Tiger Woods Has Small Calves


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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Grubbs sassed back, “I said, ‘For someone who works out a lot, you sure have small calves!’” Woods didn’t take the ribbing well. “I remember him giving me the biggest death look. He told me he was very insecure about the size of his calves. He said, ‘I can’t grow calves.’ And I was like, ‘Okay, sorry!’… HEY TIGER ARE THOSE YOUR LEGS OR ARE YOU RIDING A CHICKEN?

Well… it is common knowledge that all Sexual Predators are insecure about their small body parts.- nik

[IMAGE:  Rick Dole/Mark Dadswell/Getty Images]

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  1. December 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    earl dukes mom says:

    earl duke has a small c*ck

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    • December 10, 2009 at 8:18 am

      earl duke says says:

      I can brag on my own di-k bitch but you whats your excuse .. you fag bringing up my di-k.. you will never see it fag ass! Its 13 incder bitch and any black man will tell your dumb ass thats nothing to a black man .. you LPW you.. go get a penile implant, because we all know you crackers are all about what you dont have! HA!!

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    • December 10, 2009 at 8:18 am

      earl duke says says:

      you just mad because all your nasty stanking ass white women are running to get all the black sex!! You ought to be glad i dont sex white women .. none of those nasty hoes will ever ride on this baseball bat!! now run and tell that you lil bitch!!!

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    • December 10, 2009 at 8:13 am

      earl duke says says:

      sorry bitch but its a huge one but your white ass will never no or see it so dont be jealous dog breath!!

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    • December 10, 2009 at 8:12 am

      earl duke says says:

      and your mama has a big pu–y!!I hear its like opening a window and fuc-ing the world!!

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    • December 9, 2009 at 4:40 pm

      for shizzle says:

      Why is he a ‘sexual predator?’ He banged a few other girls besides his wife…That doesn’t make him a sexual predator?

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  2. December 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    lol says:

    look at the shorts and shoes thats pic is from when he was a teenager.

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  3. December 9, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Sissygirl says:

    Maybe he should get +2′s in his calves

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  4. December 9, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    honkey says:

    That picture is 15 years old. I’ve noticed he has small calves but he has huge thighs…I’m mistress #3

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  5. December 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    monkey says:

    Nik, I’m surprised you posted this considering you have way smaller calves than tiger.

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  6. December 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    a w8lftr says says:

    All those chicken legged wimps say that. The fact is they just don’t work on the calves and then make up a bunch of excuses about it.

    Hey chicken legs: It’s no secret. Everybody knows you’re lying, and the real weightlifters have no respect for you.

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  7. December 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Its gonna be Ok Tiger says:

    Pnazi has tiny calves too. There is a name for it, it is called:

    Smallpnazicalveitis

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  8. December 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Viking Quest says:

    He needs +2′s like Johnny Drama. lol. That picture is from when Tiger was like 18. He doesn’t wear shorts anymore. Dude is jacked. Why do u think the ladies love him so much?

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  9. December 9, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Dnozz says:

    this pic is at least 15 years old for sure. gayest post ever just making things up

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  10. December 9, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    Tiger Woulds says:

    I guess he makes up for it in the d!ck though. According to the ladies he’s been banging they say he is truly black from the waist down. No joke.

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  11. December 10, 2009 at 1:18 am

    Mike Hunt says:

    Many bodybuilders have big, strong calves. But the truth is, some of the most athletic people; swimmers, runners, boxers, are very skinny, and have very lean body mass. In fact, almost ALL great boxers, with the exception of Tyson, have strong upper bodies, but chicken legs down below. Not saying Woods is a good fighter, but the boxer chicken leg thing is true. Big legs are a hindrance! Chicken legs prevail!

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  12. December 10, 2009 at 6:37 am

    keeping it real says:

    Who needs big calf muscles when you have a billion dollars?

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  13. December 10, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Big Pimpin says:

    you mean “did” have a Billion dollars?

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  14. December 10, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    This post is dumb... says:

    That pic was taken when he was 16… way before he was hittin the gym and gettin in shape. he’d kick all of our asses now. f*ckin terrible post.

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  15. December 10, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    Come Again says:

    Oh wow…Nik has resorted to commenting Tiger’s calves….Whats next his penis?? Nik would blow Tiger for the right amount without having to “decide!”

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  16. December 14, 2009 at 8:37 am

    Gaucho says:

    Thanks for wasting my time with a post about Tiger’s calves. Brilliant reporting you f*cking clown.

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  17. January 15, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    . says:

    and liverlips!

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