THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pics of the promo girl… nik how come your not coming to Vancouver anytime soon, as you seen all the chicks that get sent into the dirty are super hot.
Great, this made it worse… now I can see Green Bay (slang for cottage cheese for DA rookies) under her leg. I am trying to come to Vancouver I just don’t feel like kissing the Canadian Consulate’s hand and saying “I am sorry your majesty for getting a DUI in America.”- nik
Also See: Vancouver Promo Model




online pharmacy says:
In truth, immediately i didn’t understand the essence. But after re-reading all at once became clear.
to online pharmacyHaters says:
kellies a sweetheart with a long term bf… i know for a fact this site is bullshit on the van promo models… figures you “nik” must b a fat ugly chick sitting around hating on the sweet an innocent for fun.get a life..
to HatersTommyboy says:
What exactly is your definition of “sweetheart?”
to Tommyboysairah says:
ya long term drug dealer! why do u think she dates him
to sairah... says:
funny thing is.. That this is a compliment to Kellie..
to ...“as you seen all the chicks that get sent into the dirty are super hot.”
Poster is callig Kellie hot.. wow
anonymous says:
compliment?
to anonymousshes nothin but a rat face bottle whore
That Guy says:
I would give her the Gorilla Face. After you visine her, pull out her pubes, and throw them on her face. She will be left with with the face of a Gorilla!
to That GuySejanus says:
Canada has a strict no douche nozzle policy. NIk you would be turned back at the border.
to SejanusDUI and Canada-touchy touchy says:
sending the letter is only half the battle, they process paperwork, bill you a few hundred, and you are not guaranteed to be let in. I watched a guy get cuffed and hauled back to the US 9 years after his dui AND he had been there before, payed, now he apologized and wham, no Molsen for U, SA. The canucks are a nasty bunch, do your homework or pay a lawyer to do it, just do not send the letter unless you are sure.
to DUI and Canada-touchy touchyLBC says:
NO SHIT! What’s up with the BS laws in Canada turning a US-DUI into a felony?!
I want to go to the F’n Olympics and spend a buttload of money on Canadian beers & strippers. How is that bad for anyone?
to LBC?whoman? says:
green bay? c’mon u can do better than that. ur getting lazy and bald in ur old age
to ?whoman?SaintG says:
And the BC border is a haven for transporting illegal drugs! I have two more years before I can return to their pristine land b/c of a dui three years ago. Hypocrites.
to SaintGsairah says:
isnt she the coke head who is in about 500 other dirty posts?? read back ppl this girls no angel
to sairahAnonymous says:
what’s the sluts name?
to Anonymousyo says:
there both snoking hot..need to go visit there stat
to yoyo says:
there both smoking hot..need to go visit there stat
to yoDman says:
They are both overweight and what color is her hair? And why would anyone want a girl with fat arms and fat legs.
to Dmaneating too much says:
oink oink
to eating too muchComon' now says:
Canada is a dump. There’s a reason we don’t acknowledge your country… “women” who look like this. Please dont’ let them in the States.
to Comon' nowBeCe Babe says:
You don’t acknowledge our country cuz you don’t know where it is, dumbass! Yes, please keep telling your fellow countrymen how dumpy it is, we don’t want you here!
to BeCe BabeElizabeth says:
Canada’s a dump hey? Yes it’s an ice box but us Canadians have health care and our economy is still pretty good. Plus Canadians are loved all over the world. You’re about as bright as a burnt out light bulb.
to ElizabethSteveO says:
Again, losers giving canada and vancouver of all places a bad name, Im fricken tired of it, go back to surrey you dirty slooters.. promo models are dime a dozen, I would not go near a maxim coors girl. They are so below average and wear their mac forcefields hoping the dark of the club hides the waves on their asses..
to SteveOAnonymous says:
would you go near a Playboy Playmate SteveO? Cuz that’s what she is now…so eff you
to AnonymousCAVS #1 says:
these girls are both beat. specially the brunette.
to CAVS #1anonymous says:
THUNDER THIGHS!!
to anonymousAnonymous says:
who ever is calling these girls fat is pathetic, clearly they are not fucking fat…if you are going to diss them at least diss them with a legit putdown morons
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
looking good
to Anonymousrockwell says:
comon’ is a virgin. AND THAT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT. get a grip, the only reason you broke geeks beak these girls is because you could never get close to a vigina if your life depended on it. thats prolly why your keyboard is all sticky. drop the ps3 controller and maybe try talking to a girl, you fat kid. you’re that kid from collen vine rite? ZEEEEK
to rockwellAnonymous says:
Kellie is one of the nicest girls I have ever met, and has a longterm boyfriend. She isn’t a slut, but her hopes & dreams of becoming a playmate aren’t something to be proud of.
to AnonymousNigga says:
Go get a real job bitch. Promo sluts don’t last long especially with a dog face and smelly cunt like yours
to Niggakelsey says:
why do people post this on here, say it to the girls face or not at all
to kelseyF says:
Kellie is the bomb…She has a bf and loves life. Pictures don’t do her justice. Anyone who would attack her on here is only jealous. If she makes it to Playboy, good for her, we as canadians and from BC should be proud. We are all aloud to do what we want. Miss you Kellie and all the great times we had @ the house on 86th. Hope your well. Alexia…Alexia..Alexia. My god you are stunning. Hope you are well too… F
to FJ-Boogie says:
Y’all are crazy. These gals are looking so dayamn fly.
ok so whenever you break up with your bf. Gimme a shout!
J-Boogie, will chef up a dinner experience and cater to you like no other! hahaha whoosh. coz afterall jerry maguire said it best.. ‘ya complete me..’
to J-Boogie... says:
I worked with Alexia and By far a cool chick… HATERS!
to ...hahaha says:
of course you work with alexia… at a restaurant i presume? earls? cactus? alexia is a tragedy who looks like a man…
to hahahaWR says:
Kellie is drop dead gorgeous. This site is bullsh*t. None of you wannabes have the balls to say any of this sh*t to ppls face so you come on here.
to WRAnonymous says:
ALEXIA IS A TRANNYY!!!
to AnonymousShe has a lisp too! Not sexy!
esme says:
LEFT GIRL MADE ME JIZZ MY PANTS
to esmeL Dogg says:
the girl on the left isnt hot at all she looks like a chubby chip munk. I’ve seen her around langley mooching coke off of drug dealers a bunch of times. i know of at least 3 buddies that she’s fcked for a hit of mdma too
to L DoggAnonymous says:
SteveO…would you hook up with a Playboy Playmate? Cuz pretty sure she is one now….so eff you
to Anonymous