She Doesn’t Suck, She Swallows!

December 3, 2009 Seattle 31

She doesn't suck , she swallows!

She doesn't suck , she swallows!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Maggie P*arson. She plays for the Seattle Mist & is a complete slut. She sucks a rod like most people blink their eyes… often. She had a boyfriend until I found out she was sleeping with two of the Mist coaches. She is still sleeping with the married one. She really believes she is the hottest thing going but doesn’t know about her odor or the fact that every guy she meets laughs at her… after the zip up. If you own a bar in Seattle and want a BJ all you have to do is buy from her liquor distributor. Man the Mist is making a good showing here. Crazy Man-like Jamie, C*ke wh*re Jenna, and Mags the hover mouth.

Well she has the whole football theme down right, those are some serious man shoulders.- nik