The Book Is Ready For Tiger Woods


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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I thought these Tiger Woods props may be of interest to you.  They’re courtesy of Bodog, www.Bodog.com.

Will Tiger Woods publicly admit to having an affair by December 31st 2009?

Yes      +200

No         -260

Will Tiger Woods and his wife separate before December 31st 2009?

Yes       -150

No        +120

Will Tiger Woods leave his wife for Rachel Uchitel by December 31st 2010?

Yes      +500

No        -1000

(Tiger Woods must be separated or divorced from his wife then publicly admit to dating Rachel Uchitel for “Yes” to be graded as the winner)

Will Tiger Woods’ reported mistress Rachel Uchitel pose for Playboy by December 31st 2010?

Yes      +145

No         -175

The only easy money bet I see is YES +145 for Playboy.  The rest are sucker bets.- nik


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  1. December 1, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    frank says:

    nik what do u know about sucker bets? stick to being a 4 and a half foot tall midget of middle eastern descent who runs a crappy website.

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  2. December 1, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    TX says:

    easy money is no at +120 on he and his wife separating by Dec. 31, 2009. No way do they do that publicly during holidays… it will be delayed if it happens

    Reply to TX
    • December 1, 2009 at 7:18 pm

      CandyMan says:

      @TX, I agree. He’ll try counseling. Then in about 6 months when the itch has to be scratched (’cause you know he’s going to get a whole lot of nothin’ at home), their lawyers will hammer out a deal.

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      • December 2, 2009 at 1:58 am

        KingMarthaStewart says:

        yep I was just going to say it would be 6 months before they divorce…

        with all these girls coming out of the woodwork saying they screwed him too…I think he will be tarnished forever, just like Kobe.

        If his wife is smart she will stay married until the 10 year mark, then whatever prenup they had will be pretty much worthless because florida, like california, is a 50/50 state, and prenups are worthless after 10 years, thats why tom divorced nicole kidman after 9 and a half years of marriage.

        So tiger, were those girls GGGGGRRREEAAATTTTTT!!!!?
        ….I know your divorce wont be.

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  3. December 1, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    eagle 3 says:

    i knew that would end……cmon a pure white swedish girl like that

    Reply to eagle 3
  4. December 1, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    jtt63 says:

    i heard that tiger asked the florida police if he could take a mulligan on this one.

    Reply to jtt63
  5. December 1, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    J-dizzy says:

    Over/Under Nik will be bald by 2011? Even Money.

    Reply to J-dizzy
  6. December 1, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    so legit its ridic says:

    Just further proving my love for Bodog…….I have already placed my bets on this. Some real easy money picks here. :D

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  7. December 1, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    boatsnhoes says:

    Would Nik Richie tap Rachel Uchitel?
    YES: +500
    NO: -1000

    Reply to boatsnhoes
  8. December 1, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    EastWestcoaster says:

    DA, I saw Tiger and MJ (Michael Jordan) out at a club in Vegas together a few years ago when they were both being private. Theres no way you put those two together in a VIP, with security screening girls, and it turn out clean. I wish I was part of that group.

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  9. December 2, 2009 at 7:47 am

    the truth says:

    I saw Tiger walk into Pascuale’s in La Jolla with at least 3 really hot hos and head to a private dining area. Not sure if he was banging em, but I’m just saying. . .

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  10. December 2, 2009 at 8:43 am

    Ricky Bobby says:

    Should have took Bet #1. He’s already admitting it.

    Reply to Ricky Bobby
  11. December 2, 2009 at 10:26 am

    DJ AM's Crack Pipe says:

    bodog is the worst sportsbook on earth, run by dirty jews

    Reply to DJ AM's Crack Pipe

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