Santas Helper


Santas helper

Santas helper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s some pics of fish lips I think she’s trying to be santas helper but, I don’t think his elfs are that wide and they can’t be on the naughty list right?

Photoshop is for Liars.  Fish lips is losing weight according to the airbrush gods.- nik

[IMAGES: Samuel Martino]


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  1. December 4, 2009 at 8:06 am

    Veronica says:

    HEY NIK, WOULD U DO ME A FAVOR And find out where she got her snow boots… iT’S MY BIRTHDAY SO DO ME A SOLID AND LET ME KNOW.. I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING 4 THAT EXACT PAIR.. CAN’T FIND BUT CLEARLY THEY R OUT THERE ! I NEED THEM FOR VAIL, CO NEXT WEEKEND ! HELP OUT ONE OF UR “OG” DIRTY SOLDIERS !! tHANKS LUV !
    V

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  2. December 4, 2009 at 8:32 am

    Dman says:

    Why do girls take these pictures? Who are they for ? Girls if you want to show off your body or pretend you are a model just enter a bikini contest and MAKE a few hundred bucks. Giving photographers your image to do what they want is stupid. And for you bimbos who want to get into Playboy get a job. Getting naked and giving everything away that is private to you for 300 bucks in even dumber. You’re not beautiful because your in Playboy it just proves you’re dumb enough to show everything for a little money.

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  3. December 4, 2009 at 8:35 am

    KCEsq says:

    I love the virtually seamless transition from sl*tty Halloween to sl*tty Christmas pictures. ‘Tis the season…

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  4. December 4, 2009 at 8:44 am

    The One says:

    HAHA way to try to wear that ridiculous “add two cup sizes” bra from VS. What ISN’T fake on her?

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  5. December 4, 2009 at 8:53 am

    west bank says:

    dam her face looks messed up

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  6. December 4, 2009 at 9:06 am

    lanna. says:

    those pics are photoshopped to hell. her face doesn’t even look right. barely looks like her.

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  7. December 4, 2009 at 9:13 am

    WOW says:

    She is WAY photo shopped in these pics! Her face doesn’t even look like a real person. LOOKS STUPID AND CHEAP!

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  8. December 4, 2009 at 9:23 am

    SANTAS LIL WHORE says:

    LOOKS LIKE SANTA WENT FISHING

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  9. December 4, 2009 at 9:48 am

    sitonit says:

    those boobs arent even as big as she wants you to think. she has on the “bombshell” bra, which gives you two cup sizes….POSER!

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  10. December 4, 2009 at 10:15 am

    gabriel says:

    It looks like her face is frozen in time. She may live forever.

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  11. December 4, 2009 at 10:32 am

    PARIS HILTON says:

    FISH LIPS HAS A WONDERING EYE LIKE ME

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  12. December 4, 2009 at 11:06 am

    truth says:

    I’ve seen this desperate hoodrat – she looks horrible in person! I hear her teeth scrapes the cock everynite

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  13. December 4, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Capt. Keropi, says:

    I hate those super bras that make it look like a chick has a rockin rack. False advertising.

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  14. December 4, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    lil greg ross says:

    i gt a small greg and she liked it

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  15. December 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Honestly says:

    I just want to throw it out there that she is wearing that new Victoria’s Secret bra that gives two more cup sizes instantly. If she has plus 2s they are not that big.

    Reply to Honestly
  16. December 4, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    haha says:

    i like her cheezy snow boats prob goes with her cheesy ass trailor her and her man live in haha white trash!

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  17. December 4, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Wow says:

    She looks like a mongaloid her right eye is huge compared the her left one. PHOTOSHOP GOIN WRONG

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  18. December 4, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    What says:

    Yall must really be jealous of Shae to hate on her so much. Shea you look great.

    Reply to What
  19. December 4, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    yuck says:

    why does this girl keep posting herself up here!!?? can someone please answer this?

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  20. December 5, 2009 at 12:54 am

    Anonymous says:

    i’d love to shoot my load all over her face

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  21. December 5, 2009 at 6:26 am

    LYLE LUQUETTE says:

    this girl is a natural and the cameras love her..after our romantic photoshoot in kenners most exclusive laketown area we went back to my moms for some sweet necking and heavy petting.

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  22. December 5, 2009 at 9:42 am

    wtf says:

    Whe looks like she’s crossed eyed, and her face is completely distorted due to the bad photoshop. I guess Sam was trying to get rid of her huge lips? Or the craters in her face?

    PS POSING BY THE LAKEFRONT ISN’T SEXY KTHANKS!

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  23. December 5, 2009 at 10:37 am

    Anonymous says:

    all u people are are sad lonely f*cking losers who cant find anything better to do than hate on people some of u dont even know and others do it cause they broke up with them or some shit like that when really what evryone should do is sue the f*ck outta nik for f*cking slander and i would if i ever saw myself on there so why dont u all crawl in a f*ckin ditch and die

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    • December 8, 2009 at 2:36 pm

      Just Blaze says:

      wuts sad is postin her own pic on here all the time in hopes of being noticed. if somebody really wanted to post her on here to talk shyt, they wouldnt use the pic she photo shopped to make herself look better. any body that post themself on the dirty for attention is a “sad lonely f*cking looser”

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  24. December 5, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    LyKe OMG! says:

    Girl what is up wit’ yo’ eye?!?!

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  25. December 5, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    haha says:

    the only thing that loves her is photo shop!!

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  26. December 5, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Anonymous says:

    she is sooooooo gross and needs to realize she is washed up and done….photoshop can fix any monster. her face in the second pic looks totally different than the 2 pic. nasty, nasty, nasty

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  27. December 5, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    HMM says:

    SHE LOOKS DEFORMED IN THE SECOND PIC..

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  28. December 5, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    The reality of it is, says:

    Dizz looks hot! She has a hot body nice boobs, so what if she has a pish-up bra on, SHES HOTT and all the stupid girls on here are just jealous cause they don’t have s**t on shealyn,stop trying to bash this girls looks cause obviously she’s still on here she still GOT IT! This website should be called thelifelesshaters.com not the dirty.com cause the only thing dirty aabout this website are the haters that keep it going.

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  29. December 5, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    wow says:

    fish lips is looking hot!!!! WOW

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  30. December 6, 2009 at 10:49 am

    west bank says:

    im tellin you this is the farthest thing from hot

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  31. December 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    T-S says:

    The reality of it is, is that the picture is photo shopped to all hell. For someone who is hating on this web site why even come on here you just lost that much of your life that you can’t get back hating on something you think that should be called the thelifelesshaters.com. Your a dumb ass.

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  32. December 6, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    lol says:

    these pics have been photo shopped so much that it doesn’t even look like her. except that last pic with her eyes all jacked up, now thats the ugly ass fishlips we know HAHA

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  33. December 7, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    OH MY says:

    the miraculous bra does a body good!!

    Reply to OH MY
  34. December 7, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    Please tell me says:

    God is Hooters that dead that this chic has this much time to take photos of herself??? Jesus honey grow up.

    Reply to Please tell me
  35. December 12, 2009 at 8:57 am

    Faeriebratty says:

    If her thighs were REALLY as thin as they are shown in the first pic, then the second would NOT look like that in the second Pic shown.

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  36. December 12, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    okay says:

    Sounds like this Lyle Luquette is obsessed with this girl! When was this supposed photoshoot at the Lakefront. Id like to see those pics if u got em. Post em here for us to see.

    Reply to okay
  37. December 14, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    bicuriouss says:

    oh my goodness yourr f*cking perfect, so sexyyy ;)

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  38. December 16, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    OH PLEASE! says:

    Shealyn does not at all need to lose weight. She’s like 5’2″, if that, and maybe 115lbs. She looks goegeous in these pics. You know Nik’s whackin off to this. Whoever keeps posting these hot pics of her is just making themselves look stupid and showing everyone how hot Shea is.

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  39. January 2, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    ..... says:

    YALL some haters she pretty in the face…

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  40. January 17, 2010 at 12:37 am

    C Otta says:

    Is that Lake Ponchatrain? Yeah thats sexy

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  41. February 6, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    Dknhabooty says:

    I couldnt wait to slide my dk btween the fishlips titties..but when i finally did, dem titties was so jacked up, so I nutted all in her eyes all ova ha face for decieving me and the rest of the nation.yepp!

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  42. February 22, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    come on reaaly guys says:

    look i understand its fun too look at this sh*t but if you knew her you wouldnt be talking sh*t. shes a sweetie pie. lovee ya shaeee you look beautiful

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  43. March 9, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    lol says:

    OMG that is the VS bombshell bra!!!! it makes you go up “2 cup sizes” but really more like 3 or 4 lol

    Reply to lol
  44. December 27, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    Steffie says:

    Why does this have to be the ONLY rleiblae source? Oh well, gj!

    Reply to Steffie

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