Finally A Hot Girl From KC
Posted in Kansas City, The Dirty, Would You? | January 6th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you keep saying there’s no good tail in KC. would you with Briana, the ex Miami stripper. she parties it up in KC now, but still doesn’t take care of her son. I think you might agree with me and every other guy in KC that this chick is smoking.
Answer: No, her bronze would ruin my sheets and to be honest she is a 5.877978278 at best.






Dirty Dog says:
not hot
to Dirty DogIN THE FACE!!!! says:
This girl is not even hot. Look at the picture of her in the dress with her giant forhead. That much make up is hiding something. The fake and bake will cut her money making years in half, causing her to wrinkle at 29. If I was at a bar and drinking on a Tuesday night, but only on a Tuesday, I would sleep with this girl, but only if she was down for the Trinity.
to IN THE FACE!!!!rim chew says:
whats the trinity? all 3 holes?
to rim chewseamen says:
ewwww lay off the bronze paint fo shoo
to seamenBupster says:
I’d drill her pootie!
to BupsterBIG D DIRTY DIRTY says:
If you hit that one the bones sticking out of her might cut your skin
to BIG D DIRTY DIRTYSal Pal says:
This f*cking whore gave me several STD’s, stay the f*ck away from this piece of sh*t.
to Sal Palhahah says:
just see her in person…she’s like 5’1 and looks like a gremlin.
to hahahhuh? says:
Isn’t the dude in the red tank-top Elvira’s new man?
to huh?Plaza says:
Saw this girl at the Sheraton Suites on the plaza letting 5 guys blow lines off her naked body. It was hot.
to Plazakunile =x says:
looks like leper
to kunile =xI worked with this shim says:
and… She is like 4 ’2.. Her face is like 5 inches thick of mudd her lips look like shi* and he boob job looks like 2 hard bowling balls under her shirt. she is bff with sam the other loose orange slut…congrats girls the dirty again!!
to I worked with this shimshes ugly says:
this girl is a clear example of what tanning does to you when you start at age 15 and now she’s only like 23 or so. She looks older then my grandma and she’s a f*cking midget. She thinks she’s actually hot, but even in KC. Nick’s right. She’s at best a 5.2. haha. F*ck you briana
to shes uglyRandom says:
whats up , this is her sons dad and i agree with the worthless mom shit. she does nothing for her son and she thinks she hot shit but really shes not. she always thinks shes better then everyone else . yes she does pay child support
to RandomAnonymous says:
talk about a worthless pos! why don’t U get a job?
to AnonymousWOW says:
Haha, Doug droppin the bombs on Bri.At least she aint banged a bunch of black dudes yet…
to WOWum says:
i wouldnt doubt it bro looks like shes been around the blok.. who knos wat kinda stds shes passin around..
to umSlut says:
i bet its embarrassing to claim her as ur kids mother
to Slutsara says:
she’s not a bad mother.
to saraOmg says:
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. What goes around come around! Dumb bitch needs to pull her life together and get off the streets. Take care if your kid bitch before you get aids!
to OmgMuahaha says:
Ohhhh Bri. looks like you have whored yourself around enough so people would actually take notice to who you are.. The sad thing is that no one even cares.
to Muahahahahah says:
lay off the makeup trick!!!!!!!! u r like the fakest chic n kc, well u and ur bff sam… ewwwwwwwww
to hahahhahah says:
lay off the makeup!!!!!!!! her and her bff sam r the 2 fakest chix n kc…….. i wudnt touch em
to hahahholy crap says:
wow….this girl is gross…she looks to be about as deep a a kiddie pool and has no goals or career objective in mind….dear bri..plz stop making girls look bad…get a job or a life…stop partying..get your sh*t together…..xoxo
to holy crapThe Ripper says:
This shit is hilarious…i thought i said some foul shit but wow…at least we all know that she’d rather go strip than take care of her child….pole, kid….pole…kid….IM GOIN WITH TACO BELL!
to The RipperDisgusted says:
Strippers are all the same.
to DisgustedDirty. Slutty. No morals.
They need a douche to keep themselves from smelling. Sad. No natural cleanliness.
Yuck.
strippers>>are >>>??? says:
Ok well first off this is NOT A TRUE STATEMENT. STRIPPERS ARE PROBABLY THE CLEANIEST CHICKS OUT THERE BECAUSE THEY ARE HALF NAKED AND IF THEY WERE SMELLY AND DIRTY THEN GUYS WOULD NOT COME IN THERE TO SEE THEM INSTEAD OF THERE WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS SO I SAY THERE DOING SOMTHING WRONG BECASE THE STRIPPERS ARNT DIRTY DUMBASS!
to strippers>>are >>>???stupid kc folk says:
strippers are cleaner and there not as sl*tty as girls that party or work at a bar … those girls sleep around. while dancers go to work , make money , and go home to there kids. MOST KC GIRLS, go out drinking and get f***cked by random guys…. DANCERS ARE TOO BUSY MAKING MONEY.
to stupid kc folkGET OVER IT HATERS says:
SHE IS HOT!!! SHE DOES TAKE CARE OF HER SON. THE REST OF U POSTING SHIT …ARE WE….JUST DOING YOUR JOB AS HATERS LIKE MOST OF KANSAS CITY DOES!! KEEP IT UP. : )
to GET OVER IT HATERSGET OVER IT HATERS says:
SHE IS HOT. STOP HATIN KANSAS CITY.
to GET OVER IT HATERSfunny says:
all 3 posts are from the same person defending her…..hmmmm guess who….brianna …..nice
and you are trashy and a skank..
to funnyChild Support says:
Bitch better have his money on the 1st
to Child SupportChild Support says:
And the whole hater thing is being used entirely too much. In order to hate, you must envy what that person does or who they are…..i highly doubt anyone wants to be like her
to Child SupportLO25 says:
what is so attractive about orange skin..fake boobs..bleached hair..and ribs poking out?? NOTHING!! image ISNT everything and ED hArdy is NOT GOD
to LO25Briana's worst fuc$in enemy says:
To whoever left the comment about not bangin any black dudes….which we all know that comment came from Briana’s racist ass… I think it is a lot better to f@ck a couple of black dudes than to do all the white dudes in LV.Quick pissin the bed and go get your warts removed…see ya
to Briana's worst fuc$in enemyAmy Smith says:
I knew Bri before she even had her son. She is a very sweet and BEAUTIFUL girl. I hate so much to see her on this site. She doesn’t deserve all of this bashing. I’ve lost touch with her so I do not know what she is up to now or what kind of mother she is but I do know she was so happy and excited about the arrival of her son. I agree it seems she did change but hopefully her heart is in the right place. Last I knew she was going to school to become a nurse.
If some of these comments are true… rather than make fun of her or call her immature names, why don’t you just pray that she finds her way back to the right path(whatever that may be)
Anyway, I hope wherever she is and whatever she is doing she is happy and safe. I also hope the same for her son.
Briana if you read this please be safe, keep your head up & know that you are beautiful. I hope to get back in touch with you soon!
Amy
to Amy Smithomg says:
f*cking classless & disgusting, why would any dude think she’s hot, shes straight trash
to omgelsie says:
her face is so tan it makes her lips look SUPER weird!!!
to elsieacne remedy says:
I do like the way you have framed this issue and it does give me some food for thought. However, from what I have seen and experience on my own site as well, I just hope as the comments pile on that people stay on point and not embark on a tirade of the news du jour. All the same, thank you for promoting this topic and point. By the way, come visit my site – you have the address but please don’t make it public. you also have my email, drop me a line and let see if we can link our sites for shared and better traffic and also for promotions. c ya… Elizabeth.
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