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Introducing the cast of the new hit show: “Border Brothers and the broads that bang them”


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  1. January 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    slapthebass says:

    why is the girl on the right the only one crapping

    Reply to slapthebass
  2. January 4, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    DrEndo says:

    Can you spare a square?

    Reply to DrEndo
  3. January 4, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    Sharky says:

    On your mark….get set…..FLOW!

    Reply to Sharky
  4. January 4, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    ya dig... says:

    The entrance to R. Kelly’s new album release party

    Reply to ya dig...
  5. January 4, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    Jenna says:

    well, girls do like to go to the bathroom together.

    Reply to Jenna
  6. January 4, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    Biotech is Godzilla says:

    Excuse me, my face is over here.

    Reply to Biotech is Godzilla
  7. January 4, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Durrty says:

    So thats how cabbage patch babies are made

    Reply to Durrty
  8. January 4, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    jtt63 says:

    i bet my stream is bigger than yours

    Reply to jtt63
  9. January 4, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    jtt63 says:

    squating twats

    Reply to jtt63
  10. January 4, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    Rogerman23 says:

    Oh yeah we’ll water ur plants alright!!!

    Reply to Rogerman23
  11. January 4, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    Manchild says:

    ” And in this next exhibit kids is the long lost civilization of Homeous-pisses, seeing them in their natural environment is a real rarity”

    Reply to Manchild
  12. January 5, 2010 at 12:16 am

    jakeo says:

    oops, i sharted!

    Reply to jakeo
  13. January 5, 2010 at 12:19 am

    evan says:

    who wants to play battleshits?!

    Reply to evan
  14. January 5, 2010 at 2:21 am

    funny guy 13 says:

    don’t shims know they can pee standing up?

    Reply to funny guy 13
  15. January 5, 2010 at 3:07 am

    juior says:

    thats skanky

    Reply to juior
  16. January 5, 2010 at 6:26 am

    FranksFind says:

    Craptacular Spectacular!

    Reply to FranksFind
  17. January 5, 2010 at 8:15 am

    dallass says:

    sexy

    Reply to dallass
  18. January 5, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Chris Crooker says:

    and push and pee and breath! Comon’ girls get that ass up and pee.. 4 more, 3 more, 2 more..

    Reply to Chris Crooker
  19. January 5, 2010 at 10:30 am

    evan says:

    who wants to play battleshits?

    Reply to evan
  20. January 5, 2010 at 10:38 am

    Sejanus says:

    I miss my peen.
    I used to whiz standing up.

    Reply to Sejanus
  21. January 5, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Voody says:

    And people wonder why the divorce rate is so high!!!!

    Reply to Voody
  22. January 5, 2010 at 11:42 am

    xrcr says:

    Bare nudeah triangle

    Reply to xrcr
  23. January 5, 2010 at 11:53 am

    Dirty Dog says:

    So I’ve finally won a Caption of the Day contest…. now how do I choose my shirt??

    Reply to Dirty Dog
  24. January 5, 2010 at 11:59 am

    THERAV2009 says:

    NOW KIDS……THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU NEED TO PEE AT A PARY AND THERE IS NO BATHROOM AROUND. NO ONE WILL CARE. I DO IT ALL THE TIME.

    Reply to THERAV2009
  25. January 5, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    R.Kelly says:

    Yo this is a pic from my new video “piss on you”
    these dancers are getting it together.
    PISS ON YOU 2010! BITCHES

    Reply to R.Kelly
  26. January 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    IP IH II IL II IP says:

    follow the yellow bricked road

    Reply to IP IH II IL II IP
  27. January 6, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    Blow me says:

    Nik jacks off to this shit.

    Reply to Blow me
  28. January 10, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    cowboys suck says:

    At least the one wearing the chucks is multi-tasking…

    Reply to cowboys suck
  29. January 24, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    @richardvelasco: ugh! We shouldn’t have eaten chipotle today!

    Reply to Anonymous
  30. January 29, 2010 at 9:40 am

    HAHAHA says:

    Its the Demas (DUMBASS) Twins from the first page and there cousin. GROSS!!!!

    Reply to HAHAHA
  31. October 7, 2010 at 11:30 am

    Anonymous says:

    uh yeah, i’m the cousin (who has a name by the way) and i haven’t been in dallas for over a year. but it’s cool though.

    Reply to Anonymous

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