THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s shocking to me that Perla Hudson has not appeared on your website before. She is the wife of legendary guitarist SLASH (formerly of Gun’s n Roses). Perla looks like she’s tipping the scales at about 17- here. She is a former hooker and groupie turned wife and mother. She is an awful person. She is highly disliked by many of Slash’s friends, band mates and even his family. She’s nothing better than a common criminal. She is very large in size. (excuse me, but can’t you afford a trainer?) If you so desire to be in the public eye then you owe it to a public to look good. She is huge and fat and is always showing off her gigantic fake sagging breasts. She thinks she’ s the rockstar. She’s a raging alcoholic and tweets and facebooks about her daily binging and talks about her p*ssy on a public forum any change she gets. She constantly tries to “upstage’ her husband with trying to get all the attention. She tell anyone who will listen that she has a reality show in the works but it’s just a lie to fulfill some narsastic fantasy of hers. everywhere she goes and will Word is she rips of children’s charities and stiff people out of money. Word is it that she is so unstable that she went through 10 nannies in record time.
Nobody likes Slash’s wife, not even Slash… that is why he pulls trim on the side.- nik
Anonymous says:
narsastic?? wow steals from childrens charities and a former hooker slash you da man
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
What a shock.
to AnonymousJabronie says:
Perla has always been nothing but kind to me. Not sure if it has anything to do with me working in the media.
to Jabronieunknown says:
in response to Jabronie the reason she is so nice is so people will think she is nice and people will like her. She likes attention and I believe that she must have black mailed slash into staying with her and renewing there vows. She needs to get off her high horse. She is not good looking I saw a picture where she had some kind of lingerie on with slash in the background playing guitar and she had some kind of thing covering her nipples that made me what to throw up there is also another pic where she is trying to get up and u can see her ass which looks like a 60yr old it was wrinkly..She is nothing but fake.
to unknownhELLO kITTY says:
No way..she is rude, jealous, and insecure. She has him by an incredibly short leash. poor Slash.
to hELLO kITTYdirty white boy says:
I seen Slash at a hotel a few weeks back Went to say Hi, Until these big guards said , ‘ don,t bother him,’ No problem no wonder he is a miserable f***.
to dirty white boywidebuffalo says:
Okay, so why did Slash marry her?! Moreso, why does he *stay* married to her?!
to widebuffaloone in a million says:
She is a nasty, ugly, snobby skank! She slept with Slash the night before his wedding to his 1st wife. Homewrecking groupie!
to one in a millionBeCe Babe says:
She’s obviously done (does) something right, he MARRIED her ass!
to BeCe BabeI says:
Rip her up all you want she’ll still be laughing at you all the way to the bank.
to Ijust a thought says:
having met her a few times, i can honestly say yes, she fits the bill of the typical rock star wife, but she’s also extremely nice. And here’s a question to the person that says she slept w/ slash before he got married to his first wife…. Why isn’t it HIS fault. He was the one getting married. Not her. And to the person that posted this. Please learn English.
to just a thoughtfits the bill says:
Fits the bill of a typical rock star wife? I don’t know of any other rockstar wives that are as disgusting as Perla. are you joking? she’s not ‘extremely nice’ Perla is a rude, controlling, selfish, mean person. She’s BAD people.
to fits the billJeff Beck says:
Slash is the best guitarist in rock and roll history. Period.
to Jeff BeckHollister says:
Slash looks like the kind of guy who would fall asleep during sex.
to HollisterChristina says:
LOL@Hollister! Noooooooooooooooooooo but hell, if i was as wasted as he was during some points in his life, I would be knocked out too! BUT, I would give it a try cause he is sooooooooooooo sexy to me! Mmmmhmmmm! I was barely underage when GNR came into their own with Appetite for Destruction but today… I am grown and I say today like I said back them: Go Slash
xoxo
to ChristinaLiberace's Bedazzled NutSack says:
Perla sucks a mean one!
to Liberace's Bedazzled NutSacktrue dat says:
I was working at a benefit dinner a few years ago where this delightful couple was supposed to be making an appearence. After being put up in a high-dollar hotel for the weekend and everything comped, they didn’t even show up at the charity event. They just stayed in the hotel the whole time and rang up a huge tab on room service and drinks. No shocker, but pretty lame of them to do.
to true datwtf says:
Heard this one. Wasn’t it in Phoenix ARizona? The charity brought them into town on a private jet that the charity paid for and Slash and Perla got into a fight and took a cab back to Los Angeles in the wee hours of the morning. Perla got into a fight with the pilot or something?. She was in the hotel parking lot at 3am trying it call 911 on herself because she was having an “anxiety attack”. Me thinks she was OVERDOSING ON DRUGS! Funny story though. Poor charity that paid to take them to Phoenix. Didn’t Perla try to stick the Cabfare, to the children’s charity, from Phoenix to LA – something like that?
to wtfsusan says:
‘lame’ is not a good word for a charity/benefit worker to use.
to susanuh huh. says:
okay then replace the word with criminal.
to uh huh.Anonymous says:
Pretty sure Slash sent this email in.
to AnonymousFargin Bastige says:
Who knew Slash chased chub.
to Fargin BastigeAnonymous says:
i totally agree! Her latest facebook post said she was gonna “roll” her tits off in vegas. classy with 2 kids at home!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
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to Anonymoustrue!! says:
anyone read her twiiter/facebook? her last tweek said she was going to “roll” her tits off in vegas this weekend at gaga. classy with 2 kids at home!
to true!!classy says:
Classy. you are so sarcastic, Funny. Some lowlifes like Perla think that you can buy class. Just a tip—- spending massive amounts of money (that your husband makes) on things does not give you class. Clothes, jewelery, cars, house -all these things don’t give you CLASS. The way you treat other people is how CLASS is measured.
to classyMotorboat Captain says:
It looks like Slash is going to be a father in a month or two.
to Motorboat CaptainMark in SA says:
I don’t know… he aint exactly the most attractive dude, himself! And, personally, I think shes kinda hot… and many millions definitely make her much hotter!
to Mark in SAugh says:
Ugh. i cant believe he called off the divorce… she probably blackmailed him
to ughAnonymous says:
why did he marry her? she blackmails him. she’s tried to kill him by poisoning him? he’s got no balls and low self esteem to stay with her.
to Anonymousthis one says.. says:
marry her? She blackmails him and poisons him. I heard she tried to kill him a couple of times. He’s got no balls. and no self esteem. Heard Perla stole his prized guitars a few years ago because she was mad that he went to charlie sheen’s party. Heard he NEVER recovered them and he won’t talk about it to anyone!!!
to this one says..right back at ya! says:
She’s realy bad alcoholic and tweeker her whole adult life. former lesbian hooker.
to right back at ya!100% Class says:
She’s disgusting. Former prostitute and groupie. Slash sure as hell did well for himself. Then again, he was a drug addict loser rocker. Big Deal. These people deserve each other. Gross.
to 100% Classthis one says- says:
Skanky, pig, predator. She blackmails him and has poisoned him a couple of times. He’s like a beaten househusband with no backbone at all. NO self esteem at all. He will even cover for her and her daily drug habits. Heard she stole a bunch of his valuable prized guitars a while back, and the guitars were never recovered, just cuz she was mad that he went to a party without her while she was on house arrest for being a pimp. (that she’s proud of) She will do anything to get on TV. What a pig she is!
to this one says-funny part of book says:
I read the book and thought it was funny when he addressed HER erratic behaviors due to getting addicted on DIET PILLS.
to funny part of bookDiet pill. ok? ya right? that’s funny. What next? She gives him a black eye and he says he “fell down the stairs.” or
She castrates him and he says he cut himself shaving or a lawn mower accident. JOKE. Slash, wake up. You have enough money to divorce her before she kills you! Heard your own mother hated her too.
Peeps knowing says:
She’s into sacrificing animals and doing strange things with their blood. Thinks it gives her power. Pays a “priest” thousands and thousands of dollars to show her how to do this ‘Santeria’ (sp) practices??? Admittedly worships satin. Then again, this all may be something to call attention to herself. She’s disgusting joke and SCANDALOUS and pretty proud of it I may add. And if you call her ‘fat’ she just talks about how confident she is like that is a good reason to be fat, because she is ‘confident’ and ‘empowered’. Whatever works for this over indulger! LMAO
to Peeps knowingShe bangs Hells Angels says:
This is really a trip because whoever submitted this is 100% correct and must know her,
to She bangs Hells Angelsi met her awhile ago, thru K pirelli(another hooker).The 3 of blew through a 8 ball in about 20 min, one night She was already married to slash,we then proceded to bang all night long,all 3 of us. she sucked a very good one ill tell you that , she also likes getting glazed…anyway the next day she filled my gas tank up with slash’s credit card and gave me a hummer in the gas station parking lot..Ha thats Perla for ya..i hope she see’s this
King Kong says says:
Everyone talks about what a great nice guy he is. Why does someone who is a great nice person stay with a horrible person like that? What is the reason? Doesn’t make any sense to me. Sounds like a marriage and divorce in rock n roll hell !
to King Kong saysNikIsADouche says:
I bet she and Slash have an “arrangement”. She gets to spend his millions any way she wants to, and he gets to f*ck any groupie he wants to. Maybe Tigger should have made the same arrangement with Elin.
to NikIsADoucheya think says:
they do have an arrangement. She gets to spend the money and she ALSO gets to f*uck any male/female she wants. Who wouldn’t want that arrangement.
to ya thinktheif says:
you know the saying goes that YOU TAKE A GIRL OUT OF THE STREET BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE STREET OUT OF THE GIRL. Didn’t she steal heidi fliess black book and rip off her hooker team a long long time ago? got busted for it too. no matter how much money she has she still the rip off artist.
to theifsmall world?? says:
She bangs Hells Angels: by any chance, would the K Pirelli u r talking about be the Kim that used 2 wrk 4 Sandy in FL???????????????
to small world??oh yes sir! says:
Probably is. She hangs out with a lot of call girls. Says she’s doing research for a book or tv show about a women who is secretly a madame and her husband doesn’t know about it… Hmmmmmmm…… i think he knows.
to oh yes sir!She bangs Hells Angels says:
its the same !
to She bangs Hells Angelsi wonder says:
I wonder when Miss Perlita is going to get thru’ her attraction to ‘badboys’?
to i wonderstraight street hustler says:
she’s a total theif…..
to straight street hustlerdrugs says:
Perla is the most fabulous liar of all time. Her poor kids!
to drugsgross!! says:
she has a new best friend every month. She’s is so gross! I have attended some of their parties at their new home. She is just a very vulgar person. She will open her legs for anyone. She has to be the center of attention at all times. If she isn’t then she will create a situation to make herself the center. Maybe she didn’t get enough attention in childhood. I don’t know. She also insinuates herself into every one of Slash’s business situations, right into the mix and f**ks it up. She thinks she the smartest one but really she’s nothing. No one wants to deal with her but the only reason they do is because she is married to Slash. If he were to dump her there would be a great celebration. Believe that!
to gross!!UNKOWN says:
I totally agree with you GROSS I can totally believe it, if Slash were to have the balls to go through with the divorce every woman that thinks he is hot would probably be lining up to get him into bed I know I would.
to UNKOWNAnonymous says:
Yeah she has a past…I know her and the BS here is just stuff someone wishes they knew. Looks like a lot of jealous b*tches.
to AnonymousReally? says:
Jealous of someone this evil?? Jealous is not the right word honey. There are a lot of disgusted bitches. Maybe that is more accurate. A LOT of peeps are disgusted by her. We have to pretend to like her because she’s Slash’s wife. Trust me…. no one can stand her. Or stomach her for that matter. Maybe she’ll just OD and die soon. If she doesn’t kill him first.
to Really?Golly gee says:
She belongs in prison. BELONGS there. Where she will end up eating p*ssy fulltime. Someone’s bitch!
to Golly geesia says:
Please , I worked for them for two years as an assistant. She is not a b*tch or rude she is actually very nice. I thought they were a very together couple Slash being the friendly guy. I think the criticism from others is nothing more than fantasy. How very sad people interject their own dejection on others.
to siaGolly gee says:
are you blind? deaf? or mute? or all the above? very nice???? Me thinks you’re a mute!
to Golly geeV is for Victory says:
You’re all a bunch of jealous idiots. I’ve known Perla for over 19 years, and she is kind, generous, fun, a good friend, a great mom and a loving wife. Do any of you who are bashing her actually know her personally? If not, then why don’t you STFU before you judge someone you don’t even know. Get a life and stop hating!!!
to V is for Victorymarie says:
If you know her can you say why they are getting divorced? I always liked them as a couple.
to marievictory says:
Divorced? Because she’s a raging alcoholic thief. All she cares about is money. Greedy woman. Very controlling. Stifles him. He is sober and works out hard. and works a lot. She sits on her fat ass shoveling bon bons into her mouth followed by gallons and gallons of vodka and champagne in front of her kids. She lives a double life.
to victorythat's funny! says:
you must have “worked” for her or with her. How much do call girls get paid hourly?
to that's funny!Just checking says:
Finally he filed for divorce AGAIN! good job slash! it’s about time you divorced that piece of trash. She will drag it all out for all the attention she can get no less. Predictable. I’m sure she will use every attempt to get her last 15 minutes in the spotlight. I hope she doesn’t end up killing him.
to Just checkingDIVORCED says:
Slash has finally gotten wise and divorced this NOOSE around his neck & career………..
Good riddance!
to DIVORCEDtweet tweet says:
Anyone know how she got him to get back together with her?
to tweet tweetHer twitter page is vile.
I like clocks says:
Yeah I have seen her twitter page actually, and yes it does make me want to vomit. She just WANTS everyone to know that she is Slash’s woman. And for gods sake, its great that you have massive boobs, but keep them together and upright. She needs to get them fixed. She’s like a walking fridge, with darn good legs.
to I like clocksApart from that she sounds like a pretty funny chick.
it's only rock n roll says:
hahaha you must know her. I hear she calls the media on herself and lets them know when and where she and slash will be so she can get her face on camera.
to it's only rock n roll