Posted in Brock's Chick, Miami, The Dirty | January 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: My Girlfriend works at Power 96 and told me some crazy golddigging lady was promoting her book The Platinum Theory: The Art of Seducing A Wealthy Man…. Turns out it was Brocks Chick MOM! Do You think she taught her daughter how to trick off the rich trouts???
Nope Brock’s Chick believes in true love… that is why she married an Alien looking dude with tattoos.- nik
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widebuffalo says:
From “The Reader Store:”
“Edgy, fun and somewhat unconventional, The Platinum Theory: The Art of Seducing a Wealthy Man lays out the calculated process to follow for women with their sights set on “landing a shug.” The book gives specific instruction on – attaining “the look” – engaging and interesting conversation – exuding self confidence – necessary investments to make in yourself – where and how to meet these men – being the pursued rather than the pursuer and many more interesting twists to “lure the whale.” Regardless of hair color, height or bra size, The Platinum Theory provides insights that will transform your approach with wealthy men gaining their attention and adoration.”
She used to be my favorite cougar. Now I see her as a cold, calculating predator. This gal should have been an agent for the KGB.
to widebuffaloEmbarrassing says:
Isn’t this the same woman everyone calls Kimbertroll?
to EmbarrassingAnon says:
What a piece of sh!t.
to AnonWomen like this need to be OJ’d.
Aj says:
LOL!!!
to AjJohnny Rotten says:
Mom’s hotttttttt!!!!!!
to Johnny RottenEx Lax says:
she must be a true blond if it took her 57 years to figure out how to write….. a book like that
to Ex LaxDr Dre says:
I think someone should tell this hag she’s not in her 20′s anymore.
to Dr DreAnonymous says:
what a stupid wh0re. Women like this should be shot point blank with a 50 cal.
to AnonymousBlack Male says:
She’ll be living her mother’s life in about 15 years after the second divorce. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
to Black MaleFrank says:
i would jam it in her poop chute but she looks very annoying. someone needs to tell her she is a hag. her best days are way behind her. she is in the twilight.
to Frankbwahaha says:
I’m guessing the only reason she seduces wealthy men is so she can buy lil wayne albums and get down wit da PC
to bwahahabwahaha says:
one can only wonder how much child support she’s collecting (and how many men are locked up) based upon her years of seducing the purple crown mafia.
to bwahahaAshley says:
“This crazy gold digging lady ” was married to a multi millionaire in Fla(look at Stacis old pics of their travels) 5 star trips, chaffuers, near limitless shopping sprees. This broad knows what shes doing. She’s still dating the trouts AT her age!!!
to AshleyThe book talks about tricks to hook a trout(shug) and how a girl needs substance to last. She says even the most beautiful girls get easily replaces if they canot “seduce” the trout lol
Charlie Brown says:
So I guess she failed at “not getting replaced.” How many marriages is this now? Looks like a used and wrinkled up prune. Can’t put a price tag on dignity..
to Charlie BrownVoody says:
Notice no ring on that finger….??? What a complete P.O.S.
to Voodyjockey says:
57 you say Hmmmmm…. I would hit it once or twice the second time just incase it was good or to make sure I wasn’t as drunk as I hope I am at the time…
to jockeygroossss says:
Staci is just like her Mom….she would not be with Keith if he didn’t have money…..keith has ALOT of money, he’s the one that bought brock’s chick her first pair of tits….and he’s also bought alot of her other plastic surgery (and she’s had ALOT) Don’t be fooled by brocks chick……she’s def. a golddigger like her mom, you know what they say…like mother like daughter!
to groossssLoser says:
I was wondering how Keith, who looks like a total loser and I’m sure has no education or successful career, had a lot of money like you said. Figured it was by profiting from his father’s death, the easy way anyone can get rich. Bet he overspends and goes broke and Staci leaves his ass!
to LoserAnonymous says:
BC’s alien isnt broke…. His dad died and left him a few million!
to AnonymousBruhaha says:
someone needs to tell this old bitch to shut the fuck up and get a fucking life…. have you guys seen the stupid shit she tweets???! as if anyone gives a fuck? you’re how old??? and you tweet? she tweets like 7 times a day “just had lunch on a yacht!” “here’s a pic of my new ring!” bla bla bla bla… soooooooo sad. we are laughing at you sweetheart. she’s proud of the fact that she uses men for money??? wow. what an accomplishment. a prostitute. and that’s what she’s taught her daughter. what a shame. here are some of her tweets. “Having tea on the sailing motoryacht “Southern Cloud”. Heading back to Sydney this afternoon.”…”My ring – yellow diamond! Gorgeous!!!!!!!” (with attatched picture)… “Woke up late – rushing to shower and get to airport” (as if anybody fucking cares)… “It is so sexy when your man knows his way around not matter what city or country we’re in” (cuz they’re just sooooo cool)… “Just drove for the first time on the left side of the road in a right side seat! Steve is teaching me to prepare for Monaco this summer.”…..”Good morning to my USA tweets. I am heading off to bed now.”….”we spend almost every weekend there during the summer because we have a home in Monaco. Love it!”…….”Just had the perfect lunch on the beach. Grilled fish, risotto and sauteed asparagus. Yum!’”……”Home to shower and pack then off to Palm Beach for 2 days! (The Palm Beach in Australia, not FL, for those of you who made comments earlier)”…
She is in love with herslef and it is SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell this woman to fuck off!!!!!
to Bruhahanunh says:
Jealous much?
to nunhC says:
Whoa..obviously you care. But yeah I read a few of her tweets too, she always talks about getting hammered & staying up till 8 am too. lol
to CEric the Fidget says:
You gotta look at a broad’s mom to see how she’s gonna turn out. Somebody rob Brock’s Chick from whoever she is with and throw a bomb on her.
to Eric the Fidgeti hate idiots says:
no, it’s more like she will tweet 17 times a day. thats for real. i counted. 17 f*king times. “heres a pic of a gift someone gave me!” “heres another pic of a gift someone else gave me!” “heres a pic of candles my girlfriend gave me!” “heres a pic of the ring my fiance gave me!” “here’s a pic of the dress i am wearing tonight” “heres a pic of the food i am eating” “heres a pic of the drinks i am drinking” “heres a pic of a chandelier in a hotel” “heres a pic of my view from a yacht” “heres a pic of my view from a penthouse”….. wow. what a golddigging skank…. and she talks like everyone else in the world is stupid. “going to brekki in australia, thats how you say breakfast for those of you who dont know” just because she went to australia. she lets you know everything she does every five minutes of her life. is that all you do kimberly is have your phone in your hand so you can tweet every little thing? how stupid. isnt that inconvenient? and the best one yet “oh i am interviewing nannies. just hired a french nanny which will come in perfect because we’ll be in monaco for the summer. i am just so busy i need full time nanny again”.. wow. i feel bad for her son. thats what you choose to do? leave your son with a nanny? she literally tweets at least twice every hour of the fucking day. “discussing new years plans with friends at the Ritz” “getting pampered at the salon” “in my penthouse at the ritz” “just got done with a lazer treatment” “having a panini and my favorite, mimosas!!!” “heading to lunch with steve on one of his clients yachts!!!” “Heading out to Chad’s party! Chilly and rainy outside so wearing jeans and boots” “Having Leewin Estates Art Series Chardonnay wine from Australia during lunch. My favorite! “… it seriously never stops, you guys should look at her tweets!!!! OMFG!….. you are PATHETIC KIMBERLY…. NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!! GET A LIFE!!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? your daughter is just as sad!!!!!!! feel bad for her son!!!!!! people are constantly talking about you & its like you dont ev
to i hate idiotsashley says:
must be sad to be nothing more than a who*e your whole life. Sleeping with men for money. What a great accomplishment!
to ashleynunh says:
Whore – what a loser
to nunhLeper's Arby says:
57? She’d better hook one soon!
to Leper's Arby. says:
Wow. U guys are crazy. I checked out her twitter and she’s adorable. I applaud her for looking good and enjoying life. Her fiance is a good looking man, too. Sounds like she has the dream life to me. Gorgeous children, an author of a SATIRICAL book, a handsome fiance, island hopping, houses all over the world…
to .C says:
Wonky-eyed children…gorgeous, I think not.
to Cdr. gonzo says:
Anyone can self-publish….look at how poorly her website is written.
to dr. gonzoBGH says:
Money is nice but not when it costs you your self respect. I feel sorry for women like this..
to BGHMac attack says:
Heather_7458
to Mac attackmac attack says:
just ask her this is her s c r e e n a m e for Y! IM
to mac attackmac attack says:
This is how nik and I get our pictures just by logging on and looking at the pics she posts.
to mac attackmac attack says:
Y_A_H_O_O IM
to mac attackmac attack says:
she apparently goes by the name Heather but its Staci, she’ll tell y’all
to mac attackJust a question... says:
But this sounds like a P.C. definition of prostitution…seducing a wealthy man to attain a certain lifestyle. Guess what? You aren’t going to look like that forever and despite what you write, a wealthy man isn’t ‘into you’ because you’re great at conversation. Bitch please…
to Just a question...Ashley says:
I think she looks great and clearly knows what shes doing is she can get married to a super rich trout and continue dating others in this economy and that age. I do give her that.
to AshleyI don’t agree with the golddigging. Women should learn how to stand on their own two feet. Stop relying on old trouts, its lame and you’ll end up alone.
hi says:
She does support herself. She used to interior design, and used to be the CEO of a yacht business. Pretty sure she could take care of herself if needed. And I honestly think she cares about her fiance. And vice versa. And she is not 57. 40-something actually. If her finace just wanted to nail someone, why not get a 20 year old with his money? She must be more than just a good lay.
to hiufhvsduhsuid says:
She doesn’t support sh*t. Every gold digging slag is an interior designer and yacht salesperson or CEO of something, because some trout finances the entire goddamn business and lets them put on business attire and go play grown-up. If she really earned her way to business success then she’d know the real value of money and wouldn’t be so obsessed with it and the image she feels she derives from it. I bet she wasn’t saving her tip money from bussing tables for a down payment to get a loan to open her own business, she had it given to her. And the fiance doesn’t want a 20-yr old because 20-yr olds can’t f*ck for sh*t. Wake up you dumb whore.
to ufhvsduhsuidFTL says:
“The book talks about tricks to hook a trout(shug) and how a girl needs substance to last.”
Gee, is that what it takes to sustain a relationship? Substance?? Who would’ve thought! Seriously, stfu. This woman isn’t smart, she’s just been around the block a couple thousand times. And Platinum Theory? Are you kidding? Sounds like an attempt to set women back about 50 years. FYI Kimbertroll or whatever they call you: it’s not the 50s anymore. Women have the ability to achieve success on their own without “seducing”/screwing men for their money. There’s no pride or respect to be had in “golddigging” (aka prostitution). In the end you’re the only one getting used because the trouts always have the upper hand. Once they dump your ass, you’re just back on the streets where you started – ‘cept older and less attractive. What a legacy to leave..
to FTLAshley says:
“This woman isn’t smart”
to AshleyIf shes not smart in what she does, how does she keep getting married and dating millionaires and billionaires in this economy???? Look at her pics(5 star traveling) and her recent rock.(what is thise the 2cnd millionaire shes getting married to) How many 20s somethings want the same thing, are her competition yet she keeps luring those men? Right
Sure shes laughing on a shopping spree or on a yacht on how shes living the life and people just hatin’
Dax says:
what does “this economy” have to do with her dating habits? i can’t speak for others, but in my opinion she doesn’t seem smart because she never found a way to achieve success on her own. try to sugarcoat it as much as you want, but at the end of the day, she’s no different than the millions of other bimbos out there looking for a sugar daddy. tell me, does she have any accomplishments (apart from an alleged criminal record) that she can claim as her own? or is everything she’s achieved been a result of someone else’s doing? as someone already said, money is nice but not when it means sacrificing your dignity for it. trust me, i’m not hatin..if cash is what’s most important to this woman, then i’m sure she’s very pleased with how she’s lived her life
to DaxAshley says:
By this economy, I mean alot of people have lost their wealth or its decreased. The pool of Sugar daddies has decreased. I know some girls in Fla in this pool and they say there’s alot of wannabees and “splenda daddies” as they call it bc alot less people have as much $$ to spend.
to AshleyI totally agree with you in term of having her own accomplishments. I dont support golddigging.
But her book and life are seem to be about snagging millionaires/billionaires(which are rare) so I have to admit shes succeeded w that and been smart about doing that. Many “bimbos” dont get a ring on their finger and are left with nothing. In terms of that, she is different. But as a whole and in character shes the same.
DB Warn says:
putting a ring on a chick’s finger doesn’t change who she is. this hag is definitely bimbo status. and millionaires aren’t “rare.” even if they were that hard to catch, it would seem pretty pathetic if she didn’t have one by now. i mean how old is this woman? 65? anyway, i’ve seen plenty of rich trouts to know that they go through marriages like laundry detergent. there’s nothing special about this one and you’re kidding yourself if you think she’s actually accomplished anything.
to DB Warnmac attack says:
Ask heather bc she is persisent on saying staci is not her name. She has fakes everywhere.
to mac attackUmm says:
She’s engaged. She has pictures of her huge 9 karat engagement ring on her twitter.
to Ummmac attack says:
I dare any of the dirty army to call her out and get on y_a_h_o_o IM and msg her to tell her she is a fake.
to mac attackblondie says:
This is her second multti millionare that shes engaged to btw. She was married to an extremely wealthy trout for years.
to blondieYea soo common. Ive seen soo many women with 9 carat rings who go to St Tropez for the summer and have as much as her. Right.
Dr Dre says:
what’s your point? is she herself a millionaire? no. she’s a freeloader. an old ugly one at that.
to Dr Dreblondie says:
“and millionaires aren’t “rare.” Oh really? are you one or how many do you know that arent just fakes or wannabees? Really I had no idea they were so common.
to blondieLMFAO
Look up stats first before you make dumb ass comments. Out of the US population- how many are millionaires? Come on.
Purple White FTW says:
you’re an idiot if you think millionaires are rare, especially in florida (i’m from there so i know). it’s billionaires that are rare, and who gives a sh*t about this woman anyway. nobody takes her or any other golddigger seriously and nobody ever will. end of story.
to Purple White FTWBlondie says:
From the WSJ
“There were 2.5 million millionaires in the U.S. at the end of 2008, down from 3 million in 2007.”
Maybe those 3 milllion all live on street in FLA. lol
to BlondieBlondie says:
“The world population of millionaires fell 15% last year, with the super-rich taking an even bigger hit, according to a new survey.”The Capgemini and Merrill Lynch World Wealth Report, released this morning, finds that the number of global millionaires fell to 8.6 million from 10.1 million in 2008.
WSJ.
to BlondieSOOO common, Right. Out of 6 billion ppl
that tat girl says:
I’m responding to a prior post because I was curious about the girl using heather as a name claiming to be staci! You were 100% correct in saying that she says she is staci. She gives the most ridiculous reason as to why she uses heather and not staci lmfao. I even asked her to provide proof and anything u ask her she has an answer to lmfao. Thx for posting that because that made my day.
to that tat girlAshley says:
Haha I agree that person clearly doesn’t know the difference between the WANNABEES with 5-10 maxed out cards who look/act like they’re rich(wannabees) vs. people with real $$. They’re NOT that common. Dumb ass!
to AshleyFrank the Tank says:
Ashley and Blondie sound like the same person. Seriously, rub a few brain cells together and you’d know that millionaires are not rare by any stretch of the imagination. But since you sound like the type of person that lives in utter denial, let’s start with the raw fact that having a million dollars these days is nothing. Yes, there are 6 billion people on earth, but more than half of them live in complete poverty. And I don’t think Ms. CleavageWrinkle is looking for a sugar daddy in Africa. So let’s compare apples to apples, shall we? The US constitutes the highest percentage of millionaires anywhere in the world and that number has increased dramatically over the last decade, despite the current recession. Billionaires, on the other hand, are quite rare. And even if you were right and millionaires were harder to find than this woman’s self respect, what does that have to do with her, personally? Shouldn’t she be more concerned with the number of US golddiggers? As someone else said, she herself is not a millionaire. She’s an old sluter who’s made a career of finding herself sugar daddies. At her age, it would be considered quite a tragedy if she didn’t have one by now. And she’s only nabbed 2 so far? I’m willing to bet my life that the first one dumped her and that the second one will, too. But keep telling yourself that 20-year-olds are jealous of your lifestyle. You’d be willing to trade all of it for what they have – and that’s youth. Too bad you already wasted yours.
to Frank the Tanka major says:
I wanna see more pics of heather aka staci
to a majorbiatchhh says:
what’s BC’s mom’s twitter account?
to biatchhhAnonymous says:
mskimberlyellen
to Anonymousis her twitter
Leah says:
I am going to buy the book. I have a friend who is gorgeous and still can’t get a trout to marry her. This old broad must have done somethin right.
to LeahLeah says:
“And I don’t think Ms. CleavageWrinkle is looking for a sugar daddy in Africa. So let’s compare apples to apples, shall we? The US constitutes the highest percentage of millionaires anywhere in the world and that number has increased dramatically over the last decade, despite the current recession.”
LMAO Ms. cleavage wrinkle?? haha. True shes looking the in the US, but the stats are that there’s what 9 million of them? Lets say theyre all in the US, out of 305 million people, that’s really not that many. .(take away the really ancient ones and the married ones from that as well). Sure theres a much great concentration in South Fla where shes based.
to LeahI only said that bc I spent time working at a well known club throughout early college and you wouldn’t believe the wannabees pretending they have money. Wearing rolex watches, buying tables, nice cars. When they’re just really just maxed out and dead broke. I dont support what she does, but I do think that a women that age who consistently finds, dates and gets these guys to marry her knows what shes doing in that regard.
anonymous says:
she is only 44…not 57!!!! apparently had bc shen she was a mere 20…
to anonymousAnonymous says:
The alien is Keith and the story I’ve heard is that he and his brother have wealth from their deceased father (v.p. of GNC nutrition stores). I’ve met him and BC a few times. He seems fairly down to earth. Nice kid. She was always quiet, but polite. Just a useless update on the family. The first child got his looks, boo.
to Anonymous