UCF Bombshell
Posted in Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida, Would You? | December 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittney, a college student at UCF. I think she’s your type. Would you?
Answer: Hell No… she is vile. Required- Nose job and lipo under the cheeks bones before I would even look at her.






Heather says:
What is with the one big eye look it is scary.
to HeatherNOLA says:
Normally I agree 110% withyour decisions but this one is actually pretty. She’d be close to perfect if she had blue eyes.
to NOLAIdiot says:
Cheek bones Nik, you really are braindead.
to IdiotBupster says:
I would drill the ish outta her pootie, then visine on her nose…..
to BupsterRandom says:
You don’t “visine” a chick on her nose… To “visine” a chick, it requires nutting in her eyes. Like putting in visine. Get it, dumbass?
to RandomFred Farkel says:
Uh… Vile???
to Fred FarkelDirty Hater says:
Nik- You are as bad as all of the douches that you blast on this site. Come out of the closet already and join teams with Perez.
(I love how someone puts you on blast and you take it down from your site. I hate having to post over and over.)
to Dirty Hatertrue story says:
she looks obnoxious
to true storyElizabeth says:
Whatever Nik she is totally gorgeous. Mind you I think it’s more of a compliment when you pick on these beautiful girls. It shows your need to bring them down to your level. It can get pretty lonely down there.
to ElizabethAnonymous Pacifist says:
She is very pretty and she’s not obnoxious – a reliable source told me so.
to Anonymous PacifistJohnny Rotten says:
She looks like the poor man’s Maryse Ouellette of WWE fame.
to Johnny Rotteneric says:
they still wrestle?u know its fake right???haha f*ckin f8ggot
to ericGross says:
Holy crap, what is going on with her stretched out earlobe? Is she 80? Quit wearing heavy crap like that on your ears, it’s nasty.
to GrossAnonymous says:
She will need botox very soon! This is what Dog the bounty hunters wife looked like back in the day!
to Anonymousanonymous says:
shed be average looking if not for all the makeup and fake eyelashes.. i understand wearing eyelashes for a special event or something but girls like that who just wear them everyday are a walking false advertisement.
to anonymousJohn Stockton says:
yea I would, she’s pretty!
I dig her, most def dating material. but who knows, until her personality unleashes I wouldn’t know.
to John Stocktonwhats good says:
i’m pretty sure nik is gay…
to whats goodAnonymous says:
brittney is naturally beautiful! ive known her since 10 grade and shes always been gorgeous!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I know her! She’s actually very pretty and very sweet!
to Anonymoushere we go says:
She looks hotter in her recent DUI picture.
to here we goJ-sizzle says:
Nik, your semi-right: Ive bartended downtown for the last 4 years and for the typical fake blonde thing I dig her and her body. But thats half the story with the girls in wh*re-lando, cause most of them are F*&%ed up and “date” guys for wrong reasons. SInce I’ve been here I always used to see her with this dude my roommate chills with and hes actually a cool ass kid, and could slay whatever he wants. But then I would always see her out creepin on some different dude all the time. now i see her with some guy that looks like hes 40 already, but someone told me hes a douche freshman…if you want a girl like these orlandowh*res you might as well go and live in miami where you know its all for contstant attention and a free ride….lol hey Id still do her.
to J-sizzlehahha says:
she has the jungle fever…having sex with dwight howard..she def has stds
to hahhaJessica B. says:
She is super gorgeous and very very sweet!
to Jessica B.stupid people says:
you people on here are funny, dumb as hell , but funny
to stupid peopleChange it up says:
Nik- You look like Riki Rachtman in ur photo. Sweet Guns n Roses shirt u fucking Queen
to Change it upAnonymous says:
I worked with her-shes very nice, sweet AND gorgeous! Whomever thinks the opposite is an IDIOT!
to Anonymous