THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lauren. She is a huge slut at ASU. She will do any guy in sight. If you know her, you know that she gets sh*tty drunk at every party, gets naked and just loves to get herself in STICKY situations with random boys. She is backstabbing and tells everyone that they are her BESTFRIEND. Watch out ASU, Lauren is responsible for spreading all the STDs we have here. .
I’m guessing she sleeps in her own bed maybe twice a week.- nik
widebuffalo says:
How sad. Look at the background in the first pic. This is an immature little girl away from home for the first time (living in a dorm). She is wrecking her life, but is no doubt oblivious to it. Tragically, this is only the beginning.
to widebuffaloLester Krinklesack says:
I’d fart on her to make her smell good.
to Lester KrinklesackGentleman Jack says:
Overall she sounds awesome, I’d take her home to meet mom. Keep up the good work Lauren.
to Gentleman Jackfor sho says:
i second that
to for shoRusty Shackleford says:
I gotta bottle of smirnoff and pack a trojans with her name on it.
to Rusty Shacklefordbigdog sons says:
Hi Lauren, I am bigdog…..would you like to fornicate?
to bigdog sonsmesaguy2555atyahoo.com says:
In a heartbeat…
to mesaguy2555atyahoo.comJus10 Kills says:
the sloots are strong this week in teh dirty!
to Jus10 Killsboy4you says:
Sick. I have seen this girl around…. straight up sl*t for sure.
to boy4youHAHA says:
snaggletooth
to HAHAmy ninja says:
i want me some of this LA FEVER, shes the sexiest girl i ever plowed
to my ninjaemily says:
your beautiful!!
to emilyAnonymous says:
shut ur mouth
to Anonymousodb says:
yup, girls hate. this chick is getting some dick, and taking advantage of guys. there will always be a warm bed for girls like this.
to odbleo says:
damn shes hot i would hit it
to leo