THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dude on the right is Ryan P. This guy has no clue how much of an ass he makes of himself. He’s one of those douches who think they have all this game and will creep up on chicks with week creeper lines, only to get laughed at. He is SO HAIRY it is rediculous. This guy is a walking Sasquatch. I banged out his girl a few years back, dude was clueless. One time she text him that she missed him while I hit it nice and slow from behind. Once that phone was down it was bottom out time. Heard lately though he’s been chasin’ whales and leavin ‘em with an occasional outbreak of the herp. They have cream for that. Nice caterpillars on your forehead guido.
So in other words he’s a chubby chaser.- nik
nutshanglow says:
if u messed with his girl and got away with it then why you hatin on him? hes ugly with caterpillars chasin whales so what? i think ur mad cuz u got the herps and ur trying to follow the trail haha
to nutshanglowthe dude says:
That b.itch Pierini and Polan are both little punk @ss f@ggots. I will f.uck both of you b.itches up at the same time. Ryan I know your reading these comments so why don’t you be a man and say somethin. I’ve seen both of you in the last week and you both know I will f.uck you up bad so you little bi.tches just look at the ground when u see me. Weak @ss p,ussies. Y’all are soft
to the dudeme too says:
ryan tells me your mad cause he bang your ex….so have I
to me tooyep says:
this f@g Pierini shoulda been put on here months ago. Clueless @ss buster if I’ve ever seen one
to yepthe dude says:
you’re gay. stop making empty internet threats. thanks.
to the dudeI know that dude says:
I played soccer with him in college like six years ago. Homeboy def needed a reality check. As a matter of fact my boy sittin over on the couch just told me he’s still in college, workin on that ten year bachelor’s degree. Damn son, maybe he shoulda gone to cosmetology school and groom them brows. Chump for sure.
to I know that dudeyo says:
Me and my boy ran a train on his little sister. sl*tty little cu.nt loved it.
to yoSoooo basically... says:
this dude wasn’t good enough at f*ckin his ex chick, that she text him that she missed his d*ck. Sucks dude…I’d be bitter too!
to Soooo basically...small world says:
Um, I know who posted this because I’m positive I’m the girl he’s talking about. I wasn’t Ryan’s girl, we just dated here and there. I toyed with his mind a little because he thought he was tight. To clear things up a little, it basically went like this. He kept texting me when I was busy getting pleasured, so I text back real quick, “shopping w/ mom, miss u call u ltr.” We had a laugh out of it, just a funny joke. Never have nor never will miss anything about him. Too hairy for my liking. Glad the herp didn’t get passed to me though. Must be a recent thing.
to small worldHa! says:
U sound like a dumb skeezy lil b*tch. Not that I know this guy or care to stick up for him… U just sound like a keeper! That was sarcasm by the way but I wouldnt expect a horrible ignorant c*nt like u to understand that. Have fun being a shady @ss b*tch!
to Ha!Ha! says:
PS Im not the same “Ha!” as below. I just noticed that. Im a chick and def not one of this guys “boys”! lmao
to Ha!Yeti says:
Dude, if she texted him saying she missed him while you were hitting it, you must s*ck donkey balls in bed.
to YetiI think you missed the point says:
I think what was being implied is that she was playin this guy for a fool and he was clueless. As a girl, I would know. Wow, some of you little boys are retarded.
to I think you missed the pointHa! says:
I’ve been boys with P for years and know this…he’s no chump son! If you know him, you know why it took him this long to finish school…at least he’s doin it. Quit hatin…P’s a pimp!
to Ha!nick says:
I’ve known pierini for a couple years now. He is kind of a buster at times. All good though. Lotta busters out there.
to nickNo pimp says:
I was expecting more but he wasn’t up to performing the task, said he was too drunk but we only had like two pitchers between like five of us. Weird. Sorry Ryan, you were nice though.
to No pimpTyler says:
It’s so amusing that people will come on here and look at other people being posted and make fun of them, but as soon as one of their friends or themselves gets posted all of a sudden they play the “you’re a hater card”. I laugh every time. Do you really think that you do nothing to embarass yourselves at all. Completely average people have such a fu^cked up sense of reality.
to TylerF Tyler Smith says:
Yer a sl*ut that bangs nasty girls anyways. Why you care to defend yer douchebag friends…yer juts as nasty as yer boy…and dumb as rocks too. Like yer brother. Both ya’ll be drug addicts, no wonder yer fam has so mnay issues..how yer baby sis…h0ed out yet son??
to F Tyler Smithdrama queens says:
hey dude u just completly blasted yourself not p. im sure you would never say this crap to his face. this pic is sooo old which means u have been beating off to him for how long, and now u thought revenge would be had on thedirty. sooo cute. its kind of flattering that you have been thinking about this dude for soo long, and took the time to post this. P, haters are just lovers and jealous people.
to drama queensMan crush says:
Why is the dude above me flattered? You must want to include yourself in his jackoff circle. From the looks of the picture, there’s absolutely nothing to be jealous of. Whoever coined the term hater should be shot.
Guy calls douchebag a douchebag.
Douchebag says “You’re just a hater”
Guy says “No, you are a douchebag”
Douchebag’s friend says “You just love him and are jealous”
Guy says “Are you the douchebag’s father?”
Douchebag’s friend says “No, but we’re totally awesome and flattered you called us douchebags. That just means we’re doing something right.”
Guy says “This is going nowhere” …..Both bodies hit the floor.
Oh yeah and forget about watchin’ out for the herp, I’m more worried about nuclear weapons, this dude looks Pakistani.
to Man crushFunny says:
This guy used to bartend. Kind of a fag I thought, so did my guy friends. I guess we’re just haters.
to FunnySac St. Baller says:
Seen this dude around town. My football boys and I almost smashed him when he got smug up at Firedance. Let him live another day. f@ggot @ss little punk though, woulda felt bad. Weak crew he runs with too.
to Sac St. BallerPlease... says:
“Sac State” and “Baller” really have no business being that close to one another. Of course, it sounds like you are a baller since you had to get your buddies to help intimidate him… Go back to earning your 2.2 GPA at a substandard state school. And before you angrily reply – I know that you think you’re tough because you play the boxing game at Firedance every Wednesday, but keep it to yourself.
to Please...#95 says:
Dude, you wanna hide behind ur computer or tell me who you actually are. I’m #95 on this year’s roster. Look me up cuz. If you wanna meet up and let me know how weak I am lemme know. Lil keyboard pu$$y. My GPA’s only 2.1.
to #95Please... says:
A keyboard p*ssy? That sounds like a good investment… How do you have a 2.1 in Ethnic Studies? And that’s at a third-rate school like Sacramento State. What’s wrong with you? Tell you what, “Dude”, since you have identified yourself to the Dirty Army at this point, maybe you should use better judgment than to make empty virtual threats over the Internet? Not sure your university’s football program would be too stoked about that.
to Please...Haaaa says:
Looks like this guy above ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ wimped out. He decided to say he was being threatened after initiating the $hit talking in the first place. Probably after he looked that dude up and saw that he is a 300lb lineman from east L.A. Too funny. He even claimed dirty army. Bahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn’t look like his threat was empty, football players don’t give a $hit about school, and I doubt sac state gives a flying f^uck about the dirty.com. Instead of wasting 7 lines on two posts of the same message why didn’t you just say that you’d rather just hide behind you’re computer. Funny how everyone who graduates college feels like they are some sort of special genius. Just another keyboard nerd.
to HaaaaPlease... says:
“Being threatened” was never claimed. How would you imagine this to go down, Haaaa?
to Please...“OK, Douche, my name is Joe. I’ll meet you at Firedance tonight – wear your #95 jersey so I know who I’m looking for.”
Give me a break. I’m encouraging the young lad to stop feigning toughness and start acting like an adult. And, since he plays football for Sac State, giving a “$hit” (tip – use a thesaurus instead of tricking the filter) about school might not be a bad idea, since he won’t be playing for the Chargers any time soon.
Lame says:
Sorry I just had to say something, don’t mean to interupt, but the dude above me sounds like a complete tool. Nobody wants to hear your lame comments about how educated and how much of an adult you are. You are hanging out on the dirty.com for f^ucks sake, don’t take yourself so seriously. You called him out, he told you who he was, you looked him up and realized he would beat your @ss pretty badly, and now you’re running off on some rant about how educated you are because you read a thesaurus and went to some mindboggling thespian college like uc davis. You are truly lame.
to LamePlease... says:
First, I’m going to assume that “Lame” and “Haaaa” are the same person – or at least cut from the same douche cloth. I honestly could not care less who this guy is – whether he is a college football player or a 95lb high school kid, what am I going to do? Fight him? “Well, Officer, you see, I mocked him on thedirty.com and he replied that he wanted to meet me. When I saw how big he was, I threw a beer bottle at his head. Am I in trouble?”
to Please...Anyway, I usually hate people that get in these asinine arguments on thedirty, and here I have become one of them. #95, if that really is you, way to win the Causeway Classic this year. No hard feelings.
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Sac St is... says:
…actually a pretty good school. Well, any nationally accredited 4-year institution is good. The difference is what program you’re in and if the institution you attend is good for your choice program. My friend is a chemist who just graduated with his B.S. at Sac St and has a job at Genentech already, whereas the concierge at my apt building in S.F. has a double in poli sci and history from Cal, but she holds my door open for me every morning. The point is, your B.A. in English from Cal might beat all your friends who have B.A.’s in Mass Comms from smaller programs and you’ll be the belle of the ball, until a B.S. in physics from Cal Tech sits down next to you and gets your girl wetter than you ever have. That would suck. And I would speculate with the UC now charging 34% more in fees per semester and the community colleges slashing next years incoming class by 24%, you’re going to find more people in the CSU system. So I wouldn’t really talk trash about any person’s school choice or their program. They might end up your being your Boss one day.
to Sac St is...Sac St is... says:
Oops, added an extra your at the bottom. You should allow editing Nik!
to Sac St is...Please... says:
A keyboard p*ssy? That sounds like a good investment… How do you have a 2.1 in Ethnic Studies? And that’s at a third-rate school like Sacramento State. I mean, you look dumb in the picture, but that’s even worse than I imagined. Tell you what, “Dude”, since you have identified yourself to the Dirty Army at this point, maybe you should use better judgment than to make empty virtual threats over the Internet? Not sure your school’s football program would be too stoked about that.
to Please...Poor P says:
He def is one hairy @ss beast. Teen wolf for sure. I wanted to comb him.
to Poor PPenryn fire says:
Used to work with this guy at fire station. Dude blew out his knee when he fell from holding the water hose. Felt bad but it was hilarious. Never saw him again after that. Guess some dudes can’t hang.
to Penryn firethe park staff says:
ryan and his crew is for the gays – i decided
to the park staffAmused... says:
Does anyone know where he went to high school? Looks familiar.
to Amused...Yup says:
El Camino
to YupHomeland Security says:
That dude is for sure al-qeada or Taliban. F^ck, they are infiltrating from all areas. If I see him at the airport he’s going down. word
to Homeland Securitythis is hilarious! says:
you nerds are all haters, this boy is hot and all my girls want a piece of him too. What girl doesn’t want a manly men…. hairless guys are for the gays… heard he had a huge one too. I would bang him in a sec, actually he’s pretty gorgeous for a guy, just saying…
to this is hilarious!Try again says:
That post above me is obviously a self post trying desperately to redeem himself. That was a really lame attempt dude, you don’t even sound like a chick. Nice try though, kinda sad. Nobody likes Pakistanis with std’s. Sorry brow boy
to Try againTry Again says:
The person two posts above this is obviously the guy that got posted trying to desperately redeem his reputation. He knows he’ll look like a douche if he posted as himself so it looks like he went for the “pose as a girl that jocks him” approach. Sorry fag, I know a shit load of women and they don’t talk like that at all. You kind of gave it away with the “for the gays” and the “just sayin”. Lame attempt dude, you ain’t gonna realistically get love like that from a chick after you’ve been gettin bashed by other ones an revealed to have an std. Nice lame attempt though, and love the eyebrows Sadaam.
to Try AgainSilly b!tch says:
You must me a group of coked out trashbags then because this guy is NOT attractive what so ever. Some tricks just have extremely low standards I guess
to Silly b!tchTry again says:
This person above me is obviously the guy that got posted trying to redeem his reputation. Try again douchebag, nobody likes hairy pakistanis with an std.
to Try againLaura says:
I know for a fact that he has a little one and half of it is covered in hair.
to Laurathis is hilarious! says:
p.s I think the guys above who are making themselves look like complete tools are way more worth blasting over this guy… this #95 guy is killing me….
to this is hilarious!i decided says:
this guy is a chubby chaser. he must have a little purple in him
to i decidedHaha..P-folk is on the dirty?! says:
They’re making you famous kid! “If they hate, let’em hate and watch the money keep piling up!”
to Haha..P-folk is on the dirty?!meesh says:
i think he is super hot, kind of has a vincent chase thing going on. its clear to me that the guy way up on top who posted this is talking out off his ass. maybe he banged your girl at one point? i dont know, but guy above seems pretty pissed off about something. i think hes hot- great smile … and probably more manly than any of you queens. so it figures that all of you that obviously have a problem with him are dudes??? im just saying… i dont see too many girls complaining on this. a hot italian bartender? send him my way!
to meeshmeesh says:
i think hes super hot, kind of has a vincent chase thing going on. its clear to me that the guy way up on top who posted this is talking out of his ass. maybe he banged your girl at one point? i dont know, but guy above seems pretty pissed off about something. i think hes hot- great smile … and probably more manly than any of you queens. so it figures that all of you that obviously have a problem with him are dudes??? im just saying… i dont see too many girls complaining on this. a hot italian bartender? send him my way!
to meeshActually says:
I have seen several girls clown on him, and here’s one more. I have met him a few times at bars and he is a HUGE tool. WAY cheesy. And did his friend just quote g-unit. God your guys’ crew is sooooo gay
to ActuallyLindsay says:
Ugly, and hideous eyebrows
to LindsayRyan P Is hot!! says:
Ryan p is soooo hot! He actually has shit shit together & in sac thats hard to find. Its funny calling him a man whore & shit cause this guy actually has standards. He’s not walking around fucking anything that walks, unlike most guys in sac! I Know for a fact this guy is clean, & your all just jealous that girls throw themselves at him. He is the sexiest bartender, get over it
to Ryan P Is hot!!i almost kick his ass at the park but he ran behind his bouncer says:
being a bartender is not having your shit together. i like how his fat girls stick up for him like the post above
to i almost kick his ass at the park but he ran behind his bouncerEwwww says:
This boy is not cute at all. And from what I’ve read so far he has been in college for ten years, got f*cked up by a fire hose, occasionally bartends, gets punked by guys, looks like he is of arabian descent, has the bushiest eyebrows I’ve ever seen, likes fat girls, has friends that quote 50 cent songs, and has herpes. Wow where can I find a real winner like that.
to Ewwwwfuck you all says:
this comment board is a joke.
to fuck you allsacramento is a joke.
#95 is a joke.
ryan… yes I love you man but you’re a joke too. get a career already. you graduated in 2000.
everyone- get out of sac before you rip on each other, because the joke is on you
agreed with meesh says:
He is a hottie fursure.. maybe a little cocky but a hottie and i dig a little hair
to agreed with meeshHe went to el camino h.s. Class of 2000 says:
This f*g went to high school with me and he thought he was some god. Look at you now Ryan! Your b*tch@ss is serving me drinks, while you are pretending at life, I am living it. Can’t wait for the ten year reunion. Think you will have a degree yet? Thank you dirty army, always good times. Oh and P, please stop spreading the herps.
to He went to el camino h.s. Class of 2000:) says:
He’s cute and I bet he makes way more money in 4 hours than you make all week. Ha.
to :)Anonymous says:
this douchebag above me must be a bartender too. you make enough money to pay your bills unless your slanging dope too.
to Anonymousyeah right says:
you can’t make any money getting a few one dollar bills in sac for being drink bitch. This dude is a broke bitch
to yeah rightget over it! says:
Ryan… such a huge sweetheart and a cutie! Everyone needs to get over it already… jealousy will kill you!
to get over it!Anonymous says:
I Love Pierini !!!! he is such a good guy & is about to graduate and wont be apart of sacramentos 30k millionaires!
to AnonymousFigures says:
remember when we got your girl @ss naked playin poker. You didn’t do shit homie, she needed some cock that night, but not yours. We gave her a few.
to FiguresFigures says:
Figures this punk @ss b!tch would end up on here. Hey pierini, remember when me and my boys got your girl @ss naked playin poker back in the day and you didn’t do shit like a little punk. She was feigning for some d!ck that night, but not yours homie. We let her play with ours a little bit though.
to FiguresFigures says:
punk ass bitch
to Figuresyeah right says:
getting brittney naked while she was your girl was fun
to yeah rightthe dude says:
I f*cked his sister so hard then busted a solid five ropper in her face. She was squealin’ like a dying pig. What up Linds, hey girl. Lemme know when you wanna get dug out again
to the dudethe herp says:
Ryan does have the herp actually, I saw the valtrex in his bathroom and I ran like hell.
to the herpLizzy sais... says:
if u were hittin’ it nice n’ slow from the back-and at the same time she was texting her man, that really doesnt say much about you man…actually, it said A LOT…THINK ABOUT IT…
to Lizzy sais...P-real & Get Funky says:
Ryan is a cool guy, keep pouring those drinks stiff—kind of like your competition. Gaurentee every single one of you p*ssy chasers has the big H. It’s a numbers game. You are all ignorant pieces of shit, go read a book instead of watching rock of love, UFC or whatever douchebags like these days.
to P-real & Get FunkyJESSE JAMES says:
Ryan can’t help he gets women. Someone has lots of time on their hands to dig up old photo and post this shit. Please!!!! Say what you want. Ryan is a stand up guy with no lady issues. Fat bitches, very funny.
to JESSE JAMESjesse james mom says:
p-fag has lady issues, his ladies are fat
to jesse james momshit says:
Ryan is a total f@ggot and I bet this took only about 2 minutes to post.
to shitFatal Attraction says:
The only thing cute about him is his face… and that’s pushing it. Take off the clothes and it’s another story. Girls…if you want to be turned on by him…get really drunk, perhaps take a couple pills of your choice, do a line or 2, smoke a joint or do all at the same time and then it wont be that awful…but for some girls..even all that wont do the trick!!! …or so I’ve been told from a few sl*ts that have actually been with him.
to Fatal AttractionAnonymous says:
I know and LOVE Ryan but in the past couple of years he has started to act like a total tool. I’m not quite sure why, but he needs to stop because I know for a fact that the kid isn’t packing much.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
“I just need a chew”
to Anonymous