THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this muffin top, mac forcefield with shopping bags on blast. She claims she is “known” for her pink hair and facial piercings, but everyone knows her for your easy ten cent lay. I seen this fat ass out and always has a drink in each hand. One probably has a roofie in it cuz everyone knows shes easy but sometimes a bag just wont do it, unless you have a body bag in her case. lets not even start on her boyfriend Karl. Not only is he 1/10th the size of her (arm) but he is constantly cheating on her with 17 year old girls. (Remember the hot tub Karl?) The only reason he stays with her is because he can do whatever (or whoever) he wants and she will never leave him. Everyone knows hes just using you for your money. Sorry Ashley but your excessive tanning, and caking of makeup doesnt help you AT ALL. You look like a fat orange oompa Loompa with pink hair of course!
I heard her weight and skin color is normal for Chicago.- nik
gross says:
how many chins does she have?
to grossmuch says:
less than you
to muchBAHAHAHAHAHA says:
i went to high school with all these FAT Slobs….Ashley and Brittney really need to learn to lay off the late night fast food, and Christina your next in line sweetheart. oh and BTW ashley, karmas a HUGE b*tch, you f*cked me over in HS, and now you can get a little taste of your own medicine. BTW your boyfriend is amazing in bed…
we had tons of fun when your away at school 
cant wait till he gets home from boot camp….maybe he will lose the beer goggles and ditch your whale a*s…
to BAHAHAHAHAHAHaha says:
Not all of them are fat
to Hahas says:
did she kill a cheetah fat ass
to sLotusX says:
LOL She tried to Wear Cheetah Print, but bitch is so big it stretched out into Giraffe Print
to LotusX