Posted in Miami, The Dirty | December 7th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik you were in SOUTH BEACH why didnt you meet up with us. So rude.
My bad… my phone died and I fell asleep last night. Plus, the weather sucked and it is boring to me hanging out with you guys when your clothes are on. I will be back for New Years and Superbowl. I wont flake this time, promise. Stay Coug!- nik
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Elvis says:
The boob size is bigger than the IQ?
to Elvisyo, nik's mama likes it in the @SS says:
The Brunette
to yo, nik's mama likes it in the @SSOne Girl's Opinion says:
Miami- Home of the buttaface.
to One Girl's OpinionThe girls down there have the greatest bodies, it’s intimidating. But then you look at their faces…not so intimidating anymore. Hehe
daroo says:
sweet merci.. tell these fine ladies that there are real men up here in Canada that can surely make them smile .. all year round..
to darooRespect says:
Honestly. I don’t think I have seen anything look so yummy before.
to Respectbigdog sons says:
those sunglasses don’t save any of you
to bigdog sonsTheSkrilla says:
Big glasses = ugly faces Nik.
to TheSkrillaSpongeBobNoPants says:
Faces? They have faces?
to SpongeBobNoPantsLol says:
That cougar on the left takes it in the a**, you can see it in her eyes. Hottest group of chics i’ve seen on this site by far even if there are some refund gaps.
to LolDirty SD says:
Wow! Hotties
to Dirty SDreal talk says:
damnnnn
to real talkTHEDIRTY CARNIVORE says:
I would titty f*ck the third girl, that looks like the perfect area to stick my magic sage and blow some splooge.
I still would get more pleasure killing her and eating her.
Especially with zero refund gap on the third girl. That means her breasts would provide more meat for me to grill even with the implants removed. When her large plump breasts are sitting on the grill marinated in my special caribbean jerk sauce, you wouldn’t be able to avoid eating her either. I think she also has the best fat to muscle ratio meaning more tasteful meat. I would cook her to 160 degrees the perfect temperature for human meat. Again this would blow any chicken breast away after you ever tasted, trust me you would never go back. It’s even more delightful when you know her biting into what was once a gorgeous girl.
I don’t think I have room for the WNBA girl on the far right in my freezer, she might be spared.
to THEDIRTY CARNIVOREdaroo says:
nik, you do record the IP addresses of all the posters, correct? Posts like this need to monitored, regardless of whether or not you feel it is real. Seriously.
to daroojoshua says:
blondie in the peach colored bikini is smoking hot.
to joshuasusan says:
yeah if you like sway back, toddler belly, fake looking boobs women
to susanAnonymous in LA says:
damn yo…if you can’t make it, send me your ticket to the “Ho Bowl”, k?!
to Anonymous in LADik Nichie says:
skanks
to Dik Nichiejjbc says:
eeny, meeny, miny moe!!
to jjbcDman says:
I will take the two on the left please !
to DmanAj says:
Peach bikini is very hot, the other 3 look like russian mail order brides…
to AjLOOT CAKES says:
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes
to LOOT CAKESOh Really? says:
you dumba$$es should know that nik creeped some girl’s facebook, stole this pic, and then posted it to make you believe girls like this give a $hit about his dirty iranian muslim a$$
to Oh Really?buttalegs says:
a little far but in general i think you’re right, nice self post nik!
to buttalegs^^^^^ says:
LMAO!
to ^^^^^CeeZee!! says:
I don’t think they really care what he is. Bet the dumb beezees think that they’re coming up in some way. Obviously, you haven’t seen pictures of Nik with dumba$$ chicks like these; did he photoshop those to? Don’t hate picker licker…
to CeeZee!!Wang Dang Dong says:
The one on the left looks like she could use a man jam tiara.
to Wang Dang DongThe Barebacker says:
Holy sweet moses you didnt just say that!
to The Barebackeryo, nik's mama likes it in the @SS says:
what, you guys are hypocrites
to yo, nik's mama likes it in the @SSyo, n ik's mama likes it in the @SS says:
what
to yo, n ik's mama likes it in the @SSyo, nik's mama likes says:
how about that
to yo, nik's mama likesB says:
I wouldn’t be surprised that this creeper would take pictures off some girls facebook and made it look like he was some big shit.
PS. Is he really Iranian?
to BYo B says:
With a first name like “Hooman” you know his primary mode of transportation is a camel. Ya heard?!
to Yo BNebraska where the N stands for Knowledge! says:
Armenian. And I agree. I bet 65% of the posts on here come from Nik and his cronies.
to Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge!The Barebacker says:
No, He’s Persian. If he was Iranian he would be a citizen of Iran. Iran is a political entity, not a genetic ancestry.
to The BarebackerHundo says:
Chooo-chooooooooo!!! I would run through each and every one of ‘em! Beautiful girls!
to HundoSac says:
Picturing my splooj on their glasses.
to SacDirty Dog says:
2,1,4,3
to Dirty DogBig B says:
Does the one second from the left have a Jacko nose? The two on the right are banging!
to Big BMongo says:
Zebra Stripe Bikini Girl is SMOKIN’ Hot!!!
to MongoCuba USA says:
Thats Right Bitches, Miami Cuba is where its at. Once you hit Ft.Lauderdale the scale begins to drop.
to Cuba USABanger says:
They are all developing guts but the brunette on the left.
That being said, I would:
F*ck # 4
to BangerMarry #1
Kill #2
Dirty Sanchez#3
CeeZee!! says:
No you wouldn’t, you only Dirty Sanchez dudes e’fing fruit…
to CeeZee!!Banger says:
My little bitch is back.
to BangerCeezee!! says:
Are you mad cause I opened the closet for you? DA needs to watch out for this butt pumpin homo…
to Ceezee!!peaceyo says:
I’ll take the brunette please. She is SMOKIN’!!
to peaceyoOh Really? says:
Hey CeeZee, ever seen Girls Gone Wild? It’s amazing what girls will do for a free t-shirt.
to Oh Really?Ceezee!! says:
It’s amazing what sluts will do for attention…
to Ceezee!!thick load says:
sl*ts will beg to swallow a warm,thick load. I’d let zebra bikini have all she can eat for free.
to thick loadlosers says:
Like what? Take a picture with their friends by the pool?yeah sure …get a life homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!It’s absolutly unfathomable that any woman would ever allow herself to be photographed…in a bikini…oh my call the cops…indececent behaivor violation!!!!Wow dude…get out more!
to losersCeezee!! says:
Like what… Have you ever been to a spring break event by a major lake? Dumb a$$ sleezees will e’f each other just to get people to look at them..
to Ceezee!!Aj says:
So true!!!
to Aj