THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, 5:30AM at the Rock N Roll McDonald’s, only one of the Shomos lasted the entire night and can barely keep his head up, headphones and all. I also like the Marty McFly look…dork thinks he’s gonna drown.
When are these guys going to wake up and realize that even the jewish community is laughing at them. If you want to be a clown go join the circus Shomo… drugs will only take you so far in life.- nik
IS says:
There a story behind this?
to ISTimothy lewis- Chi-Town beats producer says:
i normally wouldn’t say this, but this is hilarious- the person who submitted this ended the post beautifully btw…well played
to Timothy lewis- Chi-Town beats producerWizzle... says:
are we supposed to know who this is???
to Wizzle...creep says:
Its totally creepy that your lame ass, at 530 am snaps random photos of strangers to submit to the dirty. F*cking loser
to creepAnonymous says:
this guy looks like he is 9 years old enjoying a happy meal. probably not legal to have underage people on the site…
to Anonymouslol says:
2 of the biggest dorks in the history of the Chicago nightlife scene.
to lolno says:
$100000000 syas he was at underground being a douche 30 min before this pic was taken
to noRandom says:
At least he’s eating…
to RandomCampCounselorBill says:
In 1988, I used to make Jon Landon wash my testicles late at night in the community shower when I was his camp counselor at Ojibwa. I am not proud of what I did, and do not consider myself gay. He was just so cute!
to CampCounselorBillno says:
wtf LOL!
to noaw sad says:
Saw this guy earlier in the night at Underground (which is slowly dying, btw) everyone went to Tempo for breakfast after, not McDonalds!
to aw sadno says:
“everyone”? Yeah everyone who couldnt score blow or get laid. loser
to noaw sad says:
im a girl, asshole, i get laid when i want, and nothing was happening at ug and im not a blow whore like your scores. loser.
to aw sadno says:
You sound fat
to noboom says:
shes probably about a duece and a half.
to boomaw sad says:
actually, there’s a far better chance that you’ve hit on me and i’ve turned you down
to aw sadAnonymous says:
there’s a better chance that you’ve hit on me and I’ve turned you down
to Anonymouswhatever says:
leave him alone.. those bros r so cute and little. . . and the girls love them.. that’s why you guys r hating… and i u’re a girl hating, u’re just jealous because they won’t let your skag @ss hang with them
to whateveryep says:
We hate them becuase they are cheap annoying d-bags. Not becuase they are in the friend zone with a bunch of bottle rats and assorted club trash.
to yepBRING IT says:
so some guys eating at 530am, so what?
get a f*cking life
to BRING ITBring it II says:
That isnt the point bring it
to Bring it IIboom says:
its already been broughten.
to boomMidge says:
Word is he was on the VIP list to get into the Rock and Roll McDonalds…..so he had that going for him
to MidgeDEEP4mayor says:
At first I thought they were stalker pictures of Nik..
to DEEP4mayorTSG says:
Did anyone take a picture of the loser taking the picture?
to TSGwhatup jo says:
These twins are losers so what does that say about the stroke that is sneaking pictures of him
to whatup joTSG says:
It says that some loser was strung out on coke knuckle deep in chicken nuggets and decided to take a picture of some other losers
to TSGrin tin tin cowboy says:
they should put shomo dolls in the happy meals! those things would sell like hotcakes! but they gotta be wearing there life jackets! im takin this to corporate!
to rin tin tin cowboy"Shome Alone" says:
OMG…hilarious!
to "Shome Alone""Shome Alone" says:
Nik, that is the funniest title ever! I love how the witty comments included that little Landon was eating a Happy Meal – simply hilarious
to "Shome Alone"shomo lova says:
Tempo for break fast yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa sooooo cooooooooool. Gimme a trashed late night rock n roll mcds any day of the week. The shomos are always there, they skip to the front of the line w their vip badges . …once I dumped my shamrock shake on a shomo bc I was sh!tf#cked and I thought he was a little fairy but thought he would look better as a little greeen fairy.
Fyi the shomos are like 36.
to shomo lovaOmg im phuckin crying idk even knw what a shomo this poor little m.f. Sitting there trying 2 enjoy his egg mcmuffin while someones spying u can tell he fells some one looking he just looks in the wrong direction HILL-LARRY-US says:
E.P.Joey
to Omg im phuckin crying idk even knw what a shomo this poor little m.f. Sitting there trying 2 enjoy his egg mcmuffin while someones spying u can tell he fells some one looking he just looks in the wrong direction HILL-LARRY-USOmg im phuckin crying idk what a shomo is even this poor little m.f. Sitting there trying 2 enjoy his egg mcmuffin while someones spying u can tell he fells some one looking he just looks in the wrong direction HILL-LARRY-US says:
E.P.Joey
to Omg im phuckin crying idk what a shomo is even this poor little m.f. Sitting there trying 2 enjoy his egg mcmuffin while someones spying u can tell he fells some one looking he just looks in the wrong direction HILL-LARRY-USwhatup jo says:
Do these chumps even have jobs
to whatup joShomos = Weiner Touching says:
I saw this guy get kicked out of a club for groping chicks. They had him by his collar. I bet him and his brother touch each other after shopping at baby gap.
to Shomos = Weiner TouchingLOLLLLLLLL says:
BABY GAP !!!!!!!!!!
to LOLLLLLLLLthey are VIPs at BAby GAp
TSG says:
Fact, these guys either still do or used to share a studio apartment with bunk beds. I am not talking about as kids, i am talking about within the last 2-3 years and possibly still do. funny shit
to TSGBEST TITLE *EVER* ON THE DIRTY says:
Had to come back and visit this little precious gem … yep, still extremely funny!
to BEST TITLE *EVER* ON THE DIRTYExClubDoor says:
LOL! its not creepy ppl. this dork eating alone is a cheap jew with a twin brother who go around the city annoying girls, doormen, bartenders, promot, etc…they wear 2 watches, 1 for chicago time and 1 for “New York,” which they never visit….f*cking douches. their daddy picks them up on saturdays and takes them shopping. 33 years old and daddy takes u shopping! lol! these guys are jokes! the only club that let’s these guys in our the jews @ the UG! give it up douche and keeping watching back to the future & stealing outfits!!!
to ExClubDoor