New Years Resolution


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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, do you have a new years resolution for 2010?

This is my last post for 2009 and yes, I do a a new years resolution.  My resolution is for Joey to be able to look me straight in the eyes in 2010.- nik

[IMAGE:  ZeroGravity]


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  1. December 31, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    SpongeBobNoPants says:

    L-O- effin L!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to SpongeBobNoPants
    • January 3, 2010 at 7:09 pm

      LOL says:

      it takes every ounce of his concentration to stare at the camera without his eyeballs doin the splits!!!!!

      Reply to LOL
    • January 2, 2010 at 6:44 am

      Oh nice says:

      first he’s a one eyed steroid narcissistic retard hair-gel-experiment gone wrong

      now he’s a child molester
      WTF are u wearin fool?

      ohhh ya ur gonna be a big star – u have “star quality”
      ur a big goof ball

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      • January 2, 2010 at 6:49 am

        i see... says:

        why dont u go tanning
        shave ur entire body
        and spend 2 hours doing ur out of style gay-do hair spike

        next, go pick up 16 yr olds

        Reply to i see...
  2. December 31, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    golden trout says:

    Ha too funny. Lets take a collection to have Joey’s bum peeper fixed. Put me in for $20. Well I’m off to the wrinkle room for that midnight kiss with a saber tooth. Happy New Year Nic and the dirty celebs and especially the dirty army

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  3. December 31, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    n1k is ugly says:

    haha what a tweaker

    Reply to n1k is ugly
  4. December 31, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    mikeyc says:

    hahahhaha

    Reply to mikeyc
  5. December 31, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    wildlife says:

    joey i have a new years resolution keep that girl happy. she is cute or somebody else is.

    Reply to wildlife
  6. January 1, 2010 at 1:00 am

    momma knows child says:

    why is he so short@!

    Reply to momma knows child
  7. January 1, 2010 at 1:47 am

    mike says:

    Good $hit Nik, way to go out in 09 with a great post

    Reply to mike
  8. January 1, 2010 at 4:04 am

    anonymous says:

    AYYYY, GUIDOOOO!!

    Reply to anonymous
  9. January 1, 2010 at 9:08 am

    Dman says:

    The girl on the left is kinda hot. The girl on the right has crazy eyes.

    Reply to Dman
  10. January 1, 2010 at 9:14 am

    sailsheets says:

    Dang Nik, are you sure you are related to Ricky Ricardo?

    Reply to sailsheets
  11. January 1, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Farts-n-Rainbows says:

    Ok, whoever started this metro/ closet-case-sexual new look for “guys” needs to be shot.
    Whomever started the “guyliner” and “ok for dudes to wear cosmetics” trend…needs to be shot.
    What MORON thought orange was a good color for sun-kissed skin should be shot.
    Who ever taught these goons to face-pose should be shot.

    Reply to Farts-n-Rainbows
  12. January 1, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Johnny Rotten says:

    Nik, I should have known you are a flamin’ gay homo since you want a dude to look into your eyes as your resolution.

    Ha ha ha….I keed I keed.

    Great site, great addiction. Can’t wait to keep up with Leper 2010 and the rest.

    Your New Year Resolution should be to somehow get the greatest Dirty Celeb and poster evvvvvvvver to return to The Dirty!!!! The One and Only Richie Rexic!!!!!!!

    Reply to Johnny Rotten
  13. January 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    E.P. JOEY says:

    You think I don’t want to go in there and pop in a pizza but I don’t THAT’S A MAN THAT’S DEDICATION. This kid phucks Christina Aguleria and stays the same size , y did I always used to lose weight W.T.F.

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  14. January 1, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    DAMN says:

    HE LOOK LIKE A BACKSTREET BOY IM A CHICK AND I STILL WANT TO STRAP ONE ON AND MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE A PIG IN A BUTCHER SHOP

    Reply to DAMN
  15. January 1, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    DJ the real one says:

    He get’s gayer by the day. I decided!

    Reply to DJ the real one
  16. January 1, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    my 7 year old niece can code better than that... says:

    Holy crap his website blows!!

    Reply to my 7 year old niece can code better than that...
  17. January 1, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Motorboat Captain says:

    Has this Joey guy ever been checked for Downs Syndrome?

    Reply to Motorboat Captain
  18. January 1, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    Anonymous says:

    WTF? Zero Gravity is a club for underage school kids. Someone call the cops on this Guido-pedo-meathead.

    Reply to Anonymous
  19. January 1, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    chris says:

    she has a fked up face

    Reply to chris
  20. January 1, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Fruitcake says:

    Heard this fruitcake is on the new Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew that starts next week..

    Reply to Fruitcake
  21. January 1, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    wow says:

    nik, didn’t your parents tell u that making fun of mentally and physically challenged people is bad luck! what if your future babies turn out like him?

    Reply to wow
  22. January 2, 2010 at 2:11 am

    Naperville says:

    Zero Gravity? HAHA is this guido 16 years old? LAME… just look at some of the photos ZG posts on their site… everyone who walks in that door is ugly, fat, desperate or all of the above.

    Reply to Naperville
  23. January 2, 2010 at 3:37 am

    ugh says:

    Yeah, he is sober for sure. No cocaine at all.

    Reply to ugh
  24. January 2, 2010 at 5:02 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    you guys probably will be able to see eye to eye since both of you are the same height. lol

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  25. January 2, 2010 at 9:55 am

    me says:

    how about a new years resolution like: this year, i will GET A FCKING LIFE. stop spending your time picking on other people, who clearly don’t care and have put much less energy into the situation. you’re wasting your time. joey’s cool so leave him alone. he will never look you in the eyes nik, because you hurt them with your ugliness.

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  26. January 2, 2010 at 11:46 am

    lol says:

    pump it like a guido!!

    Reply to lol
  27. January 2, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    STFU says:

    I remember this douche from the real world…….he would get mad at the other roommates because they wanted to drink in their own home…….apparantly they weren’t supposed to because his alcoholic ass would act like a drunken loon if he touched the stuff

    Reply to STFU
  28. January 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    oh really? says:

    JOEY IS A CHRONIC MASTURBATER…. 6 + TIMES A DAY

    AND ALWAYS ASKING UNDERAGERS TO DO HIM A “FAVOR”

    WHICH MEANS SUCKING HIS UGLY WEENIE

    …THANKS Nik for letting the truth about this LOSER be known to all

    HE TALKS SMACK ABOUT ALL HIS FRIENDS, TREATS WOMEN LIKE SH!T, AND HE’S ALSO RACIST….what a sad pathetic human being…..he’s mad about his wild eyeball that looks the wrong way when ur talking to him, and that makes him embarrassed so he takes it out on the rest of the world…pretty fcuked up………..the world needs less Joeys, and more Nik Ritchies

    Reply to oh really?
  29. January 2, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    dude... says:

    girl that’s with him is seriously HOT.

    might be underage though. since this is from ZG. Hmm…

    Reply to dude...
  30. January 3, 2010 at 5:20 am

    Murphy says:

    HIS forward comb on the left side of his misshapen head is what really tickled ole Murphys Funny Bone the most.

    Reply to Murphy
  31. January 3, 2010 at 10:28 am

    Chicago Supports Leper's Downfall says:

    While it seems that lots can be said about “Joey” but just looking at him speaks for itself. But what I find most troubling is that “joey” is in his late 20′s, perhaps around 27 or 28. This picture was taken at Zero Gravity which is an UNDERAGE dance club. PREDATOR! Hey joey, it doesn’t take much to impress a 17 year old girl. Try getting the attention of a woman more your age that has a career and brain. And bottle rats your age dont count either. Keep living the dream in 2010 joey. Looking good!

    Reply to Chicago Supports Leper's Downfall
  32. January 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    earl dukes mom says:

    joey is f*ggot

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  33. January 3, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    hahaha says:

    he asked me to leave a club once and fck him, hes nasty and so is that crack head looking girl with him.

    Reply to hahaha
  34. January 4, 2010 at 3:10 am

    smitty says:

    you know his brother is also gay but not in the closet, he dates dudes, no joke

    Reply to smitty
  35. January 4, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    jesssssssie says:

    thats januh! she is soo effin cute!

    Reply to jesssssssie
  36. January 4, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    yuky says:

    He looks like a wax statue. A very creepy wax statue.

    Reply to yuky
  37. January 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Smokey says:

    Zero Gravity? Really?!?!….

    Reply to Smokey
  38. January 4, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    lol says:

    she looks like an alien and a fish, and so many other nasty things. theyd make a good couple. but her stomach is nice, ill give her that much.

    Reply to lol
  39. January 4, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    me says:

    a lot of his fans are younger that’s obviously why he goes to ZG. not to enjoy the atmosphere. lmao

    Reply to me
  40. January 6, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    mqn says:

    half you retards on here probably go to zg on a weekly basis, bunch of p*ssys

    Reply to mqn
  41. January 6, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    Richard King says:

    Isn’t there an age limit to ZG?

    Reply to Richard King
  42. January 7, 2010 at 12:52 am

    ola says:

    is it just me or does it look like joey got a baddd boob job. haha

    Reply to ola
  43. January 7, 2010 at 11:28 am

    lala says:

    geez can u snort any more lines?

    Reply to lala
  44. January 7, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Joey says:

    THATS IT NIK!!!! I’VE HAD IT. YOU’VE CROSSED ME FOR THE LASXT TIME!!!! DONT EVER STEP FOOT IN LA OR CHI-TOWN CUZ PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME ARE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR YOU. THEY ARE ON ORDERS TO PULVERIZE ANYONE WHO KNOWS YOU OR WHO MENTIONS THE DIRTY!!! THE GLOVES ARE OFF PAL!!!!!

    Reply to Joey
  45. January 7, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Joey says:

    OK THE GLOVES ARE BACK ON WHILE I FINGER MY BOYFRIENDS BUTT………………………… ………………….. ……………………. ……………………………. ………………………….. …………………………… ……………………. …………………………………… …………………………………….. ………………………………… ……………….. ………………….OK THE GLOVES ARE BACK OFF MAN – AND UR DEAD IF I SEE YOU ! ! !

    Reply to Joey
  46. January 7, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Joey says:

    PAL !!!

    Reply to Joey
  47. January 9, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    JOEY says:

    I TALK IN CAPS CUZ I LOVE HUGE DICK IN MY MOUTH

    Reply to JOEY
  48. January 9, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Joey says:

    FYI THIS WANNABE COMMENT ABOVE ISNT ME. STOP BEING PUSSIES AND LEAVE YOUR REAL NAMES. I DONT HAVE TO HIDE FROM ANYBODY!!!!!

    Reply to Joey
  49. January 11, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    jersey shore fan says:

    you guys all all idiots and are jelouse u dont look like joey

    Reply to jersey shore fan
  50. January 20, 2010 at 12:35 am

    XTC says:

    lmfao he’s just rollin’ balls at the club that’s why he had to go on the rehab show. His eyes are fully black and so wide lmao

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