Slash’s Wife

December 19, 2009 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 257

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s shocking to me that Perla Hudson has not appeared on your website before. She is the wife of legendary guitarist SLASH (formerly of Gun’s n Roses). Perla looks like she’s tipping the scales at about 17- here. She is a former hooker and groupie turned wife and mother. She is an awful person. She is highly disliked by many of Slash’s friends, band mates and even his family. She’s nothing better than a common criminal. She is very large in size. (excuse me, but can’t you afford a trainer?) If you so desire to be in the public eye then you owe it to a public to look good. She is huge and fat and is always showing off her gigantic fake sagging breasts. She thinks she’ s the rockstar. She’s a raging alcoholic and tweets and facebooks about her daily binging and talks about her p*ssy on a public forum any change she gets. She constantly tries to “upstage’ her husband with trying to get all the attention. She tell anyone who will listen that she has a reality show in the works but it’s just a lie to fulfill some narsastic fantasy of hers. everywhere she goes and will Word is she rips of children’s charities and stiff people out of money. Word is it that she is so unstable that she went through 10 nannies in record time.

Nobody likes Slash’s wife, not even Slash… that is why he pulls trim on the side.- nik