Finally A Hot Girl From KC

Posted in Kansas City, The Dirty, Would You? | January 6th, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you keep saying there’s no good tail in KC. would you with Briana, the ex Miami stripper. she parties it up in KC now, but still doesn’t take care of her son. I think you might agree with me and every other guy in KC that this chick is smoking.

Answer:  No, her bronze would ruin my sheets and to be honest she is a 5.877978278 at best.

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Finally A Hot Girl From KC
  1. January 6, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Dirty Dog says:

    not hot

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  2. January 6, 2010 at 9:13 am

    IN THE FACE!!!! says:

    This girl is not even hot. Look at the picture of her in the dress with her giant forhead. That much make up is hiding something. The fake and bake will cut her money making years in half, causing her to wrinkle at 29. If I was at a bar and drinking on a Tuesday night, but only on a Tuesday, I would sleep with this girl, but only if she was down for the Trinity.

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  3. January 6, 2010 at 9:15 am

    seamen says:

    ewwww lay off the bronze paint fo shoo

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  4. January 6, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Bupster says:

    I’d drill her pootie!

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  5. January 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    BIG D DIRTY DIRTY says:

    If you hit that one the bones sticking out of her might cut your skin

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  6. January 6, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Sal Pal says:

    This f*cking whore gave me several STD’s, stay the f*ck away from this piece of sh*t.

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  7. January 6, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    hahah says:

    just see her in person…she’s like 5′1 and looks like a gremlin.

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  8. January 6, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    huh? says:

    Isn’t the dude in the red tank-top Elvira’s new man?

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  9. January 6, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Plaza says:

    Saw this girl at the Sheraton Suites on the plaza letting 5 guys blow lines off her naked body. It was hot.

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  10. January 7, 2010 at 11:06 am

    kunile =x says:

    looks like leper

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  11. January 7, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    I worked with this shim says:

    and… She is like 4 ‘2.. Her face is like 5 inches thick of mudd her lips look like shi* and he boob job looks like 2 hard bowling balls under her shirt. she is bff with sam the other loose orange slut…congrats girls the dirty again!!

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  12. January 7, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    shes ugly says:

    this girl is a clear example of what tanning does to you when you start at age 15 and now she’s only like 23 or so. She looks older then my grandma and she’s a f*cking midget. She thinks she’s actually hot, but even in KC. Nick’s right. She’s at best a 5.2. haha. F*ck you briana

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  13. January 8, 2010 at 2:47 am

    Random says:

    whats up , this is her sons dad and i agree with the worthless mom shit. she does nothing for her son and she thinks she hot shit but really shes not. she always thinks shes better then everyone else . yes she does pay child support

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  14. January 8, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    WOW says:

    Haha, Doug droppin the bombs on Bri.At least she aint banged a bunch of black dudes yet…

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  15. January 8, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    Slut says:

    i bet its embarrassing to claim her as ur kids mother

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  16. January 8, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    Omg says:

    This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. What goes around come around! Dumb bitch needs to pull her life together and get off the streets. Take care if your kid bitch before you get aids!

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  17. January 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Muahaha says:

    Ohhhh Bri. looks like you have whored yourself around enough so people would actually take notice to who you are.. The sad thing is that no one even cares.

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  18. January 8, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    hahah says:

    lay off the makeup trick!!!!!!!! u r like the fakest chic n kc, well u and ur bff sam… ewwwwwwwww

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  19. January 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    hahah says:

    lay off the makeup!!!!!!!! her and her bff sam r the 2 fakest chix n kc…….. i wudnt touch em

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  20. January 9, 2010 at 12:56 am

    holy crap says:

    wow….this girl is gross…she looks to be about as deep a a kiddie pool and has no goals or career objective in mind….dear bri..plz stop making girls look bad…get a job or a life…stop partying..get your sh*t together…..xoxo

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  21. January 11, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    The Ripper says:

    This shit is hilarious…i thought i said some foul shit but wow…at least we all know that she’d rather go strip than take care of her child….pole, kid….pole…kid….IM GOIN WITH TACO BELL!

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  22. January 11, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Disgusted says:

    Strippers are all the same.
    Dirty. Slutty. No morals.
    They need a douche to keep themselves from smelling. Sad. No natural cleanliness.
    Yuck.

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    • January 14, 2010 at 7:28 am

      strippers>>are >>>??? says:

      Ok well first off this is NOT A TRUE STATEMENT. STRIPPERS ARE PROBABLY THE CLEANIEST CHICKS OUT THERE BECAUSE THEY ARE HALF NAKED AND IF THEY WERE SMELLY AND DIRTY THEN GUYS WOULD NOT COME IN THERE TO SEE THEM INSTEAD OF THERE WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS SO I SAY THERE DOING SOMTHING WRONG BECASE THE STRIPPERS ARNT DIRTY DUMBASS!

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      • January 20, 2010 at 10:30 pm

        stupid kc folk says:

        strippers are cleaner and there not as sl*tty as girls that party or work at a bar … those girls sleep around. while dancers go to work , make money , and go home to there kids. MOST KC GIRLS, go out drinking and get f***cked by random guys…. DANCERS ARE TOO BUSY MAKING MONEY.

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  23. January 14, 2010 at 7:29 am

    GET OVER IT HATERS says:

    SHE IS HOT!!! SHE DOES TAKE CARE OF HER SON. THE REST OF U POSTING SHIT …ARE WE….JUST DOING YOUR JOB AS HATERS LIKE MOST OF KANSAS CITY DOES!! KEEP IT UP. : )

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  24. January 14, 2010 at 7:31 am

    GET OVER IT HATERS says:

    SHE IS HOT. STOP HATIN KANSAS CITY.

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  25. January 14, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    funny says:

    all 3 posts are from the same person defending her…..hmmmm guess who….brianna …..nice

    and you are trashy and a skank..

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  26. January 15, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Child Support says:

    Bitch better have his money on the 1st

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  27. January 15, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Child Support says:

    And the whole hater thing is being used entirely too much. In order to hate, you must envy what that person does or who they are…..i highly doubt anyone wants to be like her

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  28. January 19, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    LO25 says:

    what is so attractive about orange skin..fake boobs..bleached hair..and ribs poking out?? NOTHING!! image ISNT everything and ED hArdy is NOT GOD

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  29. January 21, 2010 at 12:24 am

    Briana's worst fuc$in enemy says:

    To whoever left the comment about not bangin any black dudes….which we all know that comment came from Briana’s racist ass… I think it is a lot better to f@ck a couple of black dudes than to do all the white dudes in LV.Quick pissin the bed and go get your warts removed…see ya

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