What Should We Name Her Nik


A new creature for NIK!

A new creature for NIK!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do we start??? This is michelle  and she is ready to begin her career as a dirty celeb dontcha think? Weighs a good 80 pounds with more makeup and weave then any 18 year old sloot ive seen in michigan. She got some duis and seems braindead, what should we like omg call her??? hehe luv the tats too omg and the bff just gross.

I don’t think she is Dirty Celeb material… she is not orange enough.  Honestly if I was her I would use some of her make up skills to color in those chickens on her chest.- nik


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  1. December 18, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Bunny Poop says:

    How about ORANGYNA?

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  2. December 18, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    TheDirtyD says:

    Syracuse Orange Shim… I decided

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  3. December 18, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Coins says:

    LOL @ Avatar!

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  4. December 18, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    CrabtownUSA says:

    buffalo wings

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  5. December 18, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    puzzled says:

    i agree with Oompa Loompa

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  6. December 18, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    aj says:

    dirt ball…because it looks like her skin has been pasted with dirt.

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  7. December 19, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Nik Richey's Anal Wart says:

    Call her “Livestrong”… she’s a guaranteed future skin cancer patient

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  8. December 19, 2009 at 10:16 am

    1BD says:

    orange chicken

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  9. December 19, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    JC says:

    Burnt Chicken

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  10. December 31, 2009 at 9:22 am

    Say somethin' says:

    Sam Cassell, shes dark and has an alien head

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  11. January 23, 2010 at 8:25 am

    just new says:

    not sure if this has been suggested yet but just plain:
    “KFC”
    covers the bird tats, lips and the legs

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