Patrick Crayton Is The Tiger Woods Of Dallas


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, women stay clear of Patrick Crayton! Yeah he will take you on a nice date but forget to mention that he’s married with two kids! so sad! Too bad he doesn’t play football as good as he lie’s.

If you or your friend has been touched in weird ways by Patrick Crayton please notify my email box.  Thank you.- nik


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  1. December 14, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    onout says:

    I heard he is more of a pinky crayon rather than purple : /

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  2. December 14, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    STR8UP says:

    AWWW…somebody got bamboozled!

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  3. December 14, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    mtxe says:

    patrick crayton used to f*ck all dem ho’s back at northwestern oklahoma state….what up son? he’s still tappin dat ass down thar in dallas fo’ sho. we know it his bros know it PC get some!

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  4. December 14, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    TR says:

    Patrick “Purple” Crayonton

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  5. December 14, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    wowzers says:

    lets see, black chick on the left or white chick on the right???? i aint mad at u brotha. i dont touch dem nasty sistas either. dem white women pay my bills and let me cheat

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    • December 15, 2009 at 7:58 am

      earl duke says.. says:

      well good for you bro.. thats right dog those nasty stanking white women out!! leave the sistas for me to treat like a queen!! thanks!

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  6. December 14, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    boatsnhoes says:

    nik if you get an email from that woman under crayons left wing i want to hear about it

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  7. December 14, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    Dallas Dude says:

    Good God; I hope he didn’t hit that thing on the right, or the thing on the left. You’re a Dallas Cowboy for goodness sakes; have some standards. Oh, who am I kidding? You guys can’t even score from the 1 yard line, so why would I expect you to execute at a high level in any other area of your life? You even play below your potential at chasing tail. This team just continues to let me down.

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  8. December 15, 2009 at 12:27 am

    Matty says:

    Anyone notice that the Dallas Cowboys and the Dallas Mavericks have a lot in common? Individually, they have super players and every reason to win, and yet, they can’t ever close the deal. I should know. Supposedly, I’m a fan!

    Regarding Crayton, leave this brother alone. If you’re going out on a date with Patrick Crayton and you’re too stupid to google his ass and see if he’s married, shame on you. Pro athletes are out to score tail. Why is this surprising to anyone?

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    • December 15, 2009 at 9:11 am

      Anonymous says:

      That’s the first thing I was thinking- if he’s a NFL football player, google his ass and you’ll learn his relationship status. It’s not hard so I don’t feel sorry for this stupid poster. That’s as bad as that Jamie girl saying she didn’t know Tiger was married- yeah right.

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    • December 15, 2009 at 8:01 am

      earl duke says.. says:

      i agree,, and these nasty sloppy hoes know they are married, they are all out to score and they know they can with mostly white skanks!!

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  9. December 15, 2009 at 3:21 am

    Molly Shea says:

    WTF…. He is married? We have been dating for 3 months.

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  10. December 15, 2009 at 6:18 am

    Mark38bttm says:

    Look at his fingers, bet its an xl purple crayon

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    • December 15, 2009 at 8:00 am

      earl duke says.. says:

      damn you people are hung up on the black mans di-k,, grow your own you pathetic pricks,, go get a di-k extender .. jealous fu-ks!!

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      • December 15, 2009 at 10:37 am

        Ceezee!! DA-Strong!! says:

        You have to be gay, everytime I read one of you’re post, you’re talking about di@k. Just stop already…

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      • December 17, 2009 at 7:10 pm

        ... says:

        What? These white guys are always talking about the purple crayon, so get on them for talking about d@ck. They’re mad. We just use our d@cks to get p*ssy and me for sure use my brain to get ahead in life.

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  11. December 15, 2009 at 8:01 am

    earl duke says.. says:

    look at his fingers,, WTF? of course he has a big one .. hes black aint he .. beyotches!!

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  12. December 15, 2009 at 8:23 am

    Dirty Dog says:

    Why does is he hugging a black dude…. that’s just nasty!!!

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  13. December 15, 2009 at 10:47 am

    STR8UP says:

    Maybe the Cowboys need to hook up with the Saint’s groupies, and maybe we too can win a game. Obviously New Orleans groupies got Super Vahjayjay and the Saint’s remain undefeated. But then too, I’ve seen chicks on here from LA. Idk, just focus on football PC please.

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  14. December 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

    WHITE QB VS APE QB says:

    1.MANNING
    2.BRADY
    3.FAVRE
    4/ROTHELSBERGER

    THE TOP QB ARE WHITE IN A GAME DOMINATED BY MONKEYS

    THE POSITION THAT TAKES THE MOST BRAIN–

    YOU MAKE THE CONCLUSION………….

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  15. December 15, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Scroats McGoats says:

    Crayton cheats alot during december, bc the cowboys dont really do much this month anyway. This is prime pimpin time down in Dallas.

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  16. December 15, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    In the Know says:

    This photo was taken at a corporate event where Crayton was posing with fans. It doesn’t support your claims.

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  17. December 15, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Jessica says:

    I didn’t post those photo’s Nik got them off of google…real photos have a price….

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  18. December 15, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Anonymous says:

    im a good friend of the craytons.. and sometimes babysit for them. hes a good guy.. and wouldnt cheat on his wife. so whoever posted this is pathetic

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  19. December 16, 2009 at 2:59 am

    lalal says:

    Patrick comes into my work all the time, sloots are always all over him and he is definitely ok with it. He actually acts like a douche and is really rude, and all of his other teammates are really nice. Maybe if he was a better player we could excuse this behavior…but you suck on and off the field crayton!

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  20. December 16, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    pc says:

    and for the person who says I come and eat at there work all the time please state the restaurant so I can call you on that. I have and will never have anyone say I am rude or a douche. Enjoy fella or girl!

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  21. December 16, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    pc says:

    I’m not sure who posted the photos other than the chick on the left. Her name is gina and she works for the cowboys. That pic is like 2 1/2 years old from an apperance at time warner cable at the state fair. Whoever said I come in their restaurant all the time is lying and whoever said we have been dating for 3 months is flat out a hoe for even telling a lie like that. Some of the jokes about us not winning in december and cowboys and mavs having things in common are funny but lying about someone doing something and hiding on a stupid website is even worse. Just to let nik know that the pics and comments made need to be taken off or you will be hearing from Mr. Crayton’s lawyer for defamation of character. You guys enjoy the rest of your time on this lame site and God Bless. pc

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  22. December 16, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    pc says:

    no need for me to every cheat on my wife. Its just funny to hear someone say that when I go places and my wife is with me. And this is the real Patrick Cra**on.

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  23. December 19, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Losers says:

    Its no secret in Dallas that Gina on the left and her little posse of girls love to date other girls boyfriends and husbands.

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  24. December 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    mtxe says:

    sure youre the real pc. what does mxte stand for then pc?

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  25. December 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    mtxe says:

    will the real patrick crayton please stand up? please stand up? please stand up? why isn’t pc wearing a weddin’ ring in that picture…i thought he was married and he was at an appearance in public, not at practice bangin around. im not hatin’ on pc, though, just want the “real pc” to come on here and defend himself, not some fake pc.

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  26. January 16, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    so... says:

    Real PC – did i see u last night dancing on some of the DCC at Deux?? Pretty sure that’s a big no no even if it didn’t go to the bedroom later.

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  27. February 9, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    SOUTHTEXAS says:

    KNOW 4 A FACT HE’S TOUCHED A LOT IN MCALLEN…TX…GOTTA LOVE THOSE LATINAS! ;)

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