THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here is a picture of “Anorexic Kelly’s” boyfriend. Well from what I hear they are engaged and this 30 year old golfer from Texas is committing social suicide. Does he realize how many guys she has been with or the fact that his future wife is just some random sl*t who will just cheat on him. Nik, this girl makes me sick, she really needs to eat, maybe she can get fat while outting with her golfer boyfriend drinking Coors Light. Maybe this guy will be like Tiger Woods and let a girl affect his career. I hope they are happy together and who knows maybe there is dirt on him too, c’mon Dirty Army, lets find out.
Love plays tricks on the mind. But I doubt he cares because all Golfers cheat.- nik
DrEndo says:
I wonder what’s considred par on that whole….
to DrEndoChris says:
He’s a terrible golfer from what I hear.
to Chrisbilson45 says:
completely wrong…the picture is of john merrick, a professionsal golfer from long beach, california and played at ucla. He is already married so I really doubt he is engaged to someone else. either you put the wrong picture up or you like making things up
to bilson45POWRIGHTINTHEKISSER says:
HEY THATS THE VERY SAME SMILE HOOMOMANS FRESHLY DIVORCED WIFE IS SPORTING AROUND SCOTTSDALE NOW SHE CAN WEAR HEELS… ( SHE TOLD ME PERSONALLY SHE LUVS IT WHEN I POST THIS) ,.
GET USED TO IT HATER
to POWRIGHTINTHEKISSERHahahaha says:
I ran into her last night,, She had some funny stories bro..
to HahahahaPro Golfer says:
All golfers cheat fo sho
to Pro Golfertool says:
that Rory Sabbatini? he will just beat that broad with his driver if she steps out on him
to toolbilly says:
his name is john mallinger.. figure it out
to billyLamer says:
His name is John Merrick
to LamerKeen Observer says:
So basically the only thing wrong with this girl is that she’s really skinny. This sounds like an angry fat girl wrote this thing. She probably stole him away from this fatty poster. HAHAHAHA
to Keen ObserverAnonymous says:
thats not john m*lling**
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
This girl is form Eugene, OR not Kansas. Her name’s Heather and she is all kinds of dirrrttty
to Anonymoussharpie says:
I think she is pretty.
to sharpiesharpie says:
ps that golfer looks like Charlie Sheen
to sharpieDrEndo says:
I think the sharpie got in your eye!
to DrEndoWhat up says:
that chick looks like a dude
to What upAnonymous says:
thats heather from oregon. she’s 17. hahaha
to Anonymousheather! says:
quit tweekin!
to heather!bilson45 says:
his name is john merrick. he’s married already. he’s not from texas. he’s from long beach, ca. he doesn’t know this girl.
to bilson45KDL says:
That’s John Merrick. Not John Mallinger. John Mallinger is also from Long Beach though and plays on the PGA Tour. By the way he’s not a terrible golfer. He made somewhere between $1.5 and $2 million playing golf in 09 dumb ass.
to KDLha says:
Shes already on the dirty. In oregon.
to hahaters says:
i dont know this girl, but i bet 1/2 of you dont either. she has a pretty face in that pic and you all are just jealous. im engaged to a pro golfer and they are not all cheaters. i think people are just jealous when your pretty and your dating someone successful. no matter what profession they have if they are doing good in it, then people hate on it becuse they are prolly working at mcdonalds or their bf doesnt even have a job. if shes not even dating him at all, then that is just even more stupid. whoever made this up should maybe make sure that person isnt married first, if he is.
to hatersAnonymous says:
This is John Merrick and he is married. Whoever posted this should take his picture down, it’s pretty ridiculous and embarrassing that someone would find a random picture of a golfer to use that they don’t even know.
to Anonymous