
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you have a new years resolution for 2010?
This is my last post for 2009 and yes, I do a a new years resolution. My resolution is for Joey to be able to look me straight in the eyes in 2010.- nik
[IMAGE: ZeroGravity]

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you have a new years resolution for 2010?
This is my last post for 2009 and yes, I do a a new years resolution. My resolution is for Joey to be able to look me straight in the eyes in 2010.- nik
[IMAGE: ZeroGravity]
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SpongeBobNoPants says:
L-O- effin L!!!!!!!!!
to SpongeBobNoPantsLOL says:
it takes every ounce of his concentration to stare at the camera without his eyeballs doin the splits!!!!!
to LOLOh nice says:
first he’s a one eyed steroid narcissistic retard hair-gel-experiment gone wrong
now he’s a child molester
WTF are u wearin fool?
ohhh ya ur gonna be a big star – u have “star quality”
to Oh niceur a big goof ball
i see... says:
why dont u go tanning
shave ur entire body
and spend 2 hours doing ur out of style gay-do hair spike
next, go pick up 16 yr olds
to i see...golden trout says:
Ha too funny. Lets take a collection to have Joey’s bum peeper fixed. Put me in for $20. Well I’m off to the wrinkle room for that midnight kiss with a saber tooth. Happy New Year Nic and the dirty celebs and especially the dirty army
to golden troutn1k is ugly says:
haha what a tweaker
to n1k is uglymikeyc says:
hahahhaha
to mikeycwildlife says:
joey i have a new years resolution keep that girl happy. she is cute or somebody else is.
to wildlifemomma knows child says:
why is he so short@!
to momma knows childmike says:
Good $hit Nik, way to go out in 09 with a great post
to mikeanonymous says:
AYYYY, GUIDOOOO!!
to anonymousDman says:
The girl on the left is kinda hot. The girl on the right has crazy eyes.
to Dmansailsheets says:
Dang Nik, are you sure you are related to Ricky Ricardo?
to sailsheetsFarts-n-Rainbows says:
Ok, whoever started this metro/ closet-case-sexual new look for “guys” needs to be shot.
to Farts-n-RainbowsWhomever started the “guyliner” and “ok for dudes to wear cosmetics” trend…needs to be shot.
What MORON thought orange was a good color for sun-kissed skin should be shot.
Who ever taught these goons to face-pose should be shot.
Johnny Rotten says:
Nik, I should have known you are a flamin’ gay homo since you want a dude to look into your eyes as your resolution.
Ha ha ha….I keed I keed.
Great site, great addiction. Can’t wait to keep up with Leper 2010 and the rest.
Your New Year Resolution should be to somehow get the greatest Dirty Celeb and poster evvvvvvvver to return to The Dirty!!!! The One and Only Richie Rexic!!!!!!!
to Johnny RottenE.P. JOEY says:
You think I don’t want to go in there and pop in a pizza but I don’t THAT’S A MAN THAT’S DEDICATION. This kid phucks Christina Aguleria and stays the same size , y did I always used to lose weight W.T.F.
to E.P. JOEYDAMN says:
HE LOOK LIKE A BACKSTREET BOY IM A CHICK AND I STILL WANT TO STRAP ONE ON AND MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE A PIG IN A BUTCHER SHOP
to DAMNDJ the real one says:
He get’s gayer by the day. I decided!
to DJ the real onemy 7 year old niece can code better than that... says:
Holy crap his website blows!!
to my 7 year old niece can code better than that...Motorboat Captain says:
Has this Joey guy ever been checked for Downs Syndrome?
to Motorboat CaptainAnonymous says:
WTF? Zero Gravity is a club for underage school kids. Someone call the cops on this Guido-pedo-meathead.
to Anonymouschris says:
she has a fked up face
to chrisFruitcake says:
Heard this fruitcake is on the new Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew that starts next week..
to Fruitcakewow says:
nik, didn’t your parents tell u that making fun of mentally and physically challenged people is bad luck! what if your future babies turn out like him?
to wowNaperville says:
Zero Gravity? HAHA is this guido 16 years old? LAME… just look at some of the photos ZG posts on their site… everyone who walks in that door is ugly, fat, desperate or all of the above.
to Napervilleugh says:
Yeah, he is sober for sure. No cocaine at all.
to ugh20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
you guys probably will be able to see eye to eye since both of you are the same height. lol
to 20K-MILLIONAIREme says:
how about a new years resolution like: this year, i will GET A FCKING LIFE. stop spending your time picking on other people, who clearly don’t care and have put much less energy into the situation. you’re wasting your time. joey’s cool so leave him alone. he will never look you in the eyes nik, because you hurt them with your ugliness.
to meChicago Supports Leper's Downfall says:
ooohhhh. Did you have your freshman English teacher check your “put down” for punctuation?
to Chicago Supports Leper's Downfallme says:
im guessing you’re ugly….
to melol says:
pump it like a guido!!
to lolSTFU says:
I remember this douche from the real world…….he would get mad at the other roommates because they wanted to drink in their own home…….apparantly they weren’t supposed to because his alcoholic ass would act like a drunken loon if he touched the stuff
to STFUoh really? says:
JOEY IS A CHRONIC MASTURBATER…. 6 + TIMES A DAY
AND ALWAYS ASKING UNDERAGERS TO DO HIM A “FAVOR”
WHICH MEANS SUCKING HIS UGLY WEENIE
…THANKS Nik for letting the truth about this LOSER be known to all
HE TALKS SMACK ABOUT ALL HIS FRIENDS, TREATS WOMEN LIKE SH!T, AND HE’S ALSO RACIST….what a sad pathetic human being…..he’s mad about his wild eyeball that looks the wrong way when ur talking to him, and that makes him embarrassed so he takes it out on the rest of the world…pretty fcuked up………..the world needs less Joeys, and more Nik Ritchies
to oh really?dude... says:
girl that’s with him is seriously HOT.
might be underage though. since this is from ZG. Hmm…
to dude...Murphy says:
HIS forward comb on the left side of his misshapen head is what really tickled ole Murphys Funny Bone the most.
to MurphyChicago Supports Leper's Downfall says:
While it seems that lots can be said about “Joey” but just looking at him speaks for itself. But what I find most troubling is that “joey” is in his late 20′s, perhaps around 27 or 28. This picture was taken at Zero Gravity which is an UNDERAGE dance club. PREDATOR! Hey joey, it doesn’t take much to impress a 17 year old girl. Try getting the attention of a woman more your age that has a career and brain. And bottle rats your age dont count either. Keep living the dream in 2010 joey. Looking good!
to Chicago Supports Leper's Downfallearl dukes mom says:
joey is f*ggot
to earl dukes momhahaha says:
he asked me to leave a club once and fck him, hes nasty and so is that crack head looking girl with him.
to hahahasmitty says:
you know his brother is also gay but not in the closet, he dates dudes, no joke
to smittyjesssssssie says:
thats januh! she is soo effin cute!
to jesssssssieyuky says:
He looks like a wax statue. A very creepy wax statue.
to yukySmokey says:
Zero Gravity? Really?!?!….
to Smokeylol says:
she looks like an alien and a fish, and so many other nasty things. theyd make a good couple. but her stomach is nice, ill give her that much.
to lolme says:
a lot of his fans are younger that’s obviously why he goes to ZG. not to enjoy the atmosphere. lmao
to meum says:
fans? ahahahahaha
to ummqn says:
half you retards on here probably go to zg on a weekly basis, bunch of p*ssys
to mqnRichard King says:
Isn’t there an age limit to ZG?
to Richard Kingola says:
is it just me or does it look like joey got a baddd boob job. haha
to olalala says:
geez can u snort any more lines?
to lalaJoey says:
THATS IT NIK!!!! I’VE HAD IT. YOU’VE CROSSED ME FOR THE LASXT TIME!!!! DONT EVER STEP FOOT IN LA OR CHI-TOWN CUZ PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME ARE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR YOU. THEY ARE ON ORDERS TO PULVERIZE ANYONE WHO KNOWS YOU OR WHO MENTIONS THE DIRTY!!! THE GLOVES ARE OFF PAL!!!!!
to JoeyJoey says:
OK THE GLOVES ARE BACK ON WHILE I FINGER MY BOYFRIENDS BUTT………………………… ………………….. ……………………. ……………………………. ………………………….. …………………………… ……………………. …………………………………… …………………………………….. ………………………………… ……………….. ………………….OK THE GLOVES ARE BACK OFF MAN – AND UR DEAD IF I SEE YOU ! ! !
to JoeyJoey says:
PAL !!!
to JoeyJOEY says:
I TALK IN CAPS CUZ I LOVE HUGE DICK IN MY MOUTH
to JOEYJoey says:
FYI THIS WANNABE COMMENT ABOVE ISNT ME. STOP BEING PUSSIES AND LEAVE YOUR REAL NAMES. I DONT HAVE TO HIDE FROM ANYBODY!!!!!
to Joeyjersey shore fan says:
you guys all all idiots and are jelouse u dont look like joey
to jersey shore fanXTC says:
lmfao he’s just rollin’ balls at the club that’s why he had to go on the rehab show. His eyes are fully black and so wide lmao
to XTC