THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i think i found your future wife for sure… Smoking hot lingerie model from Tampa.. So Nik would you?
Answer: Maybe, she has massive birthing hips. I am afraid she might get pregnant on the first try. She is definitely my type though.
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Team America says:
i request unphotoshopped pics. something about this one seems fishy
to Team Americahmmm says:
Remove photoshop and makeup. Hose her down with water. You will be looking at a wet rat.
to hmmmfirst timer says:
with some little fake bolt ons
to first timerblah says:
she still looks good
to blahdirrty daily says:
thought u gave up blondes nik?
to dirrty dailyAj says:
Self post….!!!!
to AjCosbo says:
fat
to Cosbonunh says:
Photoshop is for LIARS!
to nunhDahlia says:
So much photoshop, it’s blinding.
to Dahlianunh says:
You are correct. I bet she looks drastically different in a “real” picture.
to nunh...chi... says:
the difference in +2 size in the two pics is suspect. The gut is also photoshopped. Nik, you can tell by the distance between her elbow/shoulder that she is tall… you like them towering over you?
to ...chi...OCFishfinder says:
What’s up with her eye? That one eye. That stomach is photoshopped bigtime as well as her mug too. She is a LIAR! I’m not saying I wouldn’t pay her after the act itself but you bet I’d expect my change back. “Hey! I gave you a $10 bill. Where is my $8 back?” I can totally see that happening.
to OCFishfinderDrEndo says:
Nik how much is she paying you not to shred her self posting ego? Obviously photoshopped the back fat.. Her +2′s aren’t even worthy of the stretched skin that covers them!
to DrEndowhowhat says:
Doubtful that those are +2′s, looks like a push up bra.
to whowhatDrEndo says:
You need to see more tits…Push up bras dont give even sphere lines!
to DrEndooooyahhhhh says:
amazingly hot
to oooyahhhhhBarney says:
She is hot…what is with all the haters? Now get back to work and make that vanilla latte the chick on the other side of the counter ordered douchetards!
to BarneyJill says:
She’s pretty..but her hands are HUGE.
to JillPhotoshop is for liars! says:
Nik!!!! Her hands are HUUUUUGEEE!
to Photoshop is for liars!Oregon. says:
Fangasmic.
to Oregon.greg says:
photoshop!
to gregi'm a girl.. says:
and i think she’s sexy.. but should lay off the eyeliner a bit. I’d do her!
to i'm a girl..nunh says:
So – I think I love you.
to nunhCaboWayo says:
Nik you might want to reconsider tigertiger was all over that a couple years ago.
to CaboWayoI`m not say`n anything bad about him but, He has had allot of girls here in Tampa.
tridents ghost says:
lots a girls ?
to tridents ghostrosy palm and her four sisters
pamela handerson
amd the knuckle sisters dont count
gen heydrich says:
did he bore her out with his massive 2 incher?
to gen heydrichsurfmore says:
LOL, She’s frickin smoking hot!!!
to surfmoreBlow me says:
Nik is the dumbest sand coon in the world. He can’t recognize photoshop if it hit his camel in the head!
to Blow meThe Truth Is In The says:
Lol , funny in many ways.
to The Truth Is In TheTonyS says:
That’s what a chick’s hips are SUPPOSED to look like.
to TonySu dont always have to stuff her hard says:
def need non photo shop to make a decision. even Nik could look like Benicio Del Torro with photoshop…
to u dont always have to stuff her hard40k M says:
tittle litties
to 40k Myeah says:
her hips are NOT huge!! they aren’t tiny, but they look fine. she has a great body. come onnnn
to yeahJimmyZinc says:
What’s up with her hands? Friggin huge!
to JimmyZincElizabeth says:
Holy she is very pretty. If she is this goodlooking without photoshop… wow!
to Elizabethfyi says:
man thats one hot girl.
to fyiRude Bobby says:
She looks freaking awesome to me! I would hit that with a 20 pound sledge and then some. The hips are a bit wide but that is a curvy hottie for you. Fat girls say they have curves BUT this is really a curvy woman with a tight body!
to Rude BobbyDAMTIZ says:
Nik, what happened to your new years rez to get off blondes?
to DAMTIZ====D ~~~ says:
I would never pull out of any of her holes.
to ====D ~~~rizzo says:
holy crap … she has HUGE MAN HANDS!!!
to rizzoSac says:
Hottest chick I have ever seen
to Sacreally says:
you’re type is a stick figure with silicon, I think you’r gay cause MEN like curves!!!!
to reallyJim says:
there is no way a chick that hot would go for you Nik.
to Jimigor says:
Nik you make massive birthing hips seem bad. If she’s a potential Mrs. Ritchie it should be mandatory consider the gigantic beak your baby will have.
to igorBeCe Babe says:
OMG, so funny!!!
to BeCe BabeDman says:
Buy some big +2′s and buy something for the back too.
to DmanNole Girl says:
Photoshop is for liars, but I guess when all you have to offer is your sub-par body you have to do something to look good.
to Nole Girlluulemos says:
I dont get how you find theses girls attractive their bodies are nasty
to luulemosgen heydrich says:
didnt tiger give her herpes with his massive two incher?
to gen heydrichelizabeth says:
this girl is ugly. i know this town has hotter girls out there then this rat
to elizabethBig Ben says:
Hey girl above me … I bet your the most hidious creature in your town considering the fact you come on The Dirty and comment on other girls.Get a life. hahah this girl is pretty sexy and looks like she actually has some class.
to Big Benummm says:
SHE HAS A HUGE FOREHEAD!
to ummmno class says:
this girl has no class if she’s posing half naked…duh idiot
to no classbmg-50 says:
did you all miss me? i see tiger the blowhard is being pwned by the masses still. this girl destroyed tiger, laughing at him and his unimpressive doink what a tool . she awesome !
to bmg-50Team America says:
Shut up bmg-50 nobody on here thinks you`re funny with your jokes about tiger.
to Team Americanoneja says:
jokes? the only joke is in tigers hand when he takes a leak! or in tampon tims hand when he gives him a reach around. ZZZIIIINNNNNGGGGGG! NEXT!
to nonejabmg-50 says:
sorry you feel that way team fagg*t. why dont you and tiger rub doinks and trade semen spit
to bmg-50Serena says:
Somebody is very jealous all you do is bash people what`s the problem did your Dad touch you on the knee as a child?
to Serenaobvious says:
this is obvious photo-shopping here…
to obvious