Would You With Hedi Cortez
Posted in Las Vegas, Reno, The Dirty | December 10th, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with Hedi Cortez I don’t know why she is famous but I guess she is a bikini model and owns a tanning salon in Reno but she is kinda hot would you?
Answer: No, I met her once and I almost got sucked into her REFUND Gap. She tries so hard to push them together, but the bags hate each other.





Jett says:
I’ve been reading Nik’s “No”s to the question “Would You”, and I think Nik should have a section “I have”.
I’m really confused….You’d think he was God’s gift, the way he says no all the time.
If given the chance with 1/8 of these chicks and he wouldn’t – he’s a fag.
to JettCanadianChick says:
Why on earth do you give a rat’s ass who Nik is attracted to?
It’s not like being extremely picky means anything. The dude just likes what he likes, it doesn’t mean he thinks he’s special.
However, by being so picky, and by being such a dick about it, I bet that makes women want him to want them. I bet his reputation for being hard to please makes women want him a hell of a lot more than if he told every girl she was beautiful.
Good strategy. Think about it.
-CC
to CanadianChick0o0 says:
I agree with Nik on this one because she is fugly in the face. She’s the dumb biatch from that lame ass show “sunset tan”. Google her. She’s got fugged up teeth and she’s beat all around.
to 0o0CanadianChick says:
That is the strangest pose.
I’m kind of entranced by how ridiculous that face-in-bed pose is.
Guys…is that hot?
Seriously, I want to know if I’m the only person that that looks awkward to.
-CC
to CanadianChickspurs sucks says:
Its ridiculously effing hot
to spurs sucksLEASUREMAN says:
TOTALLY HOT!!
to LEASUREMANCanadianChick says:
Good to know.
Thanks guys.
to CanadianChickFred Farkel says:
That position is called “SNOW PLOWING”.
to Fred Farkelflip it, smack it... says:
it is waaay hot! having a girl all arched back like that means she just wants you to go long and deep…flip it, smack it…yaa baby!
to flip it, smack it...Mr.Peanut says:
Awkward and ridiculous it might be if you’re looking at it objectively but it’s also ridiculously hot! Added to which the sexy underwear and the slutty face? I’m DONE!
to Mr.Peanutfor shizzle says:
Of Course its hot……DUH. Really…….? lol
to for shizzleCanadianChick says:
DUH, I’m a chick. Really. lol
to CanadianChickPIIHB says:
Yes, that’s smokin hot. She’s ready/begging for insertion.
to PIIHBMick Ferrari says:
Just try it.
to Mick FerrariKEdge2k says:
Second pic is hot, I’d pound it
to KEdge2kOU812 says:
TURN OFF THAT BS AD with VOLUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to OU812KAY SLAY says:
NIK you are seriously gay. I usually agree with you and find it comical but this biotch is on point. Step your game up fag
to KAY SLAYvaporware says:
Oh cool! Can I borrow her? I have no place to park my bike when I go to class and, well……
to vaporwareBupster says:
I would go to town on that A$$! Yummy!
to BupsterDman says:
Yuk…. I have never been THAT drunk.
to Dmanthe who says:
I would cortez her bunhole
to the whoMr. Hankey says:
I would f*ck her in the poop chute and make her squeal like a piggy
to Mr. HankeyChrissy says:
normally I would say YOU need therapy .. but if she poses like this maybe SHE needs the therapy….. but it probably wouldn’t hurt you either.
to ChrissyCeezee!! says:
Guessing you got poked in the ol’ brown eye @ one point or another… It’s not for everybody…
to Ceezee!!FU-Q says:
Big ass=big turds…..lol
to FU-QThe Fashionista says:
That pose is ORIGINALLY done by Adriana Lima which she copied.
Gahhh. Stupid wannabe models. At least be original.
to The Fashionistayou're no fashionista says:
And posing like a wh*re is something to be proud of? stfu
to you're no fashionistaThe Fashionista says:
She’s a supermodel who posed like that for a mens magazine. If you knew anything about the fashion modeling industry you would know that some models pose “sexually” for mens magazines. You Idiot.
to The Fashionistayou're no fashionista says:
You wish you could look as hot as the woman above. Jealous sk*nk.
to you're no fashionistayou're no fashionista says:
I don’t care about the fashion modeling industry because I have a life. Want a f*cking cookie for knowing that little fact? stupid skank.
to you're no fashionistaCome Again says:
Nik forget photoshop-your the liar………final verdict!
to Come Again4174552 says:
i would love to…….. just like in the second pic lol
to 4174552seigfreid of roid says:
Your site is going down. Boring!!!
to seigfreid of roidOne Girl's Opinion says:
She looks old.
to One Girl's OpinionPFC Grimenfilth says:
I’d mount her and leave an enormous deposit deep inside
to PFC Grimenfilthjasper says:
no doubt about the refund gap…. google image her with out “safe search” you’ll see!
to jasperFirst Of All.. says:
She USED to own a tanning salon in Reno. It went out of business.As soon as she wasnt a stripper with a sugar daddy to finance it she couldn’t handle owning a business. So now she’s just an ex-reality TV “star” with a failed tanning salon. She raves about this bestseller she wrote, but it’s about as bad as her CD where she just moans the whole time. However, she still thinks shes this major celeb, she even went as far as to say that she was a “household name”. Too bad none of the households in Reno knew her name. Shes also dumb as rocks. Oh and she is old. With a kid.
to First Of All..Second of all... says:
Bitter, party of one, your table is ready.
You know an awful lot about her considering youre such a hater. Possible that she hooked up with your man? Yeah, I think so. And since Nik’s opinion seems to mean so much, even though he’s just every average club douche you’ve ever seen, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Nik would, and he’s telling lies.
to Second of all...another RENO TRASH says:
ANOTHER STRIPPER TURNED MODEL …….NEXT SHE’LL ONE OF SERVIDIO’S WH*RES AT THE MENS CLLUB!
to another RENO TRASHEli says:
Rumor around Reno was that Peyton Manning use to come see her sometimes.
to EliSean says:
She’s hot. I saw Jesse De Moaner / Hedi Cortez on Howard Stern and she looked great. She’s probably a transformer girl without the makeup but at least it wasn’t super airbrushed because of it being a low quality cable TV show with probably no post production.
to Seanfunny says:
she did hook up with my man.. before we were together.. he said it was like throwing a hot dog down a bowling ally. I went to her tanning salon a few times, it was cute with nice girls but the beds were ghetto and I got nooo results! I thought it would be really nice with all the hype about it being on “E!” and what not.
to funnyT ti says:
Heard she’s got the herps
to T tiAnonymous says:
Hell yeah I would!!!!! I’m no faggot
to Anonymous