Stupid Tiger Woods!
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Miami, The Dirty | December 3rd, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I almost think you would with Tiger’s wife. Gorgeous face, smokin bod. He can have this whenever he wants yet he plays around with nasty bottle rat vegas sloots? What the hell was his greg thinking?! Man he really is off his game.
Remember- the hotter they are they more psycho, bi-polar, insecure, delusional, patho and selfish they are.- nik





Dirty SD says:
So true Nik!! Haha You are Yoda, The hotter they are the more issues and baggage and insecurities and maintenance they have.
to Dirty SDPlaya Hata says:
Amen.. You show me a hot girl, ill show a guy who is sick of her SH$T
to Playa Hatadumbasses says:
You show me a hot girl, ill show you a guy who is sick of her shit. You show me a beat chick and ill show you PLENTY of men who dont want to hit that… Its all the same. They’re all crazy. Hot or Not I would much rather have a hot one than a beat one. Just train that hot bitch
to dumbassesTonyS says:
“Remember- the hotter they are they more psycho, bi-polar, insecure, delusional, patho and selfish they are.- nik”
And crazy in the rack. That’s a yes, right, Nik?
to TonySfantestical says:
just because she looks hot doesnt mean she’s any good in bed, unless all you want is a lifeless picture of a model to have sex ON instead of WITH. some of my hottest ex-gf’s were the worst in bed, omfg some hotties are awful, no skill in love and sex. But I am more likely to believe Tiger was hitting the hoes when his wife was pregnant and not happy to sex it up at all w/ him. pregnancy kills most peoples sexlife really fast.
to fantesticaltypical says:
he’s a black, rich athlete?? HELLLOOOO this is sooo typical. Not surprise here at all
to typicalGymini says:
Lesson learned assholes! DON’T have kids! they ruin everything!
to GyminiThe Guy says:
For every hot girl out there, there is at least one guy thats tired of bangin her…
to The Guyfrank says:
wow. we’ve never heard that one b4 kook.
to frankAnonymous says:
so true nik
to AnonymousBaba Ghanoush says:
Not. He was banging those chicks cause he’s “Tiger Focking Woods Y’all”
Nuff Said
to Baba GhanoushAnon says:
Let me break it down to the “hot” chicks out there that think there looks guarantee that no guy will ever cheat on them.
There are a million of you, you are not special.
When you are a billionaire, they really are a million of you.
So while you are there acting like a bitch to us and acting like you are the sh!t because of your looks, we are banging your friends, sisters or some other chick.
And by the way an 8 chick that is a demon in the sack is way better than a 10 chick that is a dead fish.
to AnonBilly says:
It’s so tiresome to read the posts about what a celebrity should or shouldn’t be doing with his greg. The fact of the matter is that you and I have no CLUE how good or horrendous their sex life is, nor how good or horrendous their marriage is.
to BillyHey Ref says:
remember, no matter how hot a girl is.. there is a guy that is tired of F’ing her!
to Hey RefNew York says:
A wise man once said…take the hottest models in the world and you will find one guy for each that’s bored of f*cking them.
to New YorkVERONICA says:
WOW….. SOME BIMBO JADED UR ASS !
to VERONICASUCH HOSTILITY….
truth says:
huh?…if u r speaking right now please be quiet.
to truthTank Jones says:
Here is the problem. She is hot, etc… But they are Married!!! Once you are married with kids, Tiger isn’t getting any. If a Tiger is hungry and there ain’t nothing to eat at home, then Tiger gotz to go hunting!!!
to Tank Jonestigertiger says:
I heard Tiger has changed his name… to Cheetah…lol
to tigertigertigertiger says:
I have had some fine women in my life but, I have messed around on all of them.
to tigertigerIt`s because they get boring after awhile just like any girl you get you got it, Done.
I want something new, Girls always look better when they are with someone else and once you get it, It gets old just like my first BMW it was nice but, I kept wanting to trade up…How far can you go a Maserati…A Lamborghini… the list goes on just like women.
Yes I am saying women are like cars there`s VW`s and then there`s Corvettes and on up, You guys know what I`m say`n.
Later f*gs
hottie without issues says:
Ok, so please tell us girls what we are supposed to do? Are we just supposed to expect all men to cheat, so we should cheat too to make sure we are ahead of the game? Or would being wild, creative and open-minded in the sack keep a man from cheating. Or… what?? U tell me??? What would keep a man from cheating on his HOT girlfriend provided she is also smart, independent and issue-less?
to hottie without issuesshooter mcgavin says:
A T M would keep me occupied for a little while
to shooter mcgavinDon't marry a man just for his money! says:
That chick wouldn’t have given Tiger Woods the time of day if he didn’t have a billion dollars! Don’t you think Tiger knows that?
Solution: Find a average nice guy with an average job and he’ll worship you forever. And when you inevitably lose your looks after you get pregnant or turn 30 or so, you’ll still be in his league as he’s growing more handsome/distinguished from age 20 to 40.
to Don't marry a man just for his money!Anonymous says:
not being a tool box douche bag. the trick is to not go for the douche bag. but that’s the problem cuz girls all want the same man, the “alpha male” the “leader”. so it’s kinda like much the rest of the animal kingdom. look at pretty much any large pack type mammal. 5%ish of the male population impregnates EVERY female of breeding age, lions, deer, wolves, the list goes on. with humans it get’s a bit more complex cuz booze kicks @$$ and intelligence and personality get thrown in the mix, but when it comes down to it pretty much every female wants (not necessarily gets) a dude that’s realistically represents that same 5ish%. that puts these men in a unique position now doesn’t it?
in other news men are trained to be non-supplicating and independent from a early age. and even with dating, it’s more often than not man leads woman follows. this is where some one is like: “ohh not with me, it’s different”. all i gotta say about that is: yea you, and it’s the exact same. who initiated contact? who laid out the plan for the 1st date and called to make it happen? who pay’s for most stuff or at least 1/2 of it? as the relationship progresses who’s the main planner? the answer is the man, in relationship after relationship. and if that is you then how are you going to change someone with a strong an independent sense of self not to mention a large ego to be supplicant and co-dependent? if you are never able to run with him then you’ll never get him to treat you as an equal.
or you could go against the grain and date some dude that hangs out at the library more than they hang out at the frat house. or the dude that works after hours instead of the marketing/advertising golden boy.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Have fun dying alone.
to AnonymousMike Hawk says:
I’ve gotta say Nik.. I’m normally on your side and will defend you against some of the nay-sayers and their comments on here. But the fact that you actually use “bipolar” as an adjective here? I resent that, and possibly because I’ve seen relatives/friends actually suffer from clinically diagnosed bipolar. Its sad to see, and its not pretty. It doesn’t discriminate either. Once you live with someone (or if you are someone) who has experienced the suffering that comes with bipolar, you’ll know its not a word that should just be tossed around like that.
to Mike HawkAnonymous says:
Very true Nik
to Anonymous420robot says:
there both prostitutes. they just have taken different paths to get the end that they want. congratulations to everyone in this situation but tiger…you must pay far out the @$$.
to 420robotblah says:
How many ways can you morons say “for every hot chick/someone tired of doing her” shit. It’s been said like 15 times in this post dipshits. You are NOT original…..
to blahdub says:
I need two things from a chick. 1. Hot and 2. Cool. Why is that so much harder than it sounds?
to dubAnonymous says:
Because for most hot chics their looks are all they have going for them and the world kissess their asses……but a little less each year. Hence the neurosis that they are slipping with alternating fits of egotism and depression. Super hot chics are inherently unstable because they have farther to fall. All you can really do is catch them like a wave and get the hell out of dodge when they self-destruct on your ass in one way or another and hope you are not married to one when she does. Don’t blame tiger he is clearly unhappy with that chic and I bet he never gets it at home anymore. Add a billlion dollars and fame to the equation and the outcome is inevitable.
to AnonymousAnon says:
Well said.
to AnonAnonymous says:
No matter how hot, sexy, and attractive woman is – somewhere, some guy is completely sick of her sh*t.
to AnonymousDude Bro says:
Submitted by a true chump, just because they’re married doesn’t mean he can get a piece whenever he wants, it’s usually the opposite. Plus, he get’s all kinds of trim thrown at him wherever he goes, it’s just a matter of time. Professional athletes should save themselves the time and money and just not get married until they’re washed up.
to Dude BroBlack Male says:
Sex with crazy chicks is AWESOME!!!!!
to Black Maleummm says:
i argee with blah half these posts are the same comment…. Soo i am trying to understand what everyone is saying here hot girls are bad in bed and bitchs… So whats left fat ugly bitchs yeah have fun in bed with that!
to ummmOne Girl's Opinion says:
Exactly. wtf?!!!
to One Girl's OpinionI think the whole “hot chicks are bad in bed and psycho” excuse is so ridiculous. That theory was obviously started by a man who could never get a hot chick so he has to justify sleeping w/ ugly girls. OR maybe an ugly chick started that theory so she can get laid from time to time.
Either way it is complete crap!!!!
mkay says:
agreed with nik.
to mkayCuba USA says:
This bitch has crazy eye syndrome. Hell yeah she beat him da f*k up.
to Cuba USAYou know Tiger is shit himself scared of her, not only is she wearing the pants, bitch probably makes him wear a skirt in the house. Esta vikinga esta mas loca quel carajo.
um says:
charlize theron who??? SHe’s gorgeous!
to umDavid says:
This N lovin piece of white trash got what she deserved,too bad he didn’t have her Nicole Simpsoned hiskind are famous for being trash no matter how much money they have.
to DavidCandyMan says:
I think Nik read that in Cosmo 20 yrs ago – it’s written for fat chicks to make themselves feel better. Hot chicks are too busy to read silly magazines.
to CandyManI’ll nail a hot chick with nice +2s who just lays there thinking about shopping for shoes. I’m still getting my gun off.
Aj says:
Everyone know women are nuts…b*tches be crazy! Why the hell would you get married and risk losing half the $$ you earned? If you want to play the field, dont get f*cking married….or at least find a woman that understands what the deal is and always will be
to Ajfantestical says:
because once you’ve played the field and are ready to settle down, marriage is awesome… just dont have second thoughts a few years down the road or when your wife is pregnant because then you’ll be like Tiger and end up a loser, a liar and a cheat.
to fantesticalamerican says:
totally agree nik especially the bi-polar part
to americanKingMarthaStewart says:
Damn she is smoking…..tiger woods is a MORON…
I hear his wife is gunna get 55 million if she stays with him 2 more years and 80 million if she stays 7 more…plus she just got 5 mil put into her bank account.
to KingMarthaStewartDman says:
This marriage is over. Woods is a piece of garbage. He is a liar and a cheat. He could win the Master 10 more times and he would still be a loser. You go around sticking your Greg into nasty Vegas and LA trash ? What a loser. Take the money in two years and run. No one would blame you.
to Dmanfantestical says:
I agree 100%. my wife would leave me in a heartbeat if I ever cheated and she found out. cant say I’d blame her and I’d leave her if she cheated on me. just thinking of her getting railed by some other dude, man I’d never be able to forget it, same for her thinking of me plowing another chick, cant get over that. Tiger is done, even if she stays with him it will be “for the kids” ya know? man he really sucks at life.
to fantesticalLongRod Von Hugendong says:
No matter how hot the girl is, there is a dude who is sick of her $hit.
to LongRod Von HugendongLongRod Von Hugendong says:
These words are all you need to know. No matter how hot she is, there is a dude out there that is sick of her shit.
to LongRod Von HugendongNewport girl says:
Sooo sad for her but I still believe in true love and I’ve seen it many times to know not everyone is like this. Shes beautiful and if you can’t be faithful, then men should LEAVE..
to Newport girl