You’re An Idiot If You Say No

Posted in Manhattan, Miami, The Dirty, Would You? | January 27th, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she is the hottest girl i’ve ever seen. I think everybody would say YES to Adriana Lima. She has a hot body and beautifull bleu/gray eyes + she’s a natural beauty. So would you Nik, and she is SGM you have to say yes.

Answer:  No, not anymore… don’t be brainwashed by society.  Her nose is has zero shape and her teeth are jacked. I am not even going to go there with her knuckles.  She is another Megan Fox scam (thanks to TheDirty.com Megan Fox officially has a thumb double- REAL TALK).- nik

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You’re An Idiot If You Say No
  1. January 27, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    Brother says:

    Just cause the media shoves these mongrels down your throat (ie Paris Hilton) doesn’t mean you have to think she’s hot.. How many better looking women do you see on your travels throughout the day?? I bet I can find better looking women shopping at a grocery store whom if shoved down your throat on a daily basis as the most beautiful women in the world you would think so to

    Reply to Brother
    • January 27, 2010 at 1:46 pm

      me says:

      true. these girls are pretty average without the media.

      Reply to me
    • January 27, 2010 at 2:44 pm

      miuy says:

      So you’re saying that if this girl lived next door to you, and you saw her outside you’d think to yourself, “meh nothing special, I could do better”???? Even in her candid pics i can still admit that if she lived next door and wasn’t a celeb I’d think she’s pretty. She’s better looking than most of the girls I know. Sounds like you’re a “sister” posing as a “brother” in order to avoid getting called out for being jealous.

      Reply to miuy
    • January 27, 2010 at 3:34 pm

      Anonymous says:

      yeah, most grocery stores have 4-8 victoria secret underwear models in them at all times…..come on kid……you sound like some paranoid fox news anchor talking about “the media shoving it down our throats”. you think there is a reason the women you see are at the grocery store are there and girls like Adriana Lima are making millions having their pictures taken? nah, must be a media conspiracy…..hahah

      and lets leave paris hilton out of this, we are talking about one of the worlds most famous supermodels, not some skank with a trust fund who is famous for having a sex tape, apples and oranges

      Reply to Anonymous
      • January 28, 2010 at 7:29 am

        The truth says:

        Look at the face in the 5th picture in the more pictures need i say more?? The body is nice but thats it!! If some of these great looking girls who worked for a living were born into the MONEY like these people were born into they would be in the magazines as well.

        Reply to The truth
  2. January 27, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    Anonymous says:

    i dont get the “would you”s anymore. is it still supposed to be funny when Nik turns down every gorgeous girl in the world even though he couldnt get with 98% of them? complaining about knuckles and armpit? is that what Nik gets off to?

    i mean every schtick gets old after a while and this has to be the the most worn out one on thedirty…..we get it, even on the best looking super models in the world you’ll find something wrong with a fingernail or their elbows…..hilarious!

    Reply to Anonymous
  3. January 27, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    DMC says:

    nik can you get back onto blondes for f*cks sake. im sick of all these peasants sending in pictures of beat brunettes. im over it.

    Reply to DMC
  4. January 27, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Filthy says:

    Nick ur a HOMO !!! Ur so in the closet that ur chillen in Narnia bro

    Reply to Filthy
  5. January 27, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Glad she waxed says:

    She has ALWAYS looked like a cave woman to me

    Reply to Glad she waxed
  6. January 27, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    SOUTHCAL says:

    DON’T BS YOURSELF NIK YOU WOULD STICK LIKE A DOG ON HEAT..

    Reply to SOUTHCAL
  7. January 27, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Youdumb fuc says:

    Ok now I think you like sausage in your pooper Nick

    Reply to Youdumb fuc
  8. January 27, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Anonymous says:

    “her nose is has”
    hahaha

    Reply to Anonymous
  9. January 27, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    dan says:

    don’t even GO there!

    Reply to dan
  10. January 27, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    mmmmmm says:

    i would eat her poop

    Reply to mmmmmm
  11. January 27, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    GreG says:

    No? Dude you have gone way too far. “Her nose is has”WTF is that?

    Reply to GreG
  12. January 27, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    miuy says:

    She used to be drop dead but something has become amiss as of late. Google Adriana Lima Candid and look at the images.

    Reply to miuy
    • January 27, 2010 at 2:55 pm

      OK... says:

      Exactly there are even pictures of her on the beach…VERY plain…and her body is not that great either (in those pictures)

      Girl definitely has nice eyes and makes a CRAP load of money…but almost all of these girls are products of photoshop and high dollar makeup artists.

      Reply to OK...
      • January 28, 2010 at 12:44 pm

        Some things never make sense to me says:

        Don’t forget really good lighting.

        She looks dynamite with really good lighting, but I know a few models who look smashing when lit, but “blah” in person.

        Reply to Some things never make sense to me
  13. January 27, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    ====D ~~~ says:

    I’d bang her butt so hard she would get pregnant.

    Reply to ====D ~~~
  14. January 27, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    gabriel says:

    Nik is turning some of you idiots gay.If you said no you are probably gay.Hope you like hairy asses.

    Reply to gabriel
  15. January 27, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    PFC Grimenfilth says:

    So let me get this straight…a filthy arab whose sole claim to “fame” is a blog, wouldn’t sleep with one of the highest paid models in the world? I hope you are lying and not a homosexual…

    Reply to PFC Grimenfilth
    • January 28, 2010 at 12:47 pm

      Some things never make sense to me says:

      It’s part of the reason people read this blog. People eat this sh!t up.

      Saying “no” to hot chicks is his signature.

      Reply to Some things never make sense to me
  16. January 27, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    ha says:

    you forgot about her major BLOWHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKK someone needs to tell her that she belongs in the ocean. Now that I am on this site all the time I think NO ONE is good looking. LMAO!

    Reply to ha
  17. January 27, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    the T says:

    This proves Nik is Gay..

    Reply to the T
  18. January 27, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Nik's Stab Wound says:

    Are you crazy?! Nik, you must be out of your filthy, Persian mind to deny this chick.

    You’re definitely FORGY. Your worn-out anus has decided.

    Just come out of the close already and admit the obvious. The longer you stay in the closet, the more depressed and suicidal you will become.

    Oh….I’m sorry. Too soon? :)

    Reply to Nik's Stab Wound
  19. January 27, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    Reddit says:

    No, thanks to [removed] Megan Fox has a thumb double. None of your information is original.

    Reply to Reddit
  20. January 27, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    nightripper says:

    you don’t be brainwashed by society bwo. your the one talking about plastic surgery all the time and fake titties and all sorts of other related b.s.

    & b.t.w. i’d drink her bathwater……STILL!

    Reply to nightripper
  21. January 27, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    Amanda Toney says:

    Since when do sand jockeys who smell like hummus and hang out with the z-listers from the Real Housewives of OC decide whether or not they will f**k supermodels?

    Reply to Amanda Toney
  22. January 27, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    Lo says:

    thanks to the dirty.com megan fox has a thumb double? i dont think so…every site from perezhilton and on made fun of her thumbs, btw, there is no scissorhands mafia..its just the peace symbol which has mean around forever! (or a 33rd degree mason symbol)

    Reply to Lo
  23. January 28, 2010 at 7:04 am

    susan says:

    well plus twos couldn’t help her boyish-looking body but it’s the best body to model small sizes of clothing. plus she’s perfected the Victoria’s Secret attitude. enough said. (oh i have blue-gray eyes and have never heard of that combination publicly complimented except for my eyes.)

    Reply to susan
  24. January 30, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    Anonymous says:

    your nuts nik women are made to have feminie features small nose and full lips in all histoy is the image of beauty. THIS GIRL IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF BEAUTY. Big large long nosed women are manly looking so now i get you are gay you like men looking women cause you like men. WOW NIK IS GAY. NOW I GET WHY YOU dont like real feminine looking women. that explains it.

    Reply to Anonymous
  25. January 30, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    lacey says:

    your nuts

    Reply to lacey
  26. January 30, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    lacey says:

    I COULD TELL YOU i look just like this chick but i have dark eyes and i tell you im betterlooking than every women i pass by im not a supermodel but when i walk into a room a mall, a restuarant a supermarket the beach a club, barnes and nobles, the boat yard anywhere i go all heads turn to look at me, i can be dressed with a tee shirt and a log loose skirt and a baseball cap and guess what i still get all the attention any blond would ever get. TRUST WHEN I TELL YOU people say im georgous.

    Reply to lacey
  27. January 31, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    letsgetserious says:

    looks are subjective.. get over it.

    Reply to letsgetserious
  28. February 2, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    Jason says:

    nik = HOMO. No girl is pretty enough because he like c*k

    Reply to Jason
  29. February 12, 2010 at 12:56 am

    lol says:

    omg i thnk shes the hottest girl in the worl nik who do u think is

    Reply to lol
  30. February 20, 2010 at 5:32 am

    78 says:

    Honestly nick your f*cking retarded…your such a f*cking homo and u just proved that…like honestly if you dont find her hot then theres something wrong with you emotionally…and physcially you prob look like sh*t since your critisizing every chick on here for the gayest things..armpits..thunderthighs…being asian..not perfect nose…stomache fat?…are u f*ckin kidding me…..no f*cking chick is perfect dude…everyone has their own flaw in them…all those hot chicks that you think are hot on tv..dude thts f8ckin photoshopped like crazy…i’ve actually seen adriana lima in person once before about 6 months ago..and DAMM shess f*ckin beautiful…dosent get hotter than that….you really need to f*kin grow up nik….you obviously have some issues man…BIG TIME

    Reply to 78
  31. January 27, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    ha says:

    i guarantee 100% of the super models nick post on here he cant get.

    Reply to ha
  32. February 19, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    lol says:

    I just had to laugh out loud at You think?

    Reply to lol

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