heard hes a santero must of done crazy sh*t to get that little mami hes with now because that nigg* is ugly ass fu*k. he looks like he came out of a d*ck. you out of an a$$hole and your boy frang hasnt even came out yet.. that nigg* looks like an abortion. hasnt even finished growing. never seen so many ugly people at once. tell midget mack i cant wait to catch him without his middle school posse and tell your ex boyfriend cant wait to fu*k his new girl
i can play step daddy too, see you around probably take a wack with you next time
to funny sh*tAnonymous says:
couldn’t help to give my opinion. from a guys point of view, you really are nasty. you look like a ferret on steriods. i’ve seen you at hoots and don’t understand why they hired you. i know who you are because my boy hit it and ran lol. he also agrees with ben dover. you and that nerd your with make a perfect couple. both ugly a$$ people and your ex boyfriend is a dork too. heard hes a santero must of done crazy sh*t to get that little mami hes with now because that nigg* is ugly ass fu*k. he looks like he came out of a d*ck. you out of an a$$hole and your boy frang hasnt even came out yet.. that nigg* looks like an abortion. hasnt even finished growing. never seen so many ugly people at once. tell midget mack i cant wait to catch him without his middle school posse and tell your ex boyfriend cant wait to fu*k his new girl
i can play step daddy too, see you around probably take a wack with you next time
to Anonymousyeahhhhh says:
your wack as fuhkkkk btch get a life !!! stop thinking you a top notch btch when u aint sht. looking like stewart little looking btchhh, pssy ass nasty ass hoee. you aint sht btch u cant even rise a dck, i give you this one tho u sure as hell can suck a mean dck stick to that sht and layy off that white dont be acting like your a gym freak when everyone knows u sniff that sht.
to yeahhhhhjesus says:
look who it is! they should put up her boyfriend! he’s da biger fag for taking this mutt seriously. my boy banged her for a bag and it didnot result good. he wants hisbaggy back! bad fck,ugly bitch, cant stand her mouth and the man voice dat come with it! i just don’t like her because she reallydoes think she fly and there ain’t notin dat makes me madder then an ugly bitch who thinks she gotit!
to jesusredsnow says:
yall GO F*ck Yourselves,i met her last week and shes cute as hell,and if shes likes drugs, who doesn’t????? so its none of your damn bussiness
to redsnowA Damn says:
i’ve asked about you and they’ve told me things but my mind didn’t change i still the feel the same what’s a life with no fun,please don’t be so ashamed i’ve had mine, you’ve had yours we both know we know, they don’t get you like i will… That’s for all you hating on Melii G!!!
A Damn
to A DamnA Damn says:
i’ve asked about you and they’ve told me things but my mind didn’t change i stillthefeel the same what’s a lifewith no fun,pleasedon’t be so ashamed i’ve had mine, you’ve had yours we both know we know, they don’t get you like i will…
A Damn
to A Damn