Scottsdale Would You?


Would you..

THE DIRTY ARMY: So tell us Nik….. would you? Im not sure.. She seems way down to earth, and cute…but maybe a little intimidating?

Answer:  There is something about her that makes me want to say yes.  I am intrigued.


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  1. December 28, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    red robin employee says:

    I would love to shit on her chest.

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  2. December 28, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    TRIZ says:

    Photo shop….saggers……noodles…..take a break bro…time to decompress and git your head straight.

    Reply to TRIZ
  3. December 28, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    mkay says:

    eww i didn’t know you were into emos nik…plus if her hair looks that dirty and tangled, imagine how it is down there?!?

    Reply to mkay
  4. December 28, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    theskrilla says:

    Go ahead and hook that pig nose up first, fix your style from emo-core to feminine woman, and get lipo on those saggers.

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  5. December 28, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    dad says:

    nice eyes… that’s all

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  6. December 28, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    nikkyboyy says:

    kinda soft in the eyes i gotta admit…but she looks young especially to be sportin +2s

    Reply to nikkyboyy
    • December 28, 2009 at 8:36 pm

      Polly Marie says:

      thats because i am young.

      Reply to Polly Marie
      • December 29, 2009 at 1:44 pm

        Cuhsandra says:

        Ay Polly, you’re really pretty, Excited to finally see a normal looking chick instead of the cock whores that are posted all over this site.

        Reply to Cuhsandra
      • December 29, 2009 at 9:38 pm

        Max says:

        So why are you at this site??? I like to look at c*ck whores all day long cuz i’m a guy and that’s what we like to do, don’t like it, be quiet. Go watch Sex and the City or Oprah or sumthing

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  7. December 28, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    pitter patter says:

    Nik, You’re getting soft

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  8. December 28, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Tom Brady says:

    Black hair blue eyes big boobs nice lips cool hair. All good with me but I would check the wrists for slash marks.

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  9. December 28, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    DIRTY JV says:

    you guys are trippin, this chick is smoking hot… I WOULD

    Reply to DIRTY JV
  10. December 28, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    LIZZY SAIS... says:

    SHE IS UGLY-STRAIGHT UP!

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  11. December 28, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    i'm a girl.. says:

    and i think she’s very pretty. She should smile though.

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  12. December 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    JimmyZinc says:

    Maybe becuase she looks like a guy? I don’t know…either way, either way.

    Reply to JimmyZinc
  13. December 28, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Banger says:

    Is it a boy or girl?

    Reply to Banger
  14. December 28, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    NG Austin says:

    Pig nose.

    Reply to NG Austin
  15. December 28, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Make a yes list...... says:

    Yo Nik,

    I think it’s time you made subtopics under the “Would You” section denoting the ones you said “Yes” or “No” to so we can see which dirty pirate hookers you say yes to……..im just sayin’.

    Reply to Make a yes list......
  16. December 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Cuhsandra says:

    Wow, Nik didn’t call her “Mexican”.. suprising. That fact almost suprised me as much as the fact he said yes to a Brunette. Watch out 2010, Nik Richie’s comin at you a changed man.

    Reply to Cuhsandra
  17. December 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    NikIsADouche says:

    from the looks of it… nice big boobies, pretty eyes (eye liner can do wonders for a girl lol), cute dark hair and no major facial deformations. I’d say shes a definite 9!! and plus she looks like she could fix your car, play a guitar solo, and kick your ass all at once… my kind of gurl ;)

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  18. December 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Make a yes list..... says:

    “Yes” “No” “Maybe” “With +2′s” something along those lines, Im tryin’ to be stealthy here at work and its taking too much time sorting through all the hogs to get to the hot ones.

    Reply to Make a yes list.....
  19. December 28, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    idontknow says:

    is that chyna?

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  20. December 28, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Nik is my bitch says:

    She’s disgusting, Nik. What is wrong with you?

    Reply to Nik is my bitch
    • December 28, 2009 at 5:53 pm

      Jealous whore says:

      This biznitch is dumb Nik shes pretty damn cute … all and all different from the regular club hoppinng white blond trash hos

      Reply to Jealous whore
  21. December 28, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Vagasil says:

    Nik, your into chesticles now?

    Reply to Vagasil
  22. December 28, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Blue Eyes says:

    Must see tatas. Could be abnatural rack, i.e., sloppy saggers with dinner plate nips. And we haven’t an idea about her ass yet…

    Reply to Blue Eyes
  23. December 28, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    philly says:

    she is gorgeous best ive cn on the dirty in a while

    Reply to philly
  24. December 28, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Ok really says:

    Probably not Nik…..since he didn’t sign it “-nik” ???

    I don’t sign .- nik on Would You?’s because it looks weird with the Answer part at the beginning.- nik

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  25. December 28, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    nice says:

    im gonna agree with tom brady… looks good all the way around, but watch for the cut marks… possible.. maybe some depression there,. but im sure she is a blast just by looking at her she when shes in a good mood probably the coolest chick around

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  26. December 28, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    nik

    come on i know why you say maybe yes.. becuase youve already straighten out her pipes.. IN THE BUTT!!

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  27. December 28, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Pizzo says:

    Nik, Are you serious she looks like she just escaped from the jun gle!!!!

    Reply to Pizzo
  28. December 28, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    rahgav says:

    You want to say yes to this?? Check your D fag nick. im hairy

    Because I heard EMO chicks cry during sex.- nik

    Reply to rahgav
    • December 29, 2009 at 10:23 pm

      rahgav says:

      lol im hairy and i cry every day cuz im emo. dont make fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! nick!!!!!!!!!!!! dont~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Reply to rahgav
    • December 28, 2009 at 6:56 pm

      20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

      EMO chicks cry during sex.. thats weird…i mean its cool when they scream.. fck its actually a huge turn on for me.. i hate the quiet chicks.. feels like the work i do is not enough.. ooh how i love moaners.. umm gives me a master greg!!!

      Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  29. December 28, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Lover Girl says:

    Clearly we have DIRTY ARMY noobs.There have been plenty of posts where its “YES” or like this one, almost yes. The point is it doesn’t say “-nik” so its one of his douchebag employees

    Reply to Lover Girl
  30. December 28, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    haha says:

    to those who think this girl is ugly..you are crazy. she looks unique and is beautiful!!! what is wrong with you people?? her nose is cute and she has really pretty eyes. her hair is cool and she has good skin and beautiful lips! stop hating and being so insecure people. get a life!

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  31. December 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Nik, I’m disappointed with your judgement on this one. It’s a NO. I decided.

    Reply to Anonymous
  32. December 28, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    wildlife says:

    this girl looks like she can take you for a ride.i would

    Reply to wildlife
  33. December 28, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Nik, I’m disappointed with your judgement on this one. It’s a NO. I decided… for you.

    Reply to Anonymous
  34. December 28, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    WRONG says:

    Nik, I’m very disappointed in your judgement on this one. She is a NO. I decided.

    Reply to WRONG
  35. December 28, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    toss-my-salad says:

    i would titty f*ck her till the night ends then give her a creampie, i love chicks like this. one thing that bothers me though are her eyebrows

    Reply to toss-my-salad
  36. December 28, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Dman says:

    Is she a size 0 or not ? Any bigger and I say pass. Why would anyone mess with a girl any bigger.

    Reply to Dman
  37. December 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    trippin says:

    she is absolutely beautiful!!! i def. agree…. YES – she is gorgeous

    Reply to trippin
  38. December 28, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    hayoooo says:

    you can tell she would be a wild f*ck……thats why u said yes

    Reply to hayoooo
  39. December 28, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Wooooooo. says:

    Hell Yeah. Chick looks like Kate Beckinsale (Spelling) during Underworld. Not even at Question.

    Reply to Wooooooo.
  40. December 28, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    smartydraaws says:

    what?!?!?!?

    um, doll hair, ape face, uni-boob…

    that’s a strong no…

    thanks,

    smarty

    Reply to smartydraaws
    • December 28, 2009 at 7:15 pm

      OK... says:

      Exactly HOW are you able to tell she has a “uni-boob”?

      You got people saying has “saggers”, you saying she has a “uni-boob” and there is NO POSSIBLE way to tell either BS post by this picture.

      It’s the same as “saying” she has a “flat ass” from this picture…IMPOSSIBLE to tell.

      Reply to OK...
  41. December 28, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    No says:

    I think it’s because the eyebrows. Your choices always have pointed browns

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  42. December 28, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    Barney says:

    She is trying to hard to be that chick from the emo vampire movie…Elvira for Life!

    Reply to Barney
  43. December 28, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Motorboat Captain says:

    Nik, you obviously fell for a dude wearing a wig.

    Reply to Motorboat Captain
  44. December 28, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    ..hey... says:

    ..i’d do this b*tch in a heart beat :)

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  45. December 28, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    las vegas says:

    damn does anyone know what her name is?

    Reply to las vegas
  46. December 28, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    OhhPlease says:

    Nik you are overruled. Its a collective NO from the DA.

    Reply to OhhPlease
  47. December 28, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Polly Marie says:

    hahahahahaha wow. i would have never thought stumbling across thedirty.com and seeing myself on it would happen. DOOO WORK. gonna go slit my wrists now oink oink!!!

    Reply to Polly Marie
    • December 29, 2009 at 1:44 pm

      Cuhsandra says:

      You’re not ugly, or abnormal, all these commenters are just used to seeing c*ck whores with fake nails, fake tits, fake lips, the works. All these hater comments are from shock that this site strayed from the usual.

      Reply to Cuhsandra
  48. December 28, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    MCPHX says:

    What a baby doll.

    Only a forgy wouldn’t want a hottie like that hanging on his arm on the way to dinner

    Reply to MCPHX
  49. December 28, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Cammie says:

    Nik’s blonde phase is officially over.

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  50. December 28, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    You know me. says:

    Good job Nik. You made me proud.

    Reply to You know me.

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