THE DIRTY ARMY: Here you go, Nik. The sorority girls’ moms. Fatter, manlier, and droopier than their daughters, not to mention the two in the middle look like they have dentures, the one in the pale blue has shoulders a linebacker would envy, and the one on the end is in desperate need of a face lift. For all of you that think the Missouri university sorority girls are so hot, here’s what they’ll look like in 20 years. So, would you, still?
The funny thing is these cougs probably sleep with more frat guys then their daughters.- nik
Dahlia says:
Newsflash, idiot, people age. These women are probably in their 40s or early 50s and they look great. What the hell are YOU going to look like in 25 years?
to DahliaRandom says:
I’d definately bang that coug on the left…
to Randombig daddy says:
me too!
to big daddyDirty Dog says:
1,3,2,4
to Dirty DogAnon says:
The one in blue’s boobs look like pecs and she’s got the manliest of man faces. Did Dad become Mom along the way?
1,never,2,3
to AnonThey look North County and St. Charles says:
Target clothes, overly tanned, and bad dye jobs. Bet they spend a lot of time baking cookies and washing the minivan. I’m also wondering are the two in the middle RR’s parents?
to They look North County and St. CharlesAnonymous says:
More tanned to leather women. Gag! The 2nd and 4th are so tanned they’re wrinkled up too. They also are the fattest. Gross!
to AnonymousMaybe, No, No, and NO says:
The two in the middle have thin, stringy hair. NOT attractive. That whole flat ironing thing makes it worse, IMO. The one in the blue looks like a tranny. The one on the end has HUGE cheeks? What is she, a squirrel?
to Maybe, No, No, and NOHa ha says:
I went to college with the one on the left. She is only 30. Not 40 or 50. Not so good now, huh?
to Ha haCougars??? says:
I happen to know 1,3 & 4. They are early to mid 30′s and look damn good! Is this the best you kids can do for a cougars picture?
to Cougars???You all must be pretty fucked up to have nothing better to do in your life then make comments about posted pictures of women that you do not even know. I feel sorry for you.
These woman are hot and if they saw you on the street, I doubt they would give you the time of day.
Cougars??? says:
I know 1, 3 & 4. They are in their early to mid 30′s and they look damn good. Is this the best cougar picture you kids could come up with. Come on!
Your comments say a lot about you. Do you have nothing better to do then sit around and make comments about women that you do not even know.
I bet if you ran into these hot ladies in the street they would not give you the time of day. I feel sorry for you guys. Dig a little deeper next time.
to Cougars???Anonymous says:
they’re 30? wow im so glad i dont look like that
to AnonymousGet a Life!!!!! says:
Anonymous, there is most likely a reason u call yourself that! Ha!!And I guess you are just perfect,right!! Post a pic so we can rate you! I know all of these YOUNG women except #2, and they are all very beautiful and succesful women. It’s funny what a picture can say…they are all the most healthy in shape women I now
to Get a Life!!!!!and none of them are a bit over weight! You people must not have anything better to do then to blog on this ignorant website! And you, Anonymous, why do you keep coming back to look at them???? Everyone keep looking and commenting while they continue to be succesful and you waste your lives sitting on the internet all day!
Riiiiight. says:
You’re a ‘friend’. 2,3, and 4 I’d run from if approached on the street by them. Dig a little deeper? If they are indeed in their 30′s then I’d say we’ve already hit the bottom of the barrel, my dear. The first one is the only one of this crowd that could possibly be close to the 30′s age range. Successful? At what? b*tching about ex-husbands, maxing out credit cards maybe? In my experience, successful women usually wear bras, have decent looking teeth, and have money to go to a salon for things like hair cuts, color, and styling along with waxing and maybe a make up session once in a while. The first one–probably. The others? Not a chance.
to Riiiiight.Anonymous says:
i sooo soooo agree with u, there is no way theyre 30, gotta be mis to late 40s
to AnonymousMarty says:
Who cares how old they are? Thay are sexy and very beautiful. I would their bf in a heartbeat.
to Marty