THE DIRTY ARMY: So, after TEN plastic surgery procedures in one day, Heidi Montag is looking shimnificantly different. What do you think Nik?
I think she looks way better. I dig the new look… it kind of turns me on.- nik
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danm says:
nik are u serious…..her face looks like a man
to danmWHITE BOY says:
PLASTIC IS PERFECT
to WHITE BOYearl dukes says .. beyotches says:
plastic aint sh-t!
to earl dukes says .. beyotchesHAHAHA says:
I’m in love
to HAHAHAAnonymous in LA says:
concur…boner. nice can-job.
to Anonymous in LAI Hate Hippies says:
For sure, but now she looks like a 35 y/o cougar…
to I Hate HippiesAnonymous says:
her body yes, her face is still like a horse
to Anonymous- says:
take the old face and put it on the new body
to -OK... says:
Yeah but honestly if you look her in the eyes then she might actually TALK!!!!! Then the entire thing is ruined anyways.
I’m not making a disparaging “women comment” either…I am just talking about her. I actually think she is pretty hot…BUT I have heard her talk her jibberish for a total of about 2 minutes and it was unbearable.
to OK...Bupster says:
Agreed!
to BupsterBLUNT says:
Absolutely disgusting that a person would undergo this dramatic of a change to feel accepted and beautiful. She should switch her name to Heidi Mirage cause she is an illusion of what people think is sexy and nothing is sexy about fake. Would you buy a designer knockoff? If not then why settle for a knockoff of a real woman.
to BLUNTIbleedPURPnGOLD says:
I would rather have a girl who has a set of +2s that defy gravity, then some saggers on “a real woman.” This girl looks much better now, and the only people who say she looks worse, are women that can’t afford to get the same work done.
to IbleedPURPnGOLDearl dukes says .. beyotches says:
bitch the only ones who look better are the real women who are woman enough to be real about themselves!! fu-k you!!
to earl dukes says .. beyotchesDOLLiE says:
Say that in 10 years when her tits are to her belly button, or in 5 after she’s had children and they have stretch marks and don’t feel as nice as they did when she was 20. So f–k you! =)
to DOLLiEearl dukes says .. beyotches says:
fu-k you bitch.. tits are tits and they are suppose to sag.. i dont give a dman if they are dragging the ground and shooting off sparks as long as they are God given real and not some plastic azz gel or sillicone bitch!
to earl dukes says .. beyotchesBLUNT says:
and you say it again in 20 years when everything else on your body is old and saggy and your ta ta’s are miraculously perky and hard as ever. You’ll be dead and all bones with 2 sacks of silicone sitting in your coffin.
to BLUNTBLUNT says:
Why don’t you stick to the fruit section in the grocery store then Purpinfakegold money isn’t an issue for most of the girls who chose not to put fake a$$ boulders in their chest I think it is more the thought or idea of a bag a silicone sitting in their body that grosses them out to not want to f with the body that was created for them. I believe they are happy and content without altering their physical appearance so that some scum bag will like them for their ta ta’s.
to BLUNTLINDSEY says:
I LOVE MY FAKE TATAS
FUNNY, YOU HAVE SAAGGY ONES
to LINDSEYBLUNT says:
Oooh can you see me through the screen with your super titty powers. Why don’t you check out the dictionary for the definition – 2 soft fleshy milk-secreting….. not 2 hard as rock bags silicone leaking. Men don’t find any issues with my real ta ta’s thank you very much.
to BLUNTIbleedPURPnGOLD says:
Why don’t you check out the dirty dictionary. You don’t get +2 for having real ones. Are you so flat, that you need to look in the dictionary, to discover what breasts are?
to IbleedPURPnGOLDBLUNT says:
Saggy, flat whatever beats chopping my body up to please an ignorant fool like you. By the way everyone starts out with real tits so I guess in a way you do get 2+ for having real ones.
to BLUNTDOLLiE says:
I love my fake boobs too! You seem pretty passionate about your dislike for fake breasts. Don’t have the money for it? Too scared to do it? They feel real, look great and I love ‘em.
to DOLLiEBLUNT says:
Dollie you have a perfect name for a fake B_t(h yes you are right I don’t like fake tits it’s a harsh fad going on now a days and the only people that need them are attention wh$res you know girls who need tits so that someone will actually pay them any sort of attention.
to BLUNTLINDSEY says:
its probably because whenever there is a girl around with +2′s , her boyfriend starts ignoring her and drooling while wishing his girlfriend would get them
dontcha wish your girlfriend was hott like me
to LINDSEYsaaad says:
she looks like a completely different person, fake.
to saaadAnonymous says:
She looks like Cindy Margolis now
to AnonymousTonyS says:
I thought the exact same thing.
to TonySBilly Blaze says:
She looks like Cindy Margolis now
to Billy Blazeblah says:
I think she looks like Elisha Cuthbert in the face.
to blahLeper's Arby says:
Wayyyy hotter now.
to Leper's ArbyBrittany says:
Her face looked better before the recent surgery, but better than before her first nose job.
to BrittanyDOLLiE says:
Agree!
to DOLLiEYouCrazy says:
stop the hate-in!!! she looks WAY better!!
great work!!
to YouCrazysdevil13 says:
I think Heidi looked better before…less fake is always better.
to sdevil13nikis says:
she looks worse! I like the comment about knock-off’s. They do make chicks that are hot naturally. Go marry some plastic bitch and see what your kids look like. They can change the ti*s but they can’t change DNA!
to nikis... says:
Hahahhahaha. So true!!!
to ...TRAGIC!!! says:
This surgery has AGED by 10 YEARS… she no longer has that youthful look to her!!! Bad idea Heidi… and now it’s DONE!!! It must be creepy to look in the mirror and not see who you are. She is SHIMMED OUT… and every year it will get WORSE!!!
to TRAGIC!!!Keen Observer says:
lmao I had the same thought and posted it at the same time…. poor Heidi….. wth was she thinking
to Keen ObserverYou know says:
Yeah she looks so much older!
to You knowKeen Observer says:
Amazing body but that stuff she did to her face aged her +10 years. Her face looks 30-40 years old now! Fail!
to Keen Observerpickles says:
her boobs arew too big and her nose is too skinny! Why did she let Spencer do this to her? She is more plastic than barbie
to picklesDahlia says:
Her face looks more mature and sultry. The surgeons did a great job. But they really had decent starting material. The sad thing is — the chick was only 23. Something is wrong in the brain case to do this.
to DahliaPolitico Pablo says:
Looks like she will need a new passport photo. The biggest improvement is in her chin/jaw line, which is now proportioned to her face.
to Politico PabloThe Dolly Parton breast size is a bit much. The eyebrow lift makes her look more mature. I agree with Nic, overall she does look better.
Cam says:
F**king Hot!!!!! Love the new boobs
to CamSpot says:
If you want plastic, get a blow-up doll. They don’t talk back and don’t need to be fed or watered.
She’s going to look as bad as Janice Dickinson before she hits her 30′s. The truly sad part is that she will also be just as stupid – totaly vapid.
to Spotearl dukes says .. beyotches says:
She is one fake azz bitch and i would never give her the time of day.. this bitch looks like all other white goofy blonde big fake boobed bimbo s and the skank has the nerve to want a butt augmentation.. what a damn loser.. she knows her azz was born flat like all the rrest of the white girls and the booty pad wearing non black women!
to earl dukes says .. beyotchesearl duke says .. i love ballz says:
hey earl i hope you get shot you are a dumb worthless faggot and i will f your black women and my white women
to earl duke says .. i love ballzearl dukes says .. beyotches says:
i hope your white azz dies a sloew painful death with a big black one in your jealous dirty white low down azz! my woman wouldnt give your white wrinkled up azz the time of day b*tch.. she dont like f*gs !!
to earl dukes says .. beyotchesearl dukes says .. beyotches says:
bitch i hope your white faddot azz dies a slow infected heart wrenching death white bitch.. my black lady wouldnt have the likes of your white azz, she doesnt have to get into the weirdness of your white azz, she wouldnt give you the time of day . you white dirty skunk! your mammie loves chocolate balls and black cum bitch!
to earl dukes says .. beyotchesamerican says:
ruined… just ruined
to americanYikes. says:
She’s going to end up looking like the “cat woman” of plastic surgery if she keeps going.
to Yikes.anonymous says:
why doesn’t that fat b*tch get on a treadmill and stop getting lipo?????????
to anonymousThe Real says:
She definitely handed the plastic surgeon a picture of Terri Hatcher and said “make it happen”.
Boobs are WAY too big
to The RealAnonymous says:
hahaha agreed!
to AnonymousWang Dang Dong says:
Should have gone with the brain transplant.
to Wang Dang DongPANTS ON THE FLOOR says:
Just goes to show how HOMO the Hooman is! Her face looks like a 2-dimensional man’s now, WTF. Definitely better before.
to PANTS ON THE FLOORname here says:
ladies take note- huge fake t8ts are awesome, so are nose jobs and lipo. stop hating, your saggers are not hot
to name herepeachy says:
This sounds like it comes from a guy who probably has never touched a fake tit in his life, or even had sex, rather. I’m sure you hook up with fake plastic hotties all the time
to peachyBLUNT says:
Note to all girls run out and get fake ta ta’s they will either make you or break you according to this site. What a sad and shallow world we are now living in when a persons being is determined by whether their breasts are real or fake take a look in the mirror and keep lying to your fake selfs. I won’t be signing up for the douche/bimbo makeover.
to BLUNTumm says:
She looks way better!! She was HIT before.. gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to ummHmong Noodle says:
Damn, she looks like Ivan Drago with some +2s
to Hmong NoodleJimmy 2-feathers says:
you have to know that Spencer is completely behind this…She was amazing before. Spencer is a douche-bag that deserves some of his own surgery, a lobotomy.
to Jimmy 2-feathers:) says:
i love fake tits as much as the next guy, but there really is a thing as too big. she is exhibit a. all these broads are starting to look like beat up porn stars or comic book characters, ill take a girl with a b cup over those big sloppy monstrosities.
to :)Old says:
Old face new body. But like everyone else is saying natural is way better. For looks, old face new body. For sex all old.
to OldAnonymous says:
She needs to be re-cast on the housewives of OC. Why would you pay someone to make you look 10 years older?! There is nothing wrong with getting things tweaked but she did too much at once.If she were smart she would have found a good doctor and did a little here and there over time. Her doctor is the same one that janice dickson and Shanua Sand go to so she is well on her way. But then again Dr. Ryan makes all his patients look like freaks. He is obviously all about the $$$$$
to AnonymousWoody says:
Nice airbags!
to Woodycreepy... says:
The worst part is when you watcher her speak. Her damn face does not move.
to creepy...Tan Stewie says:
looked better before. What a mess, get a mop.
to Tan Stewielumberg says:
she looks like bruce jenner only bruce has a bigger pussy
to lumbergAnon says:
Poor thing, she was cute before, now she looks terrible and fake.
Only loser insecure guys wants fake chicks with fake boobs, lips and ass.
to AnonDanielleinqueens says:
Whoever said she shld change her name to heidi mirage is freakin funny as hell. Still I think she looks like a dream. Perfect. though her Dr shld be reviewed by a mdeical board…this chick did not ever need lypo!
to DanielleinqueensAnonymous says:
I read that article. She sounded like the biggest idiot bimbo EVER! She looked so much better before all that surgery… Why would you want to be known for being the fakest person in hollywood?
to AnonymousRandal P says:
No surgery can replace the way she acts – like a retard. She is still a fugly little barfer trying to fit in with real hot chicks. She will need more surgeries. You can’t get a surgery for talent either so she is screwed.
to Randal Peeeww says:
thats gross, she actually looked better before. her face looks like it’s too tight making her look older than she really is.
to eeewwwell says:
she looks better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this shallow fake world we live in!!!! its much much more beautiful!!!!!!!!!!
to wellShells says:
omg…hold up a second…does no one realize that this is the exact same picture!!!!!!!!!!! look at the finger placement. it’s exactly the same! and the hair on the right side of the part…same! they photoshopped the hell out of this one, but they can’t fool the dirty army. all they did was change the color of her nails, reform the top of the bikini bottom, and redo her jewelry. other than that, same pic, just a different face! the body is a total fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to ShellsGG says:
Oh Nik, as soon as I saw this on TV I knew you were going to approve of Heidi’s new look. I was just waiting for you to say something like this. Sure she looks good in pics, but imagine how this freak looks in real life…
to GGwow says:
shimnificantly? HAHA!
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