THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do we start??? This is michelle and she is ready to begin her career as a dirty celeb dontcha think? Weighs a good 80 pounds with more makeup and weave then any 18 year old sloot ive seen in michigan. She got some duis and seems braindead, what should we like omg call her??? hehe luv the tats too omg and the bff just gross.
I don’t think she is Dirty Celeb material… she is not orange enough. Honestly if I was her I would use some of her make up skills to color in those chickens on her chest.- nik
1BD says:
Thats the name Chicken Chest!
to 1BDchris says:
does anyone else agree with me or is it just me? but doesn’t this chick look like a tranny? like for real….
to chrisCuba USA says:
Nik, please explain to your army that not just any skank can be a dirty-celeb. If all it took was skanky looks and behavior than almost any hoe could be a celeb. They don’t understand dirty celebs are not mere hoes, they are uberhoes. Hoes of such magnitude that they scare young children, and sensitive men. They have to be beyond the average. They should be attractive in a skaky way, ugly and skanky is a double negative and will not cut it. (ex. see Jersey shore) Secondly ugly tats are just ugly tats. Plus are those noodle fajitas I smell?
to Cuba USAevs says:
Right on the money… except the part where they have to be attractive in a skanky way. Because there sure are a couple dirty celebs that are not bangable in the least.
to evsS. Berlusconi says:
Lets name her “Black Bird”…..
to S. Berlusconidenver thuggets says:
lets name her rudolf be cause im pretty sure santas sleigh could use that nast mole on her nose to guide his sleigh next week… just sayin
to denver thuggetsHey Ref says:
Chickens on her chest… Nik, you are F’ing funny my man!
to Hey Refseigfreid of roid says:
bird droppings.
to seigfreid of roidCuba USA says:
“couple dirty celebs that are not bangable in the least”
touche’
to Cuba USAThe Judge says:
She looks like transvestite. I’d call her Tranny
to The Judgesabrina says:
Why is this filed under Michigan State? There is no way this skank is a Spartan. She looks like a spent tranny.
to sabrinaNoodles123 says:
Horrible tats….Like a bagillon people have those starting I think with that guy from SugarRay
to Noodles123PIIHB says:
I’ll wreck that noodle on the right!
to PIIHBtroll*hater says:
What is it?
to troll*haterUmm says:
Burnt bacon + the crow = burnt crow
to Ummbeantown says:
haha
to beantownFargin Bastige says:
She looks French to me, so I’d go with “Oiseau” or the phonetic “Wahzoe”.
to Fargin BastigeD says:
I say we call her Flat Top.
to DDahlia says:
Neon Peon?
to DahliaEd Smelty says:
I’d call her the “Black Eyed Peabrain”
to Ed SmeltyC'est la vie says:
nooo way nooooo way!!!! i know this chick ahahah!!!the first time i saw her with all her make up and fake hair, fake tan and the gross oompa loompa donkey hair my only thought was: “How will she look when she’s 60??and who the f*ck will marry her??”
to C'est la vieCeezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
Picasso comes to mind…
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!widebuffalo says:
I take it this girl goes out in public looking like that and thinks she is attractive. I am afraid I would laugh in her face.
I like “Chicken Chest.”
to widebuffaloCandyMan says:
Is the name Trainwreck taken yet? The only guy who would want her would be her meth dealer.
to CandyManAZSweetness says:
Those look like swallows, like an attempted Navy tatt.
to AZSweetnessHer name should be “Swallows”.
Fartin' Gary says:
She looks more like a Used, Brown & Orange Q-tip to me.
to Fartin' Garykk says:
omg! WWWhooooooooorrrible!! =D
to kknick says:
I couldn’t tell if the top one was Michael Jackson or not???
to nickHER NAME IS says:
SCARY CANARY
to HER NAME ISJustin says:
See told you Michael was still alive……
to Justinjelly says:
Michelle and damee LOL these 2 morons are right where they belong but there are worse photos to be found so the rest of da can see the mac forcefield more! Yah it is so clowny in person so clowny
to jellyshady says:
POUNDCAKE
to shadyRbees says:
This chick is a fake as they come… She went to my high school… And now that she goes out in GR she think she’s some hot ass chick… When in reality if u look at her myspace or fb 95% of her pictures a Photoshoped to hell… Not like it would help anyway… All I have to say is tranny!
to RbeesMack says:
this slut is from GR and f*cked spider sides
to Macknutshanglow says:
god i love noodles…i have noodle fever whats her name?
to nutshanglowG$ says:
….since she’s from Michigan she’s definitely a “Doo-Doo bird”
to G$Anonymous says:
I say her name should be Kung Pao as in kung pao chicken
to AnonymousAzz says:
Kung Pao
to AzzBubba says:
Elvira!
to Bubbajess says:
swallows
to jessMax says:
C*ck Fight
to Maxpoor thing! says:
clumps
to poor thing!Jess22 says:
“Orange Chicken” Bam! That’s it!
to Jess22JonD. says:
Dude that is perfect!!!!!!!!!!! NIK, YOU GOTTA GO WITH THIS ONE! EVERYTHING ELSE IS LAME!
to JonD.Jess22 says:
I mean look at that hair/tan line on that creamsicle colored forehead. She may actually look like a chick if she were white. I mean that in no racial sense whatsoever. B*tch is orange! And what in the hell was she thinking with the “chicken/ swallows” above her “boobs”? She’s hopeless. Surgery can’t fix this dude.
to Jess22greenthumb says:
Orange Glo
to greenthumbyech says:
Flight of Fancy
to yechShawn says:
Avatar
to Shawnphileblunt says:
Joker
to philebluntRF says:
RU Paul
to RFMan says:
OOmpa LOOmpa! gotta be.
to Manargh says:
Metallica
to arghtheboz says:
#16 – Orange Chicken
to thebozJB says:
PANDA EXPRESS!!!
to JBwtf ever! says:
call her what her face looks: SKAMA (skank/scam+grandma face)
to wtf ever!