Nik, you are lying!!! She has fat arms, bushy eyebrows, no top lips, a long beak, bad teeth, and brittle hair. Wow. I’m a little harsh today. You made me do it.
self post what guy talks like this!?!?
“Hi Nik! I am now OBSESSED with your site! I find myself thinking and speaking in “The Dirty” language.”
re-read…she clearly states shes a straight girl but still thinks this girl is hot. Either way I agree…TOTAL self post.
very pretty girl.
doesn’t look like anything special, but is oddly intriguing……
Note to Poster: This is Nik Richie being nice.
Totally normal. Is that a single chopstick?
she’s so beat.
She has zero lips.
her nose looks like a small hand
She is less than average. Might be better if she weren’t orange.
Yawn. What’s up with the same face and lion hair.
bro, hair in the 4th pic??? What is this dallas?
She looks like Nikki Reed…. delicious
Deleware…. really…. Where are you really from?
I want to feel her hair tickling my face while looking deep into her eyes only 4 inches away, while we go on a nice long ride!
She’s PRETTY like my fukin turd is pretty.
i would do her
Average – no top lip
eh…. average-looking girl. next
Another case of same-face on our hands!
A conversation with sticky ricky about life will take all but 30 seconds twice your fame.
Super cute ! Top 5 anywhere !
Self post for sure!
she cute looks like the outdoor type,love to take her camping at yoshmite national park.
So where is that park located? It’s new to me.
Top 5? uhh, there must be some beasts roving around that campus. She’s average at best
only at a medium pace, shes not ready for the tiger style
Dude, Nik…WTF?!?!?!? This chick is BEAT. Her hair is FROSTED…that was sooo early 90′s, look at her fat f*kin arms…. the picture with the polka-dot shirt shows that plain as day. PLUS, if she’s a “salad eater” it means she has some seriously rank farts… Also, her jewelry is wack…it screams WALMART. And loose the cowgirl hat hunny, you look enough like a horse…you don’t have to pretend you ride em too. BEAT. BEAT. BEAT!!!
Below average = FAIL
i go to ud and this girl is not even close to top 5. we do have plenty of much hotter girls here.
i would do her silly
talk about life, yea right….just tweet her, 140 characters should be more than enough to express your thoughts on the subject…
Beat as hell.
Some cute moments captured on camera but far from hot in real life.
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