KC’s HOTTEST
Posted in Kansas City, Missouri, Would You? | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch is FINE and dances like a wet dream. Would you agree that she is one of the finest in KC?
Answer: no. A paper bag wouldn’t even help.
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doodles says:
The bitch on the right or the one on the left?
to doodlesOG Denver says:
Bbwwwwaahahhahahhhahahahaaa!!!!
to OG DenverDTM says:
The one on the left has nice cans.
to DTMWtf says:
two fags
to Wtfme says:
i pity the state.
to meThis is a joke?? says:
she is FUGLY
to This is a joke??Lol says:
I thought that was supposed to be ROCK bar…sure fooled me
to LolRunner-Up says:
Rockbar is code for Douche Bar..
to Runner-UpSling says:
Whoever submitted this let the boobs fool them. The face is hideous and she has a flabby guy
to Slingehh says:
She’s wearing 3 tops, which obviously means she is at most an A cup and is just pushing what little she has together to make it look like she has cleavage.
to ehhBoobs? says:
Sure she has boobs? She’s wearing two tops
to Boobs?Joe Per*z says:
um like that man candy
to Joe Per*z?? says:
two tops? three tops?… guys she is wearing 3 BRA’S If I had small A’s I know I would be doing the same, thankfully I don’t.
to ??Anonymous says:
3 bras means she is flat as her stomach!
to Anonymousnunh says:
Cute body – tell guy smiley to stfu and tell her to never smile again. Ever.
to nunhHAHA.. says:
LOL this happens to be really really funny that there are comments about my boobs being small. If anyone knew anything about gogo dancing they would know that you have to wear 2-3 layered tops not only for looks but for SUPPORT when you’re dancing. I really couldn’t care less what ppl say on here because it makes me laugh but just to clear the air I am a 34C and THAT is why I have to wear a couple tops LOL.
to HAHA..Funky Chicken says:
My deepest apologies that we aren’t on your level, and are uneducated on gogo dancing.
to Funky Chickenreally? says:
wow..way to not care. LOve the fact you felt the need to air your breast size. make ya feel a bit more secure?
to really??? says:
When you have 34Cs you need three tops to support you boobs? Sweetheart… 34Cs are NOT that big…. not big enough to need 3 bras anyways.
to ??get a life says:
Everyone commenting is obviously a bunch of fat, ugly tools. Do ppl seriously have nothing better to do than talk sh*t on ppl u have never met just to make yourselves feel a little better? Wow, that’s sad.
to get a lifeReally? says:
I would have to agree some people need to understand that she is clearly a dancer at a club and that the dancers normally wear multiple bras/tops, but I guess most of the people on here never leave their house so they would not know what takes place in the real world.
to Really?But the guy does look like a d-bag and needs to stop acting like a “rocker” and do something about that gel in his hair, well I am guessing it is gel.
Jybbus says:
Leave my girl alone!!! She is hott.. you damn haters…
to JybbusHer Bestie says:
Okay FIRST OFF… if you look really close… it is a bra and 2 BATHING SUITS… bathing suits that have NO padding what so ever. Sooooooooooo sorry… but 2 pieces of fabric are not going to push up someones boobs THAT MUCH.
Second off… this girl is PROBABLY one of the HOTTEST girls in KC hands down.
SOOOOOOOO hate away… but what it all comes down to is you all have absolutely NO LIFE… so you get on here to bash other people when really you all are so f*cking ugly you can’t even leave your own house. THAT is TRUELY sad. Not gonna lie.
to Her BestieHAHA.. says:
i love you lol…
to HAHA..Anonymous says:
So…..what does that make you?
to AnonymousHer Bestie says:
Am I “bashing” anyone? NOPE…. go suck a cock c*nt and get a life.
to Her Bestiedman says:
I think she is hot as hell!
to dman... says:
Gogo dancers crack me up. Do you ever have a moment of self-awareness and ask yourself if you’re going to be doing the same thing when you’re 30?
Let’s face it: you’re paid to be a skank.
Seriously, try to make an intelligent argument and convince me how what you do has any sort of pride or dignity to it. You’re a skank, but unlike a stripper, you really don’t make any money. Remember that when you’re up there “being sexy.”
to ...steve la*e says:
hahahaha this is so funny….. ashleys boobies are very nice and she is pretty damn hot……………. Allen is one of my best friends and honestly one of the best/nicest guys i have ever meet
to steve la*eAnonymous says:
I agree with you. Allen is cool and I think she is hot as hell !
to AnonymousPSU GUY says:
you all are Stupid i went to middle school with this girl and she has always been a hottie!!!! So back off. And maybe you are mad because you dont have a girl thay looks as good as her, and your women is 250 lbs so dont hate.
to PSU GUYBndiNO says:
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to BndiNOI love it. Seriously, if you need the attention, be a stripper, then you can afford things. Gogo dancing is fine and all but really why do it?
Funky Chicken says:
Basically being a gogo dancer is aspiring to be a stripper but willing to make less money because your “morals” have convinced you not to take your clothes off. Absolutely nobody has any respect for a girl in barely any clothing shaking her cottage cheese a*s on a stage while a bunch of drunk men put their hands all over you. What kind of man would want a woman like that? I think they’d be smart to pick the 250 lb b*tch over you, considering she still has a little self respect. I’m sure your parents are awfully proud of your accomplishments, maybe dad even comes to watch?
to Funky ChickenPSU GUY says:
look f*ck tard, she likes what she does and I am sure your dumb *ss has even gone to to a strip club so stop hating. I see you want a wale so go to McDonalds and get with a Manager that is 250lbs.
to PSU GUYPlease walk of a cliff... says:
I happen to employ this girl, and happen to work with this gentleman and these are very good people and for anyone to get on here to make a comment is just rude and out of line. You have no room to talk about anyones situation if your not educated about why they do what they do for a living. If you have the guts to say something on here, please say it to my face…and get the f*ck off this douchbags website. thank you and have a nice day
to Please walk of a cliff...dirtykc says:
If you will tell us who you are, then we will gladly say this sh*t to your face.
to dirtykc:-) says:
1st- allens hot! And I want his root!!! 2nd ashley- ur ugly, don’t have 34C boobs, bad teeth, and slept with a manager to get your job of dancing on a horse troft. Congrats, you are my inspiration in life. PS stop posing for photos like ur in hustler! K thanks!
to :-)BITCH IS UGLY says:
FOR REAL. This Bitch needs to stop posing like she is a model… because she is just making her self look bad. DEFINITELY need to get that grill fixed too!
to BITCH IS UGLYYou people are sad... says:
I think it’s ridiculous that you people have nothing better to do than trash people online…
to You people are sad...Ashley is a wonderful girl who happens to gogo…WHO CARES?! She likes to dance, she likes to party, she likes to have a drink every now and then….sounds like she found the perfect part-time job!
LOVE YOU ASH!
BC
wtf. says:
F*ck all of you haterrrrs.
to wtf.Ash is a cool *ss girl who is educated and independent. And by the way I was with her when he got offered the job and it was by a female so there was no “f*cking her way onto a horse troft.”
She makes alot of money to basically have fun. Dont be jealous your boyfriends are looking at her in the bar an not your ugly *ss.
k Thanks!
Seriously says:
Who cares about her breasts, look at her face and teeth… ewww… Someone go to rockbar and tip her so she can get some veneers
to Seriously816 says:
i think i saw this girl dancing at tengo last night. id smash
to 816The little guy at Rockbar says:
hey dirtykc come say it to my face… I dare ya… I’ll even put you on my list so no cover no excuses… friday night work? ok cool… dirtykc will be on the list… Tell em you’re here to talk sh*t to Luke face…
to The little guy at RockbarJoe Perez says:
She is as brown as a paper bag, she has horse teeth, small boobs….and yes very dark nipple….I have seen them, and a very hairy butthole…she needs to wax it…its so nasty!
to Joe PerezMe says:
Joe Perez is the biggest douche I have ever met. You are ugly and old, get a life.
to Me:-) says:
For a fact. She did sleep with manager at tengo. He also got her a job at PIZZA BAR!! Oh the benefits!!! And she went to tengo on her night off. Danced the same dance she always does,and took her shirt off to expose a very small tank top. This girl is just trying to get “discovered”
to :-)Brown says:
This girl is not hot.
to BrownHa says:
Looks like we’re not the only ones that “don’t have a life” and get on here. Wonder what else you do in your “spare time”
to HaLO25 says:
All bc a Girl has a good body DOES NOT REPEAT DOES NOT Mean she’s hot.. I rest my case
to LO25Anonymous says:
Dances like a wet dream!!!??? That is the FUNNIEST sh*t I have EVER heard!!! She is not hot, and has a belly that hangs out over her clothing. She is extremely good at sucking it in for the pictures, but not all the time! And she wears about 3-4 bras. That’s why her boobs look big. This girl goes into Rockbar only to stalk Allen, the dj, who has a girlfriend. But she doesn’t care, she just has some sick weird obsession that she needs some professional help for. And only got a job in the Power and Light District just to be closer to him. MAN it’s funny!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Said Allen’s girl friend
to AnonymousKCGRL says:
Joe shouldnt you be fist pumping somewhere instead of on this website
to KCGRLmike c says:
nik…i’m sorry…but i think you like dudes. that bitch deserves a big dick and a good spanking
to mike c