The Dirty Merlin Has Done It

I just wanted to congratulate Merlin… all that hard work of stalking, brainwashing, phone sex, naked texts and saying “I love you” to Nickel has paid off. He has officially conquered her with his EMO skills. Live long and prosper at Hot Topic Merlin.

I inserted pink names to save their relationship from creepers.









i still can’t figure out why nickel has ever been on this site. the world is full of unattractive girls mired in drama; plenty with better porn and drama than her, and even ones that are worth looking at!
She posted herself relentlessly. That’s how she ever got on this site.
Because the girl wants negative attention
Are you f*cking stupid
If you knew the girl she’s very anti attention
Very sweet and pretty girl leave her alone
nickel!
Nik do you have any friends left?
I’m still not buying the fact that Merlin is into chicks! Poor Nickel is just a beard now..
So Nickel is a Fag Hag.
Nice.
Hmm very interesting! My friend in Phoenix has been dating Merlin for several months. I warned against this because just look at him he is a wannabe EMO kid with a napoleon complex. Nickel you are an idiot for believing anything that comes out of his mouth! You are in Seattle and he lives in Phoenix do you honestly think that he is going to be faithful to you? Good luck!
WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL MAN IS GONNA BE IN THE RELATIONSHIP.. BET YOU HE IS GONNA TAKE IT IN THE BUTT..
Did she mean spindle? What is this daft bitch going on about.. WTF is a prindle?!
I would so hard to Merlin.
Spruns fan! Nice to have you back. Things just aren’t the same at the Dirty anymore. This is like the Dirty version 2.0. 1.0 was much better.
Its funny, they are perfect for each other- black and white photos to cover the ugly! one of a kind ;O)
the idea that merlin would even touch that thing that they refer to as “nickel” is moronic. He lives thousands of miles away from the troll and not to mention the fact that nickel is a nasty, whorish dirty celeb (which translates into a NOBODY). This post is a lie and it infuriates the rest of the world who knows the truth.
Team Nickel
dude i looked at your website, its so pathetic and boring. Really, get a life you albino freak
I forgot thedirty.com was still in biz..
Its not about originality. You Are an albino freak, so you are going to hear and see that insult a lot in your life. Just letting you know your blog sucks, and is retartedly boring and sad
ME AND MERLIN PLAY HIDE THE WORM IN EACH OTHERS BUTT.. WE PAINT OUR BUNGHOLES AND SEE HOW FAR WE CAN GO ON THE GO GO STICK.. UUUUGGH!!!
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES MY BUNGHOLE PULSATE WITH AROUSAL..
ahahahahhaahha