THE DIRTY ARMY: Nikolas haha, I saw one pic of this girl and thought she was absolutely a 10. I know shes not the blonde you like but wow dude, she looks amazing…..so nik, yay or nay??
Answer: No, she looks retarded in the eyes. I don’t bang retards.
krazy k says:
looks good to me yummy…..
to krazy kLBreezy says:
BOMB!!
to LBreezyFu manchu says:
This chicks name his Heather my buddy banged this chick out when she lived in cincy. Cool chick though and apparently a monster in bed.
to Fu manchuJKM says:
The dark makes anyone look like a 10.
to JKMAnonymous says:
wow how did she get on the dirty in a diff state she is from cincy
to Anonymousnic's a joke says:
Another a–hole response by the world’s number one retard.
to nic's a jokeBackwoods says:
You would have drummed up more commentary by adding “unless they’re under 18″, but going the “retard” angle ain’t bad… (got me
)
to Backwoodsme says:
she needs a sandwich.
to mejjbc says:
thats a easy no for you, you couldn’t get her if you wanted.
to jjbcAj says:
the eyes are a little suspect….but i would get over it! She is smoking hot!!!
to AjPIIHB says:
We need better (nude) pics for a fair evaluation….I’d still break it off in her pooper, though.
to PIIHBwhat2be says:
she has that fake chipmonk face look.
to what2beIMHO says:
Definite bang…
to IMHObrutal poodle says:
Thats brutal Nik!
to brutal poodlelushy says:
you don’t bang retards but you admit to banging aubrey o’day? hmmmm those two seem to go hand in hand if you ask me
to lushyDman says:
Here kitty kitty….. step to the side I’ll take her !!!
to DmanJo Jo Dancer, your life is calling says:
I just spit my,er, coffee all over the room laughing!!! lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
to Jo Jo Dancer, your life is callingTeemer says:
Average
to Teemerjames says:
i smell ramen
to jamespeachy says:
so?
to peachypeachy says:
She’s a hell of a lot prettier than anything you’ll probably ever get.
to peachy20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
SURE IF YOU GO OVER TO THAILAND TO THE BROTHELS OVER THERE..WE ALL KNOW THIS IS A NOODLE IN DRAG!!
to 20K-MILLIONAIRECeezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
wow, you’re really gay if you wouldnt hit this. How far can you swallow the sword?
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!nola boy says:
nik is a fag. only a fag would say no to this 10!!
to nola boyDenver's Crappiest says:
Agreed! Nike LOVES the BOY Time, ergo he is not attracted to this beautiful woman!
When the Dirty starts to die (which will happen someday) Nik will come out of the closet. Until then, he will continue to criticize beautiful women (and some ugly ones) to hide his sexuality.
to Denver's Crappiestjay says:
she does like she rode the small bus to school deedeeedeee
to jaySac says:
nfl cheerleader type. It’s a yes for me.
to SacAnonymous says:
Heather used to live in Cincinnati, then moved out to LA. I have no clue why she is in the Scottddale section. She is smokin hot, and cool as hell. Oh yeah…the boobs are about 3 years old too. Unreal nice all around.
to AnonymousOnly Me? says:
Is it only me or does she look like Audrina from The Hills?
to Only Me?CanadianChick says:
I initially thought it was Audrina.
to CanadianChickReally says:
So did I! She’s really cute though.
to Reallyobvious says:
Her legs are too skinny too.
to obviousno bueno
Anonymous says:
WHAT IS SHE LOOKING AT??? SHES SO COCKEYED THAT A DEF. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
to AnonymousIP says:
No one is a ten. There is no perfect girl.
to IPyeeeah says:
self submission…. totally written by a girl
to yeeeahIpecac Kidd says:
Did even notice she had eyes.
to Ipecac KiddIpecac Kidd says:
Didn’t even notice she had eyes.
to Ipecac KiddNik Wishes says:
hahaha If this girl is a retard, then Nik cant even get it from retards apparently because this girl is BEAUTIFUL and he wouldnt ever stand a chance.
she’s on a megan fox sexy level,
he’s more of a, kirsten dunst, Crazy/Beautiful, trashy girl chaser.
to Nik WishesAnonymous says:
noodles.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
her name is heather o*ens she is from cincinnati and she lives in la now. she is half asian (korean to be exact) and no she is not a monster in bed, she cries if the d*ck is too big
to AnonymousUr MOM says:
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
to Ur MOMSanit Michael says:
Kinda looks like one of those trannys
to Sanit Michaelanon. says:
noodles. that is all.
to anon.AB45 says:
racist. that is all.
to AB45drake says:
i would take her camping fishing looks like the outdoor type YES I WOULD BELEVE ME her eyes dont make her look retarded.
to drakeAnonymous says:
her eyes look like that because she is asian, from cincy now living in LA
to AnonymousTJ says:
I’d love to introduce her to my purple crayon.
to TJJT Chicago says:
Nik, calling her a retard is just wrong. I believe you mean to say she is T O D- definitely a touch of downs. That is completely different from being a retard. You are slipping.
to JT Chicagobilly bob says:
she fookin hottttt
to billy bobNom nom nom says:
By law I’d be required to f*ck this chick silly! ramen, low mein, sashimi or not!
to Nom nom nomSam says:
From this photo I would say she’s attractive. She has a really nice body.
to SamBridget says:
Nic, I just wonder how you would feel if someone talked about your mom like that… or your daughter in a few years….. Quite honestly, you are shallow and stupid…. I know you will take this down, because you can’t take any criticism, but you are a waste of air, as are most of your readers.
to Bridgetwhy says:
waste your time on here then
to whyjust do it says:
this chick is bomb if u think she ugly id love to see the busties u guys bring home
to just do itChriz Payne says:
Luv this chicka!
Total sweetheart!
to Chriz PayneYaya says:
Nik don’t bang retards, I reckon Nik don’t bang anything at all!
to YayaSejanus says:
I often wonder how many of these women you turn down would even givew you the time of day…fact is they would look and laugh at ya Nik.
to SejanusSeven says:
You never go full retard
to Seven20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
ID STRAIGHTEN OUT HER EYES BY PUTTING MY GREG IN HER BUTT….
SHE LOOKS LIKE A SUGAR GLIDER.
to 20K-MILLIONAIRECeezee!! DA-Strong!! says:
I thought you said she looked like a drag? So what you mean is that you butt-pump transees?
to Ceezee!! DA-Strong!!texsbelle says:
You are all retards
to texsbelletexsbelle says:
You are all reatrards
to texsbelle