From Celebrity To Bar Maid


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all i have to say is… douchebag. lol. Matsuflex is working at Bar Charlotte?? REALLY?? Lemme go get my signature pad and pen….and theres another douchebag from one of those douchebag shows on that one douchebag channel. someone please tell him flock of seagulls hair is not cute, despite what his mom says.

I am glad all the Tools are migrating to Charlotte.  I think it is safe to say Matsudouche has hit rock bottom.- nik


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  1. January 11, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    omar says:

    lol @ his girl being a naga lover

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  2. January 11, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    JR says:

    Wow, he tries to look like a douche in every picture. And succeeds!

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  3. January 11, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Catdawg says:

    their journey has just begun, lmao. i can’t wait to see where these tools are in 5 years.

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  4. January 11, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Chii-town says:

    That douchebag in the upper right hand corner was the one whose girlfriend was having that affair with cheetah woods! I wonder if mr. & mrs. douche/douchette got any money from him. Apparently not for thats why his broke ass appeared on tool acadamey, sorry for your life!

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  5. January 11, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Drag Queen in White Satin says:

    BAR Charlotte should FIRE that Tool!!!!!

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  6. January 11, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Oh man... says:

    He’s still a TOOL!

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  7. January 11, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    truth says:

    seen him at the gym in aliso ca. recently, he like 5’6″…dirty army everywhere matsudouche!! bwah hah hah

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  8. January 11, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    Anonymous says:

    he was a douche in highschool and is still a douche now

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  9. January 11, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Bobby L. says:

    I heard MatsuGay dizzled Cock-boys Mom (Penny) in the ars. Just say I heard it from Cock-boys friend who grew up in CA with this nerd. Makes perfect sense. What firggin TOOLS!

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  10. January 11, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Night and Day 704 says:

    nik send us some north scottsdale bitches….. please

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  11. January 11, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    wtf says:

    Why oh why are all these fags migrating to Charlotte? We need to start a damn border patrol to keep these losers from infesting our city.

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  12. January 11, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Matter of Time says:

    No one worth anything in Charlotte goes to Bar Charlotte. I didn’t even know it was still in business. It must be 18 and younger now.

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  13. January 12, 2010 at 5:30 am

    Morons... says:

    These guys keep coming because all the local bars pay them more money than they could make anywhere else to come “celebrity” bartend. These guys have it made right now because all the losers in Charlotte think it’s so cool to get a drink prepared by someone who was on tv. This town is pretty desperate. You think these guys get any attention in Atlanta, Miami, NYC, or even towns like Boston, Baltimore, San Fran, New Orleans? No – there’s a reason they migrate here.

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    • January 12, 2010 at 11:15 am

      morons? says:

      uh no not “everyone in the city of Charlotte” care about some guys from a tv show. I’m from la and was relocated out here and actually like the city, so don’t group everyone into one category because that really just makes you the moron

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  14. January 12, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Really? says:

    Ryan is a sweetheart and he doesn’t JUST work at BAR. He works at many of the BMG Bars throughout the week and how do you know he doesn’t have some type of deal going on with BMG for his “status” and he’s making good loot?

    Don’t hate b/c they’re making money and your loser ass isn’t.

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  15. January 12, 2010 at 10:40 am

    Junior says:

    Too bad it wasn’t Matsudouche that attempted the ill-fated balcony jump from the 29th floor of Avenue Condominums last night after work. Kind of like that episode where Daffy Duck drinks gasoline, nitroglycerin, gun powder and uranium 238. You can only do that stunt once.

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  16. January 12, 2010 at 11:55 am

    Really? says:

    MatsuGay told me he loved me, and then gave me Matsu-warts on my va-jay-jay. Said he loved anal because it reminded him of Papa.

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  17. January 13, 2010 at 3:00 am

    Lava Love says:

    Ma neighber Glenda used to f9ck this doosh out.

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  18. January 13, 2010 at 5:34 am

    Morons says:

    I said “all the losers in Charlotte” not “everyone in Charlotte”. You learn to red in LA too? And just because your from LA doesn’t segregate you from the losers. I was in Towne Tavern one night when these dudes were working and their business was up exponentially. That’s why places bring them in.

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    • January 14, 2010 at 9:34 am

      Anonymous says:

      I think your insult of illiteracy is pretty much an epic fail the moment that the word read is spelled incorrectly.

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  19. January 16, 2010 at 1:34 am

    yeah yeah says:

    As for bar charlotte I went on a bar crawl tonight hit 6 bar’s. Bar Charlotte was the busiest and had the hottest girls! don’t knock it till ya tried it!

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  20. January 17, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Bitch2009 says:

    Haters lol ryan is sweet!! some stupid bitch that he fuckes probly became obsessed with him and when he didnt want her TADA welcome to the dirty Ryan!!!!!!!!

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