Straight From The Swamp
Posted in New Orleans | December 8th, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY:nik, I know how you love blondes Nik, so have I got a treat for you. Straight from the swamps of New Orleans.
Literally from the swamps. Well besides the obvious lack of +2′s, I’m pretty sure she is crazy. All I see in her cross eyed look is sheer insanity.- nik





eww says:
This THING is not cute…. wtf is up with that h0rrible underbite? Gross!
to ewwStrider says:
You can almost hear the banjos
to StriderAnonymous says:
that b!t(h is just str8 trashy. shes the easiest sl*t in louisiana.
to Anonymousand in the swamps? are yu crazy? wowww yeah yu deffinately have somethin. congrats sk@nk
GET REAL!! says:
OMG i think i need to throwup.
to GET REAL!!ewww says:
can you say birth-defects!!!
to ewwwgross says:
i would never get in a swamp!!! talk about parasites!!! :/
to gross............... says:
Gross!! Get out of that mucky water!! What is wrong with her?!
to ...............??? says:
this is so disgusting. who rolls around by the bank? soft rotten egg smellin mud. rotten egg pu**y now. lol. or maybe she’s used to the smell
to ???Ex Lax says:
gator bait
to Ex LaxThat Guy says:
There are no swamps IN New Orleans. They really aren’t even that close to N.O.
to That Guygeauxtigers says:
that was my first thought too!!!
to geauxtigersummm... says:
you are also a douche for agreeing with “that guy”
to ummm...Porno says:
I’m pretty sure the purpose of the post wasn’t whether swamps are in or near New Orleans. Just enjoy the hideous pic dude.
to Pornopink pwny says:
are you retarded guy… do u live in new orleans… we are surrounded by swamp douche… check a map tard
to pink pwnyCool White Guy says:
Dude do you even live in NOLA your a tard! Theres swamps on the WEST BANK and the EAST! Moron!
to Cool White GuyWho Dat! says:
Must be your woman !
to Who Dat!Captain Caveman!!!!!!! says:
Yes they are dummy, New Orleans is a swamp…
to Captain Caveman!!!!!!!ummm... says:
i love how people post stupid sh*t that they have no real inforamtion about. I, unlike you, live in New Orleans and ummm there are most definitely swamps. maybe they dont have swamps on Bourbon Street but Bourbon isnt the entire city. you are a douche!
to ummm...omg says:
who is this girl?? she has to be one of the grossest things ive seen yet. why in the world would she try to take modeling pics and who would take these of her?. hope she paid the photographer well.
to omghahahaha says:
this girl thought she was hot shit in high school. she is from destrehan. she looks like a man and has the body of a 12 year old. this is probably from the spill way
to hahahahanaww says:
lol this a pill popen wh*re nikk
to naww.... says:
looks like heidi montag on heroin
to ....Captain Caveman!!!!!!! says:
Bit@h looks like a french bulldog. Thats been feeding off the land
to Captain Caveman!!!!!!!D H S says:
HEATHER BERTAEU!! U UGLY STUPID RETARDED H0E! U KNOW ME & UR SLUTTY ASS CUZINS…NOBODY LIKES YALL H0EZ!
to D H Sbitches says:
you can burn in hell we love heather
to bitchesSo Funny says:
Wow!!! That’s definitely Heather …Randon Williams ex gf… lol
to So Funnydestrehans best says:
now why u gana put that man on blast like that
to destrehans bestAnonymous says:
y not??
to Anonymouseewww says:
poor thing! LOL
to eewwwyourmother says:
HAHAAHHAHAHA. The funny thing is.. she thinks she is like SUPER hot. When in all reality she nasty ass crack head.
to yourmotherOMG GROSS. says:
someone needs a whole face reconstructive surgery.
to OMG GROSS.Anonymous says:
OMG, this ho thinks she is hot shit, that is why she stalked her ex for 2 years when he was already in a relationship with a beautiful sweet girl! This chick ain’t nothing but a damn slut just like her fat azz cuzin!!!!!!
to Anonymousnasty says:
heather claims she is “in love” with this guy kevin but yet the nasty std givin hoe hooks up with other guys when she goes out and i know this bc i seen her at frat. hey u stupid b*tch ya boy is gonna leave ya a$$ when he gets out gretna and what ya gonna do? look at ya tat u got of his name above ur p*$$y and cry bc ur a dumb h*e that put a tat of some guys name on u or wait you gonna stalk him to?
to nastyAnonymous says:
Of course she will, because her azz so crazy she can’t keep a man!
to Anonymousnasty says:
my bad correction * i saw her*
to nastyAnonymous says:
all i have to say is: Is this b*tch serious???
to AnonymousSexy NOLA chick says:
YUCK!!!!! All I see is bones and barely skin… Not to mention the confused look on her face in the sec pic… I mean seriously, u can’t feel sexy rolling around the nasty swamps!
to Sexy NOLA chickMY EYESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
THEY BURNN!! LOL
to MY EYESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO says:
THIS B*TCH IS SO UGLY. IS SHE FOR REAL?
to LMFAOAnonymous says:
Hey even chicks with down syndrome can be models too. Its called equal opportunity for all. bwahahahahahaha!
This “thing” is disgusting. NEXT!
to Anonymouswtf? says:
is she serious??!! the expression on her face in the second picture had me laughing so hard i almost pissed myself…wow..good god that hoe is ugly.
to wtf?Anonymous says:
dustin feagley hooked up with this tranny
to Anonymousmrs. dianne says:
dustin feagley hooked up with this tranny
to mrs. dianneyoualreadyno says:
GROSSSS.THAT IS A NASTY BITCH.AND HER OLD MAN ANT GETIN OUT NO TIME SOON.GOD I CANT GET OVER HOW UGLY YOU ARE BITCH.DID YOUR MOM USE TO BEAT YOU IN THE FACE.
to youalreadynolol says:
is that kellie christopher?
to lolhahaha says:
I can’t believe this nasty h*e finally got on the dirty, its about f*king time. This girl is f*kin psycho. She’s f*ks with guys heads for fun, she even drove her ex to commit suicide. This girl is a disgrace to the human race. her whole family is f*ked up, their all on drugs and none of them finished high school. Her fat a$$ sister cheated on her husband all the time and now she’s living in a trailer park with her crack head boyfriend who beats the f*ck out of her. What a happy little family =)
to hahahadrew says:
I USED TO GO CRAWFISHIN THERE…NOT NO MORE. WATER GOT POLLUTED
to drewdat nigga man dude says:
i’d like to put my hover boat in that pond nam sayin?!
to dat nigga man dudeOK says:
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS GIRL A HAPPY MEAL!!!
to OKNastay says:
Tranny that definitely has that CAJUN COONASS FRENCH NOSE…SWAMP THANG!
to Nastaylol says:
i dont know this hoe but she is f*cking ugly even the gators wont eat her way too skinny ugly *ss lmfao
to lollol says:
even the gators wouldnt eat her lol
to lolw0w. l00k@y0u n0w says:
th!s g!rl !s grOss..shes add!cted t0 p!lls and even became a pr0st!tute f0r them. yeah s0me nasty m0tha f*ka pa!d t0 f*ck that. Heather y0u used t0 b such a g00d g!rl n0w all y0u R !s a bed h0pp!n p!ll p0ppin psyc0 b!tch JUST L!KE Y0UR M0MMY. ! h0pe y0u d!e a l0ng pa!nful death and all y0ur d!rty deeds get 0ut..y0u are s0 nasty. yuck. & f0r y0ur ex k!ll!n h!mself 0va y0u what was he th!nk!n? y0u d0nt have anyth!ng w0rth want!ng. y0u 0ne nasty b!tch brah that all ! can say.
to w0w. l00k@y0u n0wf*ck!ng gross! says:
this has got to be the sickest thing i have ever seen! how did she think that actually looked good! seriously she should sue her eye doctor!
to f*ck!ng gross!Anonymous says:
U ppl r giving Louisiana a terrible name. SMH. I’m ashamed
to AnonymousYeahItalksht says:
Ughhh..gross btch…looks like that guy of that movie Silence of the Lambs, “I would do me”…Gross, you have a horse’s face and the body of a starved horse!! so enjoy that btch!!
to YeahItalkshthihaters says:
All lies if yall if yall really know heather you would know NONE of this shit is true! she is beautiful yall are def HATERS get a life!
to hihaterswow says:
heather is sweet and beautiful
to wowDikinya says:
Lol. Swamp Thing. Lol
to Dikinya