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The entrance to R. Kelly’s new album release party.


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  1. January 5, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    DreamKillaz says:

    Mi luv yu long tine

    Reply to DreamKillaz
  2. January 5, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    deekhead says:

    where you hide BBQ Pringos!!!!

    Reply to deekhead
  3. January 5, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    pervert says:

    so this is where noodles come from

    Reply to pervert
  4. January 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Bupster says:

    “Excuse me can you help me get this Red Cup outta my a$$?, Its more uncomfortable than I thought it would be……”

    Reply to Bupster
  5. January 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Dik Itchie says:

    Your cream of sumyunguy be ready bout 5-10 minute. Thank you!

    Reply to Dik Itchie
  6. January 5, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    badfish says:

    There is no sobriety in this dojo.

    Reply to badfish
  7. January 5, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    OCFishfinder says:

    How a Poo Poo Platter is made in the Chang house.

    Reply to OCFishfinder
  8. January 5, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Bupster says:

    “2 Guys, 1 Red Cup”

    Reply to Bupster
  9. January 5, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    tdub says:

    I think I found John Gozla*d

    Reply to tdub
  10. January 5, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    Tila says:

    Bend over Kim, poop in cup and I drink for fifty dollar

    Reply to Tila
  11. January 5, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    Max Hollywood says:

    bend over more, I still cant find it

    Reply to Max Hollywood
  12. January 5, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Mother says:

    And the winner is…. *drumroll*

    Reply to Mother
  13. January 5, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Portland Guy says:

    I always wondered where baby noodles came from.

    Reply to Portland Guy
  14. January 5, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    JimmyZinc says:

    In typical SD fashion…two Chinas learning to play flip-cup.

    Reply to JimmyZinc
  15. January 5, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    Leper's Arby says:

    Pim Juice in Led Cup Make Me So Howny!

    Reply to Leper's Arby
  16. January 5, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    joeboy says:

    The Matt Leinhardt School of Under Center

    Reply to joeboy
  17. January 5, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    JimmyZinc says:

    Do you feel anything yet? Maybe the doctor was right…Asian guys don’t have balls.

    Reply to JimmyZinc
  18. January 5, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    lol says:

    i think they are playing dong chi

    Reply to lol
  19. January 5, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    Dude Bro says:

    I told you I could get my whole fist in there. Do you have a wet nap?

    Reply to Dude Bro
  20. January 5, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    PB... says:

    I hate when guys smuggle egg rolls from a complimentary buffet…

    Reply to PB...
  21. January 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Super Tramp says:

    I told you that egg roll would get stuck!

    Reply to Super Tramp
  22. January 5, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    cookie monster says:

    “Dammit Goku, i told you not to put the 4-star dragon ball up there.”

    Reply to cookie monster
  23. January 5, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    cookie monster says:

    Jeff Dunham is really reaching for new puppets.

    Reply to cookie monster
  24. January 5, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Yo Pickle... says:

    BF Changs

    Reply to Yo Pickle...
  25. January 5, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    we need a new plauge says:

    “what does my fortune say dad?”

    Reply to we need a new plauge
  26. January 5, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    SD KMAN says:

    The original Chinese finger trap.

    Reply to SD KMAN
  27. January 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    BURRITOS BELT says:

    Talk about cocking the spread!

    Reply to BURRITOS BELT
  28. January 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    salty saltine cracker says says:

    How come every time its a person of color , you bitches say .. dont be racist be funny.. please, its says it there that you crackers are racist.. and dums .. so Gd dumb you cant connect the dots to stop attacks on the US~!!

    Reply to salty saltine cracker says
    • January 5, 2010 at 3:27 pm

      Jamison says:

      Im a honky cracker, im good looking, smart, i own a gun, and shoot “niglets” like u for fun. ping pong wong on my dong a$$hole

      Reply to Jamison
      • January 6, 2010 at 12:13 am

        Stu Pitt says:

        That is funny sh*t

        Reply to Stu Pitt
      • January 5, 2010 at 5:13 pm

        salty saltine cracker says says:

        go suck out of black mans azz.. you redneck saltine cradker, and my panthers slit white SOB’s throats on site .. you useless low budget dirty pig!

        Reply to salty saltine cracker says
  29. January 5, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    GDoublErb says:

    The Gay of the Fist

    Reply to GDoublErb
  30. January 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Ass says:

    Cracker can’t think of anything beyong ethnic jokes, because all the nigg**s are f*cking their moms and sister. They end fantasizing about molesting kids. LOL.

    Reply to Ass
    • January 5, 2010 at 6:13 pm

      salty saltine cracker says says:

      look in the mirror HONKEY >> ENOUGH SAID!

      Reply to salty saltine cracker says
    • January 5, 2010 at 5:12 pm

      salty saltine cracker says says:

      you got to be crazy white vitch, thats all you white perverts do id fu-k your kids, its in your genes honkey.. phillip garrido looking cracker azz cracker!

      Reply to salty saltine cracker says
      • January 5, 2010 at 5:14 pm

        salty saltine cracker says says:

        Oh i can think of a lot of dirty honkey pervert azz incest fu-kers to joke on ! plus you fu-k your own mother and marry your own cuz.. you white people are some retards for sure!!

        Reply to salty saltine cracker says
  31. January 5, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    Dave says:

    Maybe if I pray hard enough to the Red Cup God Nik Richie will like me….

    Reply to Dave
  32. January 5, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Jamison says:

    u wub me o so wong n ward haung, fank wu!

    Reply to Jamison
  33. January 5, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Stu Pitt says:

    Chin’s dad Hoe removing the manual 5 speed stick shift stuck in his a$$ after being blinded by the windshield of his Honda. Apparently, Chin moved into a new neighborhood in East L.A., luckily the Mexican’s saw the Asians moving in and they all bought car insurance.

    Reply to Stu Pitt
  34. January 5, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    rjg504 says:

    Here try this new Kung Pow Stuffing!

    Reply to rjg504
  35. January 5, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Needledick says:

    Chinese Takeout

    Reply to Needledick
  36. January 5, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    OhhPlease says:

    Fun with red cups.

    Reply to OhhPlease
  37. January 5, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    skd44 says:

    Welcome to King Wok can I take your order………I’d rike a numba two prease………..OK, pick up in 10 minute

    Reply to skd44
  38. January 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Pepito says:

    that is going to be the worst tasting popo plater…

    Reply to Pepito
  39. January 5, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    TR says:

    Gay Bar Mitzvah

    Reply to TR
  40. January 5, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Mark38bttm says:

    I love you man

    Reply to Mark38bttm
  41. January 5, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    The Donk says:

    Red Seven, Red Seeevon! Hot Route, Hot Route!

    Reply to The Donk
  42. January 5, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    Anonymous says:

    at least the red cups are wearing plastic

    Reply to Anonymous
  43. January 5, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    Dirty Dog says:

    No more yankie my wankie

    Reply to Dirty Dog
  44. January 5, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    wtf says:

    reach asian-a-round

    Reply to wtf
  45. January 5, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    jtt63 says:

    you call that a reach around.

    Reply to jtt63
  46. January 5, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    awhite says:

    welcome to america bitch

    Reply to awhite
  47. January 5, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Where’s my Egg Roll??

    Reply to Anonymous
  48. January 5, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    K2 Sticks says:

    I’m telling you, when someone grabs for a Pringle and pulls out my shit its gonna be awesome.

    Reply to K2 Sticks
  49. January 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    K2 Sticks says:

    Someone shit on or in the vicinity of the Pringles. F*ck it, call ‘em Extreme.

    Reply to K2 Sticks
  50. January 5, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    STR8UP says:

    Look, even the red cups are smart enough to wear protection

    Reply to STR8UP

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