THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this muffin top, mac forcefield with shopping bags on blast. She claims she is “known” for her pink hair and facial piercings, but everyone knows her for your easy ten cent lay. I seen this fat ass out and always has a drink in each hand. One probably has a roofie in it cuz everyone knows shes easy but sometimes a bag just wont do it, unless you have a body bag in her case. lets not even start on her boyfriend Karl. Not only is he 1/10th the size of her (arm) but he is constantly cheating on her with 17 year old girls. (Remember the hot tub Karl?) The only reason he stays with her is because he can do whatever (or whoever) he wants and she will never leave him. Everyone knows hes just using you for your money. Sorry Ashley but your excessive tanning, and caking of makeup doesnt help you AT ALL. You look like a fat orange oompa Loompa with pink hair of course!
I heard her weight and skin color is normal for Chicago.- nik
Mark38bttm says:
Give the girl a break — her BF is no prize catch
to Mark38bttmAnonymous says:
and its girls like this that make me wonder why i was ever worried about the little bit of baby weight i gained. LMAO
to AnonymousAnti-Douche says:
Chicago = Hopeless
to Anti-Douchenikrichisisafagg says:
fck u nik richie you dont know sht about chi town
to nikrichisisafaggAnonymous says:
holy shhhhht she’s terrifying
to Anonymouswidebuffalo says:
The first pic seems to define her life’s dilemma – two hands, one mouth.
to widebuffalowow says:
I think i just puked in my mouth….yup definetly did. Disgusting fat a*s B*tch. Spend some money on a gym membership instead of body paint
to wowEddie says:
You just puked in your mouth did you? Over a picture? Hows harden the F*ck up sound to you?
to EddieCeezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
So you’re e’fing this whale? How desperate are you?
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!ummmm says:
i thought pregneant girls werent supposed to drink?
to ummmmTeemer says:
Troff? Are you f*cking retarded?
to Teemerdurp says:
i just clicked on the remnants of a Slow News Day
to durpDave says:
WTF? Is that Tony Sopranos sis? FUGLY!
to DaveIpecac Kidd says:
WTF.. 200lb mess.
to Ipecac Kidddrake says:
looks like the BUTT Sisters i just threw up thinking about it guess iam not going fishing tomorrow.
to drakeEx Lax says:
buy one. get 500 lbs. free
to Ex LaxCrabtownUSA says:
I hear they put sorghum in with the corn to fatten their hogs like this. Time to cut that pig loose!!! SSSSSuuuuuEEEEEYYYY!!!!!
to CrabtownUSAIRISHMAN says:
That’s a chi-town ten!so-cal 1.32653219
to IRISHMANanonymous says:
so cal .000000019
to anonymouslol says:
.000000000000000000000000000001
to lolNathan Foya says:
Shes the bottom feeder, and theres lots at the bottom.
to Nathan Foyavagina pounder... says:
in college you would win money for hogging! thats one BIG BITCH!! HAHA fatty!! p.s where did they find a panaramic camera to fit her in the pic?
to vagina pounder...vagina pounder... says:
is that first pic from the afterhours at the weight watchers meeting?
to vagina pounder...JT Chicago says:
THIS IS NOT TRUE! Girls in Chicago weigh double this and are a lot paler 9 months out of the year. But she is just in time to start her New Years resolution and join Jenny Craig.
to JT ChicagoLOL says:
it must suck to know that when your away at school, hes out cheating on you because you suck so bad. Gross… i seen him out a few weeks ago trying to get all over this underage looking girl. HAHAHAHAHA
to LOLCeezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
Her man looks like he was touched by the fairy stick…
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!Anonymous says:
This fat b*tch needs a WII Fit for Christmas!!!
to Anonymous*:)* says:
That fat B*tch needs a Wii Fit for Christmas!!
to *:)*Danny says:
I dont kno why you girls are so jealous of this girl. looks like she has class unlike you
to DannyHAHAH says:
class? how so? and what is there to be jealous of? LOL
to HAHAH=) says:
I think shes hungry in the first picture.
to =)wow says:
what the happened to this girl
to wowmmm says:
really? leave Ashley alone. shes a sweet and awesome girl. doesnt deserve this bullshit at all. everyones just *jealoussssss.
haters hate onnnn
to mmmCeezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!HAHAH says:
jealous of what? her fat rolls? no thanks.
to HAHAHyoo says:
the only reason ppl talk shit is cause they are jealoussss. duh. otherwise theres no reason to say anything about her. never did shit to you.. not ever girl can weigh 100 lbs.. sorry ppl.
to yooyeahh.. says:
Actually everything. Obviously. or else you wouldn’t have done this. you have a lot of time on your hands and you must stalk her. Thats cute
Keep saying how she’s fat, I dont think so. You have NOTHING else to say except that she’s orange, and her boyfriend cheats on her. Look in the mirror.
A bag won’t do it? You’re seriously retarded. and a Roofie would mean she isn’t easy idiot
to yeahh..Ceezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
What do you mean she’s not fat? Did you look @ the pictures? You must be one of her fat friends… Don’t defend the obvious…
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!Fugly says:
GROSS! how do do you find her vag*na anyways? lift and pray for good aim?
to FuglyChordOnHoes says:
Hah! These chicks are from St Charles… Hiiiii Brittany Z on the far right! These lovely ladies are all over STC bars… which is why I stopped going. Ew!
to ChordOnHoes=) says:
These are clearly her fat friends defending one of their own. Maybe you all should make a date out of it and go get gastric bypass.
to =)HAHA says:
This girl is a HOE HOE HOE!!!! My friend housed this skank the first night we met up with her! She is such a SLOBBBBB!!! Back in the day she used to be DECENT at best!!! She got fake tits and then blimpppped out! She went to NIU and what a train wreck she was there too! She is the definition of sloppy ass skankbag!!
to HAHAAnonymous says:
hahaha you guys obviously don’t know this girl at all. Its funny how every thing that is being said has already been said about the beaver or her other animal friends that posted this. And everything points to One ugly D*YKE!
Ashley is and always has been better than you. Get over it already. But in the mean time, have fun on here cause she could honestly care less. MMMUUAAHHH Lovers : )
oh and try to get some new material, you seem to be using what has already been said about yourself from what I’ve read “Tranimal” Sucks that Ashley isn’t the only one who thinks you’re a piece of sh*t even tho you still blame her. Karma is a HUGE B*TCH THOUGH, just wait : )
to Anonymous=) says:
Again, one of her fat friends defending a fellow fatty. Whatever, its okay, just admit youre a whale.
to =)omg says:
snooky?? is that you? WHAT HAPPENED!? i thought you were fat on the show, but man you BALLLLOOOOONNNNEEEEDDD! sick! i wouldnt let you near my sh*t
to omgMike says:
holy f*ck i just looked up tranimal, that sh*t is disgusting. looks like she’s got a lot more issues than this chick
to Mikeugh says:
god i hate when fat chicks get an attitude and think they’re all that. this bitch is DEFINITELY a troff feeder- you’re kidding yourself if you think otherwise. go on a diet you annoying ho bag
to ughrandom person says:
Get hercules some slim fast and a scale.
to random persontranimal says:
sucks being jealous of someone who has everything you dont
to tranimalyuuuuck says:
CABBAGE PUSSY!!!!!!!! fat slob FIND SOME CLOTHES THAT FIT! your disgusting and suck at life
to yuuuucksuck me beautiful says:
ya’ll sum ugly fat b*tches who need to lay off the twinkie’s brittney especially. im high ;=}
to suck me beautifulsuck me beautiful says:
if u can afford boobies u should be able to afford lipo suction and a face transplant for ur ugly ass boyfriend u fat b*tch
to suck me beautifultony says:
nik-
I live in the Chi, and I can tell you this city is full of classy hot talent. Not like this wooly mammoth
to tonyDan says:
all i gotta say is tranimal is a helllll of a lot worse
to DanHarry says:
face transplant? are you f*cking stupid? if there’s a such thing why havent you invested in that?
to HarryLMFAO says:
i love how this Fat A$$ B*tch tries to put the attention elsewhere. everyone knows thats your defending yourself ashley. But nice try. Everyone and ANYTHING is better looking then you, stop trying to deny it. P.s. (Karma is a B*tch) and i have only just begun! SMOOCHES!!
to LMFAOSICK says:
Tranimal is NASTY AS HELL! Her friends must be ugly as sh*tt too for trying so hard. That Tranimal girl is sick and she has gonorrea?!!! that SUCKS LOL
to SICKHarry says:
i dont know if your referrin to me but my name is harry. this isnt ashley tranimal
to Harry